Post by Lookout! Boxing on Oct 29, 2022 13:47:45 GMT -6
Emma Roberts
(31, 5’2, 38:19 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
Vs.
Avril Lavigne
(38, 5’1 ½, 64:28 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian & The Dollhouse
BEFORE:
"It's revenge time bitches!" Avril smugly says from her place at the podium. The Dollhouse Queen entered the doors to the press hall earlier on, looking incredibly excited about this fourth match-up in what's arguably the greatest showdown in intra-stable rivalry. " I just celebrated my birthday with a big win over Hayden Panettiere, and it's time to kick Emma's scrawny ass again," Avril continues with a grin. "It's been a while! I'm 38 now, but I feel like I'm still the best and most hardworking flyweight on the stable, and I'm going to prove it tonight. If Emma thinks I'm too old for her now or whatever....b*tch I still look younger than you, eat sh*t! Or actually...I'm gonna MAKE you eat sh*t in the ring tonight. Queen Lavigne is back bitches and after I kick Emma's ass tonight and prove I'm the motherf*cking best, I hope our chickenshit champion Dove will give me my well deserved title shot, because I already beat her creampuff ass before and I'll totally do it again!"
At the other end of the room, Emma Roberts looks on, unconcerned. She's already proven herself in their latest rubber match, and has no need to do anything but gloat for this fourth occasion and showdown.
"So...here we are again. Avril whining and bitching to Carmen about her ego being wounded because I'm literally destroying the division while she's busy being toyed with and knocked out by frauds like Winter, Pugh, Breslin, Ramirez...all of which yours truly HAS beaten...soundly," Emma says, with much emphasis. "What makes Avril think she stands a chance against me tonight is beyond anyone...but...being the standup Dollhouse member that I am, I agreed to this farce of a fight. I've already knocked her out twice and I'll do it ONE more time tonight. I'm going to make sure she wouldn't DARE get in the ring with me again after I'm done with her THIS time. You can mark these words. I might just end her f*cking career in there."
Tense words exchanged and a tenser exchange when both Emma and Avril face off at the podium, with the lot of us worried they might just decide to murder each other there and then! Avril still spouting insults into Roberts' face, with the Hollywood actress merely grinning back, secure in her own superiority. Just as Lavigne begins poking her fellow Doll in the chest, and threatening to "SLAP THAT SMUG SMIRK OFF YOUR LIPS, b*tch!!" the fight officials intervene, carting them off to separate corners.
Fight night rolls around hours later, and Avril enters first in a flash of fancy fireworks mixed with a fiery soundtrack of her own design. Lavigne struts onto the stage and then poses with her hands outstretched to either side, before rocking her head back and forth to her own song “Cannonball”. The self proclaimed Queen of the Dollhouse is dressed in her usual black sports bra and tights, both laced with pink, matching black and pink gloves, and her strawberry blonde hair let loose and flowy, hanging like a cape behind her before she ties it up in a high ponytail while awaiting her opponent in her corner. Up next, Roberts' entrance is much more muted, but no less confident. The elite Dollhouse Flyweight strides out onto stage and plants both her hands on her hips, chin upturned and giving everyone in the arena the stink-eye, especially her foe, who’s already in the ring. Miss Roberts is wearing her favorite white sports bra and short tights, with baby pink highlights along its edges, her blonde hair in a bun and she’s wearing white gloves as she makes a beeline towards the ring. In the ring, Emma b*tch-stares at Avril from across the ring, and judging by her face she’s more than ready to get her hands on the Canadian.
Referee calls this match to order, and besides some other fabulous Flyweight action on tonight's action-packed card, this is one of those bouts which might have serious title fight implications for its victor! There's the wave of his hand and HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Flyweight action!
ROUND 1:
It's the final countdown indeed, at least for Avril Lavigne's chances at redemption. Sure, the self proclaimed Dollhouse Queen has always sprung back from defeat, and persevered, but she's already one point down to Emma's two, and a loss tonight would surely cement her place below Emma in the pecking order, both within the Dollhouse roster and the rest of the league itself. Avril flies out of the gate with an eagerness to win this, as a result, keeping herself light on her feet but also staying at a comfortable distance from Robert's early attacks. Emma, on the other hand, has no such qualms about taking the fight to her fellow Doll. She storms in, her head down and fists midway up, beginning the proceedings with several flurries tossed towards Avril's head and body. Lavigne deals with them well, but finds it hard to slip away and avoid Roberts' aggression, even harder to prevent ALL those punches from sailing into her face and stomach. Sound of the bell and we gotta give credit where it's due: Emma knows her opponent's weak spots and exploits them fully, tossing feints to keep Avril guessing before rocking her with an overhand to the cheek to end these proceedings, giving her the wide round overall.
