Post by caspian on Nov 23, 2022 8:04:41 GMT -6
CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK:
(Results: Lookout!, Words: Caspian)
CBAD: Lily Collins vs Teresa Palmer
Lily:
(33, 5’5, 112, 68:15 FCBA, VIXENs)
Teresa:
(35, 5’6, 0:2 FCBA, Lookout! Atlantic Boxing)
BEFORE:
“I resent being labeled a ‘tomato can’, but the critics are absolutely right: Lily SHOULDN’T be able to beat Righetti’s record by fighting a bunch of nobodies, myself NOT included…” Teresa Palmer says with a serious look from the ring-side apron.
The blonde is dressed in a green sports bra and short white tights, strapping on a pair of black gloves as she speaks to reporters. She continues: “But this charade of Collins’ ends tonight. She’s taken on MORE than she can CHEW, and I’m gonna be the one who stops her unchecked advance through the division.”
“Is she now?” Collins later blasting back from the other side of the room. Both fighters are talking to the assembled press in the VIX Headquarters & Gym, with a respectable crowd already settling in the seats, awaiting another chapter of Collins’ push towards the 100-fight mark. “What has Teresa done besides being a Kristen Stewart lookalike? Look, I have no intentions of beating Righetti’s record. And even if I did, I’m not gonna be butt-hurt by the naysayers who say I don’t deserve it. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: my eyes are on Watson, and how many fights the bimbo has left before she crosses the 100-fight mark. I’m gonna get there before her, regardless of what the haters say.”
Collins makes her own preparations in another corner of the ring, an amber sports bra and long gray tights to counter Palmer’s luck-of-the-Irish look. The Vixen raises a pair of red gloves once the referee calls out her name. There’s the bell and HERE WE GO with another ten rounds of Bantamweight action!
ROUND 1:
Palmer usually fights at Bantamweight, unlike her British counterpart. The Aussie blonde imposes her bulk and strength early on, swinging hard at Lily’s head, trying to catch her with a power move and send her flying to make a statement. Collins is well-practiced by now, especially with bigger and badder girls who think they’re better. The Vixen swerves to the side, slips backwards to avoid most of the attacks, before shocking Palmer with jabs to the face and chin, blunting her attack. Teresa not giving up so easily, however, rocking a low hook to the body after successfully throwing a feint to Lily’s head later down the line, testing those abs of Collins for the long haul. Signs of Lily growing careless as she winces hard and backs away, has to run for the hills when Palmer gives chase and continues to tag her off the side tummy and arms, looking for an early victory. Round ends and Palmer backs up her words with action, successfully routing the challenger and putting Lily on notice for the remainder of the rounds!
ROUND 2:
Teresa hasn’t fought since 2021, however, and that’s bound to leave some ring rust on her moves. The Lookout! starlet tries to rush Lily face-down and straight, but finds her swings missing their targets, as Lily predicts her patterns and assault vectors, goes darting out of range whilst firing her jabbing hand into her pretty face. Palmer’s taking more shots to her cheek and nostrils than necessary, but her insistence with staying on Lily’s case is costing her the round here. Second half and Lily’s the one pushing inwards, a right cross driven to the lips before Palmer could react, then another and another straight hand catching her to her midsection, making her groan and fall backwards in turn. Lily proves she can hold onto her marbles when the bell finally rings, and also that she has no intentions of slowing down as she nears the finish line.
ROUND 3:
More of the same, as Teresa is too gungho with her attacks, allowing the more agile Collins to avoid and then counter-strike with her swifter jabs. Teresa lets out another grunt as a one-two combo sinks into her nose and lips, throwing her head back, and before the Australian actress can steady herself, another of Lily’s combos catches her off the tummy, bending her over with exhaled air from lips. Palmer looks like she’s in trouble, getting outclassed by the leaner girl. The blonde tries to stay Collins’ hand with jabs of her own to the head, and they succeed in keeping Collins off her case for now. Lily’s playing it safe, as always, in no hurry to finish her foes off but in ALL the hurry to rack up wins ahead of Emma Watson. Oh, the irony. For now, she takes another round wide at the bell.
ROUND 4:
Palmer NAILS her with a left feint to the body and then another right cross crashing into the arms in the very first minute, stunning Lily and pushing her back towards the ropes once more! When Palmer does land her shots, she’s packing power into them, and Lily has to expend precious time to recover if she doesn’t want to get overwhelmed by the bigger blonde. Palmer has also learned her lesson, staying at a comfortable distance and only picking her shots when they actually matter. Another straight hand is driven into the arms, before the Aussie girl lunges quick and fast with a stiff thump to the belly, also driving the air from Lily’s lungs. Collins falls back to her defensive line, breathing a little harder but her arms still loose and ready to intercept any shots aimed towards her head. She lands some jabs to Teresa’s face to close the round, but they aren’t enough to edge out her rival, and Palmer retakes lost ground at the bell.
