Post by Lookout! Boxing on May 30, 2020 2:00:19 GMT -6
TROIAN BELLISARIO VS KYLIE JENNER
Results: Lookout Writing: Archer
Troian: 34 YO, 5’7 (1.70 m), 32-24-0, 28 KO since 2010, Pretty Little Punchers
Kylie: 22 YO, 5’6 (1.67 m), 6-6-0, 6 KO since 2016, Global Boxing Syndicate
Before: Kylie happy to wage a social media war against Troian as “another aging veteran like Alesha Dixon and Scarlett Johansson. I handled them both and ‘Tacky Troi’ will be net to fall/”
Troian and the PLP not lacking for social media followers quickly dub Kylie ‘Kendall’s Loser Sister’ and helpfully remind everyone that between he Scarlett and Alesha fights, Kyle got knocked out by Selena Gomez and has a .500 record compared to Troian’s winning 32-24 record.
So tempers are running short by the time the pre-fight presser rolls around. Kylie in purple shorts and black tee shirt with a purple lettered GBS across her prominent chest. Troian’s got an inch of height on her, but Kylie shows no intimidation. Troian is in a royal blue shorts and a pale blue tee with PLP across her more modest chest in royal blue.
“Going to cut you down to size, Bellisario,” Kylie promises, “I am on the march in 2020 and you are going to get trampled in the process.”
Troian rolls her eyes: “You are the noisy young punk I’ve encountered—and that is saying something. You watch your big mouth, Jenner or you will learn to regret talking trash to me!”
“That the best you can do, Bellisario? You better fight better than you talk trash” sneered Kylie.
“Unfortunately for you—I fight a whole lot better than you!” Troian snapped.
Kylie then tried to chest up on Troian: “That so?” She gave a sudden bump forward that caught Troian by surprise and Troian lurched back. Kylie smirked: “Oops! Troian almost fall down go boom!”
“You little twerp!” Troian said and gave Kylie the flat palm of her right hand across the cheek with a ringing SLAPPPPING.
Kylie staggered back with a shocked look, then her fingers twisted into claws and she lunged for Troian ripping at her tee shirt. The impact caught Troian off balance and she fell back. This ripped the whole front of Troian’s tee shirt open revealing a black lace bra beneath. Troian had time only to grab the front of Kylie’s tee before they both crashed onto the stage floor. Troian came up with a good chunk of the front of Kylie’s tee revealing a purple and white lace bra. Kylie and Troian looked at each other for a heartbeat then let out two shrieks as they went for each other again. Kylie was on top of Troian, hands under the back of Troian;s shorts until she came up a grip on Troian black thong. She gave a yank and Troian let out a howl of fury at the wedgie. Troian then bucked so violently that Kylie was knocked off her perch. Kylie tried to crawl away, but Troian lunged for her retreating foe. Troian managed to grab the purple shorts and yank them down to reveal purple and white striped bikini briefs. Troian looked about to go for those briefs when the beefy gentlemen of FCBA Security reached down and pulled her off Kylie. Other FCBA Security men pulled Kylie away. Kylie kept tripping as she tried to pull up her shorts while Troian tried to extract her thong from her nether regions. All the while fearsome threats and insults were screamed as the watching crowd cheered until they were out of sight.
Nothing like a raging catfight ahead of an FCBA bout to excite social media interest. Clips of the fracas went viral and anticipation was running high on Fight Night. The two combatants entered the ring. Kylie in a hot white bikini with black gloves and boots (white laces). Hair in French braid with white ribbon interwined. Troian in light purple strapless one piece with dark purple gloves and boots (light purple laces). Troian hair in a long pigtail.
“I wore this color to remind me of you,” Troian says sweetly to Kylie.
“Purple looks better on me,” Kylie retorted.
“Not half as good as black and blue will look when I get done with you,” Troian promised, still smiling insincerely.
