Post by Tractorpull on Apr 30, 2024 8:24:43 GMT -6
Miriam Leone vs Charlize Theron
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Tale of the Tape
Miriam Leone
Age 39
Height 5’9”
BBU 6-11-0
FCBA O-4-0
Italian Welterweight Champion 4/13/12 to Present
Charlize Theron
Age 48
Height 5’9 1/2”
346-130-12
2 Universal Featherweight Titles 1999
1 MTV 116 LBS Title 1999
1 Playboy Title 1999
1 Nike 122 Lbs Title 1999
1 Studio Lightweight Title 1999 1999 titles not recognized as official
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/28/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall of Fame
Recognized as the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)
BEFORE
Miriam is at the podium. Charlize is as usual in her trailer watching
Miriam on closed circuit TV. Miriam “This is a revenge rematch, Charlize and I fought back in 2017. In the fifth round, I caught her with a hard right cross and down she went. I knew I had pulled a huge upset by winning by a knockout. I got to my corner hearing the count reach four. I turned around and got the shock
Of my life. There she was, standing using her gloves to waive me in. I couldn’t believe it. All the fight left me and she knocked me out in the seventh. After that I wanted a rematch. She always had an excuse “I have a fight with the champion, I’m in rehearsals. I’m in a movie that will be shooting then”. It was always something. Finally after seven years I go my rematch. I was lucky it was scheduled before Tractorpull injected Upton on the scene. What were they thinking? Can you imagine a bimbo who got famous for busty cover on a sports magazine telling the Greatest who she can fight or not fight. Her great achievement was hooking a husband who makes forty-three million dollars a year, Oh well that’s Charlize’s future problem. Tonight I’m her problem and it is not going to end well for her” In the Theron trailer. Charlize is laughing hysterically '”I imagine if I allowed an announcer at one of my fights. I can hear it now, In Charlize Theron’s corner is the busty bimbo, Kate Upton” Kate “Well have fun now because you know that’s not going to happen”
THE FIGHT
Charlize and company walk down between the bleachers set the white sand of the Redneck Riviera. The ring is set in a short distance from where the blue waters of the Gulf lap against the white sand. The two meet in the center of the ring for instructions that Charlize has heard 486 times Miriam is wearing a gold bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair in in a bun at the back of her head, Charlize is in her usual red bikini with red gloves and boots. Her blonde hair is in a pony tail. They touch gloves. Charlize comments to Miriam “I wouldn’t wait around to meet Upton if I were you”
Rd1 At the bell both move to the center of the ring. As usual Charlize pushes out a right jab, but it slides by Miriam’s head and in exchange, Miriam lands a left jab to Charlize’s face, then another and another. She has Charlize against the ropes. A left cross, then a right cross swivel Charlizes head. Charlize lunges off the ropes with a right uppercut to Miriam’s jaw and gets off the ropes and quickly moves to the center of the ring. They close and start punching back and forth. Nobody is getting hurt, but it’s clear that Miriam is getting the best of it and Charlize bails. Charlize is using those legs to move one way then the other Miriam is trying to follow, but finally stops in the middle of the ring watching Theron. She’s ready when Charlize finally moves in and lands a overhand right to the blondes forehead and follows with a right cross. Charlize misses with a left and Miriam buckles the blondes leg with another right uppercut. Charlize falls back to the ropes with guard up discouraging Miriam from following up. Once again they meet in the center of the ring, but the round ends. In her corner, Upton says “I assume you were feeling her out or I hope you were. Not your best, but you didn’t get hurt. I expect you to do better in round 2”
Round 2. Charlize is quickly out of her corner meeting Miriam close to her corner, but the move goes for naught as Miriam’s overhand right again lands on Charlize’s forehead stopping her in her tracks. Miriam takes advantage with a left cross, right cross, left cross as she drives Charlize across the ring. Miriam lands another left cross, but it was one cross too many as Charlize starts responding. A Leone right sails over Theron’s head and Charlize finally goes to Leone’s body. Left-right-left-right to the midsection are driving Leone back. A right hook to Theron’s head stops her attack, but only for seconds. Chalize drops her attack to go to the solar plexus. If Chalize wants to go to the body, Miriam will follow, but a little higher. A pair of overhand punches sink into Theron’s bra. Miriam sees the hurt in Theron’s eyes and her hands cover her chest. Leone drops her attack to Theron’s solar plexus. Theron takes it and sends Leone reeling to the ropes with a hard uppercut to the chin. Charlize sees her chance to end the fight, but the bell stops her. Upton tells Charlize that that was a good job. She was on verge of winning. Too bad about the bell.
