4 Bouts From September 2000
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18 SEPTEMBER 2000 JANE KRAKOWSKI VS DANA DELANY
Posted by Simguy, Monday 18-Sep-00 00:34:24
Before: Jane looking to stamp out Dana like the pox, reminds everyone: :I pushed for this rematch. I want to claim absolute supremacy over Dana—removed any doubt as to whom the better woman is. Get ready Dana ‘cause it’s comin;”. Dana open to the challenger, but privately can’t understand Jane’s intensity, telling the press, “It’s an important fight, but she’s just a stepping stone to me. I think Jane’s trying to play some kind of game here an it won’t work. Say it in the ring bsby.” Pink bra ad panties Dana, light blue for Jane.
During R1: Economical movement venter ring, nothing wasted. Jane with her right hand under her chin, left across her stomach, bends forward at the waist and gives Dana a little circular rotation with the torso—enough to make the brunette miss most of her punches from medium range. Jane more selective with her punches out of the crouch, snapping off sharp lead right or sinking in a thudding left hook to the waist to scratch out of a close round.
R2: Dana tries it shoulder to shoulder and trades on even terms much of the round. Final minute, Jane with a nice maneuver, puts her head and weight on Dana, stepping over to the left to turn the brunette and stuff body punches home as Dana struggles to keep her balance. Delany shaken up, leans forward—Jane reaching down her sides to stuff hard lefts and rights in above the hip and Delany’s back leg gives out, knee touching canvas at the bell foir a sudden knockdown.
R3: Jane with that little torso roll early—Dana’s punches glance of the top of blonde mane, or Jane’s shoulders--Krakowski swiveling her hips and coming back with cracking short lead rights in the face has Delany staggering back to regroup. Krakowski stepping in, jerks lead rights with a surprising rhythm, jamming her fist in past Delany’s mitts to stun tge brunette before she can react. Final 2 minutes see Dana embattled on the ropes, but holding her own—girls lay in together, cheek to cheek, stuffing short punches into one another’s bodies while crowding in. Dana does well here—but Jane’s power carries the round—Delany hurting on her stool as Krakowski pulls away on the cards.
R4: Torso roll, right hand under the chin—Krakowski countering with authority to snap back Dana’s head, driving her to the ropes once again. Jane very measured, sinking in left hook behind the elbow, jerking little right hands through the middle as Delany breaks down. DD bending forward over shaky legs—Jane swats at the ear, then DIGS a hard left hand to the liver and DOWN GOES DANA! Delany in agony, rises to one knee, but she’s damaged goods. DD gives it up. Unable to breathe and Jane prances the ring with globes held high. KO4 Jane Krakowski.
After: Krakowski puts it to Dana D, wining every round, putting her down and stepping it up to finish inside the distance with a very professional effort. Heartbreaker for Dana—everything she did, Jane did just a little bit better, and the knockout punch really surprised Delany who didn’t think Krakowski had it in her. No more insufferable sight in boxing than that little superior smirk from Jane Krakowski as she struts in victory.
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21 SEPTEMBER 2000 JANE KRAKOWSKI VS CHARISMA CARPENTER
Posted by Simguy. Thursday, 21-Sep-00 18:29:51
Before: Nice Friday Night Celebrity Fights contest—Krakowki favoured ow, but people forget: once Jane was one of Carpenter’s primary sparring partners ad took monstrous gym beatings from the then intimidating brunette. Carpenter bow getting fights because of enduring popularity with the public—Krakowski sees great risk/reward in fleeing the Carpenter faithful at the gate. Jane in snug pale blie cotton camisole and panties, Carpenter I black sports bra, red nylon jogging shorts.
During R1, 2, 3: Krakowski taking the first two, Carpenter the third in close, competitive rounds—Krakowski’s ring generalship the difference. Charisma coming forward, elbows in tight to her waist, launches bashing flurries simply by twisting her hips ad clipping her shots—Jane getting spanked, has to bail out of lengthy exchanges as Carpenter walks her down. Krakowski scoring her points off the counter. Luring CC forward, gloves at her face, bending at the waist and suckering the brunette time ana again with slick shots out of the crouch.
R4: Carpenter a lanky beauty who likes it inside—but Jane’s built for the close work and takes it to Charisma this round, Shoulder to shoulder, Jane digging in with the hook to the stomach and tits, comes off the body to stun Carpenter with a flush left hook on the teeth. Carpenter on stilts, staggers to the ropes and covers up meekly as the blonde squares up. Bruising shove and slug from Jane for the balance of the round, clubbing Carpenter about her sides, bodying up in between bursts to keep the pace methodical—Carpenter glassy eyed at the bell from the shutout.