ROUND 2:
Emma's quest is not just for a victory tonight, but an impressive and decisive one, and it’s making her make mistakes in the second round. She storms forward once more, lunging at Avril's body and forehead, hoping to deal irreversible damage to send her rival down for the count. But the buck goes both ways, and Avril is also fully aware of any tricks up her fellow Doll's sleeve, responding with an early feint and then a short and snappy punt to the nose for Emma's efforts, before burying another right cross straight between the eyes later down the line. Lavigne not coming out of Roberts’ rushes unscathed, of course, getting punted to the body by a relentless Emma, who knows full well her growing age means less of an ability to go the distance with her, and made worse by any opportunity to knock air out of her aging system. Avril grunts as another lunging uppercut snags her to the midsection, but a followup hook is avoided as she scampers backwards, breathing hard. A good mix of action throughout this round, and we'd say that Miss Lavigne manages to take it by a closer margin.
ROUND 3:
Slow start for the third, but the action quickly picks up later on. First minute has both girls showing hesitancy at first, staying at a distance and shooting jabs at each other's heads. But Roberts is seen rushing into Avril's space moments later, hoping to surprise her with a flurry of punches. Avril gets caught by a couple, one landing to her lips and another catching her on her body. But the Doll manages to cover up quickly and scamper back out of range, avoiding capture near the ropes. Emma is still giving chase, poking jabs at her face, but most get intercepted by the guard. Lavigne instead focuses on counterattacks, waiting until she absorbs a one-two combo from Roberts with her arms before immediately throwing a right hand back into Emma's face to disrupt her routine! Roberts doesn't notice it immediately, but she's losing out on aggregate, letting out another grunt as one of Avril's gloves catches her squarely on her chin, throwing her head to the side. Roberts heard growling when the round finally ends, rubbing the side of her face with malice, and cussing at Lavigne to stand and fight with her, if she dares!
ROUND 4:
Lavigne, however, not taking the bait, still fending off a jab combo from Roberts at the start of the fourth. So far, this strategy of playing it nice and patient seems to be working for her, and someone should try and remind the Doll to do it more often in her fights! Emma experiences the switch in strategy first-hand, getting her attacks blunted with a well-formed guard and then countered with another nasty shot sent across her brow or straight cross sunk into the body. Roberts finally hangs back towards the last minute, shaking the pain from her head as another fist catches her on her mouth, and realizes her strategy going forth will have to evolve, or else…
ROUND 5:
And evolve it does! Roberts not seeking that all-or-nothing knockdown any longer, keeping her distance at the start and watching Avril warily for any of her foe's sudden moves. Lavigne is still as cautious, not about to give up her lead so easily now that she's clearly won this first half of the fight. Ladies circle and jab, as a result, with either scoring damage off the face and chest, sometimes in tandem, as Avril counters a first jab and then Emma counters the counter, to see who can outlast the other. Emma's cunning, however, still gives her the edge, with the Dollhouse Fly cleverly mixing in her combos with some stiffer straight hands and lunges, which catch Lavigne off guard and at one point make her grunt out loud, when a high hook slams into the side of her head without warning. Each time, Roberts lets out a shout of triumph and POUNCES inwards, tearing into Avril's frame and body with more punches, by the end of the round almost driving the singer back up against the nylon ropes. Bell rings soon after, however, giving Avril a little but much needed breather.
ROUND 6:
First, it was Avril who learned her lesson that slow and steady would win her the race. Now, it's Roberts who's also seeing results at being slow and methodical with her attacks. First minute is kicked off with another showdown from afar, both girls dancing over each other's advances and absorbing attacks to the forearms. Before long, however, Avril still can't quite deal with her opponent's sudden attacks from outta nowhere, getting caught by a right hand to the side of her chin and then another flurry of punches sailing into her nose and lips, which knock her head back. Avril grunting, getting outpunched at her own game, forced to retreat. But a hungry Roberts is following her every step of the way, busting more shots into the pit of her stomach and then going north again to target her exposed jawline. Lavigne’s getting picked apart, knocked off balance by a swinging overhand to the forehead, and THERE SHE GOES, bouncing into the ropes and then properly losing her balance, still eating shots to her face before she COLLAPSES onto her back!! It’s a KOCKDOWN for Emma Roberts, the first one of this fight, and none too soon! Roberts lets out a ROAR to the crowd, but not before spitting down further insults into the flattened Canadian’s face, just because she can! Avril blinks up at the stadium lights, her arms and elbows trying to find purchase on the hard mat, considering the merits of a climb upwards to save her skin. Meanwhile, Roberts has sauntered back to the neutral corner, looking smug and secured in her perch in the hierarchy. Referee is hovering above Lavigne, slowly counting her out, but the Doll manages to push herself up one knee at a time, before steadying herself on the ropes by the count of 8. Bit of a scare there for the punk-princess’ fans, who are hoping she can even survive the next round against a blood-hungry Roberts. For now, Avril manages to stay alive!
ROUND 7:
So far, Avril’s slow and steady pace has given her success. Well, at least until that last round. The Doll repeatedly says she’s fine to Carmen during the long in-between, and vows to bust Emma wide open once she gets her hands on her in the next round. Roberts, still with that smirk on her face as the bell rings to start the seventh, and as expected, comes out of her corner banging her gloves together, wanting to end this fight! Wide swings at Avril’s head, however, are missing entirely, as Lavigne gets a shot of adrenaline in this final quarter of the fight, starting to concentrate on her defenses even more than before. She’s slipping out of the way of Emma’s hooks, which are being tossed towards her head a little slower than normal due to Miss Roberts’ own tiredness. Emma manages to bang a couple off the flanks and arms, but they’re mostly without venom, and instead, takes damage when Avril squeezes short, snappy one-two combos straight into her face. Sound of the bell and it’s a sign of a long, drawn-out battle to come, with Avril staking her claim that she ain’t done just yet!