ROUND 5:
Palmer has gotten a little more confident, striding in several steps at once before swinging for the fences, again hoping to score off the winded Collins. But Lily’s still too fresh, easily dodging a hook to the head, before swerving backwards as another hits the air inches from her nose. Return hook scours Palmer across the face, and another sent the other way swivels her chin and head in the other direction! Palmer’s in trouble, looking dazed and groggy!! Lily PUSHES in, steady steps forward before firing on all cylinders, lefts and rights snapping the blonde’s head backwards, before Palmer gets completely OVERWHELMED and falls off balance, CRASHING to her butt with a loud groan!! It’s a KNOCKDOWN for Lily Collins!!
Self-assured nod from the brunette Vixen, who still has plenty in the tank despite fighting such a rigorous schedule! She returns to the neutral corner, wide smirk on her face, as though knowing this will be another foregone conclusion! But Palmer’s already determined to spoil her party, as the Lookout! starlet is slowly regaining her balance, one foot placed on the ground before hauling herself back up with the assistance of the ropes. Referee accepts her nod and calls off his count at the number of 8, waves for the rest of this round to continue!
There’s still a minute-and-a-half left on the clock, and this time, COLLINS DECIDES TO CHARGE! Palmer is still breathing hard with her back to the ropes as the first barrage of punches come sailing in and all over: Lily attacking with combinations to her face and body, chest and face, and mixing up the rest with equal tenacity! Palmer’s doing her best to walk her way down the ropes, her arms trying to intercept and block the attacks at once, but failing rapidly! The Aussie girl takes another dull shot across the side of her jawline, which tilts her head clean to the side, her mouth hanging open and her eyes open wide. Palmer tries to lurch in and clinch up, but gets her head TURNED upwards by another step-in uppercut to the chin! THAT SEEMS TO BE IT!! The poor girl SAGS back into the ropes, looking absolutely PUNCH-DRUNK! Her arms have dropped to either side, signaling the referee to LEAP IN AND END THIS!! That’s it! Lily takes another win for her column, this time via TKO5!
Official Decision: Lily Collins defeats Teresa Palmer via TKO5!
AFTER:
“I’m getting there, one tomato can at a time,” Lily declares proudly with a smile. “And you know what? Ana de Armas is the BIGGEST tomato can of them all. She and I have a score to settle, and she’ll be kissing my tummy come Friday to say ‘Sorry’ for all the trouble she’s caused in the past!”
Meanwhile, Teresa Palmer starts and ends 2022 on a disappointing note. The pundits had expected her size to play for an advantage in tonight’s contest, but the bigger girl still has a ways to go to be at Lily’s intensity levels.
(Results: Lookout!, Words: Caspian)
CBAD: Lily Collins vs Teresa Palmer
Lily:
(33, 5’5, 112, 68:15 FCBA, VIXENs)
Teresa:
(35, 5’6, 0:2 FCBA, Lookout! Atlantic Boxing)
BEFORE:
“I resent being labeled a ‘tomato can’, but the critics are absolutely right: Lily SHOULDN’T be able to beat Righetti’s record by fighting a bunch of nobodies, myself NOT included…” Teresa Palmer says with a serious look from the ring-side apron.
The blonde is dressed in a green sports bra and short white tights, strapping on a pair of black gloves as she speaks to reporters. She continues: “But this charade of Collins’ ends tonight. She’s taken on MORE than she can CHEW, and I’m gonna be the one who stops her unchecked advance through the division.”
“Is she now?” Collins later blasting back from the other side of the room. Both fighters are talking to the assembled press in the VIX Headquarters & Gym, with a respectable crowd already settling in the seats, awaiting another chapter of Collins’ push towards the 100-fight mark. “What has Teresa done besides being a Kristen Stewart lookalike? Look, I have no intentions of beating Righetti’s record. And even if I did, I’m not gonna be butt-hurt by the naysayers who say I don’t deserve it. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: my eyes are on Watson, and how many fights the bimbo has left before she crosses the 100-fight mark. I’m gonna get there before her, regardless of what the haters say.”
Collins makes her own preparations in another corner of the ring, an amber sports bra and long gray tights to counter Palmer’s luck-of-the-Irish look. The Vixen raises a pair of red gloves once the referee calls out her name. There’s the bell and HERE WE GO with another ten rounds of Bantamweight action!
ROUND 1:
Palmer usually fights at Bantamweight, unlike her British counterpart. The Aussie blonde imposes her bulk and strength early on, swinging hard at Lily’s head, trying to catch her with a power move and send her flying to make a statement. Collins is well-practiced by now, especially with bigger and badder girls who think they’re better. The Vixen swerves to the side, slips backwards to avoid most of the attacks, before shocking Palmer with jabs to the face and chin, blunting her attack. Teresa not giving up so easily, however, rocking a low hook to the body after successfully throwing a feint to Lily’s head later down the line, testing those abs of Collins for the long haul. Signs of Lily growing careless as she winces hard and backs away, has to run for the hills when Palmer gives chase and continues to tag her off the side tummy and arms, looking for an early victory. Round ends and Palmer backs up her words with action, successfully routing the challenger and putting Lily on notice for the remainder of the rounds!
