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KALEY CUOCO VS MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD
Results: Lookout Writing: Archer
Kaley: 38 YO 5’6 (1.68 m), 73-59-3, KO 50 since 2003 Fighting Models
Mary: 38 YO, 5’8 (1.73 m), 77-61-0, KO71 since 2007 Foxfire Boxing
Before: “This is a BIG Deal PPV as far as I am concerned—so I wanted to be a significant fight for me,” explains Foxfire’s redoubtable Mary Winstead. “I have fought Kaley 3 times. She beat me the first two in 2007 and 2008. I finally got her in 2013, but I am still 1-2 against. I thought this would a good chance to at least get me back to .500 against. After all, we’re not getting any younger.”
Kaley Cuoco rolls her eyes: “I sure you hate having a losing record to me. You and that big ego just can’t stand it. Admit, you looked my record for the past few years and thought I would perfect clay pigeon for you.”
“Why Kaley, would never think of you as a clay pigeon, I every confidence this fight will inspiration to return to your former greatness,” Mary purrs.
“I certainly intend to,” growled Kaley, “and you are going regret this whole bright idea.”
Mary shook her head: “I am sad that you misunderstand me like this, but I am pleased you accepted y challenge. I knew you still had fighting spirit in you.”
“You darned right I do. Now quit playing head games with me and lets get to the fighting,” Kaley said with finality.
“Anything you say, Kaley,” Mary said.
In the ring, the two removed their robes. Mary was in a dark blue bikini with bright bue gloves and boots (dark blue laces), she was sporting wetted down bobbed hair. Kaley was in a black bikini with gold gloves and boots (black laces). Her hair was in a perky ponytail. Mary with smiling cheerfully while Kaley was looking daggers at her. However the ring instructions went calmly, but Kaley rammed her gloves into Mary’s, drawing an annoyed look from MEW. (Kaley looks pleased with this reaction as she struts to her corner. ) DING! It’s on!
R1: Kaley charges forward and the first thing she does is feint with her left and wallops Mary in with eye with her right. Mary is thrown back and now Kaley pours more punches into Mary’s face. Mary is suddenly lumped up and bleeding. Mary gets her mitts up to protect her blasted face but now Kaley goes to town on Mary to the body, She drives Mary back towards the ropes with punch after punch into MEW’s abs and ribs. Mary trying to get away, punches back desperately and does buy herself enough space to circle away from the rampaging Kaley.. Kaley maintains her pursuit and goes back to roasting Mary’s rib cage and hammering those abs. Mary is soon doubled up and getting thoroughly pounded with shots to the head and rising punches into her bent over upper body. Mary is able to steer herself away from the ropes, but she is a sad, busted up sight after the bell and looks wobbly getting back to her stool. Kaley Cuoco with a big first round win.
R2: Foxfire corner scrambling to repair the damage done to Mary during the break. They wipe the blood off, but she’s getting a ring of swollen flesh around her right eye. Still, when the bell rings, Mary leaps off her stool and goes right for Kaley. Kaley is coming in fast, clearly eager to pick up where she left off, but she walks into a leather buzzsaw from an aroused Mary Winstead. Kaley finds herself being hit in the face, the jaw, chin and then Mary gives her attention to Kaley’s body. Kaley struggles to escape, but Mary is staying with her. Kaley does manage some counters off Mary’s chin and to the jaw which at least slows Mary down for a time. However Mary soon shakes these off and is back to hounding Kaley towards the ropes. However, Kaley proves as elusive as Mary in the previous round as she evade the ropes, but she is now the busted up one as she trudges to her corner. MEW wins the round wide.
R3: Now Kaley’s a major task of cleaning their fighter up for the new, but they come through for her. Kaley is out a good speed at the bell, She and Mary circle each other at the center of the ring. Then Mary comes forward, pulling her right hand back, but Kaley strikes first with her own right. The punch smites Mary between the eyes and she s sent reeling back, trying to get her mitts up, but her movements are confused. Kaley easily driving her gloves through Mary’s weak defense to inflict bloody havoc on Mary’s face. Mary finally gets her mitts firmly around her face, but now Kaley is vengefully pounding her to the belly and this time she forces Mary Into the ropes. Mary tries to fight her way clear, but soon is reduced to just sitting on the ropes and surviving relentless punching. Kaley keeps up the washboarding until the bell sounds. Mary’s bleeding swollen again and Kaley looks pleased with her efforts so far.
