Post by Lookout! Boxing on May 30, 2020 2:29:33 GMT -6
DAISY FUENTES VS JENNIFER GARNER
Results: Lookout Writing: Archer
Cougar Bout
Daisy: 53 YO, 5’9 (1.75 m) 16-20-1, 9 KO since 1999, Global Boxing Syndicate
Jen: 48 YO, 5’8 (1.73 m), 86-52-1, 57 KO since 2002, Foxfire Boxing
Before: “This Cougar Boxing is a lot of fun,” Daisy Fuentes said cheerfully, “I didn’t get all that much action back in the day, but for my first Cougar Bout I got to KO Cindy Crawford who fought to a draw in our only other fight. Now I get to take on someone I never fought before: ‘Kid Garner’—I call her ‘Kid’ because, after all, she is five years younger than me. I will teach her to respect her elders.”
Jennifer Garner smiles: “’Kid Garner’, I like that, Daisy, but, you know, you old gals just got to get out of the way for us ‘spring chickens’.”
“Chicken Garner’ that sounds even better,” Daisy gibes.
“Obviously your talent for humor has been long overlooked. Kind of like your boxing talents,” sniped Jen.
“You know, Jen, I am not too old to go there slap your face and pull your hair out,” Daisy fired back.
“I don’t ‘Cougar Catfighting’ is what people wanted to see,” Jen replies. “Let’s just get on to the Cougar Boxing.”
“Well, OK, but I was hoping to find out if you still wear thongs or had to switch to ‘granny panties’,” Daisy said.
“Sorry to disappoint you but I still love my thongs,” Jen assured her.
“But does anyone still love seeing you in them?” Daisy inquired.
“As a matter of fact I have had no complaints—so drop it while you can,” Jen said with an edge in her voice.
“Just wondering,” Daisy said innocently.
Come Fight Night the two fighters make their way to the ring and remove their robes. Jen in a dark red bikini with black gloves and boots (dark red laces). Daisy in a light purple bikini with white polka dots. White gloves and boots, purple laces. Jen and Daisy both have their hair in ponytails. The ring instructions go smoothly and with th glove tap, the fighters go to their corners. The bell rings.
R1: Daisy and Jen move out cautiously and circle around each other exchanging exploratory punches. Then Daisy makes a quick swiping right off the side of Jen’s chin and a follow up left to the jaw. Jen has her mitts up high defensive and stabs out with the jab. Then Daisy unleashes a powerful set of hooks to Jen’s abs. Jen starts tipping forward. Then Daisy gets in a strong right uppercut under the chin. Jen’s head bounces up and down and then Daisy plants a straight right that catches Jen between the eyes. Jen knocked back several steps, but shakes off the blow and gets some strong jabs into Daisy’s chest and face. Daisy back to the body with hooks to the belly and meaty THUMPS draw grunts from Jen. Jen still sing jab to keep Daisy back as round draws to a close. Daisy able to edge Jen out with the judges to gain a narrow win of the round.
R2: Jen looking much more aggressive as the new round gets started. Jen firing hard and fast at Daisy’s face and body. Face punches do some damage and get Daisy mitts up defensive. Jen then goes to work on Daisy’s body with a pounding attack on Daisy’s ribs. Daisy trying to push Jen back with the jab, but Jen stepping quickly to one side puts a powerful right into Daisy’s jaw. Daisy going wobbly. Jen swings back up front, hooks to the belly now and then gives her juggs some attention late. Daisy looking bottled up as the round draws to a close. Jen Garner wins the round by a wide margin.
R3: Dasiy and Jen are both out promptly for the new round and move in close on one another. Very quickly this becomes one of theos point blank battles of body busting attrition. Short rights and lefts are being jerked up into bodies to bruise and batter. The pounding goes on and one with elbows moving in and out like piston rods on a steam engine running at top speed. Daisy getting just a little more into her blows. She’s got Jen bending forward and letting out gurgling groans with each new punch. Even so, Jen is haging in and keeping her own mitts in motion. Round draws to a close as Daisy is pushing Jen back and it heps he win the round by a narrow margin.
R5: New round, but Daisy seems intent on picking up where the last round ended. Daisy comes forward, trying to force her punches in to the body and keeping them slamming home. Jen showing patience as she tries to use her jab to disrupt the attack. Then Jen strikes with a meaty hook to the solar plexus. Daisy hit square freezes as the pain rips through her and then belts rights and lets into Daisy’s chin. Daisy trying to back away just as a sweeping Garner right uppercut rips into Daisys chin. DAISY JERKED OFF HER FEET AND HURLED TO THE CANVAS!
Jen wastes no time getting to the neutral corner. Referee counts. Daisy opens an unfocused eye and sees her danger. Daisy trying to get up, but the strength seems to have been drained out of her body. She ends up sitting helplessy in he ring as she referee finishes:
“EIGHT!...NINE!...TEN!... YOU’RE OUT!
THE WINNER JENNIFER GARNER DEFEATS DAISY FUENTES KO5!
After:”Kid Garner KO’s Again!” Jen Garner says happily to the press . “I am really enjoying these fights. I got to look around more closely and see who else I never got to fight. ‘Kid Garner’ will ride again as long as people want to see me in action. Daisy’s good, but I was better tonight.”
“She was lucky, that’s all,” Daisy grumbles in the post fight. “I got nailed in the 5th and didn’t have time to recover. You wait and see, I’ll do better next time.”
Very enjoyable battle between two veterans. Probably shouldn’t be a surprised that muli-tim champion Jen won it, but Daisy showed some good stuff. Cougar fans can hope they won’t have to wait too long to see Jen and Daisy fighting addition opponents.
