Kelly Brook vs Samantha Hoopes (JMDD)

Kelly Brook vs Samantha Hoopes
(47-61-5, 36 KO vs 1-6, 1 KO)
JMDD Value: 30H (Natural) vs 34D (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Veteran Kelly Brook has enjoyed a career revival of sorts during the last couple of years and it's more than fitting she targets the Queendom PPV playground as the new promised land. She split a pair versus Joanna Krupa and Kate Upton back in 2016 but plans to mount a JMDD title challenge outright with Pennsylvania native Samantha Hoopes lined up as her first intended victim.

Hoopes has made three Queendom appearances in her short boxing career already but she's yet to win one so the pressure is very much on the Sports Illustrated model. She lacks vertical inches to find herself in the contenders' conversation but she vows to dismiss those punchbag comments that have surfaced on the Tigress Uppercut Magazine media wall in recent weeks.

Kelly Brook wears a black X-shaped monokini and red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Samantha Hoopes wears a red bandeau bikini and black gloves. Long dark blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.

Round 1:
Youth rules in the opener as Kelly fails to trigger the fear factor and gets THUMPED by the high-flying blonde. Samantha takes no prisoners when she tackles the brunette's jugs from the inside and works the east/west connection to threaten the early topless show as Brook's monokini buckles under sustained pressure. Ugh! The Rochester veteran is pinned onto the ropes and has to soak it up while Samantha works on speed dial to dump more heat on the bigger rack of the two. So much for Hoopes watching that Kate Upton tape, she IS going all Upton here and has the Brit scowling in pain when the jug meets the chin. Uncle Clinch comes to her rescue which draws irate jeers from the Vegas audience but Kelly simply can't shake the Penn native off here and eats another series to the ribcage when Hoopes channels additional wrath in the dying seconds of a shockingly one-sided opener.

Round 2:
More juice from the younger woman who beats Kelly for speed and outright precision along the way. The brunette tries to slug it out and beat the Penn model jug-to-jug but gets stuffed with a piercing hook on the solar plexus that wobbles her into a quick uppercut on the jaw. She loses her balance and as she tries to fall into a clinch, Samantha SMACKS her with a left cross on the rack that DROPS BROOK TO HER KNEES!!! Old demons roar right back for Kelly who fails to embrace a quick series and looks poised for a huge upset now! Samantha leaps in the air and begins to dance around the ring but it's not quite over yet! Brook gets up at seven and is FUMING into the ref's face!!! She finally has some working space available when the fight is resumed but Samantha jumps straight in for easy pickings. That's a bold strategy for anyone with 1-6 record and Brook punishes her with a steady east/west route to stack Hoopes on her heels. Ugh! The blonde tags some UK chin but gets swamped by an uppercut drive and wobbles into a belting hook on the jugs. Samantha winces in pain and has no answer when Kelly DRILLS her solar plexus with a monster right hand... DOWN GOES HOOPES!!! The pesky American hits the deck with her backside hard and rolls into embrional position only to be saved by the bell... Kelly yells out in frustration she can't build on her recovery but for once she exposed Samantha's woeful punching resistance. Samantha crawls back to her corner and all that momentum appears to be lost...

Round 3:
Samantha refuses to back off but has breathing issues when Kelly drills her solar plexus with another ultra-accurate series and stuffs the blonde on her heels again. There's literally nothing the Penn model can do about the Rochester buzz saw running at full speed so Kelly has a field day lifting the 34D rack up against the owner's chin until Hoopes bails out with a whimper. SHE SLIDES ONTO HER KNEES and remains in sobbing disarray long after the ref calls the fight off! KO3 Kelly Brook in come-from-behind fashion!!!

AFTER: The British cougar parades around the ring and goads the kneeling opponent but suddenly there's some commotion ring side as an athletic blonde makes her way through the VIP seats and climbs the ring. Kelly doesn't see her at first but is warned by the ref and for once appears to lose her voice as she stares down the impressive rack. That's Emily Ratajkowski-like attire for the new girl with a micro bandeau bikini top and jeans shorts. "That's right, hun! Now it's MY turn to speak! MOVE OVER!!!"

Kelly looks around the arena and wonders what's going on, it's not exactly Funniest Home Videos script but she actualy leans against the ropes and allows the blonde to proceed: "That's right sports fans, the Eagle has landed! Or more like Miss Charlotte McK is in the building!!!"

She pauses to let the Vegas crowd embrace the future...

"I could have crashed Kate & Brookie's party but that's not my goal! I'm here to drag this doll - points at the fallen Samantha - back to Philly and give her a proper lesson myself! HBO pay day and all that! Nobody needs washed-up brunettes from Great Britian - points at Kelly while sticking out her tongue - so I'm the NEW SHERIFF in town! Y'all like THAT!!??"

Of course the Vegas audience likes that judging by the rampant response!

Charlotte giggles for a while as she tries to milk more noise before calling her entourage on set. "These guys will now attend to poor Sammie and make sure she signs the papers! Kelly, honey, you've had your laughs but please go back to Kate Upton and leave this one for me! That's all for now but hey, these babies (points at you know what) are going JMDD again!!! You can call that OFFICIAL!!!"

As Charlotte drops the mic on the floor and heads for the exit door the social media around the FCBA boards are probably about to explode. 7-3 in JMDD competition is a record that won't be written in stone anymore as McKinney enters full-time jug muggin' world again! Talk about Front Street pulling THE rabbit out of the hat with that one!

Over to Kelly: "What the HELL just happened here??"

Official result: Kelly Brook def. Samantha Hoopes KO3.