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Post by oddmanout on Jun 21, 2017 21:49:33 GMT -6
Tonight, Adriana Lima returns to the Southern Ice Hotel she created, preparing to defend her third title for the first time! Also featuring the FCBA debut of Demi Rose, and the first tiebreaker between welter phenoms Tahnee Atkinson and Hannah Ferguson!
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Post by oddmanout on Jun 21, 2017 21:57:39 GMT -6
Demi Lovato versus Demi Rose
Before: The self-proclaimed “World’s Sexiest DJ” has little respect for her opponent: "I'm a natural, the perfect punching machine. I know Jessica Simpson used to say that, but that was all talk in her case: I'm the real deal. I hit so hard for my size, girls can't believe it - and nobody’s going to be able to handle my power. I'll destroy her, then show her what a world-class booty feels like!"
Lovato knows she’s vulnerable coming off a bad-looking loss to smaller Megan Fox on Saturday. “Yes, it’ll look terrible if I get beaten by a rookie. That’s why it’s not going to happen!”
Lovato stripped down to black leather bikini top, jean shorts and black fishnet thigh-highs, black gloves, chin length hair loose. Black fur bikini for Rose, black gloves, raven hair in a long battle braid that reaches down to her butt.
R1: Rose crouching and weaving her way in, crossing her arms and ripping away to ribs in close. Lovato driven back butt-in-ropes and this thing gets brutal in a hurry. Grueling give and take as Rose stands right in Lovato’s kitchen and hammers away at her flanks, snatches mittfuls of tummy out of the crouch. Lovato rattled, but unbowed--she’s trying to hook her left shoulder under Rose’s armpit, pick her up with little right uppercuts, pack home tight left hooks to ear and in behind the elbow. Grinding first round for Rose, hair in her face, big smile as she bounces away with points.
R2: Rose storming the front gate again, Lovato giving ground behind the jab, turning at the ropes, keeping her back clear of the strands. Early Rose pressure fizzles when Lovato walks her girl into a jarring right uppercut, Brit brought to a halt, covered up, Lovato takes the initiative. Jab-jab-jab to Rose’s face, stepping to the right and ANOTHER jagged little right uppercut pop between the mitts, Lovato poking and stepping, fitting her Brit for hard rights, walking away. Rose bloody nosed, ragged at the bell as Lovato gets off spanking.
R3: Rose working out of the bob, pressing the pace. Lovato twisting into swinging rights and lefts, but Rose consistently able to time them with her torso weave, get underneath and sink a beefy blast to paunch or ribs. Lovato backing up once again, getting lit up in her breadbasket, and after the midway point, she’s pretty much fighting off the ropes. Lovato covering up earmuff now, bending down to take away her tummy, Rose adjusting, looping the hook to carom off the hip, or sink in behind that right elbow, rolling her shoulders, picking up American’s chest with clubbing combo’s underneath, trying to arch into clipping uppercuts as singer stoops forward.
R4: Lovato baring her teeth and taking midring strong, guard at her cheeks, elbows in, tightening up the strokes, sprucing Rose up with uppercuts—skidding lefts and rights off Brit’s face as she bobs down. Lovato a much different fighter coming forward, now blasting amidships with loud spank, working Rose’s ribs after straightening her out with uppies. Rose’s turn to slide along the ropes, crossing her arms and trying to stay low, Lovato loading up and WELTING those bronzed flanks—big beefy 2 and 3 left hands in succession, then pushing Brit to her right to wallop multiple rights to the flank. Crowd roaring at the shellacking display, Lovato very muscular as she sets and rips thumping punches. Bell sounds Rose is humming from punishment and LOVATO CLOUTS HER LATE! Cheap right hand swivels Rose’s head, sitting her dazed in the ropes—ref has to tackle malicious ‘Merican away before things get ugly.
R5: Rose seething at late hit, up off her stool well before the bell, damn-the-torpedoes charge into the teeth of Lovato’s fire. FIERCE punching at midring, compact bodies bending into tight overhand rights, then uncoiling vicious lefts—whistling punches smash back and forth and LOVATO SCOOTS TO HER BUTT! Lovato frozen by a Rose right, caught clean by the come-back hook and American’s dusting herself off for 8. Rose barging in to finish, but Lovato’s dug in—BLISTERING two-way action at the ropes. Rose pushing and swinging at the midsection, clouting about the head—Lovato rocketing off the ropes with looping right hands on the jaw, turning into tight hooks to the chin and rib. Savage trade spills on past the bell—both beauties want to land the last shot as the ref jumps in.
R6: Lovato gets the jump, jams Rose into her turnbuckles, her turn to hunker down, fight for her life. Hammer and TONGS as these girls go at it—gloves bouncing off taut sides and hips, thumping off firm midriffs, then seeking chin with opportunistic hooks or uppercuts in close. Too many punches to follow as the girls ladle it out, Rose twisting into a series of hooks to the rightside ribcage—Lovato hooking back to the jaw, swiveling Rose’s head in a shower of sweat, giving HERSELF a pony-lash with that long braid. This is spiteful, bitter leather. More punching after the bell—ref earning his money tonight as seething fighters are pulled apart, both jazzed on adrenaline and hate.
