Post by Tractorpull on Nov 30, 2020 8:43:06 GMT -6
Jenny O’Dell and Cassandra Lynn are in the HBO lounge waiting for the remainder of the crew to show up. Tess walks in carrying an extra large bag of sausage and biscuits and a large jug of coffee.
Tess; “I know we may have some quests so I brought extra.” Jenny O and Cassie grab a biscuit and pour themselves coffee. Tess takes two biscuits and a large coffee. Minutes later Jenny Mac walks in. She walks over to the sack of sandwiches and starts to get one
Tess; “Mac if I were you I wouldn’t eat a sausage it. It might upset your stomach. I brought something special for you to eat.”
Mac: “Well that was thoughtful of you. What is it?”
Tess: Its Oatmeal.” I thought you would need something for a person your age who is in the twilight of a mediocre career.”
Mac: “Oh you’re really funny” She picks up the oatmeal and head toward Tess
Jenny O: “Stop right there. Not one more step or you are going to deal with me”
Mac: “Walmart, how did you get that job with Tractorpull”
Tess: “I graduated college at twenty and applied for the job and I got it. I’ve been there six years now”
Mac: “I bet you had to sleep with the editor to get the job”
Tess: turning red with anger: I’ve had enough of your mouth. I going to…”
Jenny O interrupts: “Tess shut up. We are about to have guests. Let’s be one happy family”
The door opens and in walk Mac’s worst nightmares, Kate Beckinsale, Neve Campbell and Charlize Theron
Mac: “What are they doing here?
Jenny O: “I offered to let them use the Lounge to watch the card. You have great view of the ring and they won’t bothered by autograph hunters or people wanting pictures with them”
Mac: “Who would want their autographs. As for as pictures, Halloween is over Nobody wants their picture with these scary looking used to be’s”
Cassie: “Neve and Charlize are in the Hall Of Fame. Kate will be there shortly while after your fights, you are laying in the canvas so out of it that you are trying to pick lint out of you navel with boxing gloves on.”
Mac: “Shut it Scarbo”
Cassie: “Charlize has a fight on the PPV. Who knows what she is going to look like, most probably as beautiful as ever, but she may come in the back door an use the stairs to get up here”
Mac, “That will be a blessing to the audience. They won’t miss anything. She doesn’t have it like the All Time Playmate, me”
Charlize: ‘I remind you I was on the cover of Playboy”
Mac: Yeah, you tried to stop it. They just showed your face which isn’t that great and inside were some pictures of you 50 yards away with some kind of filmy covering. It didn’t show anything because you don’t have anything to show”
Charlize: “I was up here to offer you that fight you’ve been whining about, but I don’t like your attitude so you can kiss it goodbye”
Neve walks over to Mac: “Is there anything you would like to say to me?”
Mac: “When they elected you to the Hall Of Fame, it was an insult to all fighters. How much did you pay Walmart. I know she is for sale in several activities”
Tess starts to get up, but Jenny Mac in a loud voice: “Tess, I know you. Stay in your chair, we have guests”
Kate from across the room: “Do you have anything stupid to say to me”
Mac: “Talk about stupid, Walmart’s making a fortune off you promoting you to the Hall Of Fame. You’re a loser”
Kate: “Maybe I will just offer you the fight that will put me in the Hall Of Fame”
Mac: You wouldn’t dare”
Charlize opening a large hand bag: ‘Look what we got here . Three pair of boxing gloves, three pair of running shorts and three sports bras, After the card, we thought we might have some extra curlicular activity. You can choose your poison, One of us or all three of us. Your choice, I suggest that after all the fans leave, you and I use the ring to have some fun”
Mac: “I’ve had enough.” she darts over grabs the plastic container and dumps it on Tess’s head and she’s out the door
Cassie laughing hysterically:at the oatmeal running down Tess’s face ”Well she got you that time”
Tess starts wiping her head with paper towels O’Dell had quickly grabbed and starts laughing: ‘Thank goodness, none got on my dress”
Charlize: “I got shampoo in my bag. Here, go down and take a shower”
Jenny O to the three guests: “Never a dull moment around here”
Kate; “That’s what we heard’
Tess; “I know we may have some quests so I brought extra.” Jenny O and Cassie grab a biscuit and pour themselves coffee. Tess takes two biscuits and a large coffee. Minutes later Jenny Mac walks in. She walks over to the sack of sandwiches and starts to get one
Tess; “Mac if I were you I wouldn’t eat a sausage it. It might upset your stomach. I brought something special for you to eat.”
