(JMDD) Stephanie McMahon vs Chrissy Teigen

Stephanie McMahon vs Chrissy Teigen
(Carnation Creations vs FCBA Independent)
(11-13-1, 11 KO vs 1-9, 1 KO)
JMDD Value: 40D (Enhanced) vs 34D (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: "I am utterly shocked the league allowed Stephanie back into the ring! This place was better off when Torrie Wilson and Brooke Hogan battered her around. Her time is up... but she's back like Freddy Krueger! Bite me!", the usually soft-spoken Chrissy Teigen doesn't exactly mince her words but maybe she has noticed the writing on the wall which says she's being used as mere tomato can warm-up before McMahon's entry into the Queen of the Ice Hotel competition. That's an otherwise sad reality of sporting 1-9 record which leaves Teigen very much behind the betting curve. Then again, maybe McMahon flat out underestimates her and you can't take anything for granted in the frantic JMDD script so let's see what happens next.

Stephanie McMahon wears a red crop top with black WWE sign, matching red hotpants & silver gloves. Long brown hair tied in a half-up ponytail. Chrissy Teigen wears a blue bikini set with yellow trim & yellow gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division. JMDD rules apply.

Round 1:
Chrissy lacks the early confidence and pays the price straight away as the WWE veteran crashes into her breasts from each flank and threatens to spill them into the open mere seconds into the contest. She continues to drop hammers on target and makes Chrissy look all that terrible as her record indicates. However Teigen avoids getting trapped on the ropes but she has to rely on a hooking combo on the mouth to stop the early rout. That doesn't sit well with McMahon at all and she only ups the jug muggin' work rate which allows her to bounce the model around the ring until she finally runs out of real estate. Chrissy ends up hugging the ropes and barely grazes the cougar's bust while Stephanie keeps landing easy uppercuts to absolutely dominate the opening round in pillar-to-post fashion.

Round 2:
Stephanie teases the crowd over a looming quick finish but Chrissy finds her uppercut response and lands some heavy slugs into the older brunette's face which throws the WWE legend off her stance. A bit chaotic action early in the second but Teigen will take anything here even as she delivers a one-dimensional attack in the process. She lifts McMahon's boobs in repeated fashion and avoids taking many hits in return before a low shot above the waistline bends Stephanie sideways. Ugh! Chrissy makes the most of this opportunity and whacks the older woman back to the ropes where she settles down to pick off the exposed abs while Stephanie fails to stretch her elbows and has to clinch the model late in the round to limit the damage.

Round 3:
Teigen gets more aggressive as she books another uppercut rally to slump McMahon on her heels before a looping hook finds the jaw and wobbles the older woman into more trouble. Chrissy pounces on her dominant spell and throws several punches simply hoping the sheer volume overwhelms the cougar and she backs Stephanie into the ropes against the odds down the stretch. Huh! She traps McMahon in the phone booth and keeps drilling her midsection more than the cleavage, it's not pretty but very effective and the WWE veteran has to apply more clinching here. No more crowd teasing as Teigen scrubs her off in relentless fashion and comes back to take the lead on the cards. Stephanie throws a quick rant during the interval and she's up early for the fourth...

Round 4:
...where she resumes the slugging pounce to punish the model's jugs from the opening bell. Some hard leather crashes into Teigen's rack and she buckles underneath the pressure after grazing the forearms in response. Stephanie goes for the heavy push and manages to wobble Chrissy on her heels before drilling a harpoon on the liver area that makes the younger brunette gurgle in discomfort. Ugh! Teigen bails out of the close range but trips over her own feet and gets trapped in McMahon's range again. The older brunette lets it rip and lifts more of the model's jugs sending her into desperate earmuff cover as she slumps on the ropes in the final minute. Stephanie seeks the deciding breakthrough as goes all-in here alas the clock runs out before she can floor the ailing model. Chrissy still cuts a wounded figure at the bell and looks breathless during the interval.

Round 5:
Slow start from Teigen who clearly needs more time to recover but McMahon just piles on the juice in close range. She glues the model to the spot and dissects her guard which shoves Chrissy's bumpers into her slumped chin. The younger American tries to swing over the top to land anything on target but eventually Stephanie drills her in the solar plexus one time too many and DROPS HER ON HER KNEES just past the one-minute mark. Ugh! Chrissy sits down on her heels half-way through the count and shakes her head to indicate she's all done here. KO5 Stephanie McMahon!!!

AFTER: Old demons haunt the buxom model who struggles to take a mean punch beyond a couple of rounds. She did well to outbox the WWE cougar in rounds two & three but she still ends up getting breast-smothered into oblivion as Stephanie doesn't even wait until the official verdict to pull the plug on her presence. Quick work from McMahon who seems more excited talking about her Ice Hotel chances than about tonight's performance: "I'm ready to bring the noise for that one. Chrissy is ring girl material, she doesn't have real power which is a fatal flaw in the welterweight division. But she looks great in horizontal position, I give her that!" (giggles).

Official Result: Stephanie McMahon def. Chrissy Teigen KO5.