R7: Both girls badly worn down, achy and hurt during the breaks, but focused on total victory. Slamming together midring behind simultaneous right hands, girls continue the murderous trade of the previous 6 heats. Lovato clinching and clutching, stepping out to walk Rose into trouble, shooting a nice, loose limbed right hand to the body has Brit groaning, doubling up slightly, and unable to punch. Down the stretch, Lovato fitting in a right hand behind Rose’s elbow, rookie unraveling slightly and Lovato steps into a tight left hook behind the ear and ROSE GOES DOWN! Rookie bluffed and suckered, hops sideways and falls to all fours as Lovato glares triumphantly. Rose beats the count, but she is dazed, on comes Lovato with 45 seconds to work. Horrific beating up against the ropes as Lovato puts punches together, ripping into belly, shouldering up then pumping right uppercuts close. Rose all busted up, sagging on the ropes at the bell.
R8: Brawlers wade in crazy, quickly embrace as punches wrap around: this thing falls to canvas all thrashing legs and squealing vixens. Useless slapping as the girls roll one atop the other - eventually resolving into more useful play when fighters establish on their knees. Left arms ride around opposition shoulders; right hands plug and plow underneath - tummies, trunks, jug all roundly thumped until ref can pull 'em up, shake 'em out. Right back at it - girls shrieking, pinwheeling at each other, embracing, falling to the deck, writhing to get on top and jam away. At one point, Lovato finds herself bent over the bottom rope - torso out of the ring as Rose rises up on her knees to plow repeat right hands feverishly to raised denim-clad buttocks. At another, Lovato actually mounts Rose, sitting in the girl's stomach and wailing away lefts and rights as a panicked Brit covers up, bucks her hips and screams for the ref. Simply wild in there as the girls shriek and cuss, pulling or tackling each other down to canvas, then squirming to be the girl on top. Lovato on all fours; Rose up on her knees, with her left looped round American's ribs as she slams away mindless rights to left hip, thigh, buttock and flank. Rose seated with legs outstretched; Lovato on her knees in behind, left arm roped around Brit's face while right hand hammers over Rose's right shoulder to slam against heaving fur-covered-jug. Ref standing little hellions up: they ram together and tumble down again - legs stamping, backsides jiggling.
R9: Stumbling action from exhausted beauties. Rose will grab a handful of Lovato’s breasts and walk into her, driving her to ropes. Lovato will wrap up Rose's head and twist her into ropes, then plow a sleepy right hand into trembling British guts. Rose's hands reach under Lovato's armpits, shoving her ragdoll into ropes Rose badly jostled, open for drifting rights to mouth and jug. Lovato's actually able to target chin with shorter, straight blows, catching Rose hard and shunting her head off to either side. Rose's legs ragged, loose - she's stamping around, eyelashes fluttering, lips parted - swinging wide, slow blows as Lovato senses collapse. Lovato takes Rose down with a left to the waist, uppercut followup, slamming her to her back hard: Rose's head hits canvas, arms fly out to either side. Lovato bent over gloves-on-knees in neutral corner, chest heaving like a bellows, steaming in the cold air, eyes locked on little Brit as she pulls herself up the ropes. Gasping, breathy whimpers replace the eager shrieks of the early rounds - both girls sloppy, stumbling about, but still mindlessly trying to get at the other. Both girls work out of the wrap - riding the left round her foe's shoulders, slumping her forward for pumping rights jug and tummy. Suffering in the wrap, both girls just sob out, eyelashes fluttering as resistance is beaten down all around. FOUL! Lovato crams her right hand to Rose's crotch in close, crowding in with her body on follow through: Brit cries out, shudders, drowsily clinches. Lovato pushing Rose's arms away, stays on that body: more right hands plow to tummy as American snakes her left arm 'round Rose's back. Rose trying to close up her clinch with her left arm - but Lovato keeps pushing it away with her right, then plowing back in with rights tummy and jug. Rose can't stop it - she's seated in ropes, head lolling, body loose and being held up by Lovato's cruel wrap: she;s just plugging right hands tummy and jug, tummy and jug and THE REF STEPS IN! Rose swooning, drowsy - she mumbles a protest into the man's chest as she's cradled to safety while Demi Lovato stumbles away with the TKONasty in this battle of the Demis!
After: Lovato grabs Rose by the braid and by her bottoms, frog-walks her outside, where a crowd whipped into a frenzy by the trashy bout they just saw on the Jumbotron is waiting. Pitching the beaten Brit to the ground, she peels down her shorts to reveal a black leather thong! Straddling Rose, with her feet below either armpit, she starts to twerk her way down for the facesit…
AND GETS CLOCKED FROM BEHIND BY A ….snowboard? A ski-suited Megan Fox
scoots out of the crowd as Lovato falls forward, sprawling across Rose. Megan grabs the fallen Lovato by the arm, pulling her over to her back. “No Emily to save you this time!” she cackles as she prepares to mount Lovato for the facesit she was denied on Saturday AND SHE GETS TACKLED OFF BY ROSE! Megan’s head bounces off the ground with an audible THUNK, leaving all three beauties woozily grabbing, shoving, and slithering over each other in a punch-drunk pile until security pulls them apart.