Round 3. Once again at the bell, Theron is quickly out of her corner and on the attack and once again a Leone right blast lands on the head and she stumbles past. Miriam follows with Theron hitting the ropes. As she closes. a Theron managed a left cross and Leone stumbles back to the center of the ring. Theon follows and they go toe to toe exchanging crosses and hooks. The crowd is on it’s feet cheering their favorite on. Slowly, Leone is driving Theron back across the ring until she has the blonde on the ropes. The exchange continues with Leone getting the better. Charlize needs to get off the ropes and uses those famous legs to move parallel to the ropes. She manages to get towards the center of the ring, but Leone is on her. She’s out punching Theron As Charlize continues to exchange punches as she is getting the worst of it. Finally Theron breaks it off and wanders toward her corner. Upton is alarmed. She yells at Charlize “You’re going the wrong way. Come on turn this thing around” The round ends. Upton tells Charlize “that was terrible. She winning on the cards. If you don’t shape up you’re going to lose”
Round 4. Charlize is determined to win the fight and win it now. Miriam is slow out of her corner but she is ready to exchange punches. Charlize misses with an overhand right, but a following left cross lands on the side of Miriams head. She tries to shake it off, but her body is open and Charlize takes advantage, with a pair of hooks to the midsection, a right to the solar plexus and a pair of hooks Leone’s bra. Leone tries a right hook only to get a right between the eyes. Leone is hurt and starts to sag in the ropes. Charlize steps back to look at Leone. Big mistake as Leone manages an uppercut to the blondes chin that sends her back couple steps, but she’s right black pounding away at the Italian. Miriam is about out of it when the bell saves her. In Theron’s corner Upton says “What are you doing. You should have finished her. Where was the big right hand? She’s ready to go, Don’t waste time, Finish her immediately when the round starts”
Round 5. Charlize hasn’t learned her lesson. At the bell, Charles charges across the ring to catch Leone in her corner and she charges right into a right uppercut. Leone steps aside as Charlize goes face first into the ropes. Leone starts punching away at Theron’s back. Finally, she puts a hand on Theron’s left shoulder and turns her around to face her. A left-right to the stomach followed by an uppercut to the chin have the blonde starting to sag in the ropes. Leone continues left-right-left-right to Theron’s head. Theron’s hands start to drop to her waist. Some in the crowd are yelling for the fight to be stopped. The referee steps towards Charlize and she gets her gloves back up and cries out “No-no-no: The referee steps back and waives Leone back in. A right send the blonde’s mouthpiece spinning out of her mouth. The referee starts towards Theron as the bell rings. Theron is just steps from her corner. She plops herself on the stool. Neve already has two ammonia capsules broken and waives them under Theron’s nose. Tess has a cold towel over the fighters head and is massaging Charlize’s shoulders. Cassie is taking care of the legs. Upton tells her fighter “This is it. Either you win or. lose in the next round. You can’t take much more but neither can she. It’s time for that right, You should have used it a couple rounds ago. Either you use it now or we carry you back to the dressing room. Your choice”
Round 6. At the bell, this time it’s Miriam quickly out of her corner as Theron moves parallel to the ropes. Leone lands a right to Charlize’s head, then a left. She’s going for the KO. She fails to notice that Theron’s right hand has dropped to her hip Theron’s body rotates as the right comes up landing flush on Miriam’s chin. Leone sprawls on her back. She’s not getting up’ It’s over. Charlize stumbles to her corner and into the arms of Upton “Why do you make fairly easy fight so hard? Well you won, that’s all that counts.
AFTER
Miriam and Charlize are side by side at the press table. Miriam: it was just like the first time we fought. I thought I had to fight won. There was no way Charlize could take any more then that right hand came up. Trust me you don’t want to get hit with it.
Charlize: “that was a tough fight. I came close to losing more than once. I have to admit that I don’t want to fight Miriam again. Now Miriam, I have a good friend back in my dressing room who would like to talk about the term “Bimbo”
Miriam: “I appreciate the offer but I would rather not. One blonde giving me a hard time was one blonde too many