Mac: “Well that was thoughtful of you. What is it?”
Tess: Its Oatmeal.” I thought you would need something for a person your age who is in the twilight of a mediocre career.”
Mac: “Oh you’re really funny” She picks up the oatmeal and head toward Tess
Jenny O: “Stop right there. Not one more step or you are going to deal with me”
Mac: “Walmart, how did you get that job with Tractorpull”
Tess: “I graduated college at twenty and applied for the job and I got it. I’ve been there six years now”
Mac: “I bet you had to sleep with the editor to get the job”
Tess: turning red with anger: I’ve had enough of your mouth. I going to…”
Jenny O interrupts: “Tess shut up. We are about to have guests. Let’s be one happy family”
The door opens and in walk Mac’s worst nightmares, Kate Beckinsale, Neve Campbell and Charlize Theron
Mac: “What are they doing here?
Jenny O: “I offered to let them use the Lounge to watch the card. You have great view of the ring and they won’t bothered by autograph hunters or people wanting pictures with them”
Mac: “Who would want their autographs. As for as pictures, Halloween is over Nobody wants their picture with these scary looking used to be’s”
Cassie: “Neve and Charlize are in the Hall Of Fame. Kate will be there shortly while after your fights, you are laying in the canvas so out of it that you are trying to pick lint out of you navel with boxing gloves on.”
Mac: “Shut it Scarbo”
Cassie: “Charlize has a fight on the PPV. Who knows what she is going to look like, most probably as beautiful as ever, but she may come in the back door an use the stairs to get up here”
Mac, “That will be a blessing to the audience. They won’t miss anything. She doesn’t have it like the All Time Playmate, me”
Charlize: ‘I remind you I was on the cover of Playboy”
Mac: Yeah, you tried to stop it. They just showed your face which isn’t that great and inside were some pictures of you 50 yards away with some kind of filmy covering. It didn’t show anything because you don’t have anything to show”
Charlize: “I was up here to offer you that fight you’ve been whining about, but I don’t like your attitude so you can kiss it goodbye”
Neve walks over to Mac: “Is there anything you would like to say to me?”
Mac: “When they elected you to the Hall Of Fame, it was an insult to all fighters. How much did you pay Walmart. I know she is for sale in several activities”
Tess starts to get up, but Jenny Mac in a loud voice: “Tess, I know you. Stay in your chair, we have guests”
Kate from across the room: “Do you have anything stupid to say to me”
Mac: “Talk about stupid, Walmart’s making a fortune off you promoting you to the Hall Of Fame. You’re a loser”
Kate: “Maybe I will just offer you the fight that will put me in the Hall Of Fame”
Mac: You wouldn’t dare”
Charlize opening a large hand bag: ‘Look what we got here . Three pair of boxing gloves, three pair of running shorts and three sports bras, After the card, we thought we might have some extra curlicular activity. You can choose your poison, One of us or all three of us. Your choice, I suggest that after all the fans leave, you and I use the ring to have some fun”
Mac: “I’ve had enough.” she darts over grabs the plastic container and dumps it on Tess’s head and she’s out the door
Cassie laughing hysterically:at the oatmeal running down Tess’s face ”Well she got you that time”
Tess starts wiping her head with paper towels O’Dell had quickly grabbed and starts laughing: ‘Thank goodness, none got on my dress”
Charlize: “I got shampoo in my bag. Here, go down and take a shower”
Jenny O to the three guests: “Never a dull moment around here”
Kate; “That’s what we heard’