Post by caspian on Nov 24, 2022 7:52:54 GMT -6
CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK
(Results: Lookout!, Words: Caspian)
CBAD: Lily Collins vs Maisie Williams
Lily:
(33, 5’5, 112, 69:15 FCBA, VIXENs)
Maisie:
(25, 5’1, 13:17 FCBA, Free Agent)
BEFORE:
This is it. One more win tonight allows Lily Collins to claim the neck-to-neck accolade of having the longest winning streak in the FCBA. Amanda Righetti and company might argue that their schedule was filled with championship fights and top-tiered competition, but the Vixens don’t make the rules around here, and Lily’s winning streak this year has been punctuated with milestone wins over the likes of Madison Beer, Jenna-Louise Coleman, and Olivia Holt.
“Maisie’s someone I’ve always wanted to fight as well, but she’s always been busy over in the BBU, and I’ve been kicking ass here in the FCBA,” Lily says first by ringside. The questions from reporters have come hard and fast for the Vixen, but they’ve mainly been focused on her rough-as-nails fight schedule, which will culminate in another PPV bout against Ana de Armas come Friday.
“I’m not worried about Ana,” Lily continues. “I don’t need a week’s rest to kick her ass again.”
Maisie Williams looks fresh as well on the other side of the arena, sporting an orange sports top and black boxing trunks. Ever since being released by Girls Friday, the British actress has had a rough year, accumulating a string of losses, with her only win back at the start of 2022, over Mikie Hara.
“Look, I’m staying clear of this shitshow,” Maisie says with a laugh and nod. “If Lily and Emma want to tear each other’s heads off, who am I to say anything? But what I aim to do is put on a show worthy of the fans. That’s really my one and only aim. If that involves beating Collins down and stopping her infamous win-streak, so be it.”
Tough order this time, as Williams will have a good four inches of a height disadvantage to overcome, as she strides up to Collins in the middle of the ring and stares her up. Collins smirking slightly, herself wearing a simple black sports bra and long tights, white gloves on either hand, parts of her body still sporting bruises from her prior fights this week with Teresa Palmer and Samia Ghadie.
Referee orders them back to their corners, and gets the nod from both ladies. HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Flyweight action!
ROUND 1:
Lily employs her significant reach advantage to wreak havoc on the shorter Williams, keeping her at bay with several long jabs targeting her face. Williams tries to be aggressive, skirting inwards with her head bobbing left and right, but can’t avoid all of Lily’s fast hands sent towards her face from a faraway distance. Williams takes several shots off the forehead and body, and her return swings are just too shallow and far away to make landfall. Tough luck for Maisie, who has to close the distance significantly in order to even land her attacks, and when she does, Collins is ready for her with a firm guard and dual forearms as shock absorbers.
ROUND 2:
Williams tries to jab at Lily from afar, and sees a little more success. Lily of course enjoying the high ground, but looks hella surprised when Williams tags her back on the body and chest with an immediately return cross-hook combo. Maisie needs to ignore the damage accumulating to her face in order to score off the Vixen’s lean body, and that risk calculation is fine by her, at least for now, as she blasts Collins off the ribs with another low hook, then tries taking her head off with an overhand swing high. Collins backs away, message received loud and clear, as the Vixen tries to reestablish distance to regain control of this fight. Her jabs are blocked, however, by an reinvigorated Williams, who locks her arms over her face and keeps on pressuring the taller girl.
ROUND 3:
Collins however can play the same game, darting backwards and sideways and tagging Williams back on the face whenever the former Girls Friday starlet gets even remotely close. Williams is quickly losing steam, dispirited after she takes several stiff hands off the forehead and nose, which shove her head back in a painful manner. Lily keeps up the pressure, left-right combinations shot in and past the arms, trying to overwhelm the beleaguered British actress. Maisie has no choice but to cover up and hold back, panting hard and already showing signs of damage, with parts of her cheek puffed up pink. Bell rings and Collins is back in control, where she’ll aim to stay for the rest of this fight.
ROUND 4:
Not if Maisie has a say in it, of course, the British girl storming in early to try and surprise Collins. It works, and Collins is too slow to move out of the way, takes several biffs to the belly as Williams targets whatever she can hit, and leaves the rest up to fate. Williams’ height is also not giving her many targets, and the shortest distance between her gloves and her foe is, unfortunately for Lily, the Vixen’s stomach and ribs, which Williams lathers with leather mercilessly this round. Collins is left hugging her midsection and sides at multiple junctures, too slow to lower her guard and instead taking hits off either side of her body. The Vixen tries to shove her own leather gloves into Maisie’s face, but they don’t seem to deter her from charging in and wailing away at her undercarriage. At least not this time!