ROUND 2:
Teresa hasn’t fought since 2021, however, and that’s bound to leave some ring rust on her moves. The Lookout! starlet tries to rush Lily face-down and straight, but finds her swings missing their targets, as Lily predicts her patterns and assault vectors, goes darting out of range whilst firing her jabbing hand into her pretty face. Palmer’s taking more shots to her cheek and nostrils than necessary, but her insistence with staying on Lily’s case is costing her the round here. Second half and Lily’s the one pushing inwards, a right cross driven to the lips before Palmer could react, then another and another straight hand catching her to her midsection, making her groan and fall backwards in turn. Lily proves she can hold onto her marbles when the bell finally rings, and also that she has no intentions of slowing down as she nears the finish line.
ROUND 3:
More of the same, as Teresa is too gungho with her attacks, allowing the more agile Collins to avoid and then counter-strike with her swifter jabs. Teresa lets out another grunt as a one-two combo sinks into her nose and lips, throwing her head back, and before the Australian actress can steady herself, another of Lily’s combos catches her off the tummy, bending her over with exhaled air from lips. Palmer looks like she’s in trouble, getting outclassed by the leaner girl. The blonde tries to stay Collins’ hand with jabs of her own to the head, and they succeed in keeping Collins off her case for now. Lily’s playing it safe, as always, in no hurry to finish her foes off but in ALL the hurry to rack up wins ahead of Emma Watson. Oh, the irony. For now, she takes another round wide at the bell.
ROUND 4:
Palmer NAILS her with a left feint to the body and then another right cross crashing into the arms in the very first minute, stunning Lily and pushing her back towards the ropes once more! When Palmer does land her shots, she’s packing power into them, and Lily has to expend precious time to recover if she doesn’t want to get overwhelmed by the bigger blonde. Palmer has also learned her lesson, staying at a comfortable distance and only picking her shots when they actually matter. Another straight hand is driven into the arms, before the Aussie girl lunges quick and fast with a stiff thump to the belly, also driving the air from Lily’s lungs. Collins falls back to her defensive line, breathing a little harder but her arms still loose and ready to intercept any shots aimed towards her head. She lands some jabs to Teresa’s face to close the round, but they aren’t enough to edge out her rival, and Palmer retakes lost ground at the bell.
ROUND 5:
Palmer has gotten a little more confident, striding in several steps at once before swinging for the fences, again hoping to score off the winded Collins. But Lily’s still too fresh, easily dodging a hook to the head, before swerving backwards as another hits the air inches from her nose. Return hook scours Palmer across the face, and another sent the other way swivels her chin and head in the other direction! Palmer’s in trouble, looking dazed and groggy!! Lily PUSHES in, steady steps forward before firing on all cylinders, lefts and rights snapping the blonde’s head backwards, before Palmer gets completely OVERWHELMED and falls off balance, CRASHING to her butt with a loud groan!! It’s a KNOCKDOWN for Lily Collins!!
Self-assured nod from the brunette Vixen, who still has plenty in the tank despite fighting such a rigorous schedule! She returns to the neutral corner, wide smirk on her face, as though knowing this will be another foregone conclusion! But Palmer’s already determined to spoil her party, as the Lookout! starlet is slowly regaining her balance, one foot placed on the ground before hauling herself back up with the assistance of the ropes. Referee accepts her nod and calls off his count at the number of 8, waves for the rest of this round to continue!
There’s still a minute-and-a-half left on the clock, and this time, COLLINS DECIDES TO CHARGE! Palmer is still breathing hard with her back to the ropes as the first barrage of punches come sailing in and all over: Lily attacking with combinations to her face and body, chest and face, and mixing up the rest with equal tenacity! Palmer’s doing her best to walk her way down the ropes, her arms trying to intercept and block the attacks at once, but failing rapidly! The Aussie girl takes another dull shot across the side of her jawline, which tilts her head clean to the side, her mouth hanging open and her eyes open wide. Palmer tries to lurch in and clinch up, but gets her head TURNED upwards by another step-in uppercut to the chin! THAT SEEMS TO BE IT!! The poor girl SAGS back into the ropes, looking absolutely PUNCH-DRUNK! Her arms have dropped to either side, signaling the referee to LEAP IN AND END THIS!! That’s it! Lily takes another win for her column, this time via TKO5!
Official Decision: Lily Collins defeats Teresa Palmer via TKO5!
AFTER:
“I’m getting there, one tomato can at a time,” Lily declares proudly with a smile. “And you know what? Ana de Armas is the BIGGEST tomato can of them all. She and I have a score to settle, and she’ll be kissing my tummy come Friday to say ‘Sorry’ for all the trouble she’s caused in the past!”
Meanwhile, Teresa Palmer starts and ends 2022 on a disappointing note. The pundits had expected her size to play for an advantage in tonight’s contest, but the bigger girl still has a ways to go to be at Lily’s intensity levels.