R5: Jane shocked as a determined Charisma Carpenter step right to her this round and pounds out a pay back shutout. Explosive spanking lefts and rights crash against Jane’s shoulders and body, forcing her to bail out all around the ring. Carpenter still twisting short punches, working side to side and putting out an avalanche of leather—Krakowski slipping and blocking just can’t get off.
R6: Carpenter wading in, slugging it up to the waist and Krakowski doesn’t like it. Slapping double hook on the jaw puts Jane wobbly butt and she retreats on a line, bending at the waist making the exuberant brunette miss running lefts and rights as the girls go to the ropes. Jane under pressure, covered up tight and turning her torso into punches—Carpenter’s legs spasm, then give way! Charisma on her butt as Jane smirks, steps over he with an oh-so-casual knee in the mouth en route. Total 180 in the round as staggery Charisma Carpenter folds against the ropes the rest of the way, soaking it up to her body as Jane piles on to steal the points.
R7: Carpenter working back out , shaking off the punishment and she CLOCKS Jane a slugging left to the ribcage, left to the chin that has Krakowski busted up! Jane staggery, trying to dip and dodge her way out, but Charisma bulls and slugs the blonde to her backside with a brawling rush. Jane up quick, but she’s stunned, and Charisma climbs aboard. Hard, whip armed slugging from the brunette as she works her shoulder in against Krakowski’s mouth, ripping the punches to the gut—Jane grimacing, breaking down is battered around the ring to finish up hurt in a neutral corner.
R8: Carpenter taking it back inside, snapping her long arms into the blonde’s midriff—Krakowski clinching, sneaking in clouting lefts and rights to the jawline inside. Carpenter grounds out the round.
R9: Jane getting a second wind, puts her head on Charisma and walks her off stride, digging to the brunette’s gut as Carpenter turns. Workmanlike shutout for Krakowski as Carpenter can’t line her up, can’t get off with any leverage.
R10: Even trade mid ring—the lanky, snapping punches from Charisma—the sneaky—chopping counters from Jane as she bends side to side, using her shoulders and elbows inside to budge the brunette back. Final minute sees Jane start to dance—she’s got it wrapped up—there’s the little smirk—when Charisma unleashes a wide, clapping left to the ear that jerks Krakowski off stride. Jane hurt, looking to clinch, but Carpenter fights through the arms, bashing her fists hard off Jane’s ribs and chin—Jane collapses back to the ropes in deep trouble. Krakowski swooning, gloves up at her eyebrows and Carpenter just goes off, lefts and rights buffeting ears and jaw in vicious side to side swipes and the REF JUMPS IN! Seconds left in the bout and the ref calls a halt—TKO10 Charisma Carpenter.
After: Krakowski beaten into a stupor, doesn’t realize she’s lost until the celebration is well under way in the ring. Gritty performance from Carpenter who kept coming despite getting outclassed at times by the slick blonde. Fight actually tied going into the 10th—Krakowski fighting like she was way ahead, may have had a mental let down late.
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22 SEPTEMBER 2000 ASHLEY JUDD VS DANI FISHEL
Posted by Simguy. Friday, 22-Sep-00 13:24:29
Before: Judd literally trash talking her way into a nice payday, faces a Dani Fishel who can’t afford to lose. Fishel looked good in her last outing, but critics remain unconvinced given the level of opposition, Judd can slug as well as box—but pre-fight shenanigans suggest Ashley won’t be hard to find. “I’m giving Dani her final beating,” boasts a confident Judd. “But I’m not just going to kick her to the curb. We’ve got a towel girl position opening up in our gym—it’s hers if she wants it.” Dani in grey cotton stretch shorts, teal sports bra, Ashley in block cotton Jockey two piece.
During R1: Dani sends a message with a sober bell to bell bet down of Ashley in her own corner. Judd trying to get off the turnbuckles, but the shorter brunette launching into her chest with full thrust from powerful legs keeps the blonde pinned. Dani moving her head very well, coming up out of crouches with clubbing lefts and rights, twisting her hips into snacking shots to the flanks and jaw as Judd takes her medicine. Dani talking smack after the bell as the girls get into it—reference intervenes.
R2: Ashley quick off her stool, meets Dani center ring and the brawl is on. Judd pumping a straight left jab, coming in hard with her shoulder and hooking off the push—Dani bobbing and weaving, trying to clout Ashley across the jaw with that hook. Ashley busier, but Dani landing flashier, head swiveling blows.