R4: Once again, Foxfire corner crew clean up a bleeding Mary and are able to get her out in reasonably good order for the next round. Mary. Mary and Kaley again circle each other aat center ring, but this time it is Kaley who comes in first and she heads for Mary’s badly bruised midsection. Mary banged hard but grits her mouthpiece and gives it right back to Kaley’s body. Crowd is soon in awe as the two slam away at each other’s bodies with driving energy. If one gets knocked back a step or two from the impacts, she quickly counters harder and forces the other to regain the lost ground. These bitter battle is very even until Mary is able to knock the wind out of Kaley. She is knocked back gasping and Mary then belts her across the jaw with a right. Kaley covers up. Round ends moments later. Mary late efforts have allowed her to pull out a narrow win of the round, but both she and Kaley look drained as they sit slumped on their respective stools.
R5: Out they come once more and this time both are moving much more slowly. They reach the center of the ring and start punching at a distance. These initial punches are aimed at the head. Then Mary suddenly shifts to Kaley’s ribs and starts pounding away. Kaley responds with body punching and it looks to the crowd like another body battle of attrition is about to start. Then, as Mary presses forward, trying to get extra power into her body punching, Kaley suddenly sidesteps. Mary lurches forward off balance and Kaley brings a crashing right hand into the side of Mary’s head. MARY WINSTEADS FALLS TY ALL FOURS! SHE IS DOWN! Kaley looks down gleefully at the Mary for a few savoring moments before hastening to the neutral corner. Referee is standing over Mary and counting. Mary shaking her head, trying to clear it and, then as the count gets higher, she forces herself upward to break the count at “NINE!” Kaley looks disappointed, but then shrugs philosophically and comes back at MEW as soon the referee waves her in. However Mary seems shaken by the knockdown gets into a tight defensive position and gives Kaley nothing to strike and finish her off. However Kaley has won the round wide and looks quite ready to finish the job next round. Mary looks stunned as she makes her way to her corner.
R6: Mary comes out looking very defensive once again as the new round commences. Kaley is circling around her, trying to find at opening and not having much luck. Then Kaley decides to start punching Mary over and over in the side ribs. She hammers away at both sides and she soon as Mary looking distressed. Mary twists away from Kaley and manages to put some distance between them. Kaley comes right for her, but as she draws near, Mary suddenly erupts with a surprise counter attack. First blow is a left hook to the gut that jackknifes Kaley forward and then BAM! Mary’s right hand comes crashing into Kaley’s chin. Kaley’s upper body now snapped back up and then Mary blasts in two more uppies. KALEY PLUMMETS TO THE CANVAS LANDING ON HER BACK--ARMS AND LEGSSTARFISHED OUT! Mary gves her a quick look then trotys to the neutral corner.
As the referee counts, Kaley starts to stir, she rolls onto her side and then tries to push herself up. For a breathless moment, it looks like she will succeed, but she her body shudders and she collapses back down in a heap.
“EIGHT!...NINE!...TEN!...YER OUT!” calls out the referee.
THE WINNER: MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD DEFEATS KAKEY CUOCO KO6!
After: A weary looking, but happy Mary Elizabeth Winstead waves to the crowd and is congratulated by her Foxfire teammates.
“I might have underestimated Kaley a bit,” Mary tells the press, “she was taking a lot of punishment and she was still standing—until she wasn’t. I think she could teach some of the youngsters around here a thing or two and get her record looking better, I just hope I didn’t discourage her.”
Kaley was later informed of this remarks and retorted: “No, she didn’t discourage ID underestimate me. I think I came plenty close to beating her, but that’s not the same thing as actually beating. Wee tired now. I am willing to bet she’ll come around wanting a rubber match. I’ll have to talk that over with my management. I do agree her about e being able to teach some of the youngsters around here and build up record in the process. I’ll have to see where that goes.”
Quite a battle between two old rivals. Not really a surprise outcome, but Kaley Cuoco did give her a hard fight while she lasted. Once again MEW was able to get off the canvas after a knockdown and win the fight in a later round. Mary may never the record to make the Hall of Fame, but she won’t be fight easily forgotten and she still has plenty of fights to come.