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Post by oddmanout on Jun 21, 2017 22:07:13 GMT -6
Tahnee Atkinson versus Hannah Ferguson
Before: So whose fault is it? Who’s the one responsible for handing the JMDD and Welterweight titles back to Kate Upton? At least publicly, neither camp is pointing fingers: Tahnee: “If we didn’t go after Kate the question would be why were we ducking her? Best to get it out there and let everyone know we aren’t afraid of her!” Hannah: “We’re all the same age, same size and power punchers. We’ll be stripping belts off of each other for years to come. Might as well get it started.” Tahnee in a black and white fur bikini, hair back in a battle bun. Hannah in a black leather monokini, hair long and loose down her back. Black gloves all around. R1: Hannah very aggressive early, coming at Tahnee’s body with wide right hands, Aussie working behind a stubby jab, picking at the face as the blonde comes forward--spirited give and take through 2/3s of the heat. Down the stretch, Atkinson lets her back touch the ropes and Ferguson takes over--bruising lefts and rights thump in behind brunette’s elbows as Hannah’s punishing the stooped over brunette to the bell. R2: Hannah fighting without respect, just walking Tahnee down to bang at her and it's not working. Atkinson stepping smartly behind a brisk, stinging stick - she's showing off an improved jab like it's a new Porsche. Ferguson held at the end of Tahnee's punches, picking off jabs with her right hand, weaving her head side to side, but flustered. Midway through, Atkinson doubles up the jab, shifts her hips, and leans into a driving right cross that catches satisfying wallop off Ferguson' jaw. Hannah sent stamping to her right well smote. Hannah circling, eyes flat with hate, but she's backing off and being walked down as Tahnee's the boss on the outside bell to bell. R3: Hannah getting bolder, potshotting Tahnee's body with swinging right hands under the jab, brunette stiffening, enabling her to step inside and work with more authority, now initiating trade and getting the better of two-way slugging. Atkinson keeping her elbows in, but Ferguson's outworking her, finding ways to put leather on belly and scoring with uppercuts to the chin. Middle minute, both girls leaning into rights, coming back with hooks - dangerous biting trade and TAHNEE GOES DOWN! Concussive hook upside the head drops Atkinson to her backside - she's up, but swaying badly for a shaky 8. On comes Hannah and SHE WANTS RACK! Ferguson pinning Atkinson’s ears back and bringing the crowd to it's feet - helping herself to heaping handfuls of jug as brunette slouches hurt in the ropes. Tahnee paralyzed with pain, reaching forward to clinch: Hannah nice n' compact, twisting side to side to get tidy lefts and rights just a-clubbing jugs and jaw, stepping back in good order to pile up the points. Atkinson clocked, tagged, and walloped as she stumbles forward - Ferguson sidesteps to let big brunette flounder face-first into the ropes at the bell. Tahnee's legs gone - she's holding herself up by the top rope - Hannah pounds away to the buttocks with chugging mayhem - grinning wildly until ref pulls her away. Atkinson badly rattled, woozy and embarrassed as she wanders back to her corner. R4: Hannah up on her toes, showing her versatility. Blonde beauty bopping to her left, dressing Tahnee up with jabs, brunette turning, hands at her chest, staring, getting her face spanked back almost at will by a smirking Ferguson. Hannah fresh with the punch, spotting it around Tahnee's torso and tummy, feinting the right hand to get her prey flinching, then stepping in strong with the jab. Breezy Ferguson round until late: blonde's jab just misses over Atkinson’s left shoulder, brunette winds up and plugs a right to ribs underneath, drawing a wince and cringe from Hannah. Tahnee reloading, clubbing the overhand right against Ferguson's jaw, getting it in again as blonde stumble-steps in a little semi-circle to her right, and HANNAH GOES DOWN! Shock in Ferguson's eyes - the numbing POWER of Atkinson's beefy rights! Smoldering satisfaction from Tahnee as she looks down, struts saucy to the neutral corner. R5&6: Glorious exchanges, non-stop work as curvy battlers grind away hip to hip, shoulder to shoulder..Fifth in particular features excrutiating two way body punching - girls just wrapping the lefts behind the head, taking turns leaning in and swinging underneath. Blind, mindless brutality, tangled battlers stumbles into the ropes, girls tugging one another off balance, reversing positions. Right hands thump home, leather on belly, fitting in above the left hip, curling up snug to jug. Savage stuff - hardest punches of the fight, sustained for much of that round. 