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Rebecca Hall Vs Charlize Theron
Tale of the Tape
Rebecca Hall
Age 40
Height 5’9”
5-5-0
Charlize Theron
Age 47
Height 5’9 1/2”
309-127-12
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight titles
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
BEFORE
Rebecca Hall is at the podium. As usual Charlize is still in her dressing room watching Hall on the television
“A couple weeks ago, my agent called me “You haven’t been able to get a fight for sometime, well I got you one. I said great who is it? He said Charlize Theron. I was floored. I asked why me? I have a 5-5 record. He said “well Theron is now 47 and she just has had two straight brutal fights. A third or fourth could end her career. She wants to stay busy getting ready for 2023. She’s looking for three easy fights to finish the year and stay sharp for some big fights in 2023. I felt insulted that she thought I was an easy fight. I know that tonight is special for her. It’s her 450th fight. That is really unbelievable, but I intend to spoil her night. She’s going to find out that this “easy” fight is going bite her in the butt. I don’t want to be the one who retires her. I’ll leave that to Upton, but I am going to lay her out like a cheap carpet”. Charlize has been watching and asks Kate Upton “Well what do you think of that” Kate says “I appreciate her leaving what’s left of you for me to finish, but you really need to beat her. Charlize gets off the massage table and says “Let’s go”
THE FIGHT.
Rebecca is already in the ring. She’s wearing a dark blue bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is cut just short of reaching her shoulders. Charlize is on her way to the ring. She has her plain black robe thrown over her shoulders, hood hiding the Oscar winning face. Neve takes off the robe revealing Charlize is In her usual red
Bikini with red gloves and boots. Her hair is in the usual ponytail. She turns towards Rebecca with a cold stare and then turns and returns to her corner.
Round 1. Rebecca is quickly out of her corner meeting Charlize who is barely out of her corner. She watched some tape. She knows the GOAT likes to open a fight with a series of right jabs. Rebecca beats her to the punch with three quick right jabs that punch Theron’s head back. The blonde throws a right cross that Rebecca avoids and snaps Theron’s head back again. The blonde once again misses with a another right cross and Hall is in close landing four quick right and lefts to Theron midsection. Theron manages a right cross to the brunettes head. The two are circling when Charlize suddenly moves in with her right held down close to her hip. She’s ready to end the fight, but before she can cut loose, Hall rocks her with a overhand right to her face sending Theron staggering back to the ropes. Hall is not going to lose the chance for a first round KO. She lands a left-right into the blondes solar plexus and then moves up with a couple straight chest busting punches to the bra. Charlize’s guard is dropping and Rebecca takes advantage with an overhand right to the face that draws blood from Charlize’s nose. Charlize is sagging in the ropes. The referee is watching Charlize, but before further damage can be done the bell rings. In Theron’s corner Kate Upton is in a rage. “That was the most disgusting performance I have seen over your dismal career. You can forget about another fight with Me” Suddenly Neve is there. To Kate, Neve looking her in her eyes “one more word like that I will throw you out of this corner” Kate glares back s“You and what army?” Neve “Look behind you” Kate turns and behind her ten feet away in ringside seats behind Theron’s corner is Big Pauley, Greg, Tess’s protecter and two big burly guys you wouldn’t to invite to dinner with your mother. Kate to Neve “I see your point. I’ll be more careful” In the meantime, about the only thing done to Theron was to give her a little water.
Round 2. Charlize is out of her corner moving slowly parallel to the ropes. She wants to avoid a punching exchange for the first minute. Hall is trying to close as the battered Theron, but she can’t match Theron’s famous legs Suddenly Charlize closes and punches Rebecca’s head back with three quick left jabs. Hall recovers quickly and catches the blonde with a right-left cross to the the head. The two are toe to toe punching away. The crowd is on it’s feet as the two batter each other. Hall is concentrating on Charlize’s chest and midsection. Step by step Charlize is punching away at her head drives her opponent back to the ropes. The blonds steps back for a quick deep breath and moves back in to be greeting by a right uppercut to buckles her legs. Charlizes lunges into a clinch and holds on until the referee separates them. Theron is back out and moving one way then the other trying to convince Hall to come out into the center of the ring, but Hall is not taking the bait and stay close to the ropes as the round ends. In Hall’s corner, they are telling her that she doesn’t want to get into a slugging match with the blonde. Just chip away and go for a decision. In Theron’s corner Upton is telling Theron she did much better that round and to keep trying to get Hall out into the center of ring where she can slug away and prep that right hand.