ROUND 5:
Maisie continues to pound away at the vulnerable body, with Collins forced to give ground in the first minute as she evades and pokes at Williams’ face instead of standing and brawling. Fine by Williams, who chases her opponent down and tries to pin Lily against the ropes or turnbuckles in order to corner her for more punishment. Collins, however, senses the trap early on, scoots out of the way or a big lunge for her body, then smashes a hook into the side of Williams head for payback, which staggers the shorter British starlet with a grunt. Williams appears to shake off the pain and still force her way towards Lily - big mistake, as Lily peppers her in the aftermath with jabs galore, finally halting Williams’ big march forward. Close round still goes to Williams for her aggression, we think, but the tides quickly appear to be turning…
ROUND 6:
Maisie out of breath and luck, unfortunately, each of her remaining forays towards Collins met with a strong resistance and wall of counter-punches. Lily sending a steady stream of jabs her way, repeatedly forcing that right hand, for example, into her eye and nose, stunning her in pain and stopping the assault. Maisie’s slowly holding back, a little more wary and dizzy-eyed with the facial damage beginning to add up. Collins senses the other girl’s hesitation, begins piling on the punches in several long-strung combinations that further push Williams back towards the ropes. Maisie lets out another shout of pain as her cheek is tagged by a left hand, then her brow above the other eye is prodded with leather. Collins forces a right cross down the middle, and Williams is forced to eat leather, as she gets blasted backwards and into the ropes! HERE COMES COLLINS, repaying her foe with several thumps to the body before William’s head gets snapped upwards by a ferocious uppercut!! AND DOWN MAISIE GOES, her strings cut in a flash as she spins halfway to the side before collapsing by the ropes with a loud THUD!! Referee takes a quick look and realizes the British starlet ain’t moving an inch! He quickly waves for the medical team to get their arses in here, and for the rest of the fight to be OVER!
Official Decision: Lily Collins defeats Maisie Williams via KO6!
AFTER:
That’s it! Collins has tied Righetti for the most number of wins in a row, tomato cans and all! Just ONE more showdown with Ana de Armas tomorrow to determine if she pushes past the record and makes history!
“I don’t f*cking care about the numbers,” Lily huffs in the post-fight interview, making herself sound ironic and hypocritical. “After Ana, I still have ground to cover. Meanwhile, dear Twatson is soaking somewhere in a sauna, thinking she’s already won. She won’t see me coming!”
(Results: Lookout!, Words: Caspian)
CBAD: Lily Collins vs Maisie Williams
Lily:
(33, 5’5, 112, 69:15 FCBA, VIXENs)
Maisie:
(25, 5’1, 13:17 FCBA, Free Agent)
BEFORE:
This is it. One more win tonight allows Lily Collins to claim the neck-to-neck accolade of having the longest winning streak in the FCBA. Amanda Righetti and company might argue that their schedule was filled with championship fights and top-tiered competition, but the Vixens don’t make the rules around here, and Lily’s winning streak this year has been punctuated with milestone wins over the likes of Madison Beer, Jenna-Louise Coleman, and Olivia Holt.
“Maisie’s someone I’ve always wanted to fight as well, but she’s always been busy over in the BBU, and I’ve been kicking ass here in the FCBA,” Lily says first by ringside. The questions from reporters have come hard and fast for the Vixen, but they’ve mainly been focused on her rough-as-nails fight schedule, which will culminate in another PPV bout against Ana de Armas come Friday.
“I’m not worried about Ana,” Lily continues. “I don’t need a week’s rest to kick her ass again.”
Maisie Williams looks fresh as well on the other side of the arena, sporting an orange sports top and black boxing trunks. Ever since being released by Girls Friday, the British actress has had a rough year, accumulating a string of losses, with her only win back at the start of 2022, over Mikie Hara.
“Look, I’m staying clear of this shitshow,” Maisie says with a laugh and nod. “If Lily and Emma want to tear each other’s heads off, who am I to say anything? But what I aim to do is put on a show worthy of the fans. That’s really my one and only aim. If that involves beating Collins down and stopping her infamous win-streak, so be it.”
Tough order this time, as Williams will have a good four inches of a height disadvantage to overcome, as she strides up to Collins in the middle of the ring and stares her up. Collins smirking slightly, herself wearing a simple black sports bra and long tights, white gloves on either hand, parts of her body still sporting bruises from her prior fights this week with Teresa Palmer and Samia Ghadie.
Referee orders them back to their corners, and gets the nod from both ladies. HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Flyweight action!