“Ladies, that’s enough!” The stern voice of the referee interrupted and instantly Troian and Kylie fell silent. They then managed to get through the ring instructions and after a rather loud TAP of the gloves they departed to their corners. Then the bell rang…
R1: Troi and Kylie circle each other warily, exchanging quick probing punches and looking each other over. Then Kylie moves in with some quick thumping hooks to Troian’s midsection and then a lightning strike right uppercut hard into Troian’s chin. Troian’s head snaps back and there is notable tremor down her legs. Kylie presses forward firing at Troian’s head, though Troian has her gloves up high to block these. Kylie then finds many more targets as she works over Troi’s breasts, ribs and stomach area. Troian is sending out counters, but they are not doing much to slow the younger brunette down. Round ends in a wide win for Kylie Jenner.
R2: Troian not about to let Kylie get away with dominating her for a second round. Troian is out of her corner fast and stuns Kylie with an overhand right to the mouth. Kylie falling back with a split lower lip as Troian now slams a barrage of hooks into Kylie’s belly. Kylie looking confused and Troian happy to add to the bells ringing in Kylie’s head by bouncing meaty rights and lefts off the sides of Kylie’s head. Kylie trying to cover up as Troian returns to her body punching. Kylie backing away is finally able to get her jab deployed late in the round to answer Troian’s aggression, but it doesn’t do much to keep Troian from being awarded the round by a wide margin.
R3: Troian moving confidently striking at Kylie with alternating head and body shots. She’s got Kylie backing up, looking confused and seemingly befuddled by the veteran’s moves. Now Troian starts to move in and takes aim at Kylie’s saw with a big, blockbuster right. However, Kylie has now figured out Troian’s pattern and she can see that big right hand headed her way. Kylie neatly moves her head so that Troian’s right sails passed her ear and then BOOM! Kylie slams her own right hand into Troian’s jaw. Troian gets her head swiveled, takes a step forward AND DOWN GOES TROIAN! Troian suddenly on all fours with a bewildered look on her face. Kylie trotting to the neutral corner. Referee moves in. Troian pulls herself together and rises to beat the count at “EIGHT!” Referee allows fight to continue though Troi looks pale and shaken. She quickly goes face in gloves and gives Kylie nothing to hit for the remainder of the round. At the bell, Troian looks wobbly getting back to her corner and Kylie smiles happily she knows she’s won this round wide.
R4: Hard work down on Troian Bellisario by the PLP corner, but she comes off her stool slowly and very defensive. Kylie moving in quickly and starts pounding away at Troi to the body. Kylie working Troian’s flanks, making her side ribs ache, and the launching strong hooks into Troian’s hunched up body. Troian not putting up much in the way of counters. She just seems to be trying to survive this round and not let herself open for a finishing punch. Tactic does deprive Kylie of a KO punch landing square, but she is making Troian’s body hum with ache as the young brunette methodically uses the veteran like a heavy bag in a gym. Long round for Troian and painful for her fans to watch. Only ray of hope for Troi fans is that once the bell sounds to end the round, she looks firmer of step getting back to her corner. A thin consolation as round goes to Kylie Jenner as a shutout.
R5: Kylie looks more determined than ever to bring this fight to a conclusion. She seems Troian moving out of her corner at a deliberate pace and heads for her swinging. However, Troian now seems much better at blocking Kylie’s big shots and jabbing back at her with an answering jab to the juggs. Kylie thwarted from using her big punches, goes to the body at point blank range with rapid-fire hooks. Troian accepts this challenge and gives Kylie’s body a barrage of hooks. Two are soon toe to toe jerking up short right and left shots into each other. Stays even at first, but gradually Troian starting to push Kylie back. It’s a stubborn retreat, but Troian is winning the battle in the trenches. Round ends. Judges give it to Troian Belisario by a narrow margin.
R6: Kylie and Troian are both out of their corners with energy and head for each other at mid-ring. Kylie striking first with a lunging right that smacks hard into the side of Troian’s head. Troian knocked back, but as Kylie comes at her for a follow up, Troian whacks Kylie with an uppercut to the chin. Kylie thrown back on her heels. Troian comes forward and stuffs a right into Kylie’s gut. Kylie groans, but catches Troian with a right/left to the jaw. Troian momentarily stunned. Kylie recovers and goes at Troi, who meets her in an explosive exchange of head shots that sends each of them reeling away. However Kylie and Troian quickly come back at each other and now are working each other to the belly. Then they work their way up to the ribs and finally they giving each others juggs a work out. Given that Kylie seems to have more jugg to mug, Troian has the better target, but Kylie drives straight rights and lefts that crush Troi’s perkies in their cups. Two are gasping for air from all this as the bell rings. The two look very winded as they turn away and head for their corners. Round was intense, crowd-pleasing DRAW!
