(JMD) Gemma Merna vs Lacey Chabert

Gemma Merna vs Lacey Chabert
(Lookout! Atlantic Boxing vs Empire Boxing)
(3-4, 3 KO vs 44-46-3, 37 KO)
JMD Value: 38G (Enhanced) vs 32C (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: We kick off the next Queendom edition with a classic blonde vs brunette match-up where Gemma Merna takes on fellow jug muggin' veteran Lacey Chabert. The blonde Brit was busy splitting a pair of fights with Sophia Bush recently and she hopes to take down Chabert who's coming off a brutal punchout at the hands of Billie Eilish. Both these girls don't exactly threaten the contenders' ranking these days but anything can happen in JMD rules and it usually does! Lacey feels like she can beat anyone in this genre and points that her experience will be the key factor versus the "overhyped blonde bimbo". Gemma fires back she came to Vegas to knock Lacey topless and she will completely destroy her in the ring tonight. Well, let's find out if she is right!

Gemma Merna wears a light blue bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a half-up ponytail. Lacey Chabert wears a white bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Both women trade heavy slugs in the opening seconds hoping to score a quick early series and one can only wonder how long they can keep going like that before Gemma gets off script and whacks the brunette on the jaw which sets up immediate advantage. Lacey stumbles to her heels and doesn't have time to react as the British actress lifts her jugs straight away and tries to pound her onto the ropes. Chabert's resistance wilts as she gets thumped up the middle and she has to yield real estate which only fuels the blonde's attacks. Merna bangs away in furious fashion and wraps Lacey behind a desperate earmuff before too long; it's still a shockingly good start for the Brit who keeps the pressure on even when she loses her precision in the closing seconds. Lacey survives in cover-up mode and doesn't throw much back with Merna taking the opening round wide.

Round 2:
Lacey finds the response landing several uppercuts to lift the blonde's enhanced rack and it's a common theme in JMD rules, attack dominates the defense no matter who's in the ring. Gemma looked awesome in the opening round but gets bounced around the area in the second as Lacey injects the slugging pace to pick her off in crowd-pleasing fashion. Gemma's rack takes a quick beating before she can smack some leather back in Chabert's breasts and the response is otherwise ineffective so the blonde tries to clinch and muscle her way into safety. Lacey whacks her on the ribs though and tells her to stay back; Gemma swings high but misses the target and has to soak up more uppercuts punishing her bumpers from close range thereafter. Chabert drives her onto the ropes but runs out of time to make further progress.

Round 3:
More slugging pressure from Lacey who keeps working these uppercuts in the middle and Gemma has a hard time fully embracing the heat. The American powers ahead to bounce off the jugs into the blonde's chin but Merna finds a brief response to avoid a complete disaster. She shoves Chabert back and tries to muscle her into a trap on the ropes but misses with the put away and gets blasted in the midriff when Lacey ducks low to make her move. She turns up the screw and whacks the blonde's rack with more uppercuts and slumps Gemma into loud spasms which only fuel her slugging drill in the proverbial phone booth. All Chabert in the final minute as she tries to spill the British mounds into the open but it's always easier said than done and Gemma locks her in a desperate clinching stalemate to limit the damage; both women barge each other even after the bell so the referee has to step in to prevent anything foul.

Round 4:
Both women resume the slugging pounce and Lacey hopes to finally break the blonde's resilience but Gemma has recovered from that dire spell and hauls in several crisp punches from each side before plugging a series in the brunette's stomach. Lacey refuses to back off and tries to blow the younger actress up but she bounces off the forearms and eats a vicious stinger on the liver area which folds her into sudden spasms. Gemma takes over the aggressive dominance and pounds the American back to the ropes simply looting her cleavage with supreme power delivery. Ugh! Lacey bellows out on the ropes alas she doesn't check out of the exchanges until Merna rips her on the windpipe before dropping one harpoon on the solar plexus too many... CHABERT IS HURT!!!! She slumps into even louder spasms so Gemma has a free path to bulldoze her rack into a classic punchbag material!!! And the beating takes place until Lacey simply can't take it anymore and SLIDES DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE in the corner!!! Gemma walks back to Nicole Richie and believes she's done enough to take the win so the Lookout! entourage starts cutting the gloves even before the official call is made. But it's curtains for the former JMD champion alright. KO4 Gemma Merna!!!

AFTER: Gemma twerks her enhanced cleavage in front of the Vegas audience before dragging the still dazed Lacey by the hair to the center of the ring. She slaps her on the face before clawing deep into her cleavage which forces Lacey to beg to mercy in humiliating fashion. She got spared by Billie Eilish last time out but Gemma isn't going to make it happen again, she rips the bikini top off and performs some weird yoga pose while sitting on her bare chest. Woof. Gemma is a certified yoga instructor outside of her acting career so this is one way to promote her skills while poor Lacey has passed out long before the Brit could even use her breasts to apply the smother. Just another bad day at the office for the former champion! Meanwhile Gemma is ready for more JMD action soon and vows to accept any challenge coming her way!

Official Result: Gemma Merna def. Lacey Chabert KO4.