Round 3. Once again Hall is out of her corner quickly surprising the blonde and reaching her just a few steps from the blonde’s corner. Hall fakes a right cross and pumps a left into the Theron’s stomach. A Theron right cross misses and Hall lands an overhand left to the GOAT’s face. Charlize quickly raises her guard to protect her head. Big mistake as Rebecca slams a left-right into her bra. Charlize is in shock as she leans back into the ropes. Rebecca goes to Charlize’s body landing left and right to Charlize’s midsection and another pair to the solar plexus that has the blonde gasping for breath. A desperate Theron finally manages to punch back with a couple jabs to Hall’s face driving Hall back a few steps, but enough for Charlize to finally get off the ropes. Charlize is ready to slug, but it’s something Hall wants to avoid. She dances in and out around Charlize landing a jab here and there. Charlize is primed to slug, but Hall is quickly moving in. Punching the blondes head back with jabs. Theron is desperate. She’s being out punched three to one. Finally as Hall moves quickly in, Charlize manages to land a right uppercut sending Hall staggering back. Charlize surges forward to follow up but she is stopped by an overhand right to her face as the bell rings. Charlize turns to go to her corner. When Hall slaps her on the butt and says “nice ass. That’s where you are going to end the fight” Charlize is outraged and turns to go after Hall, but the referee steps in and points both back to their corners. In Theron’s corner, Neve tells “Upton you do your job and we will do ours.” We will have her ready to back out. Will you” Kate whispers into Theron’s ears. No one knows what she said. Theron quickly on her feet. Her eyes are staring at Hall. They are cruel and focused. In Hall’s corner, her trainer sees Theron’s eyes that send a chill down his spine. He tells his cornermen and women, “At the end of the third, our girl really did the wrong thing”
Round 4. At the bell Rebecca is quickly out of her corner while Charlize is in no hurry. She’s not interested in dancing around and jabbing. She looking for the opportunity for one punch. Rebecca is back to quickly landing jabs and backing out. She doesn’t want to get into a slugging match with the great one. She is going to pick away for the points. She moves in on the blonde and lands a couple jabs to the face. She see’s Charlize’s right hand drop towards her hip and quickly backs out. Charlize is basically stationary letting Hall dance around. landing jabs. Again, she notices Theron’s right hand drop towards her hip. Rebecca quickly raises to guard to protect her head. Theron’s body does a twist and up comes that right hand. It doesn’t go the Hall’s head. Instead the devastating right slams deeply into Hall’s solar plexus. Charlize steps back as Hall drops to her knees and then face down on the canvas. Charlize just stands over her looking down on her downed opponent as the referee waives the fight off. Hall’s corner people are there raising her waist up and down getting some breath into their girl. Finally, Neve comes out and pulls Charlize back to her corner where she stays until Hall’s corner has her up on her feet. Charlize starts to go after Hall, but Neve pulls her back saying “It’s over. Forget the butt swat. Let’s go home”
AFTER
Charlize and Rebecca are at the table
Charlize”. I want to apologize for losing my temper. It shouldn’t have happened. I have been patted or slapped on my behind before and a lot more than once. I was just spent three minutes having my face rearanged up by Rebecca and was in no mood for what I considered an insult. I know now Rebecca was just having some fun and shouldn’t have gone after her. It showed a lack on control
Rebecca: Well you managed to get even in the fourth. I have never been hit like that before. I saw her right hand drop and knew she was going for my chin. I had no breath and it was difficult breathing until my corner came to my aid. I can say I enjoyed nine minutes of this fight. The rest not so much.
Reporter. This was your four hundred and fiftieth fight. Are you going for 500?
Charlize: No. I will be forty eight next August. I can’t fight twenty fights a year anymore. I can barely fight every PPV. Fighting every month, it would take for four years. I don’t know when I will retire. I guess it depends on how things go, but there is no way I will fight another fifty fights. I don’t want to end up like a blonde over in the Sceej stable.