R7: Out they came for the 7th Round. Kylie was circling, letting Troian come out at her and then punching away at her to the head. Troian driven back in her initial charge, now regrouped and started in again. However this time Troian was working Kylie to the body, really putting the thump into Kylie’s midsection until she was starting to bend forward. Kylie tries to pull back, but as she does, Troian suddenly fires strong uppercut into Kylie’s face. Kylie’s head jerks up and CRUNCH! Troian brings home a killer right uppercut to the point of Kylie’s chin. Kylie goes stumbling backwards and Troian quick to follow with rights and lefts to the jaw. DOWN GOES KYLIE JENNER! Kylie left sprawled on her back, arms thrown up over her head and moaning softly. Troian hastens to the neutral corner to watch the referee count. Kylie trying to rise up on her elbows but she can only look around woozily and then swoons back to the canvas.
“EIGHT!...NINE!...TEN!...YER OUT!”
THE WINNER TROIAN BELLISARIO DEFEATS KYLIE JENNER KO7!
After: “I will admit she gave me a lot of problems,” Troian tells the court as she looks over this satisfaction as a still woozy Kylie Jenner has to be helped from the ring. “But they were nothing I couldn’t cope with and then find the opening. Kylie may have thought I was past my prime, but she’s the one who practically had be carried from the ring. Too bad, I was planning to bend her over my knee and spank that impressive butt of hers. Oh well, something to look forward to the next time we meet.”
“Troian was just lucky and I was sloppy,” says Kylie Jenner the next day. “She won it, but I am unconvinced she’s all that much better than me. Fight her again? We’ll see, but I have better things to do like rearrange my thong drawer…”
Troian Bellisario did have an experienced lead over Kylie Jenner and that may have helped her turn things around after that R3 knockdown and the R4 shutout. Kylie did show she has the power to take down a bigger, more experienced, but now she knows the hard way you need to have your opponent STAY down in order to win. Entertaining bout for the fans who will no doubt be looking forward to see both these ladies in future action.
Results: Lookout Writing: Archer
Troian: 34 YO, 5’7 (1.70 m), 32-24-0, 28 KO since 2010, Pretty Little Punchers
Kylie: 22 YO, 5’6 (1.67 m), 6-6-0, 6 KO since 2016, Global Boxing Syndicate
Before: Kylie happy to wage a social media war against Troian as “another aging veteran like Alesha Dixon and Scarlett Johansson. I handled them both and ‘Tacky Troi’ will be net to fall/”
Troian and the PLP not lacking for social media followers quickly dub Kylie ‘Kendall’s Loser Sister’ and helpfully remind everyone that between he Scarlett and Alesha fights, Kyle got knocked out by Selena Gomez and has a .500 record compared to Troian’s winning 32-24 record.
So tempers are running short by the time the pre-fight presser rolls around. Kylie in purple shorts and black tee shirt with a purple lettered GBS across her prominent chest. Troian’s got an inch of height on her, but Kylie shows no intimidation. Troian is in a royal blue shorts and a pale blue tee with PLP across her more modest chest in royal blue.
“Going to cut you down to size, Bellisario,” Kylie promises, “I am on the march in 2020 and you are going to get trampled in the process.”
Troian rolls her eyes: “You are the noisy young punk I’ve encountered—and that is saying something. You watch your big mouth, Jenner or you will learn to regret talking trash to me!”
“That the best you can do, Bellisario? You better fight better than you talk trash” sneered Kylie.
“Unfortunately for you—I fight a whole lot better than you!” Troian snapped.
Kylie then tried to chest up on Troian: “That so?” She gave a sudden bump forward that caught Troian by surprise and Troian lurched back. Kylie smirked: “Oops! Troian almost fall down go boom!”
“You little twerp!” Troian said and gave Kylie the flat palm of her right hand across the cheek with a ringing SLAPPPPING.