Results: Lookout Writing: Archer
Cougar Bout
Daisy: 53 YO, 5’9 (1.75 m) 16-20-1, 9 KO since 1999, Global Boxing Syndicate
Jen: 48 YO, 5’8 (1.73 m), 86-52-1, 57 KO since 2002, Foxfire Boxing
Before: “This Cougar Boxing is a lot of fun,” Daisy Fuentes said cheerfully, “I didn’t get all that much action back in the day, but for my first Cougar Bout I got to KO Cindy Crawford who fought to a draw in our only other fight. Now I get to take on someone I never fought before: ‘Kid Garner’—I call her ‘Kid’ because, after all, she is five years younger than me. I will teach her to respect her elders.”
Jennifer Garner smiles: “’Kid Garner’, I like that, Daisy, but, you know, you old gals just got to get out of the way for us ‘spring chickens’.”
“Chicken Garner’ that sounds even better,” Daisy gibes.
“Obviously your talent for humor has been long overlooked. Kind of like your boxing talents,” sniped Jen.
“You know, Jen, I am not too old to go there slap your face and pull your hair out,” Daisy fired back.
“I don’t ‘Cougar Catfighting’ is what people wanted to see,” Jen replies. “Let’s just get on to the Cougar Boxing.”
“Well, OK, but I was hoping to find out if you still wear thongs or had to switch to ‘granny panties’,” Daisy said.
“Sorry to disappoint you but I still love my thongs,” Jen assured her.
“But does anyone still love seeing you in them?” Daisy inquired.
“As a matter of fact I have had no complaints—so drop it while you can,” Jen said with an edge in her voice.
“Just wondering,” Daisy said innocently.
Come Fight Night the two fighters make their way to the ring and remove their robes. Jen in a dark red bikini with black gloves and boots (dark red laces). Daisy in a light purple bikini with white polka dots. White gloves and boots, purple laces. Jen and Daisy both have their hair in ponytails. The ring instructions go smoothly and with th glove tap, the fighters go to their corners. The bell rings.
R1: Daisy and Jen move out cautiously and circle around each other exchanging exploratory punches. Then Daisy makes a quick swiping right off the side of Jen’s chin and a follow up left to the jaw. Jen has her mitts up high defensive and stabs out with the jab. Then Daisy unleashes a powerful set of hooks to Jen’s abs. Jen starts tipping forward. Then Daisy gets in a strong right uppercut under the chin. Jen’s head bounces up and down and then Daisy plants a straight right that catches Jen between the eyes. Jen knocked back several steps, but shakes off the blow and gets some strong jabs into Daisy’s chest and face. Daisy back to the body with hooks to the belly and meaty THUMPS draw grunts from Jen. Jen still sing jab to keep Daisy back as round draws to a close. Daisy able to edge Jen out with the judges to gain a narrow win of the round.
R2: Jen looking much more aggressive as the new round gets started. Jen firing hard and fast at Daisy’s face and body. Face punches do some damage and get Daisy mitts up defensive. Jen then goes to work on Daisy’s body with a pounding attack on Daisy’s ribs. Daisy trying to push Jen back with the jab, but Jen stepping quickly to one side puts a powerful right into Daisy’s jaw. Daisy going wobbly. Jen swings back up front, hooks to the belly now and then gives her juggs some attention late. Daisy looking bottled up as the round draws to a close. Jen Garner wins the round by a wide margin.
R3: Dasiy and Jen are both out promptly for the new round and move in close on one another. Very quickly this becomes one of theos point blank battles of body busting attrition. Short rights and lefts are being jerked up into bodies to bruise and batter. The pounding goes on and one with elbows moving in and out like piston rods on a steam engine running at top speed. Daisy getting just a little more into her blows. She’s got Jen bending forward and letting out gurgling groans with each new punch. Even so, Jen is haging in and keeping her own mitts in motion. Round draws to a close as Daisy is pushing Jen back and it heps he win the round by a narrow margin.
R5: New round, but Daisy seems intent on picking up where the last round ended. Daisy comes forward, trying to force her punches in to the body and keeping them slamming home. Jen showing patience as she tries to use her jab to disrupt the attack. Then Jen strikes with a meaty hook to the solar plexus. Daisy hit square freezes as the pain rips through her and then belts rights and lets into Daisy’s chin. Daisy trying to back away just as a sweeping Garner right uppercut rips into Daisys chin. DAISY JERKED OFF HER FEET AND HURLED TO THE CANVAS!
Jen wastes no time getting to the neutral corner. Referee counts. Daisy opens an unfocused eye and sees her danger. Daisy trying to get up, but the strength seems to have been drained out of her body. She ends up sitting helplessy in he ring as she referee finishes:
“EIGHT!...NINE!...TEN!... YOU’RE OUT!
THE WINNER JENNIFER GARNER DEFEATS DAISY FUENTES KO5!
After:”Kid Garner KO’s Again!” Jen Garner says happily to the press . “I am really enjoying these fights. I got to look around more closely and see who else I never got to fight. ‘Kid Garner’ will ride again as long as people want to see me in action. Daisy’s good, but I was better tonight.”
“She was lucky, that’s all,” Daisy grumbles in the post fight. “I got nailed in the 5th and didn’t have time to recover. You wait and see, I’ll do better next time.”
Very enjoyable battle between two veterans. Probably shouldn’t be a surprised that muli-tim champion Jen won it, but Daisy showed some good stuff. Cougar fans can hope they won’t have to wait too long to see Jen and Daisy fighting addition opponents.
