Post by Lookout! Boxing on Dec 14, 2021 13:16:41 GMT -6
HARLEY QUINN VS BATGIRL
Writing: GBS & Archer
Results: Lookout!
(All characters belong to DC Comics and we are just borrowing them for this story)
The scene is Gotham Square Garden, a big night of boxing was well underway inside its famed arena. The proceeds for the evening are going to the Gotham Mental Health Fund. The chairman, millionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne smiles as he see how well the event and evening as a whole are going.
The main event bout features Batgirl taking on Harley Quinn. Both will be boxing in the style of men with trunks and no tops.
The news of this bout brought the charity funds up into the stratosphere.
Interviewed by the press, Harley Quinn explained: “Mental Health is a cause I really believe in, no matter what some people in this city think, and I got to admit: I wanted to show off my boobies. Not to mention getting a look at what the Bat Bra has been hiding from the world. I also look forward to the chance to beat up Batgirl and not end up in the clink for it! Ha! Ha! (That’s a joke!)”
Says Batgirl: “This is a very good cause. Heaven knows, Harley Quinn could use a dose of Mental Health herself. I knew the topless angle would appeal to her arrogance, but as you will all see, her bra size is on par with her fighting ability—it won’t compare to mine. I am sorry the fight won’t end like it usually does-- with Harley being transported back to her old cell at Arkham Asylum, but I will get to teach her once more: Batgirl is better.”
“Gosh,” Harley said with a grumble, “I’ve been called conceited. Get a load of Ms. Bat-Modesty,”
“Yes, Harley can dish out the diss, but she can’t take it,” Batgiirl retorted.
“And you won’t be able to take my punches Bat Bytch!” Harley said with a sly smile. “She ya in the ring—without that Bat Bra.”
“I’ll be there,” Batgirl replied calmly, “but be prepared to be ‘out-hootered’.”
“ ‘Out-hootered?” I’ll say this for you, Batty, ya got a way with words makes me look forward to punching you out,” Harley said and patted Batgirl’s chest. “Get ready girls, Harley Quinn will be coming for ya!”
After this sort of pre-fight hype it was no surprise that Gotham fight fans were super excited as the time for the main event finally arrived. Banners and signs could be seen waving: “GO GET HER BATGIRL!” “WE LOVE YOU HARLEY!”
Batgirl appeared from the dressing rooms in her purple robe. Her name was spelled out in yellow letters across the back of it. She walks to the ring receiving warm wishes and great cheers. Her boots are purple in color. Her cowl is still on her face but her cape has been replaced by the robe. Batgirl soon goes up the steps and slides between the ropes to enter the ring. She bounces on her toes as she goes to her corner. The redhead shadow boxes in her corner as the crowd watches. She turned back to face the crowd with her gloves at her hips.
Harley Quinn then came into view from the dressing rooms. Her robe is blue and red with her name spelled out in black letters on the back. She walks to the ring and receives a mixture of boos and some cheers. She enjoyed all this noise and egged it on with her gloves motioning for more. Quinn reached the steps and went up and between the ropes into the ring. She smiled wide and laughed as she bounced about the ring on the way to her corner. Her gloves waved about over her head before she saw Batgirl in the opposite corner. She waved to her opponent and made some boxing gestures with her gloves to the female crime fighter. Then she turned to face the crowd with a huge smile on her face.
Both boxers had their robes removed as they awaited their introductions. The crowd drew its collective breath as the proud bosoms were unveiled. Harley 32B breasts were impressive, but it had to admitted that they seemed dwarfed by Batgirl’s 34C. Harley scowled ad tried to ignore her rivals rack, but kept sneaking sideways glances at them. Batgirl couldn’t resist a smirk at knowing she had already put the blonde at a disadvantage.
Then the loudspeaker came to life:
“In the red corner from the Canarsie neighborhood of Brooklyn in New York, wearing the red and blue trunks Harley Quinn.” The blonde clown princess paraded around her corner, waving and showing off her body.
“In the blue corner from right here in Gotham City, wearing the purple trunks Batgirl.” The redhead shadow boxed and raised her right arm as the crowd cheered.
The referee called the boxers to middle of the ring. For this bout the referee was Selina Kyle, a reformed criminal formerly known as Catwoman. She wore black shorts and a white shirt with a cat themed bowtie. Selina gave the instructions to both fighters and it seemed both respected her as there was no funny business. She had the two touch gloves and then return to their corners.