R3: Ashley spearing Dani with the jab coming in, finally gets all of a nice left hook that leaves Fishel swooning over her feet. Judd has a good inning—Dani hurt, hittable—her head starts to bounce as Ashley bodies up, shoves her back and leans into power right hands and snapping left hooks. Dani wobbly butt for much of the round, refusing to go down, but absorbing tremendous punishment starts to bust up by the midway point--Ashley getting there with tragic ease. In the final minute—it’s Ashley at play, holding and hitting, twisting Dani into a side headlock and waiting innocently for the ref to break, and utilizing cracking elbows in tight as the girls fall in. Fishel woozy at the bell as Judd sneers.
R3: Ashley spearing Dani with the jab coming in, finally gets all of a nice left hook that leaves Fishel swooning over her feet. Judd has a good inning—Dani hurt, hittable—her head starts to bounce as Ashley bodies up, shoves her back and leans into power right hands and snapping left hooks. Dani wobbly butt for much of the round, refusing to go down, but absorbing tremendous punishment starts to bust up by the midway point--Ashley getting there with tragic ease. In the final minute—it’s Ashley at play, holding and hitting, twisting Dani into a side headlock and waiting innocently for the ref to break, and utilizing cracking elbows in tight as the girls fall in. Fishel woozy at the bell as Judd sneers.
R4: Shutout Dani Fishel. Back in Ashley’s corner—blonde shocked to be getting roughed up and pushed back as Dani gets underneath with good leverage, constantly heaving the taller girl back ten assaulting her about the hips and belly with non stop punching, Fishel grinning fiercely as she pitches it in—Judd grimacing, pushing Dani back by her shoulders, but unable to escape as the little fireplug wades on in. More hijinx after the bell as Dani bellows in triumph—Ashley shoving her back in pouty outrage—ref earns a little overtime.
R5: Dani back on top—head in Ashley’s chest left hook bruising up the belly and right side as the blonde leans in to take. Dani using up those curvy kegs of Ashley—Judd clinching, trying to slow things down, but Dani with her hands inside of Judd’s shoulders able to control the torso, keeping Judd on her heels.
R6: Ashley giving in a little, steps out and around behind the stick and forces Dani to think a little. Fishel more circumspect as she gets rejected early on by the jab—reduced to bobbing and weaving outside to avoid getting picked at, Judd sticking and moving effectively, stops the points hemorrhage with a control round.
R7: Dani taunting, sticking out her jaw and Ashley wants war. Result another Dani Fishel shutout as she smears the blonde along the ropes, constantly palming up and pushing the other girl to a seat then clubbing away with short lefts and rights out of the crouch. Judd frustrated, taking the punches well, but just can’t get the stocky beauty off her chest.
R6: Ashley giving in a little, steps out and around behind the stick and forces Dani to think a little. Fishel more circumspect as she gets rejected early on by the jab—reduced to bobbing and weaving outside to avoid getting picked at, Judd sticking and moving effectively, stops the points hemorrhage with a control round.
R7: Dani taunting, sticking out her jaw and Ashley wants war. Result another Dani Fishel shutout as she smears the blonde along the ropes, constantly palming up and pushing the other girl to a seat then clubbing away with short lefts and rights out of the crouch. Judd frustrated, taking the punches well, but just can’t get the stocky beauty off her chest.
R8: UPPERCUT! Judd nails Dani a beauty to open the round, catching Fishel perfectly as she comes forward and leaving her stunned for a moment. Fishel not as frenetic, easier to manage and Judd goes toe to toe, pumping in the jab/hook, then turning her foe mid ring. Good back and firth slugging with both girls taking turns, but Judd crisper, clearly has Dani’s bell rung this round.
R9: Dani cuts off the ring, negates Ashley’s good work early with crunching hooks to the ribcage that leave the blonde hunched over and hurting the rest of the way. Fishel getting her head in under Ashley’s chin, constantly bulling the blonde back and wearing out that tummy with non stop swabbing. Judd hollow eyed at the bell, can’t make eye contact as Dani rubs it in.
R10: Best round of an action fight as Dan launches across the ring, gets that sweet spot inside and starts to mug Judd up against the ropes. Palming up on Ashley’s arms, it’s one sided shove and slug from Fishel--Judd helpless to get away, chin in Dani’s hair, arms loose around Dani’s shoulders as her body is cudgeled numb. In the final minute, with Judd on her way out—Ashley digs down, draws her arms in and goes cheek to cheek, jerking short left uppercut to Dani’s chin as Fishel works the body. AND DANI IS HURT! Accumulation gets to Dani as her legs falter-- desperate Judd muscles Dani to the ropes and takes over. Vicious lefts and rights from the waist rip home--Dani’s head snapping left and right as SHE starts to go out. Bell sounds—Ashley pouring it on has Dani bent sideways to the ropes as the ref leaps in. Decision comes back a close but unanimous duke for Dani Fishel!
