Nicole Eggert versus Fergie (Cougar)

Nicole Eggert vs Fergie (Cougar Bout)
(4-13-1, 3 KO vs 1-7)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Both these cougars have struggled for any kind of success over the years but they agreed for one last crack at the boxing cherry so let's see if they have anything left in the tank. BLONDE! Magazine is kinda surprised Nicole Eggert didn't call out former Baywatch castmate Pamela Anderson but maybe she needs a rehearsal of sorts even though Fergie is actually the betting favorite having tried her chances in BBU more recently. The former Black Eyed Peas singer claims she's in much better shape all around and Eggert will regret her decision to come out of retirement: "I guess she's really a total airhead! She thinks I'm easy pickings or what? Time to beat all that air out of her dumb head!"

Nicole Eggert wears a red one-piece swimsuit & silver gloves. Medium lenght blonde hair loose & straight. Fergie wears a black crop top, matching hip-huggers & red gloves. Long dark blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division as neither woman bothered to make the flyweight cut.

Round 1:
Nicole is slow to get moving and Fergie simply runs her over with her jabbing assault. She splits the fellow blonde's mitts and begins to stack up punches into Nicole's face which drives the targeted woman onto the ropes real fast. Not much response coming from the older woman so Fergie cashes in with additional strikes and buries the completely overwhelmed Eggert under a desperate earmuff cover. Even BBU ring practice allows the singer to dominate the action as Nicole sends a couple of sky hooks into the open but eats a brutal uppercut on the nose and disappears inside her earmuff shelter while Fergie keeps pounding away in fury and taunts the subdued foe once she realizes how passive she actuall is. She plugs her in the exposed stomach late in the going and Eggert only gurgles in pain in response. Oof! How about showing some passion better?

Round 2:
Fergie thinks she won't get scratched here and taunts the slow-moving opponent but Nicole finally responds with a meaningful head-hunting drive and catches the arrogant singer on the brow ridge before stuffing a power punch into her chest as well. Fergie wobbles to her heels and before she can swing back, Eggert slams a left/right combo onto her mouth and sends her reeling onto the ropes! Huh! That comes a mild shock for the virtual fan wall but Nicole can't quite trap the fellow blonde in a spot of bother as Fergie displays supreme mobility and circles away from danger. She wants to lure Eggert into a counter-punching hole but the older blonde takes her time and slices thin air instead of truly punishing the singer's flesh. Both cougars lock horns in a phone booth exchange late in the going where Nicole rips a harpoon double on the ribcage to leave Fergie fuming in anger at the bell.

Round 3:
Fergie roars into a high-octane jabbing blast while Nicole can't move away fast enough and gets stuffed with a piercing hook on the solar plexus before the younger blonde rips an uppercut double on the exposed chin. Ugh! Nicole slumps into spasms and gets blasted on each temple before Fergie connects with another uppercut on the chin. Eggert stumbles onto the ropes where she just sinks on soft knees and eats another ruthless cross hook on the right ear THAT DROPS HER ONTO HER KNEES moments later!!! Uh-oh!!! Fergie struts back to her corner and enjoys the sight of Nicole collapsing on all fours as she's clearly unable to shake off the knockdown daze. Punching resistance is a common flaw among several of these cougars and Eggert simply can't stay off the boards when the merciless count passes her by! Routine KO3 Stacy Ann "Fergie" Ferguson!!!

AFTER: Shear ring practice gave Fergie a clear edge over a rusty and hittable opponent! It's not exactly 1995 for Nicole to look sharp & lively and she got knocked out by a genuine fellow struggler to say the very least. That doesn't bode well for her future cougar boxing career allthough old sparring buddy Pamela Anderson might actually issue a challenge here real soon? Meanwhile Fergie's plans include another Ryder Cup opportunity over in BBU if nothing better comes her way but you just never know with these age 40+ cougars anymore.

Official Result: Fergie def. Nicole Eggert KO3.