The opening bell for this bout rang opening what is being viewed as one of, if not, the biggest ever in Gotham.
R1: Harley surprised fight fans with her long reach on jabs and straights as the first open played out. She was moving Batgirl back and the crime fighters seemed out of sorts. Quinn was showing good technical skills in the ring which surprised fight fans and Batgirl. The blonde clown princess scored with both gloves, did well on defense and took the round widely.
R2-3: The next two rounds were closely fought ones. In the second, Batgirl adjusted and was able to get inside on Quinn. The results were the rounds were 2 way, very close and lots of exchanges. Batgirl fired off a combination that shook Harley just before the bell rang ending the second round. The cowled redhead won a close round. Harley got on the move in the third and avoided some big shots from Batgirl as her movements aided her defense. Also let her open for some of Quinn’s punches which the blonde punched in. Batgirl replied with some of her own and fight fans at the Garden were cheering every punch. A big right hand from Quinn punched Batgirl back and the bell interrupted their exchange. Miss Kyle separated them and sent them to their corner. Quinn won the third round.
R4: Batgirl got back into Quinn and hooked into her body as she has planned to. Then she goes upstairs to the blonde’s face. Harley is not hurt but clearly taking the worst of it. She ties up with Batgirl but after being separated Batgirl keeps on punching. The Gotham redhead takes the round widely as the bell sounds.
R5 began with some more great two way action from the two boxers. Quinn came with some shattering jabs and straights to move Batgirl back. Batgirl came back with some hard breast shots and a couple hooks to Quinn’s midsection. Fans were up and cheering at the Garden now. The fight was now on the far ropes as the two boxers seem to be pasting away at each other. A big right stopped Quinn and she went to clinch up with Batgirl. But the redhead slips it and starts to pound punches into Harley’s body. QUINN GOES DOWN! The crowd at the Garden rises up and cheers as Batgirl goes to a neutral corner. Selina bends over and begins her count. The clown princess of crime rises up by the time of Kyle’s count of 7. Selina checks her over and then calls the fight back on. The bell rings ending the round before another punch can be thrown. The crowd cheers for Batgirl as she took the round thanks to the late knockdown.
R6 surprised fight fans as both boxers came out punching for the head of the other. Faces are swatted back and forth as the round moves on. Quinn not backing down as she tries for a quick straight left to Batgirl’s breasts. The crime fighter answered with a right jab to Harley’s face. Their faces would be needing treatment after this round a noted reporter Lois Lane notes at the ringside. More back and forth action as the round comes to an end. Both boxers come to their corners and wearily sit on their stools. The round was a draw.
R7: saw a slow pace from both boxers as it began. The last round took something from them as the exchanges now do not go beyond one or two punches. Quinn feints and lands a big right hook to Batgirl’s midsection after an exchange. Harley follows up with a quick one two to Batgirl’s breasts. The clown princesses of crime’s gloves now move up as Batgirl’s drop. Harley then goes to straight to the crime fighter’s face with a left and right. Batgirl seems wobbly as Quinn starts to bounce punches up and off the crime fighter’s face. Soon Harley has Batgirl in full retreat. She unleashes hard shot after hard shot to Batgirl who is shaken over and over. A couple hooks AND BATGIRL DOES DOWN! Selina gets Harley to a neutral corner where she dances around with her gloves up in the air. Kyle then bends down and begins the count. Batgirl pushes her way up to her elbow and hip but gets no further as Selina’s count passes her by. It is over. Your winner by knockout in the seventh round Harley Quinn.
After: “I told ya I could beat the Bat Bytch and I did!” Harley Quinn happily told the press. “Those hooters of hers couldn’t take my punching and neither could the rest of her. I don’t know why BG made such a big deal about me talking her purple trunks. I deserve a trophy. Besides she was wearing that thong under them. They look really sell on my bedroom wall.”
As for Batgirl she said: “There was nothing in the fight agreement about taking trophies. She just did that to embarrass me. The fight itself? I had my chances, but that blonde bytch knows how to take punches and hit back hard. I lost that fight fair and square. At least it was for a very good cause. Harley better watch out—our next fight won’t turn out so well for her.”