6th is less intense - fighters are visibly weary now, shabby from constant body work - they're holding more, pushing each other off balance, tucking in shots for snug hold-and-hit. Still robust work whenever one girl gets her hips back - fighters showing plenty of energy in spurts, beating each other senseless in spots. Bells ignored - girls holding each other tight, cheeks sealed wet against each other as right hands wreak plunging havoc downstairs. Both crying upon separation, aching chests heaving with hate. Hannah takes that brutal 5th, but Tahnee's stronger in the aftermath, taking the 6th. R7: Groggy battlers stumble-to: each almost needing to brace against the other to remain upright. Hannah insisting upon jug now - crowding in cheek to cheek, then shrugging short, stuffing punches into Tahnee's rack. Atkinson’s been rugged to this point, but determined Ferguson jug-mugging clearly gets to her here. Hannah finally winning the shoving match, Tahnee pushed hard to ropes: blonde atop her foe, securing her with the left arm under Atkinson's right, slumping her forward for pumping rights belly and jug. Crude, cruel, plugging stuff - but it's blunt and effective. Tahnee butt in ropes, sobbing, ref pulls Hannah away after the bell as she’s mindlessly plowing in extra. R8: Sleepy sluggers zombie-walking towards each other, Tahnee able to get in a lead-off jab that surprises Hannah, jerks a short right uppercut to chin, wobbling leather-covered backside as she stumbles backward. Atkinson slops a rangy right hand to jaw – then steps in, back underneath with the right uppercut. Hannah's head flinging back, hands low: she's rocked, eyes closed, mouth open. Atkinson stepping in with another clapping right to jaw, really bending into it and DOWN GOES FERGUSON! Hannah on her back all busted up, beaten-down and KNOCKED OUT! KTFO8 Tahnee Atkinson After: Tahnee bellowing in elation, hauling Hannah outside by her hair in a punch-drunk parody of a walk of shame. She’s standing at the top of Lima’s ramp, showing her prize off to the hootin’, hollerin’ onlookers WHEN SHE’S TACKLED FROM BEHIND! Kate Upton plows into the pair, sending all three tumbling down to the bottom! Upton first to her feet, kicks Ferguson in the jaw as the blonde is sitting up, sending her back down to the pavement. Kate unzipping her jacket to reveal the white fur bikini she stubbornly insists on wearing at the Ice Hotel, leans forward to pull her into a breast smother, AND GETS CLOBBERED BY AN ATKINSON AXEHANDLE! Upton jackknifes forward, Tahnee grabs her by the hair and clonks her skull off the ground just to be sure, spins her around and STUFFS her face between her breasts! Atkinson already on her knees, settles her rump down on top of Ferguson’s face. Bikini bottoms slipped a bit during her tumble, but, sorry blondie, her hands are busy holding Upton! Three 25-year-olds with six titles between them, these three will be busting each other up for years to come. But the tableau tonight that will be the story as far as most people are concerned, is the sight of Tahnee Atkinson simultaneously delivering an extra-cheeky facesit to Hannah Ferguson while dealing out a breast smother to Kate Upton, whose flailing arms are rapidly getting slower as she gets smothered out at the Ice Hotel for the THIRD time!
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Post by oddmanout on Jun 21, 2017 22:19:18 GMT -6
Iggy Azalea vs Adriana Lima Queen of the Ice Hotel
Before: Iggy dismissive of complaints of her lack of experience: "I think I've made it clear that I can handle any girl that comes my way. If Gigi Hadid can run her mouth and get knocked out in the 4th, and I can beat some of the strongest girls in the league on a regular basis, then it shows I'm one of the best. It might not be THE title, but hey; being queen sounds like a good deal to me."
“I am not a one and done champion. I wasn’t looking to be Queen again, but now that I am, I won’t give it up to the first blonde with an attitude who comes along!” Adriana resplendent in her old halls.
Black leather bikini for Iggy, high-waisted bottoms, strappy top with ties between her breasts, black gloves hair pulled back in battle pony. Adriana in her signature grey chinchilla bikini and gloves, hair cascading down over back and breasts.
R1: Adriana earmuffs, bending at the waist, moving her head low and trying to rotate up out of the crouch with hooks., Iggy loose-limbed, right hand at her chest, left across her stomach--she's wading in, twisting into clouting side to side power shots, disdaining a jab in an effort to get Lima in trouble early. Thick two-way punching, but Azalea getting the better of it, taking Adriana’s rush on her left shoulder, then pivoting on her planted left foot, jamming back a stubby right to the chest, and stepping into a clanging left hook off the jaw. Lima butt in the ropes late, not answering back as Azalea plugs gut with shoving leather to the bell. R2: Girls flat footed, falling in with power, Adriana trying to set up her hook with rolling upper body movement, getting firm clouts on Iggy's jaw. Azalea bringing in lefts and rights wide, landing drifting blows herself in slinging trade. Even till late--girls turn into simultaneous walloping hooks and Lima's legs buckle. Adriana totters back on her heels, mincing forward a few steps hurt AND IGGY WADES IN! Slinging, walking barrage, clouting lefts and rights clobbers Lima to the ropes, shipping hurt groggy at the bell as Azalea pounds her way into a two-love advantage! R3: Adriana warming up, finally getting through with the sauce, using a fast stubby jab to freeze Iggy in place, blonde‘s rhythm broken and Lima’s getting over with jagged right&lefts to the jaw, moving in with her head, hooking hard to ribcage. Azalea to the ropes, palming Adriana’s shoulders, trying to spin off, but the Queen’s stepping over smartly and keeping Iggy pinned. Adriana chokes off avenues of escape, pounding away on the ribcage, Azalea increasingly desperate, looking to clinch as brunette bangs away. Down the stretch, Lima brawling her way through Iggy’s arms, hammering the ribcage, shoving and mauling, she turns into a bashing right to the chin that sits her blonde dazed on the ropes. Adriana piling on, lands a few clubbing lefts and rights to the top of the heads at the bell as Azalea lolls hurt.
