Quarterfinals (Adriana Lima vs. Missy Peregrym)

Tale of the Tape:

Adriana Lima (3-0-0)
5'10, 41 years old

vs.

Missy Peregrym (2-1-0)
5'7 1/2, 40 years old

(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)

Round 1:
With Peregrym’s only loss being against heavy betting favorite, Jennifer Garner, she was hardly considered an underdog in this fight. With nearly 200 fights between them, Peregrym and Lima had surprisingly only fought once, in 2020, with Lima prevailing by TKO. With Missy opening the fight looking for some cold-served vengeance, her blood-lust quickly got her into a heap of trouble. Peregrym confidently strode into the leggy model’s airspace right after the bell, spiking a hopeful left that was easily swatted away well short before Lima countered with a brutal overhand. Missy’s head rocked as she wore it in the cheek, teetering to her heels before being overwhelmed by Lima. Lima spouted off with equal helpings of leather and verbal barbs, driving Missy into the ropes before dropping anchor and continuing to wail away. Peregrym helplessly bobbed against the springy outskirts as her rippling midsection was dichotomized, trying her damnedest to remain hunkered up behind her forearms as Lima unleashed a heaping of clunky tight-quarters uppercuts into her slumping frame. Missy survived, but it was a disaster of an opening round. 10-8 Lima.

Round 2:
After seeing the entire duration of the first round snowball out of control after a single simple mistake, Missy hit the reset button and this time executed on her gameplan. Sneaking past a whizzing strike from Lima that brushed off her shoulder, Missy stumped the statuesque model and bruised through her length to get in tight; repaying the body punishment that she’d taken the prior round. Lima kept her arms buttoned-up around her chin, blocking off any rising shots that Missy tried to slip through, but wore much of the same belly torture that she’d just dished out. Lima’s flexing tummy twisted and contorted with each vile, rippling uppercut and cross, crunching into the corner post as Missy kept her compact frame bodied over the hunching model. Cut down to Missy’s height, Lima limped to the finish line before the Canadian was clawed off by the official. An impressive answer, 10-8 Peregrym.

Round 3:
It felt more and more like the margin for error was smaller for Peregrym, as the two broke horns with Missy finding herself in another hole due to her height disadvantage. Lima offered a harmless parting one-two, but due to how close the Canadian had waded in hopes of bothering Adriana, both slugged her toned lower belly with a meaty thud. Peregrym spun through a defensive left jab, but it fell short once again, this time eating a stumpy uppercut to the chin that bobbled her skull on her shoulders. Slinking away from the exchange, Lima followed with pace, erupting with a flurry of lefts that marked up and down Missy’s right side. The final pounded her vulnerable sideboob, nearly sloshing Missy out of her spandex bikini top before she was able to dive into the corner and correct the wardrobe issue. Lima continued to chase, but was stopped by the bell. She did plenty to take the round, 10-9.

Round 4:
Sticking with the seesaw script, it was Peregrym who found early success in the fourth; shunting a lazy left from Lima and pouring a brutal left-left-right combination into Lima’s prized chest. Lima staggered away from the tit pounding, swaddling her chest as her mouth hung open in crippled shock. Drifting clumsily into the ropes, Lima thoughtlessly turned her back to Peregrym, opening up for a gutting hook to the ribs that crunched her sideways, nearly dropping her to a knee as she wailed for oxygen. With Missy looking for more flesh to pummel, she callously spun Lima around by the shoulder, tossing her into the corner for a straight left to the sternum that once again deflated the leggy brunette. Lima teetered forward, only to be straightened back up for a thunderous club to the cheek; ripping her into the ropes before she managed to hook the corner post with her elbow and claw back to full height. Miraculously hanging on to her footing, Lima shoved off to create enough separation to rotate away from Peregrym’s pressure, leaking across the ring with a visible stagger in her step. It was all she could do to remain upright for the last thirty seconds, surviving but losing the round 10-8.

Round 5:
Tailgating off her success in the last round, Peregrym picked up right where she left off; rushing out of her corner and vaulting through a confident overhand that rocked Lima. A fleshy left to the gut doubled Lima over at the waist, spilling the busty model out the top of her diamond-studded, push-up bra. Lima recoiled and clutched her freed bosom, desperately trying to stuff herself back into her bra, shrieking before a sharp *POP-POP* thundered off her chin. The brunette pirouette after the second of two alternating crosses snapped against her jaw, slinging her to her knees. Lima slumped to all fours with her face flushed and buried against the canvas as Missy turned and threw her hands in the air, pounding her chest as Adriana sagged nearly flat on her belly. Taking a moment to remedy her wardrobe malfunction before rising at 7, Lima huffed and put herself back together against the ropes; pumping her fists together as Missy preened across the ring. The knockdown brought out the best in Lima as she mounted a resilient little comeback, but ran out of time to do anything truly significant. Peregrym takes the round, 10-8.

Round 6:
It was a tentative start to the sixth, with both girls feeling as though a crescendo was coming. Like two vultures they circled, wading in and out of contact before finally Missy pushed the envelope; crow-hopping forward and slinging a wide right hand toward Lima’s jaw. Adriana planted her heel and received Missy’s momentum, ripping a mirrored right cross of her own at temple-height. There was a stunning eruption of sweat that misted the ring as both punches hit home on their intended targets, rocking both seeded fighters. Both teetered as they stumbled away from the violent impact. Lima was the first to re-plant her feet, her eyes fluttering as she looked down on a slumping Peregrym whose trunk-like legs finally gave out. The ring vibrated as Missy hit the ground sprawled on her backside, arms strewn above her head as she listlessly spasmed with unconscious twitches. Her limbs stiffening, Missy was quickly declared unable to continue as Lima pointed skyward and turned her back on her downed foe, drawing her thumb across her throat as she went back to her corner victorious.

"And your winner, by KO in Round 6, ADRIANNNNAAA LIIIIIIMAAAA!!!!"