Tale of the Tape
Rebecca Hall
Age 40
Height 5’9”
5-5-0
Charlize Theron
Age 47
Height 5’9 1/2”
309-127-12
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight titles
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
BEFORE
Rebecca Hall is at the podium. As usual Charlize is still in her dressing room watching Hall on the television
“A couple weeks ago, my agent called me “You haven’t been able to get a fight for sometime, well I got you one. I said great who is it? He said Charlize Theron. I was floored. I asked why me? I have a 5-5 record. He said “well Theron is now 47 and she just has had two straight brutal fights. A third or fourth could end her career. She wants to stay busy getting ready for 2023. She’s looking for three easy fights to finish the year and stay sharp for some big fights in 2023. I felt insulted that she thought I was an easy fight. I know that tonight is special for her. It’s her 450th fight. That is really unbelievable, but I intend to spoil her night. She’s going to find out that this “easy” fight is going bite her in the butt. I don’t want to be the one who retires her. I’ll leave that to Upton, but I am going to lay her out like a cheap carpet”. Charlize has been watching and asks Kate Upton “Well what do you think of that” Kate says “I appreciate her leaving what’s left of you for me to finish, but you really need to beat her. Charlize gets off the massage table and says “Let’s go”
THE FIGHT.
Rebecca is already in the ring. She’s wearing a dark blue bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is cut just short of reaching her shoulders. Charlize is on her way to the ring. She has her plain black robe thrown over her shoulders, hood hiding the Oscar winning face. Neve takes off the robe revealing Charlize is In her usual red
Bikini with red gloves and boots. Her hair is in the usual ponytail. She turns towards Rebecca with a cold stare and then turns and returns to her corner.
Round 1. Rebecca is quickly out of her corner meeting Charlize who is barely out of her corner. She watched some tape. She knows the GOAT likes to open a fight with a series of right jabs. Rebecca beats her to the punch with three quick right jabs that punch Theron’s head back. The blonde throws a right cross that Rebecca avoids and snaps Theron’s head back again. The blonde once again misses with a another right cross and Hall is in close landing four quick right and lefts to Theron midsection. Theron manages a right cross to the brunettes head. The two are circling when Charlize suddenly moves in with her right held down close to her hip. She’s ready to end the fight, but before she can cut loose, Hall rocks her with a overhand right to her face sending Theron staggering back to the ropes. Hall is not going to lose the chance for a first round KO. She lands a left-right into the blondes solar plexus and then moves up with a couple straight chest busting punches to the bra. Charlize’s guard is dropping and Rebecca takes advantage with an overhand right to the face that draws blood from Charlize’s nose. Charlize is sagging in the ropes. The referee is watching Charlize, but before further damage can be done the bell rings. In Theron’s corner Kate Upton is in a rage. “That was the most disgusting performance I have seen over your dismal career. You can forget about another fight with Me” Suddenly Neve is there. To Kate, Neve looking her in her eyes “one more word like that I will throw you out of this corner” Kate glares back s“You and what army?” Neve “Look behind you” Kate turns and behind her ten feet away in ringside seats behind Theron’s corner is Big Pauley, Greg, Tess’s protecter and two big burly guys you wouldn’t to invite to dinner with your mother. Kate to Neve “I see your point. I’ll be more careful” In the meantime, about the only thing done to Theron was to give her a little water.
Round 2. Charlize is out of her corner moving slowly parallel to the ropes. She wants to avoid a punching exchange for the first minute. Hall is trying to close as the battered Theron, but she can’t match Theron’s famous legs Suddenly Charlize closes and punches Rebecca’s head back with three quick left jabs. Hall recovers quickly and catches the blonde with a right-left cross to the the head. The two are toe to toe punching away. The crowd is on it’s feet as the two batter each other. Hall is concentrating on Charlize’s chest and midsection. Step by step Charlize is punching away at her head drives her opponent back to the ropes. The blonds steps back for a quick deep breath and moves back in to be greeting by a right uppercut to buckles her legs. Charlizes lunges into a clinch and holds on until the referee separates them. Theron is back out and moving one way then the other trying to convince Hall to come out into the center of the ring, but Hall is not taking the bait and stay close to the ropes as the round ends. In Hall’s corner, they are telling her that she doesn’t want to get into a slugging match with the blonde. Just chip away and go for a decision. In Theron’s corner Upton is telling Theron she did much better that round and to keep trying to get Hall out into the center of ring where she can slug away and prep that right hand.