R4; Iggy able to reassert control with her legs. Adriana weaving in close, banging a short right hand out of the high guard onto Azalea’s jaw, dipping and digging the hook to ribs, sending her backpedaling to the ropes, spinning off to relieve pressure. Iggy uses her separation, breaks out some great face punching, really banging that jab to freeze Adriana, then cashing in with stout rights on the chin. No sign of hurt in Lima, she’s taking a great shot as advertised, coming forward, albeit giving up an early lead in the cards.
R5: Adriana catches a second wind, really takes it to Iggy bell to bell. Azalea unable to come forward, can’t extend--she’s pressed ropeside, leaning back, gloves up, trying to block the incoming. Disturbing trend: Iggy taking clubbing lefts and rights on her jaw as she stumbles backward, Adriana allowed to step-with and put leather on flesh, blonde unable to really get clear of danger. Lima going to the midruff with spearing overhand rights, staying on her front foot to hoist left hooks into the waist, then easing onto her back foot to clip chin. Adriana is just chewing away downstairs, really tearing it up. Iggy looking pasty, shaken as she wanders to her corner at the break.
R6: Now it’s Adriana marching on Iggy. She’s coming forward, Azalea’s backing up. In and out, pressing the pace, outworking the taller blonde. Iggy able to avoid the biggest punches aimed at her chin, but can’t top Adrian from driving in with her shoulder to stack the blonde up, then digging furiously amidships when in tight. Ref issuing breaks, Lima wading back in to keep the pressure on; not pretty, but it’s good, effective mauling. Adriana blocked upstairs for the most part, but she’s savaging Iggy to the hips, waist and ribs, good body work done by hungry Queen this round.
R7: Iggy charging the mound and backing Adriana up. Lima showing how much she’s improved off the back foot, retreating in good order, stepping back to run Azalea onto the jab, but blonde swinging away, able to repeatedly get the Queen’s back against the ropes. Spirited stuff from Iggy, body blows to ribs and waist as Aussie bats away free-swinging lefts and rights. Adriana tying up with a little tug on the head steps to the side, buys a little time--but Azalea persistent, setting the pace, being the aggressor, outworking Lima.
R8: Iggy on Adriana again, only moreso, challenger laid a strong foundation of bodywork last round, now she bashes away up-torso, actively seeking jug and chin with clanging haymakers, Lima frequently laying back in the ropes, leaning away upright. Azalea able to ring up the hips and waist, then bang away past the guard to the jaw, bang away past the guard to the jaw, batting Adriana’s head to-and-fro. Lima mostly clinching, trying to control Azalea’s head, tugging her forward to spin her around. Iggy playing to the crowd late: pushing and palming Adriana’s arms back at the ropes, then going jug with a scrubbing shoeshine, just dragging her knuckles back and forth across Queen’s fur-covered rack. Lima sputtering with indignation at the bell. Azalea not letting up, keeps punching with a muscular burst of spanking insurance lefts and rights, crowd roaring as Adriana gets rung up, obviously embarrassed as the ref moves in.
R9: Fight turns on a dime. Iggy wants to attack, but gets brought up short by a pulsing, pulverizing JAB from Adriana Lima! Adriana set midring, driving piston pokes, Iggy covering up bewildered and hurt, bleeding from the nose as Queen softens her up with stick. Long, lashing rights to the body follow--Lima turning her girl clockwise, easing around, touching her prey up. Azalea’s offense sputtering, desperate--she’ll wing a wide right hand at Adriana’s head, get blocked and immediately answered as the Queen chops a short right to the cheek. Final minute sees stop and go action, Lima dashing inside in sporadic exchanges, getting the better of each session and you can see the effects on Azalea. Iggy’s legs looking shaky, face glowing with punishment and she’s cringing as Adriana sinks her fangs into that muscular body. Expressive eyes betray Azalea, Lima’s really dimmed her opponent’s ferocity with this answering shutout! Final round, still anybody’s fight!
R10: Deep breath from Iggy, she bats her gloves together, tucks her chin, wades in to finish this thing. Adriana’s been here before, slipping and sliding to dispute position. Ringing right hand blast to jaw catches Lima, staggering her to her right: she stuns Azalea trying to follow up with a short, shocking right on the chin. Iggy hooks guard, doubles up and catches the mouth: Adriana hooks jug, dips left and hooks stumbling forward: Lima clips her the left uppercut, takes a step and hooks a vicious swipe across the mouth. Iggy groggy, stumbling away to her right with how-could-you-eyes: Adriana coldblooded as she hops in, lashes away two-handed to chase her ropeside. Lima dialed in, prodding her jab against Azalea’s hastily arranged guard, then doubling down HARD to liver. Iggy cramping up with a stifled cry: she’s desperately hurt and ADRIANA’S ALL-IN! hacking right hands, licking hooks, shifting weight from foot to foot in a wide stance, just sloshing in the hurt! Azalea sliding dazed to her right along the ropes—wide hook catches her square in the face, knocking her head back and IGGY GOES DOWN! sprawling on her face, body parallel to ropes as Adriana looms overtop, bellowing incoherently over the still, slumbering form. Ref gently coaxes Lima back, clearly intimidated by the KO lust still seething, exhaustion stoppage claims poor Azalea who never hears the 10 count pass her by.