Results: Lookout Writing: Archer
Kaley: 38 YO 5’6 (1.68 m), 73-59-3, KO 50 since 2003 Fighting Models
Mary: 38 YO, 5’8 (1.73 m), 77-61-0, KO71 since 2007 Foxfire Boxing
Before: “This is a BIG Deal PPV as far as I am concerned—so I wanted to be a significant fight for me,” explains Foxfire’s redoubtable Mary Winstead. “I have fought Kaley 3 times. She beat me the first two in 2007 and 2008. I finally got her in 2013, but I am still 1-2 against. I thought this would a good chance to at least get me back to .500 against. After all, we’re not getting any younger.”
Kaley Cuoco rolls her eyes: “I sure you hate having a losing record to me. You and that big ego just can’t stand it. Admit, you looked my record for the past few years and thought I would perfect clay pigeon for you.”
“Why Kaley, would never think of you as a clay pigeon, I every confidence this fight will inspiration to return to your former greatness,” Mary purrs.
“I certainly intend to,” growled Kaley, “and you are going regret this whole bright idea.”
Mary shook her head: “I am sad that you misunderstand me like this, but I am pleased you accepted y challenge. I knew you still had fighting spirit in you.”
“You darned right I do. Now quit playing head games with me and lets get to the fighting,” Kaley said with finality.
“Anything you say, Kaley,” Mary said.
In the ring, the two removed their robes. Mary was in a dark blue bikini with bright bue gloves and boots (dark blue laces), she was sporting wetted down bobbed hair. Kaley was in a black bikini with gold gloves and boots (black laces). Her hair was in a perky ponytail. Mary with smiling cheerfully while Kaley was looking daggers at her. However the ring instructions went calmly, but Kaley rammed her gloves into Mary’s, drawing an annoyed look from MEW. (Kaley looks pleased with this reaction as she struts to her corner. ) DING! It’s on!
R1: Kaley charges forward and the first thing she does is feint with her left and wallops Mary in with eye with her right. Mary is thrown back and now Kaley pours more punches into Mary’s face. Mary is suddenly lumped up and bleeding. Mary gets her mitts up to protect her blasted face but now Kaley goes to town on Mary to the body, She drives Mary back towards the ropes with punch after punch into MEW’s abs and ribs. Mary trying to get away, punches back desperately and does buy herself enough space to circle away from the rampaging Kaley.. Kaley maintains her pursuit and goes back to roasting Mary’s rib cage and hammering those abs. Mary is soon doubled up and getting thoroughly pounded with shots to the head and rising punches into her bent over upper body. Mary is able to steer herself away from the ropes, but she is a sad, busted up sight after the bell and looks wobbly getting back to her stool. Kaley Cuoco with a big first round win.
R2: Foxfire corner scrambling to repair the damage done to Mary during the break. They wipe the blood off, but she’s getting a ring of swollen flesh around her right eye. Still, when the bell rings, Mary leaps off her stool and goes right for Kaley. Kaley is coming in fast, clearly eager to pick up where she left off, but she walks into a leather buzzsaw from an aroused Mary Winstead. Kaley finds herself being hit in the face, the jaw, chin and then Mary gives her attention to Kaley’s body. Kaley struggles to escape, but Mary is staying with her. Kaley does manage some counters off Mary’s chin and to the jaw which at least slows Mary down for a time. However Mary soon shakes these off and is back to hounding Kaley towards the ropes. However, Kaley proves as elusive as Mary in the previous round as she evade the ropes, but she is now the busted up one as she trudges to her corner. MEW wins the round wide.
R3: Now Kaley’s a major task of cleaning their fighter up for the new, but they come through for her. Kaley is out a good speed at the bell, She and Mary circle each other at the center of the ring. Then Mary comes forward, pulling her right hand back, but Kaley strikes first with her own right. The punch smites Mary between the eyes and she s sent reeling back, trying to get her mitts up, but her movements are confused. Kaley easily driving her gloves through Mary’s weak defense to inflict bloody havoc on Mary’s face. Mary finally gets her mitts firmly around her face, but now Kaley is vengefully pounding her to the belly and this time she forces Mary Into the ropes. Mary tries to fight her way clear, but soon is reduced to just sitting on the ropes and surviving relentless punching. Kaley keeps up the washboarding until the bell sounds. Mary’s bleeding swollen again and Kaley looks pleased with her efforts so far.