Kylie staggered back with a shocked look, then her fingers twisted into claws and she lunged for Troian ripping at her tee shirt. The impact caught Troian off balance and she fell back. This ripped the whole front of Troian’s tee shirt open revealing a black lace bra beneath. Troian had time only to grab the front of Kylie’s tee before they both crashed onto the stage floor. Troian came up with a good chunk of the front of Kylie’s tee revealing a purple and white lace bra. Kylie and Troian looked at each other for a heartbeat then let out two shrieks as they went for each other again. Kylie was on top of Troian, hands under the back of Troian;s shorts until she came up a grip on Troian black thong. She gave a yank and Troian let out a howl of fury at the wedgie. Troian then bucked so violently that Kylie was knocked off her perch. Kylie tried to crawl away, but Troian lunged for her retreating foe. Troian managed to grab the purple shorts and yank them down to reveal purple and white striped bikini briefs. Troian looked about to go for those briefs when the beefy gentlemen of FCBA Security reached down and pulled her off Kylie. Other FCBA Security men pulled Kylie away. Kylie kept tripping as she tried to pull up her shorts while Troian tried to extract her thong from her nether regions. All the while fearsome threats and insults were screamed as the watching crowd cheered until they were out of sight.
Nothing like a raging catfight ahead of an FCBA bout to excite social media interest. Clips of the fracas went viral and anticipation was running high on Fight Night. The two combatants entered the ring. Kylie in a hot white bikini with black gloves and boots (white laces). Hair in French braid with white ribbon interwined. Troian in light purple strapless one piece with dark purple gloves and boots (light purple laces). Troian hair in a long pigtail.
“I wore this color to remind me of you,” Troian says sweetly to Kylie.
“Purple looks better on me,” Kylie retorted.
“Not half as good as black and blue will look when I get done with you,” Troian promised, still smiling insincerely.
“Ladies, that’s enough!” The stern voice of the referee interrupted and instantly Troian and Kylie fell silent. They then managed to get through the ring instructions and after a rather loud TAP of the gloves they departed to their corners. Then the bell rang…
R1: Troi and Kylie circle each other warily, exchanging quick probing punches and looking each other over. Then Kylie moves in with some quick thumping hooks to Troian’s midsection and then a lightning strike right uppercut hard into Troian’s chin. Troian’s head snaps back and there is notable tremor down her legs. Kylie presses forward firing at Troian’s head, though Troian has her gloves up high to block these. Kylie then finds many more targets as she works over Troi’s breasts, ribs and stomach area. Troian is sending out counters, but they are not doing much to slow the younger brunette down. Round ends in a wide win for Kylie Jenner.
R2: Troian not about to let Kylie get away with dominating her for a second round. Troian is out of her corner fast and stuns Kylie with an overhand right to the mouth. Kylie falling back with a split lower lip as Troian now slams a barrage of hooks into Kylie’s belly. Kylie looking confused and Troian happy to add to the bells ringing in Kylie’s head by bouncing meaty rights and lefts off the sides of Kylie’s head. Kylie trying to cover up as Troian returns to her body punching. Kylie backing away is finally able to get her jab deployed late in the round to answer Troian’s aggression, but it doesn’t do much to keep Troian from being awarded the round by a wide margin.
R3: Troian moving confidently striking at Kylie with alternating head and body shots. She’s got Kylie backing up, looking confused and seemingly befuddled by the veteran’s moves. Now Troian starts to move in and takes aim at Kylie’s saw with a big, blockbuster right. However, Kylie has now figured out Troian’s pattern and she can see that big right hand headed her way. Kylie neatly moves her head so that Troian’s right sails passed her ear and then BOOM! Kylie slams her own right hand into Troian’s jaw. Troian gets her head swiveled, takes a step forward AND DOWN GOES TROIAN! Troian suddenly on all fours with a bewildered look on her face. Kylie trotting to the neutral corner. Referee moves in. Troian pulls herself together and rises to beat the count at “EIGHT!” Referee allows fight to continue though Troi looks pale and shaken. She quickly goes face in gloves and gives Kylie nothing to hit for the remainder of the round. At the bell, Troian looks wobbly getting back to her corner and Kylie smiles happily she knows she’s won this round wide.