After: Attendants bring Iggy around, but it’s clear that she’s in no shape for the body saddle, has an aide on either side walking her out. Adriana donning the black mink traditionally worn by Queens since the days of Aishwarya Rai, following her outside to appear before her adoring public. It's Lima in her natural element, acknowledging the cheering throng, Azalea shivering in defeatl looking out as her bags are piled unceremoniously dumped in the back of a Range Rover. Adriana gently pulls Iggy's head into profile, plants a kiss on her cheek, and then shoves her down the ramp that her fellow welters had just tumbled down a short half-hour or so ago!
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Post by Iggy Azalea on Jun 22, 2017 14:42:21 GMT -6
I'm gonna start out by saying this:
Lima is, was, and still will be the better woman.
...for right now.
We went the distance, and made everybody watching cry for more. I'm humbled by this loss. Lima taught me more in that fight than any training session I've ever had, and I respect her for it.
But you BETTER believe I want a rematch soon, title or not! You won that fight, but Iggy Azalea doesn't let ANYONE get away from her! Gigi Hadid was proof, Taylor's gonna be next, and soon, no matter whether you're a Ice Queen or a titleless bytch like I am right now, you will be too!
Mark my words: I'll be back for you. My Aussie pride won't let me give up so easily!
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Post by Kate Upton on Jun 22, 2017 16:41:54 GMT -6
Kate Upton plows into the pair, sending all three tumbling down to the bottom! Upton first to her feet, kicks Ferguson in the jaw as the blonde is sitting up, sending her back down to the pavement. Kate unzipping her jacket to reveal the white fur bikini she stubbornly insists on wearing at the Ice Hotel, leans forward to pull her into a breast smother, AND GETS CLOBBERED BY AN ATKINSON AXEHANDLE! Upton jackknifes forward, Tahnee grabs her by the hair and clonks her skull off the ground just to be sure, spins her around and STUFFS her face between her breasts! Atkinson already on her knees, settles her rump down on top of Ferguson’s face. Bikini bottoms slipped a bit during her tumble, but, sorry blondie, her hands are busy holding Upton! Three 25-year-olds with six titles between them, these three will be busting each other up for years to come. But the tableau tonight that will be the story as far as most people are concerned, is the sight of Tahnee Atkinson simultaneously delivering an extra-cheeky facesit to Hannah Ferguson while dealing out a breast smother to Kate Upton, whose flailing arms are rapidly getting slower as she gets smothered out at the Ice Hotel for the THIRD time!
I just want to say that this is BS - third time was not a freaking charm for me at the Ice Hotel and I wasn't even in the match. I've totally claimed Hannah and I can't believe that arrogant Aussie bytch Tanhee stopped me from having what's mine. For what it's worth, Tahnee knows better than to stick her inferior tits into my face. By now, Tahnee should know I'm better but if there is ANY question, then I am going to have to just smother her out again. So, Tahnee, clearly you need another lesson and I want a match with you as soon as freaking possible. You will NEVER stick your fat fugly boobs into my face again because I am going to teach you to respect and worship my jugs from now on, understand? This is where you belong, Tahnee - you jealous bimbo! Kate Upton The QUEEN Lookout! Boxing!
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Post by Demi Lovato on Jun 22, 2017 16:51:03 GMT -6
After: Lovato grabs Rose by the braid and by her bottoms, frog-walks her outside, where a crowd whipped into a frenzy by the trashy bout they just saw on the Jumbotron is waiting. Pitching the beaten Brit to the ground, she peels down her shorts to reveal a black leather thong! Straddling Rose, with her feet below either armpit, she starts to twerk her way down for the facesit…AND GETS CLOCKED FROM BEHIND BY A ….snowboard? A ski-suited Megan Fox, who scoots out of the crowd as Lovato falls forward, sprawling across Rose. Megan grabs the fallen Lovato by the arm, pulling her over to her back. “No Emily to save you this time!” she cackles as she prepares to mount Lovato for the facesit she was denied on Saturday AND SHE GETS TACKLED OFF BY ROSE! Megan’s head bounces off the ground with an audible THUNK, leaving all three beauties woozily grabbing, shoving, and slithering over each other in a punch-drunk pile until security pulls them apart.