After: Both women battered senseless in a grueling high contact affair. A weary, puffy eyed Fishel wandering he ring in triumph, hands above her head—a puffy eyed Ashley Judd disconsolate, hands on her corner ropes, staring at her stool. Although Judd will dispute the loss, Dani’s pressure couldn’t be denied—her best showing in some time puts the blonde in second place.
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23 SEPTEMBER 2000 KARI WUHRER VS CHARISMA CARPENTER
Posted by Simguy. Saturday, 23-Sep-00 11:37:19
Before: WB house show pits a couple of studio stalwarts against one another—no love lost here. WB’s sent a fortune Carpenter, with little to show for it. Wuhrer one of the least promoted, and more vocal critics of the wasted effort on Charisma. Fight on paper seems to favour rangy Charisma, and she’s coming off a nice effort—but Wuhrer a real warrior not inclined to back down. Kari in black sports bra, red bikini bottoms; Charisma in sleek black beach volleyball bikini.
During R1: Carpenter on her toes, using her reach, dancing and showing the stick. Wuhrer stone faced. Right hand under her chin, left across her belly, pivoting and stalking. Carpenter controlling the action to the final moments when patient Kari drops a hard right hand over Charisma’s jab, puts the hook on top and Carpenter’s legs jolt as she nearly goes down. Nice finishing flurry from Wuhrer snags her the round and more importantly, drains the confidence out of Carpenter. Charisma’s corner working hard to sooth heir charge—CC panicking at having been rocked early.
R2: Shutout Wuhrer. Carpenter goes into a shell covering up top, giving Kari that long body to shoot at Wuhrer just walking her girl down all over the ring, reefing the hook to the ribs, trying to jam that right handing around the gloves upstairs.
R3: Carpenter back to using her underrated jab manages to keep Kari at arms length much of the round. Wuhrer dipping and hooking to the body late, but Charisma on the board.
R4: Toe to toe mid ring—both girls flat footed, well-balanced. Right hands at their cheeks, lefts across their tummies—nice give and take as the girls trade combinations, each blocking and moving her upper body well on defense. Carpenter a little more accurate, a little heavy handed takes the round.
R5: More stationary give and take. Charisma rings Kari up early with a slashing left hook to spin Wuhrer’s pretty head, but Kari takes it well. Kari
R5: More stationary give and take. Charisma rings Kari up early with a slashing left hook to spin Wuhrer’s pretty head, but Kari takes it well. Kari
increasingly forced to pick her spots as Charisma pumps out jabs, hooks and crosses at a high work rate. Carpenter starts to back Wuhrer up late as her whip armed hooks to the body and head begin to take their toll.
R6: Toe to toe action mid ring continues. Kari moving her head, bending at the waist and answering Charisma’s slashing combinations with hard counter hooks to the midriff or teeth. Shrugging on even terms until final moments—Wuhrer putting a hard left hook, right hand, left hook on Carpenter’s face to spill the lanky brunette to the ropes. Kari keeping her turning—Wuhrer a little too patient waiting for openings instead of creating them.
R8: Wuhrer out fast, fights off Carpenter’s chest and rips home a double left hook to the liver—DOWN GOES CHARISMA! CC grimacing on one knee, holding her side, and getting gingerly to her feet at 8. On comes Wuhrer, chasing Carpenter to the ropes with hacking rights and slinging left hands. Charisma wilting on the ropes, looks ready to give it up as Wuhrer’s fists bash into her yielding body or snap her head back. Final minute sees Carpenter make a decision who’s she’s going to be in this fight—slugging her way off the ropes and bringing the crowd to its feet with toe to toe warfare at the bell.
R9: Carpenter loping across the ring, then backing off, obliging KJari to walk in. Carpenter stepping back, slinging wide lefts as she bends to the right, then back the other way with the lanky right has Wuhrer catching hard upside the head. A series of hard lashin blows has Kari stunned an d she falters face first to the ropes. Carpenter stepping in double left hooks on the eyes, stuffing right hands short to the solar plexus—WUHRER GOES OUT! Ref jumps in to cradle the broken brunette as Charisma stumbles back, then leaps for joy. KO9 Charisma Carpenter.
After: Carpenter sucks it up, comes off the canvas to stop tough Kari Wuhrer in another gritty effort. Carpenter mastering her emotions took this fight over with her rangy power punching she once featured, leaving Kari out on the ropes. Wuhrer really disheartened by the loss, convinced that Carpenter had nothing left—looks like she was wrong.
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