R4: Once again, Foxfire corner crew clean up a bleeding Mary and are able to get her out in reasonably good order for the next round. Mary. Mary and Kaley again circle each other aat center ring, but this time it is Kaley who comes in first and she heads for Mary’s badly bruised midsection. Mary banged hard but grits her mouthpiece and gives it right back to Kaley’s body. Crowd is soon in awe as the two slam away at each other’s bodies with driving energy. If one gets knocked back a step or two from the impacts, she quickly counters harder and forces the other to regain the lost ground. These bitter battle is very even until Mary is able to knock the wind out of Kaley. She is knocked back gasping and Mary then belts her across the jaw with a right. Kaley covers up. Round ends moments later. Mary late efforts have allowed her to pull out a narrow win of the round, but both she and Kaley look drained as they sit slumped on their respective stools.
R5: Out they come once more and this time both are moving much more slowly. They reach the center of the ring and start punching at a distance. These initial punches are aimed at the head. Then Mary suddenly shifts to Kaley’s ribs and starts pounding away. Kaley responds with body punching and it looks to the crowd like another body battle of attrition is about to start. Then, as Mary presses forward, trying to get extra power into her body punching, Kaley suddenly sidesteps. Mary lurches forward off balance and Kaley brings a crashing right hand into the side of Mary’s head. MARY WINSTEADS FALLS TY ALL FOURS! SHE IS DOWN! Kaley looks down gleefully at the Mary for a few savoring moments before hastening to the neutral corner. Referee is standing over Mary and counting. Mary shaking her head, trying to clear it and, then as the count gets higher, she forces herself upward to break the count at “NINE!” Kaley looks disappointed, but then shrugs philosophically and comes back at MEW as soon the referee waves her in. However Mary seems shaken by the knockdown gets into a tight defensive position and gives Kaley nothing to strike and finish her off. However Kaley has won the round wide and looks quite ready to finish the job next round. Mary looks stunned as she makes her way to her corner.
R6: Mary comes out looking very defensive once again as the new round commences. Kaley is circling around her, trying to find at opening and not having much luck. Then Kaley decides to start punching Mary over and over in the side ribs. She hammers away at both sides and she soon as Mary looking distressed. Mary twists away from Kaley and manages to put some distance between them. Kaley comes right for her, but as she draws near, Mary suddenly erupts with a surprise counter attack. First blow is a left hook to the gut that jackknifes Kaley forward and then BAM! Mary’s right hand comes crashing into Kaley’s chin. Kaley’s upper body now snapped back up and then Mary blasts in two more uppies. KALEY PLUMMETS TO THE CANVAS LANDING ON HER BACK--ARMS AND LEGSSTARFISHED OUT! Mary gves her a quick look then trotys to the neutral corner.
As the referee counts, Kaley starts to stir, she rolls onto her side and then tries to push herself up. For a breathless moment, it looks like she will succeed, but she her body shudders and she collapses back down in a heap.
“EIGHT!...NINE!...TEN!...YER OUT!” calls out the referee.
THE WINNER: MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD DEFEATS KAKEY CUOCO KO6!
After: A weary looking, but happy Mary Elizabeth Winstead waves to the crowd and is congratulated by her Foxfire teammates.
“I might have underestimated Kaley a bit,” Mary tells the press, “she was taking a lot of punishment and she was still standing—until she wasn’t. I think she could teach some of the youngsters around here a thing or two and get her record looking better, I just hope I didn’t discourage her.”
Kaley was later informed of this remarks and retorted: “No, she didn’t discourage ID underestimate me. I think I came plenty close to beating her, but that’s not the same thing as actually beating. Wee tired now. I am willing to bet she’ll come around wanting a rubber match. I’ll have to talk that over with my management. I do agree her about e being able to teach some of the youngsters around here and build up record in the process. I’ll have to see where that goes.”
Quite a battle between two old rivals. Not really a surprise outcome, but Kaley Cuoco did give her a hard fight while she lasted. Once again MEW was able to get off the canvas after a knockdown and win the fight in a later round. Mary may never the record to make the Hall of Fame, but she won’t be fight easily forgotten and she still has plenty of fights to come.