ROUND 8:
Emma attempts another big rush forwards, thinking it’s just a matter of time and space before Avril’s stamina folds upon itself and her hated rival calls it quits and collapses down to the canvas. Not so, with Avril still managing to avoid Emma’s attacks early, checking her fists and then parrying them uselessly to the side, before barreling a fist into the side of the blonde’s facial features, which draws sharp gasps and grunts. Roberts’ turn to get pushed backwards, fending off tepid blows to her face and body, and almost appears powerless to stop the incoming attacks. Lavigne picks up the abuse towards the end of the round, chopping an uppercut right under the arms to spear the blonde in half, before nailing Roberts quickly with a follow-up swing to the side of the head. Roberts goes reeling back into the ropes, looking dazzled!! She covers up briefly with her back to the ropes, looking injured and about to go down, and Avril manages to sneak in several more thumping shots to her breadbasket before the referee signals the end of the eighth. Close call right there, but there’s no denying Miss Lavigne has scored the biggest round of this fight so far!
ROUND 9:
Things aren’t looking good for Roberts, who’s lacking speed and power now that her rival is in a resurgent faze. Emma chooses to turtle, perhaps using her earlier knockdown attempt to weather the storm and come out on top on points alone. Avril realizes the need to go big or go home - quite a shame to make it to the very end of ten grueling rounds only to lose out by a couple of points on the cards. But that’s the nature of the game, as Emma covers up her head, even as Avril tries to storm in and knock it off with hooks, a couple more blasts to her body to get her to lower her guard. Roberts holds fast for the first two minutes, barely jabbing back, and when she does, only does so to fend off Avril’s assault. But Lavigne manages to impose herself into close quarters, banging mitts off Emma’s sides and ribs, drawing painful grunts and winces from the American blonde, before a snap uppercut driven between the arms catches Roberts clean on the base of her chin, rocking her head skywards!! That seems to have done the trick, with Emma looking punch drunk and backing away into the ropes! Avril throws herself in there full-forced, slamming her right glove over and over inwards, breaking down the rest of her guard, before driving a final CRUNCHING hook into Emma’s cheek!! AND THERE EMMA GOES, spinning on her feet with a loud groan, before collapsing to the ground with a loud THUD!! This might be it?!? Avril’s left breathing hard above, also using the top rope for support, whereas her rival appears to be KNOCKED OUT COLD beneath her feet!! Emma’s chest can be seen rising and falling, her arms sprawled above her head! The referee sends Avril to a neutral corner and gives Emma the full 10-count but there’s barely a whisper from her throughout! Roberts is out of it! There goes the final bell, and this fight is OVER!!
Official Decision: Avril Lavigne defeats Emma Roberts via KO9!
AFTER:
HUGE win for Lavigne who stops Roberts dead in her tracks, ending her 6 fight winning streak and evening the score of their ongoing feud to 2-2!
The Canadian blonde smiles in relief and slumps down onto the mat on her butt in the corner, clearly exhausted from 9 long rounds of fighting for her life.
Dollhouse personnel rushing into the ring, some to revive the barely conscious Roberts while others go help a panting Lavigne make it back to her feet. The singer makes it back up shortly after with the help of her team and steps into the center of the ring, where she gets her hand raised by the referee to the deafening cheers of the crowd in the arena.
“Hell yeah! QUEEN LAVIGNE IS BACK BITCHES!!!” Avril exclaims, raising both arms and grinning, taking in the cheers of the fans for a few long moments.
But apparently, the singer isn’t done with her opponent just yet. Seeing that Roberts is beginning to come around, Lavigne suddenly lunges towards the recovering actress, pushes through her own team and begins STOMPING HER BOOT DOWN on poor Emma from above as the fans go wild! With the younger blonde unable to offer any resistance due to her groggy state, Roberts can only grunt and groan as Avril manages to deliver a few big boot stomps onto Emma’s unprotected belly and chest, hissing lovely insults such as “STUPID b*tch!” and “f*cking LOSER” before the victorious Doll is eventually pulled away from her prey and held back by Carmen Electra herself, who grabs Avril and pulls her to the far corner of the ring, trying to calm the singer down - which seems to work perfectly as Carmen seems to know exactly what to say to her proteges to both push them and calm them down when necessary.
And thus ends yet another chapter in the Lavigne vs. Roberts saga for the Dollhouse’s flyweight throne. This time with Lavigne coming out on top and reclaiming her Queen title, evening the score to 2-2. But if we’ve learned something about Emma Roberts in the past few years, it’s that for her, despite tonight’s result, this war is probably far from over and these two hellcats’ future 5th showdown is already on everybody’s mind, including Carmen Electra herself, no doubt!.
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