Round 3. Once again Hall is out of her corner quickly surprising the blonde and reaching her just a few steps from the blonde’s corner. Hall fakes a right cross and pumps a left into the Theron’s stomach. A Theron right cross misses and Hall lands an overhand left to the GOAT’s face. Charlize quickly raises her guard to protect her head. Big mistake as Rebecca slams a left-right into her bra. Charlize is in shock as she leans back into the ropes. Rebecca goes to Charlize’s body landing left and right to Charlize’s midsection and another pair to the solar plexus that has the blonde gasping for breath. A desperate Theron finally manages to punch back with a couple jabs to Hall’s face driving Hall back a few steps, but enough for Charlize to finally get off the ropes. Charlize is ready to slug, but it’s something Hall wants to avoid. She dances in and out around Charlize landing a jab here and there. Charlize is primed to slug, but Hall is quickly moving in. Punching the blondes head back with jabs. Theron is desperate. She’s being out punched three to one. Finally as Hall moves quickly in, Charlize manages to land a right uppercut sending Hall staggering back. Charlize surges forward to follow up but she is stopped by an overhand right to her face as the bell rings. Charlize turns to go to her corner. When Hall slaps her on the butt and says “nice ass. That’s where you are going to end the fight” Charlize is outraged and turns to go after Hall, but the referee steps in and points both back to their corners. In Theron’s corner, Neve tells “Upton you do your job and we will do ours.” We will have her ready to back out. Will you” Kate whispers into Theron’s ears. No one knows what she said. Theron quickly on her feet. Her eyes are staring at Hall. They are cruel and focused. In Hall’s corner, her trainer sees Theron’s eyes that send a chill down his spine. He tells his cornermen and women, “At the end of the third, our girl really did the wrong thing”
Round 4. At the bell Rebecca is quickly out of her corner while Charlize is in no hurry. She’s not interested in dancing around and jabbing. She looking for the opportunity for one punch. Rebecca is back to quickly landing jabs and backing out. She doesn’t want to get into a slugging match with the great one. She is going to pick away for the points. She moves in on the blonde and lands a couple jabs to the face. She see’s Charlize’s right hand drop towards her hip and quickly backs out. Charlize is basically stationary letting Hall dance around. landing jabs. Again, she notices Theron’s right hand drop towards her hip. Rebecca quickly raises to guard to protect her head. Theron’s body does a twist and up comes that right hand. It doesn’t go the Hall’s head. Instead the devastating right slams deeply into Hall’s solar plexus. Charlize steps back as Hall drops to her knees and then face down on the canvas. Charlize just stands over her looking down on her downed opponent as the referee waives the fight off. Hall’s corner people are there raising her waist up and down getting some breath into their girl. Finally, Neve comes out and pulls Charlize back to her corner where she stays until Hall’s corner has her up on her feet. Charlize starts to go after Hall, but Neve pulls her back saying “It’s over. Forget the butt swat. Let’s go home”
AFTER
Charlize and Rebecca are at the table
Charlize”. I want to apologize for losing my temper. It shouldn’t have happened. I have been patted or slapped on my behind before and a lot more than once. I was just spent three minutes having my face rearanged up by Rebecca and was in no mood for what I considered an insult. I know now Rebecca was just having some fun and shouldn’t have gone after her. It showed a lack on control
Rebecca: Well you managed to get even in the fourth. I have never been hit like that before. I saw her right hand drop and knew she was going for my chin. I had no breath and it was difficult breathing until my corner came to my aid. I can say I enjoyed nine minutes of this fight. The rest not so much.
Reporter. This was your four hundred and fiftieth fight. Are you going for 500?
Charlize: No. I will be forty eight next August. I can’t fight twenty fights a year anymore. I can barely fight every PPV. Fighting every month, it would take for four years. I don’t know when I will retire. I guess it depends on how things go, but there is no way I will fight another fifty fights. I don’t want to end up like a blonde over in the Sceej stable.