R4: Hard work down on Troian Bellisario by the PLP corner, but she comes off her stool slowly and very defensive. Kylie moving in quickly and starts pounding away at Troi to the body. Kylie working Troian’s flanks, making her side ribs ache, and the launching strong hooks into Troian’s hunched up body. Troian not putting up much in the way of counters. She just seems to be trying to survive this round and not let herself open for a finishing punch. Tactic does deprive Kylie of a KO punch landing square, but she is making Troian’s body hum with ache as the young brunette methodically uses the veteran like a heavy bag in a gym. Long round for Troian and painful for her fans to watch. Only ray of hope for Troi fans is that once the bell sounds to end the round, she looks firmer of step getting back to her corner. A thin consolation as round goes to Kylie Jenner as a shutout.
R5: Kylie looks more determined than ever to bring this fight to a conclusion. She seems Troian moving out of her corner at a deliberate pace and heads for her swinging. However, Troian now seems much better at blocking Kylie’s big shots and jabbing back at her with an answering jab to the juggs. Kylie thwarted from using her big punches, goes to the body at point blank range with rapid-fire hooks. Troian accepts this challenge and gives Kylie’s body a barrage of hooks. Two are soon toe to toe jerking up short right and left shots into each other. Stays even at first, but gradually Troian starting to push Kylie back. It’s a stubborn retreat, but Troian is winning the battle in the trenches. Round ends. Judges give it to Troian Belisario by a narrow margin.
R6: Kylie and Troian are both out of their corners with energy and head for each other at mid-ring. Kylie striking first with a lunging right that smacks hard into the side of Troian’s head. Troian knocked back, but as Kylie comes at her for a follow up, Troian whacks Kylie with an uppercut to the chin. Kylie thrown back on her heels. Troian comes forward and stuffs a right into Kylie’s gut. Kylie groans, but catches Troian with a right/left to the jaw. Troian momentarily stunned. Kylie recovers and goes at Troi, who meets her in an explosive exchange of head shots that sends each of them reeling away. However Kylie and Troian quickly come back at each other and now are working each other to the belly. Then they work their way up to the ribs and finally they giving each others juggs a work out. Given that Kylie seems to have more jugg to mug, Troian has the better target, but Kylie drives straight rights and lefts that crush Troi’s perkies in their cups. Two are gasping for air from all this as the bell rings. The two look very winded as they turn away and head for their corners. Round was intense, crowd-pleasing DRAW!
R7: Out they came for the 7th Round. Kylie was circling, letting Troian come out at her and then punching away at her to the head. Troian driven back in her initial charge, now regrouped and started in again. However this time Troian was working Kylie to the body, really putting the thump into Kylie’s midsection until she was starting to bend forward. Kylie tries to pull back, but as she does, Troian suddenly fires strong uppercut into Kylie’s face. Kylie’s head jerks up and CRUNCH! Troian brings home a killer right uppercut to the point of Kylie’s chin. Kylie goes stumbling backwards and Troian quick to follow with rights and lefts to the jaw. DOWN GOES KYLIE JENNER! Kylie left sprawled on her back, arms thrown up over her head and moaning softly. Troian hastens to the neutral corner to watch the referee count. Kylie trying to rise up on her elbows but she can only look around woozily and then swoons back to the canvas.
“EIGHT!...NINE!...TEN!...YER OUT!”
THE WINNER TROIAN BELLISARIO DEFEATS KYLIE JENNER KO7!
After: “I will admit she gave me a lot of problems,” Troian tells the court as she looks over this satisfaction as a still woozy Kylie Jenner has to be helped from the ring. “But they were nothing I couldn’t cope with and then find the opening. Kylie may have thought I was past my prime, but she’s the one who practically had be carried from the ring. Too bad, I was planning to bend her over my knee and spank that impressive butt of hers. Oh well, something to look forward to the next time we meet.”
“Troian was just lucky and I was sloppy,” says Kylie Jenner the next day. “She won it, but I am unconvinced she’s all that much better than me. Fight her again? We’ll see, but I have better things to do like rearrange my thong drawer…”
Troian Bellisario did have an experienced lead over Kylie Jenner and that may have helped her turn things around after that R3 knockdown and the R4 shutout. Kylie did show she has the power to take down a bigger, more experienced, but now she knows the hard way you need to have your opponent STAY down in order to win. Entertaining bout for the fans who will no doubt be looking forward to see both these ladies in future action.