ROUND 1:
Lily employs her significant reach advantage to wreak havoc on the shorter Williams, keeping her at bay with several long jabs targeting her face. Williams tries to be aggressive, skirting inwards with her head bobbing left and right, but can’t avoid all of Lily’s fast hands sent towards her face from a faraway distance. Williams takes several shots off the forehead and body, and her return swings are just too shallow and far away to make landfall. Tough luck for Maisie, who has to close the distance significantly in order to even land her attacks, and when she does, Collins is ready for her with a firm guard and dual forearms as shock absorbers.
ROUND 2:
Williams tries to jab at Lily from afar, and sees a little more success. Lily of course enjoying the high ground, but looks hella surprised when Williams tags her back on the body and chest with an immediately return cross-hook combo. Maisie needs to ignore the damage accumulating to her face in order to score off the Vixen’s lean body, and that risk calculation is fine by her, at least for now, as she blasts Collins off the ribs with another low hook, then tries taking her head off with an overhand swing high. Collins backs away, message received loud and clear, as the Vixen tries to reestablish distance to regain control of this fight. Her jabs are blocked, however, by an reinvigorated Williams, who locks her arms over her face and keeps on pressuring the taller girl.
ROUND 3:
Collins however can play the same game, darting backwards and sideways and tagging Williams back on the face whenever the former Girls Friday starlet gets even remotely close. Williams is quickly losing steam, dispirited after she takes several stiff hands off the forehead and nose, which shove her head back in a painful manner. Lily keeps up the pressure, left-right combinations shot in and past the arms, trying to overwhelm the beleaguered British actress. Maisie has no choice but to cover up and hold back, panting hard and already showing signs of damage, with parts of her cheek puffed up pink. Bell rings and Collins is back in control, where she’ll aim to stay for the rest of this fight.
ROUND 4:
Not if Maisie has a say in it, of course, the British girl storming in early to try and surprise Collins. It works, and Collins is too slow to move out of the way, takes several biffs to the belly as Williams targets whatever she can hit, and leaves the rest up to fate. Williams’ height is also not giving her many targets, and the shortest distance between her gloves and her foe is, unfortunately for Lily, the Vixen’s stomach and ribs, which Williams lathers with leather mercilessly this round. Collins is left hugging her midsection and sides at multiple junctures, too slow to lower her guard and instead taking hits off either side of her body. The Vixen tries to shove her own leather gloves into Maisie’s face, but they don’t seem to deter her from charging in and wailing away at her undercarriage. At least not this time!
ROUND 5:
Maisie continues to pound away at the vulnerable body, with Collins forced to give ground in the first minute as she evades and pokes at Williams’ face instead of standing and brawling. Fine by Williams, who chases her opponent down and tries to pin Lily against the ropes or turnbuckles in order to corner her for more punishment. Collins, however, senses the trap early on, scoots out of the way or a big lunge for her body, then smashes a hook into the side of Williams head for payback, which staggers the shorter British starlet with a grunt. Williams appears to shake off the pain and still force her way towards Lily - big mistake, as Lily peppers her in the aftermath with jabs galore, finally halting Williams’ big march forward. Close round still goes to Williams for her aggression, we think, but the tides quickly appear to be turning…
ROUND 6:
Maisie out of breath and luck, unfortunately, each of her remaining forays towards Collins met with a strong resistance and wall of counter-punches. Lily sending a steady stream of jabs her way, repeatedly forcing that right hand, for example, into her eye and nose, stunning her in pain and stopping the assault. Maisie’s slowly holding back, a little more wary and dizzy-eyed with the facial damage beginning to add up. Collins senses the other girl’s hesitation, begins piling on the punches in several long-strung combinations that further push Williams back towards the ropes. Maisie lets out another shout of pain as her cheek is tagged by a left hand, then her brow above the other eye is prodded with leather. Collins forces a right cross down the middle, and Williams is forced to eat leather, as she gets blasted backwards and into the ropes! HERE COMES COLLINS, repaying her foe with several thumps to the body before William’s head gets snapped upwards by a ferocious uppercut!! AND DOWN MAISIE GOES, her strings cut in a flash as she spins halfway to the side before collapsing by the ropes with a loud THUD!! Referee takes a quick look and realizes the British starlet ain’t moving an inch! He quickly waves for the medical team to get their arses in here, and for the rest of the fight to be OVER!
Official Decision: Lily Collins defeats Maisie Williams via KO6!
AFTER:
That’s it! Collins has tied Righetti for the most number of wins in a row, tomato cans and all! Just ONE more showdown with Ana de Armas tomorrow to determine if she pushes past the record and makes history!
“I don’t f*cking care about the numbers,” Lily huffs in the post-fight interview, making herself sound ironic and hypocritical. “After Ana, I still have ground to cover. Meanwhile, dear Twatson is soaking somewhere in a sauna, thinking she’s already won. She won’t see me coming!”