Fist of all, clearly I was TOO much for the "World's Sluttiest DJ" and when it comes to who the better "Demi" is in the FCBA, that question has been answered. But, I do want to tell Demi Rose that she is definitely a hell of a talent and I don't think that we've seen the last of her. She's got a bright future in the FCBA in my opinion, as long as she stays out of my way! Trust me, I'm going to look forward to seeing her in the ring again someday, but if she goes up against me, she's going to be looking up at the superior Demi at the end of the night! Second of all, she has to be better than that talentless tramp, Megan Fox. I don't need Emily to save me and next time we meet, somebody is going to get smothered and guess what? It's not going to be me. If hell freezes over and Megan Fox wins the Flyweight Title next weekend, I am going to move to flyweight and I am going to put a stop to that right away. She is the absolute worst and while Portman is definitely arrogant, Megan is the biggest bully I've ever met and I'm going to teach her to not be such a huge bytch - except if she's MY bytch! Last but not least, thanks a lot to O & E and all of the managers, sponsors and talent involved in this mini-Event as it was SPECTACULAR! It's always great to participate in these and we're honored to do so - I'll look forward to competing here again soon!! Demi Lovato Lookout! Boxing
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Post by oddmanout on Jun 22, 2017 17:39:39 GMT -6
I'm gonna start out by saying this: Lima is, was, and still will be the better woman. ...for right now. We went the distance, and made everybody watching cry for more. I'm humbled by this loss. Lima taught me more in that fight than any training session I've ever had, and I respect her for it. But you BETTER believe I want a rematch soon, title or not! You won that fight, but Iggy Azalea doesn't let ANYONE get away from her! Gigi Hadid was proof, Taylor's gonna be next, and soon, no matter whether you're a Ice Queen or a titleless bytch like I am right now, you will be too! Mark my words: I'll be back for you. My Aussie pride won't let me give up so easily! Adriana has to say: " Minha flor, that's the hardest I've had to fight for the Ice Hotel. (And that includes that ballon-chested bimbo who can't take a hint) We won't be seeing each other in the ring anytime soon, but get some wins under your belt this summer, then go after whoever has the welter belts this fall.!" I'll be looking for you!
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Post by oddmanout on Jun 22, 2017 17:47:56 GMT -6
Kate, you are going two out of three with Tahnee starting on Christmas Eve. Till then, Hannah, she's all yours! And come on Kate, you've been smothered out three times at the Ice Hotel, and you've only fought there once! Most people would have gotten the hint by now. All I want for Christmas is You, Kate!
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Post by oddmanout on Jun 22, 2017 18:03:26 GMT -6
Demi, your opinion of how spectacular our Rose is was made crystal clear when you started fouling every other punch! I've got better things to do than prove how well I can cheat, but the next time we get in the ring, slag, if your not wearing cast-iron underwear, you'll wish you had! I'll be wringing my sweat out all over your body!
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Post by Hannah Ferguson on Jun 23, 2017 2:07:43 GMT -6
F*ck it, two down now, in a row no less. I need to take time to re-consolidate and get my head out of those f*cking tramp's nether regions. But trust me, I'll be back with a vengeance. That's the last time I go down to you, Tahnee, mark my words.
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Post by agdalagony5 on Jun 23, 2017 2:19:40 GMT -6
So Iggy didn't work out, eh? I'm beginning to think that i'm the only one who can de-throne you, Lima. Willing and waiting, no matter the season.
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Post by oddmanout on Jun 23, 2017 9:25:08 GMT -6
So Iggy didn't work out, eh? I'm beginning to think that i'm the only one who can de-throne you, Lima.
Willing and waiting, no matter the season. See Barbara, this is why Nina's going to win the next time you two fight. You're passing on opportunities she's demanding. The offer's still open, we aren't coming back until August, so think about it please.. She wants it. Are you going to let her have it?
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Post by Barbara Palvin on Jun 23, 2017 11:58:47 GMT -6
Pretty sure that's not why, but thanks for the tip. You see, Nina beat me last time. It's hard to say aloud, and I'll kill anyone who puts this on record, but... Nina has better form than me right now. I mean, she beat me, she's won ten in a row, she's wayyyy higher than me on the rankings. I WILL be a champion one day. Mark my words. I am working and will always work as hard as I can to get to where I need to be for a title shot. But, how can anyone say I deserve a title shot more than Nina right now? We may have our differences, but one thing I'm not, is delusional. I know where I'm at right now, and I know where Nina is at right now, and if one of us deserves a shot at the champion, it is sadly, Nina. Adriana, you are an absolute champ. I'm in awe of you constantly. It would be an honor to face you for the title. But, it wouldn't be right of me, despite how much I can't stand that smug bytch, Nina. You know why she's demanding the opportunity and I'm not? Because she IS ready for the shot... and I'm well aware of that. Now... as far as opportunities... are YOU going to let the more deserving fighter have it? Or, are you scared of her?
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Post by oddmanout on Jun 23, 2017 13:36:19 GMT -6
I don't do mismatches. If I challenge a fighter, I think she has at least a 50-50 shot.
Let's do an honest evaluation of Barbara. She's 6-2 career, her losses are to former Ice Hotel Queen Kelly Rohrbach and to Nina, who she beat the first time they fought. She's also a beaten a former champion in the form of Gisele Bundchen, a feat Nina didn't pull off until she beat Missy Peregrym this past Saturday. It is also noteworthy that Bundchen has been champ more recently than Peregrym. BWO rankings put Nina at 16th in the lightweight division, while Barbara is 32nd. The Ice Hotel, BTW, is considered a minor title, and is generally open to fighters in the top 40, while the division titles are reserved for the top 25. Rankingwise, this puts Barbara with former champions Blake Lively and Charlize Theron, well-regarded veterans Joanna Kelly and Jill Wagner, as well as up-and-comers Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid, and Eiza Gonzalez.