Great night for the Gotham Mental Health Fund and Gotham Boxing fans.
Writing: GBS & Archer
Results: Lookout!
(All characters belong to DC Comics and we are just borrowing them for this story)
The scene is Gotham Square Garden, a big night of boxing was well underway inside its famed arena. The proceeds for the evening are going to the Gotham Mental Health Fund. The chairman, millionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne smiles as he see how well the event and evening as a whole are going.
The main event bout features Batgirl taking on Harley Quinn. Both will be boxing in the style of men with trunks and no tops.
The news of this bout brought the charity funds up into the stratosphere.
Interviewed by the press, Harley Quinn explained: “Mental Health is a cause I really believe in, no matter what some people in this city think, and I got to admit: I wanted to show off my boobies. Not to mention getting a look at what the Bat Bra has been hiding from the world. I also look forward to the chance to beat up Batgirl and not end up in the clink for it! Ha! Ha! (That’s a joke!)”
Says Batgirl: “This is a very good cause. Heaven knows, Harley Quinn could use a dose of Mental Health herself. I knew the topless angle would appeal to her arrogance, but as you will all see, her bra size is on par with her fighting ability—it won’t compare to mine. I am sorry the fight won’t end like it usually does-- with Harley being transported back to her old cell at Arkham Asylum, but I will get to teach her once more: Batgirl is better.”
“Gosh,” Harley said with a grumble, “I’ve been called conceited. Get a load of Ms. Bat-Modesty,”
“Yes, Harley can dish out the diss, but she can’t take it,” Batgiirl retorted.
“And you won’t be able to take my punches Bat Bytch!” Harley said with a sly smile. “She ya in the ring—without that Bat Bra.”
“I’ll be there,” Batgirl replied calmly, “but be prepared to be ‘out-hootered’.”
“ ‘Out-hootered?” I’ll say this for you, Batty, ya got a way with words makes me look forward to punching you out,” Harley said and patted Batgirl’s chest. “Get ready girls, Harley Quinn will be coming for ya!”
After this sort of pre-fight hype it was no surprise that Gotham fight fans were super excited as the time for the main event finally arrived. Banners and signs could be seen waving: “GO GET HER BATGIRL!” “WE LOVE YOU HARLEY!”
Batgirl appeared from the dressing rooms in her purple robe. Her name was spelled out in yellow letters across the back of it. She walks to the ring receiving warm wishes and great cheers. Her boots are purple in color. Her cowl is still on her face but her cape has been replaced by the robe. Batgirl soon goes up the steps and slides between the ropes to enter the ring. She bounces on her toes as she goes to her corner. The redhead shadow boxes in her corner as the crowd watches. She turned back to face the crowd with her gloves at her hips.
Harley Quinn then came into view from the dressing rooms. Her robe is blue and red with her name spelled out in black letters on the back. She walks to the ring and receives a mixture of boos and some cheers. She enjoyed all this noise and egged it on with her gloves motioning for more. Quinn reached the steps and went up and between the ropes into the ring. She smiled wide and laughed as she bounced about the ring on the way to her corner. Her gloves waved about over her head before she saw Batgirl in the opposite corner. She waved to her opponent and made some boxing gestures with her gloves to the female crime fighter. Then she turned to face the crowd with a huge smile on her face.
Both boxers had their robes removed as they awaited their introductions. The crowd drew its collective breath as the proud bosoms were unveiled. Harley 32B breasts were impressive, but it had to admitted that they seemed dwarfed by Batgirl’s 34C. Harley scowled ad tried to ignore her rivals rack, but kept sneaking sideways glances at them. Batgirl couldn’t resist a smirk at knowing she had already put the blonde at a disadvantage.
Then the loudspeaker came to life:
“In the red corner from the Canarsie neighborhood of Brooklyn in New York, wearing the red and blue trunks Harley Quinn.” The blonde clown princess paraded around her corner, waving and showing off her body.
“In the blue corner from right here in Gotham City, wearing the purple trunks Batgirl.” The redhead shadow boxed and raised her right arm as the crowd cheered.
The referee called the boxers to middle of the ring. For this bout the referee was Selina Kyle, a reformed criminal formerly known as Catwoman. She wore black shorts and a white shirt with a cat themed bowtie. Selina gave the instructions to both fighters and it seemed both respected her as there was no funny business. She had the two touch gloves and then return to their corners.
