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Post by countrymouse on Feb 1, 2024 23:05:15 GMT -6
THE WAYBACK MACHINE: Jennifer Love Hewitt vs Christina Ricci Lookout! / GBS/ Countrymouse   Lookout / CountryMouse
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for a true Hollywood sensation! Stepping into the spotlight is none other than the radiant star of "Heartbreakers" and the unforgettable "Party of Five," the one, the only Jennifer Love Hewitt! She's making her way to the ring, and let me tell you, folks, it's a performance in itself. She's striding out to Green Day's anthem, "Time of Your Life," and she's not just walking, she's owning that stage! Singing along with the crowd, she's got us all joining in. This tune, it's our jam, and there's not a silent voice in the arena! And just take a look at her, will you? Standing at a compact 5'2", she's a powerhouse in her own right, proving that dynamite truly does come in small packages. America's sweetheart, beloved across the nation, and that joker smile, oh, it's why we adore her! So let's give it up for Jennifer, for her talent, her grace, and that gothic-chic style she's rocking today. She can dazzle us in any role, on any screen, and yes, on any stage. Now, sing it with me, "For what it's worth, it was worth all the while..." That's right, it's something unpredictable, but in the end, it's right, and I hope you're having the time of your life! Hold onto your hearts, folks, because here comes the 'Princess of Goth,' the queen of our darkest dreams, Christina Ricci! You know her from "The Addams Family," from "Casper," from "Penelope," and every chilling flick that needed a scream queen with edge, with grace, with that spark that only she brings! And listen to that beat—it's the metal remix of "The Addams Family" theme, and it's pumping through the speakers just for her grand entrance. Watch her strut, watch her shine in that sleek, black number that hugs her like the night. No need for hosiery when you've got legs that slay all on their own. Her hair is as dark as a raven's wing, straight and chic, a perfect frame for that iconic face we all adore. So come on, let's give it up for the fabulous, the incomparable, Christina Ricci! Let's hear you make some noise, folks! —---------------------------- Round 1:
Jennifer Love Hewitt starts off with a jab, swift and direct. Her legs, strong and swift, carry her forward. Christina Ricci, small but fierce, dodges, her legs moving quickly. Jennifer's hair swings with each punch, Christina snaps back, "You'll have to do better!" Jennifer doesn't back down, firing a one-two combo. The sound of her glove hitting Christina is clear, a sharp thud. Christina, quick on her feet, lands a solid hook in return. Jennifer's hair whips around as she takes the hit, a short grunt escaping her lips. "Nice try," Christina taunts, confidence in her voice. The round builds to a climax. Jennifer unleashes a series of punches, each one landing with a resounding impact. Christina moves back, her hair swaying with each evasive step. She finds an opening, landing a jab on Jennifer. Her voice cuts through, "Come on, show me what you've really got!" The bell rings, ending a round of intense action and sharp exchanges. Between:
Alright, folks! We're here ringside for what's shaping up to be a memorable event. In the red corner, we have Jennifer Love Hewitt, beaming with confidence after clinching the first round. There's an air of anticipation as she makes her next move – and what a bold choice it is!
(Should Christina take off something from the top or bottom? Comment below to vote.)
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Post by brick1960 on Feb 2, 2024 5:57:42 GMT -6
top
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Post by guest on Feb 2, 2024 6:42:48 GMT -6
I'll vote for the underdog, bottom
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Post by oddmanout on Feb 2, 2024 6:45:58 GMT -6
save the best for last, start at the bottom
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Post by gbs on Feb 4, 2024 13:51:45 GMT -6
yes bottom
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Post by IBB on Feb 5, 2024 4:42:51 GMT -6
Top
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Post by bibbothesupermonkey on Feb 5, 2024 19:05:42 GMT -6
Bottom's up! or down...
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Post by countrymouse on Feb 9, 2024 17:40:09 GMT -6
Between:
Alright, folks! We're here ringside for what's shaping up to be a memorable event. In the red corner, we have Jennifer Love Hewitt, beaming with confidence after clinching the first round. There's an air of anticipation as she makes her next move – and what a bold choice it is! She's targeting Christina Ricci's attire, specifically her skirt. Now, Ricci, stationed in the blue corner, responds with a mix of eye-rolling and a defiant posture. Yet, she's playing the game, as her team quickly steps in to assist.
Hold onto your hats, because here comes the reveal. Ricci's skirt is pulled to her ankles by her team. The crowd is absolutely losing it – the cheers, the whistles, it's pandemonium out here! Now, for those of you tuning in from home, let me sketch this moment for you. Christina Ricci is standing there, her legs – those incredible legs – now completely in the spotlight. They're every bit as remarkable as the rumors suggested. And then, there's this tiny black triangle of fabric, adding an air of mystery and allure to the scene. It's a transformation that's captivating the audience, placing Ricci at the heart of this dramatic showdown.
This is a spectacle, ladies and gentlemen. The atmosphere is electric, and we're only just getting started. Keep your ears glued to this station – you won't want to miss a second of this! Stay tuned!