Style-wise, Barbara is a better match against Lima than Nina is. Palvin is a power-puncher, while Lima is an in-fighter and Agdal is primarily a boxer. Boxers don't like being crowded, which explains why Adriana has beaten the last 6 she's fought. By comparison, infighters have to run the gauntlet of a power-puncher's fire to get in & work. The comparatively inexperienced slugger Iggy Azalea gave Lima as good a fight or better as vastly more seasoned out-fighters. This is in no way an easy opponent for Lima.
Finally, I agree with your assessment of Nina. I don't want her for the Ice hotel. I want her for the Asylum in October, when Lima would be looking to become only the third woman to successfully defend the lightweight title 6 times. And Wiz and I have agreed Lima will be fighting at the Asylum that month, because Jennifer O'Dell was the first one to do it. We're not ducking Nina. I'm saving her for something spectacular.
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Post by Jennifer Connelly on Jun 23, 2017 14:07:43 GMT -6
Barbie will not win that fight. And us being able to say "I told you so," is not as valuable to us as not ruining Barbie's career.
We knew Barbie wouldn't beat Agdal the second time round, went with it anyway, she lost. We can't keep doing that. It's really hard to turn down an opportunity like this. But it's harder still to face up to a fighter after they've gotten their ass kicked and try to explain why, knowing full well what would happen, we put them in that situation.
You talk a good numbers game, but we know the stats that matter. Gisele is 4-13. She's the one fighter of note Barbie has beaten, yet she is without management and has won 4 out of 17 fights. And she was champ by beating another unmanaged fighter. Barbie has beaten nobody of dangerous discernable talent. No managed talent either. She is still working her way into some form. Yes she beat Nina... again, when Nina had no management. Lima is a woman set to defend the Lightweight title for the sixth time, and the inexperienced, failure at beating managed talent, that is Barbie, is supposed to take her down? I don't appreciate being taken for a fool.
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Post by Lookout! Boxing on Jun 23, 2017 16:45:22 GMT -6
It's really hard to turn down an opportunity like this. But it's harder still to face up to a fighter after they've gotten their ass kicked and try to explain why, knowing full well what would happen, we put them in that situation. This is for all managers, but negotiations regarding fights should really be conducted in private. This is something we've addressed recently and hopefully it's not something we'll have to address again in the future. If a manager is not interested in a fight privately, moving the discussion to a public setting is not something that is likely to change anybody's mind. Instead, it puts both managers and fighters in a difficult situation. It's uncomfortable and frustrating. So, if you have a fight you're interested in, please contact the manager via e-mail or if you have trouble contacting a manager, contact me. I'll get ahold of them and if I can't, then I'll approve the fight IF it's in the best interest of both fighters. If it's a fair fight, then I'm happy to help keep a fighter active. But, if a manager doesn't express interest in the match, then move on - you're not likely to talk them into it. While we enjoy public trash-talk, it needs to be done with the agreement of both managers, having been previously agreed to rather than catching anybody off guard. It's not a fun situation for anybody involved, so let's handle things privately from now on and if you need any assistance in coming up with a match or contacting a manager, don't hesitate to contact me. Thanks to everybody for their understanding on this matter!! Hope everybody has a great weekend and can't wait for the PPV next week, though I'm enjoying all of the awesome mini-events and excellent CBAD action in the meantime!
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Post by caspian on Jun 23, 2017 17:41:19 GMT -6
Apologies for stirring things up like this in the first place. Didn't know about the offer to Palvin and was just trying to get a potential match going with Agdal.
If it helps, I'm really ok with Lima not picking Agdal for the title shot if she has someone else already in mind. If you would like to take things offline further as Lookout suggests, let's do it.
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Post by Lookout! Boxing on Jun 23, 2017 19:11:57 GMT -6
Apologies for stirring things up like this in the first place. Didn't know about the offer to Palvin and was just trying to get a potential match going with Agdal. If it helps, I'm really ok with Lima not picking Agdal for the title shot if she has someone else already in mind. If you would like to take things offline further as Lookout suggests, let's do it. We want to make it very clear we're not blaming any manager or party involved, certainly not you! You have nothing to apologize for in the least. You're doing exactly what a manager should do - promoting fun and exciting matches for your fighters. For the record, Agdal versus Lima sounds like a great bout, whenever and wherever it takes place, with or without a title! There is nothing wrong with an impromptu challenge on the board - in fact, those can be some of the best matches! We're huge fans of them, but ideally, you should have these things set up privately beforehand, unless you're confident of the answer. That's why we always encourage managers to form positive relations with other managers on the board, behind the scenes at the very least, so that you can create awesome rivalries and exciting match-ups, which is why we're all here in the first place, right? What we don't want is any confusion or any hard feelings taking place as a result. Don't force a match if a manger doesn't seem interested in it, no matter how much sense it might make to you. That way lies madness! haha However, don't ever hesitate to throw out an exciting bout - you never know whether it'll be accepted and the next great FCBA rivalry might begin!
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Post by Archer on Jul 1, 2017 8:34:31 GMT -6
Sorry this comment is so late in coming in, but we wanted to congratulate OddMan & Lookout for expanding the Ice Hotel concept by adding undercard bouts to the title fight. A simple idea, we know, but until now no one had used it. We thoroughly enjoyed the stories and their aftermath.
Thanks again
Archer
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