The opening bell for this bout rang opening what is being viewed as one of, if not, the biggest ever in Gotham.
R1: Harley surprised fight fans with her long reach on jabs and straights as the first open played out. She was moving Batgirl back and the crime fighters seemed out of sorts. Quinn was showing good technical skills in the ring which surprised fight fans and Batgirl. The blonde clown princess scored with both gloves, did well on defense and took the round widely.
R2-3: The next two rounds were closely fought ones. In the second, Batgirl adjusted and was able to get inside on Quinn. The results were the rounds were 2 way, very close and lots of exchanges. Batgirl fired off a combination that shook Harley just before the bell rang ending the second round. The cowled redhead won a close round. Harley got on the move in the third and avoided some big shots from Batgirl as her movements aided her defense. Also let her open for some of Quinn’s punches which the blonde punched in. Batgirl replied with some of her own and fight fans at the Garden were cheering every punch. A big right hand from Quinn punched Batgirl back and the bell interrupted their exchange. Miss Kyle separated them and sent them to their corner. Quinn won the third round.
R4: Batgirl got back into Quinn and hooked into her body as she has planned to. Then she goes upstairs to the blonde’s face. Harley is not hurt but clearly taking the worst of it. She ties up with Batgirl but after being separated Batgirl keeps on punching. The Gotham redhead takes the round widely as the bell sounds.
R5 began with some more great two way action from the two boxers. Quinn came with some shattering jabs and straights to move Batgirl back. Batgirl came back with some hard breast shots and a couple hooks to Quinn’s midsection. Fans were up and cheering at the Garden now. The fight was now on the far ropes as the two boxers seem to be pasting away at each other. A big right stopped Quinn and she went to clinch up with Batgirl. But the redhead slips it and starts to pound punches into Harley’s body. QUINN GOES DOWN! The crowd at the Garden rises up and cheers as Batgirl goes to a neutral corner. Selina bends over and begins her count. The clown princess of crime rises up by the time of Kyle’s count of 7. Selina checks her over and then calls the fight back on. The bell rings ending the round before another punch can be thrown. The crowd cheers for Batgirl as she took the round thanks to the late knockdown.
R6 surprised fight fans as both boxers came out punching for the head of the other. Faces are swatted back and forth as the round moves on. Quinn not backing down as she tries for a quick straight left to Batgirl’s breasts. The crime fighter answered with a right jab to Harley’s face. Their faces would be needing treatment after this round a noted reporter Lois Lane notes at the ringside. More back and forth action as the round comes to an end. Both boxers come to their corners and wearily sit on their stools. The round was a draw.
R7: saw a slow pace from both boxers as it began. The last round took something from them as the exchanges now do not go beyond one or two punches. Quinn feints and lands a big right hook to Batgirl’s midsection after an exchange. Harley follows up with a quick one two to Batgirl’s breasts. The clown princesses of crime’s gloves now move up as Batgirl’s drop. Harley then goes to straight to the crime fighter’s face with a left and right. Batgirl seems wobbly as Quinn starts to bounce punches up and off the crime fighter’s face. Soon Harley has Batgirl in full retreat. She unleashes hard shot after hard shot to Batgirl who is shaken over and over. A couple hooks AND BATGIRL DOES DOWN! Selina gets Harley to a neutral corner where she dances around with her gloves up in the air. Kyle then bends down and begins the count. Batgirl pushes her way up to her elbow and hip but gets no further as Selina’s count passes her by. It is over. Your winner by knockout in the seventh round Harley Quinn.
After: “I told ya I could beat the Bat Bytch and I did!” Harley Quinn happily told the press. “Those hooters of hers couldn’t take my punching and neither could the rest of her. I don’t know why BG made such a big deal about me talking her purple trunks. I deserve a trophy. Besides she was wearing that thong under them. They look really sell on my bedroom wall.”
As for Batgirl she said: “There was nothing in the fight agreement about taking trophies. She just did that to embarrass me. The fight itself? I had my chances, but that blonde bytch knows how to take punches and hit back hard. I lost that fight fair and square. At least it was for a very good cause. Harley better watch out—our next fight won’t turn out so well for her.”
Great night for the Gotham Mental Health Fund and Gotham Boxing fans.
