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Post by FCBA Enquirer on Feb 28, 2019 16:11:20 GMT -6
The FCBA Enquirer: your trusted source for baseless rumor and unsubstantiated speculation since 1999!
Breaking news ... it appears changes may be brewing as regards the Asylum broadcasts as a rival drinking game has gone viral. Long time Asylum viewers are doubtless aware of the current game whereby viewers must down a shot each time Jenny McCarthy says "Shut it, Walmart and/or Scabbo"? It seems two trends have started whereby certain viewers drink up each time Miss McCarthy voices a variation of "I was robbed!" to excuse prior defeats; a separate game has arisen whereby viewers drink up every time Miss McCarthy ascribes a Front Street victory or a prior defeat of her own to a "lucky punch". As of the time we go to press, the "Shut up, Walmart" game remains the overwhelming favorite of Asylum viewers; however, the new games are rapidly rising in popularity. The American Medical Association, in conjunction with the FCBA Board of Directors, strongly advises against combing two or more of the games due to the risk of acute liver failure.
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Post by Ginny on Mar 1, 2019 7:14:55 GMT -6
Here we have another example of the "nanny state" trying to spoil the fun good ol' boys (and girls) are having with the harmless sport of drunken bar brawling in an arena filled with pool tables (balls and cues included), bottles, glassware, wooden furniture, juke boxes and other drunks. What could possibly go wrong....
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