Roxanne Pallett vs Kristin Kreuk

Roxanne Pallett vs Kristin Kreuk
(Kear's Kats vs FCBA Independent)
(11-11, 11 KO vs 48-58-2, 33 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: British stunner Roxanne Pallett returns to FCBA to feast on whatever's left from Kristin Kreuk's legacy and apparently there isn't much left to begin with. Kreuk has lost the HISC management twelve months ago and served as the proverbial punchbag to Kristen Stewart and Megan Fox (twice) this year already. There's a lot to like for Pallett ahead of tonight's contest and she doesn't hide her excitement whatsoever: "Yay! I'm back! And my oh my, Krissy is soooo done! I admire her career but she's nothing special anymore. I'm gonna whup her ass until she begs me for mercy!" (giggles).

Meanwhile Kristin realizes her ship has sailed BUT she won't accept "random British bimbos" calling her out like that: "I need to find that pure anger again! The way Roxy opens her mouth and talks all the filthy stuff about me? That deserves some frickin' punishment! Enough is enough! I'm gonna rearrange her goofy face and that's the end of it!"

Roxanne Pallett wears a turquoise bikini set & silver gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a half-up ponytail. Kristin Kreuk wears a black bikini top, denim hotpants & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a braid. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Roxy pounces on the seemingly washed up Canadian and lands all the shots she wants to during the initial tangle. Kristin knew this was coming and still leaks punches like skittles as the Cumbrian babe lights up the scoreboard with confident striking. She snaps Krissy's head back and barks in her efforts to pump herself even more. Kreuk tries to match this intensity for like five seconds before tailing off and she survives the opening minute without further damage alas looking spooked more than anything else. Roxy taunts her verbally but keeps slicing the high-guard until she squares up to the fellow brunette in close range again and the back & forth slugging drops Kreuk butt-in-ropes with Pallett blasting her in the guts thereafter. Ugh! Krissy looks hurt and can only clinch her rival but that's a whitewash in the making and Roxy yells out in delight when she leaves the Canadian scowling in pain at the bell.

Round 2:
Krissy tries to come back and matches Roxy's efforts during the initial exchange before she loops a solid hook on the temple to wobble the British babe to the side. However Pallett leaps into immediate response and slugs it right back into Kreuk's face before a quick clash of heads slows the action down. Krissy finds her range better after the bout is resumed and pancakes Pallett's midsection; she still eats a couple of nasty hooks on the jaw but topples the fellow brunette over the top and swivels her head once we settle in the slugging drill come the two-minute mark. Roxanne gets vocal but bounces off the improved Canadian guard too often and eats a faceful of leather as Krissy's somewhat hectic push earns her a solid reward when Pallett slumps on visibly soft knees late in the going.

Round 3:
Roxanne roars back into contention as she wins the slugging prologue but Kristin refuses to back off even though she gets her lips squashed by the ruthless heads-up attack. Pallett is keen to rearrange the Canadian's face alright and plugs one quick strike after another while Kreuk begins to feel the heat too much and stumbles to the side with a whimper. Pallett leaps after her and delivers a gut shot to cripple the fellow brunette but she gets dragged by the arm and both women fall on the canvas with Roxy landing on top of her rival. Ugh! Ref pulls the Brit away but Krissy gets taunted even more as Roxy was seemingly ready to perform some ground and pound if neccessary! We resume the upright action and it's all Pallett who rips the Canadian into a standstill and splits her mitts with ease to inflict visible swelling around the lips come the final minute. Kreuk struggles to match the slugging pace and drops into a hectic earmuff cover while Roxanne piles more juice into her ribcage instead and wins the third round wide!

Round 4:
More head-hunting action from the aggressive Brit who glues her mitts into Kristin's face and some fans inside the arena begin to hear the fat lady singing only for Kreuk to blast a left hook on the nose that drops the fellow brunette off her comfort zone. Ugh! Roxanne was lucky there is no blood spillage but the big punch allows Krissy to channel the slugging wrath and both women settle into a vintage flyweight bash with heads rocking almost upon every impact! Roxy barks in her efforts and she feels like she's one punch away from blowing the Canadian out but then disaster strikes as one of Kreuk's hooks SPILLS BLOOD from her nose after all and she wobbles into spasms when a brutal follow up nails her on the wounded area again! Ugh! Roxy yells out in shock and Krissy NAILS her with another left/right combo before the high guard collapses alltogether and allows the former HISC stalwart to BLOW Roxy's nose into a bloody mess! Ugh! It's too much for Pallett right now as she turns to the side and literally covers her nose and nothing else but Krissy shows her no mercy and plugs her in the solar plexus TO DROP THE SOBBING Brit down on her knees!!! What a comeback here from the seemingly washed-up Canadian!!! Roxy descends into more spasms as she fends off the blood spillage only to wobble down on all fours and gravity takes over in the end! She gets counted out while staring down the blood stains on the canvas and it's a vicious KO4 Kristin Kreuk in come-from-behind fashion!!!

AFTER: Maybe Krissy should stick to British opposition for a while? She snaps the nine-fight losing streak and tastes success for the first time since February 2019 courtesy of Roxanne Pallett's busted nose! Not bad for a washed-up dinosaur from up North! Krissy is more upset over the lack of respect rather than relieved to finally win in FCBA again and grabs Roxy by the arm to send her for a Walk of Shame before she mercifully allows the medics to attend to the sobbing Cumbrian brunette.

She later tells Erin Andrews: "I'm not quite done yet! Just because Hawkeye showed me the door after all these years it doesn't mean I'm your resident journeywoman punchbag these days! I can still bust some cocky tramp into a bloody mess and just look at Roxy! She's a frickin' train wreck right now! Ain't that lovely?" (giggles).

Official Result: Kristin Kreuk def. Roxanne Pallett KO4.