Ladies and gentlemen, we're back in Round 2 and the tension is as thick as molasses in January. Jennifer's using her reach, trying to establish dominance early on, snapping out jabs like a cobra. But hold the phone, Christina's not buying what she's selling. With the grace of a gazelle, she's sidestepping those punches, her legs carrying her effortlessly around the ring. It's a ballet of sorts, each step perfectly timed, and Jennifer's jabs are hitting nothing but air.
Then, out of nowhere, Christina turns the tables. She closes the distance, quick as a hiccup, and lands a haymaker right on Jennifer's jaw. The sound of glove meeting face echoes through the arena - it's a crunch that'll make your grandma's dentures rattle. You can hear Jennifer's grunt, a mix of pain and surprise, as she reels from the impact. Christina's eyes are lit with fire, her expression a blend of focus and fierce determination. It's clear she's here to fight, and she's fighting hard.
The crowd is going bananas as Christina keeps up the pressure. She's throwing combinations like she's got a vendetta against Jennifer's gloves. You can hear the thwack, thwack, thwack of leather on leather, each punch punctuated by Jennifer's sharp breaths. Jennifer's trying to regain her footing, her legs dancing beneath her, but Christina's relentless. As the bell rings, ending the round, both fighters step back, their chests heaving, sweat glistening. This, my friends, is boxing at its finest. Stay tuned for what promises to be a slobber knocker of a Round 3!
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Well, folks, between rounds, we've got some real drama unfolding here. Jennifer lost that last round, and she's clearly not pleased about it. You can see the frustration on her face.
But wait, what's this? Ricci is quick to give the crowd what they want! IT'S CHRISTINA'S CHOICE, REMOVE JLH's TOP OR BOTTOM?
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Post by gbs on Feb 10, 2024 14:57:39 GMT -6
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Post by IBB on Feb 11, 2024 10:41:54 GMT -6
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Post by countrymouse on Feb 15, 2024 18:16:53 GMT -6
She's chosen to remove Jennifer's blouse. Now, that's a bold move, ladies and gentlemen.
There's a bit of a dispute with the referee, though. Jennifer doesn't want to forfeit her clothing, but the referee insists – or this counts as a loss. It's a battle of wills in the corner.
The team takes out scissors, and there it is, Jennifer's famous décolletage is revealed! The crowd is roaring their approval, and I have to say, folks, I absolutely love this job!
Reports say they're 34Ds, but Jennifer herself has claimed she wears a 36C. Well, that's a debate for another day, but one thing's for sure, this match is heating up in more ways than one!
Round 3, folks, and the relentless grind is showing on Jennifer Love Hewitt. Her arms hang heavy, dripping sweat in the ring's dim light.
Jennifer keeps her focus on Christina Ricci, but Christina's elusive movements make her a ghost to hit.
Jennifer's punches often meet empty air, a testament to Christina's slick defensive tactics.
But then, in an eye-blink, Christina strikes back, a rapid combo that rattles Jennifer's skull. Jennifer stumbles back, and Christina capitalizes with two vicious hooks to the gut. We're talking body punching that would make Roberto Durán himself nod in approval. Each of Ricci's hooks lands like a sledgehammer to the midsection. Jennifer, her defense now as porous as a sieve, is left gasping for every breath like a drowning sailor.
As the round draws to a close, Jennifer Love Hewitt finds herself on her knees, drained and defeated. Christina Ricci's dominance is undeniable, her mastery of boxing techniques and tactics shining through, while Jennifer, winded and dizzy, struggles to find her footing.
Well, folks, if you thought this fight couldn't get any more intense, you better buckle up, 'cause we've just taken a wild turn! Jennifer Love Hewitt's on the canvas, moaning in pain, clutching her battered belly. But there's no rest for the wicked, and Christina's back at it!
“Ugh…”
Christina, she's got that predatory glint in her eye, and she decides to go for the jugular – or should I say, the lingerie drawer? IT'S JLH's TURN TO TAKE SOMETHING OFF! TOP OR BOTTOM? VOTE NOW!
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Post by IBB on Feb 16, 2024 4:31:49 GMT -6
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Post by gbs on Feb 16, 2024 14:42:38 GMT -6
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Post by countrymouse on Feb 19, 2024 20:26:21 GMT -6
She's chosen to remove Jennifer's blouse. Now, that's a bold move!
We're witnessing a moment of contention as Jennifer argues with the Referee, clearly not thrilled about the prospect of forfeiting her blouse. But wait, after a tense ten seconds, there's a shift. Jennifer raises her arms, signaling to her corner team that it's time to get to work.
The team moves in with remarkable speed. They quickly unbutton the shirt, then, with a flair for the dramatic, they slice through the shoulders, ripping the sleeves from Jennifer's slender arms.
And then they cut away the remaining fabric, and the blouse gracefully floats to the canvas. And there she is, Jennifer Love Hewitt, revealed in all her glory. Wow, folks, she's got an incredible figure! We're talking about an hourglass figure here, complete with a trim yet soft stomach, the kind that's celebrated in the world of high fashion.
But as we gaze in admiration, one can't help but speculate – will that soft tummy become a prime target in round 3?
Round 3:
Hewitt keeps her focus on Christina Ricci, but Christina's elusive movements make her a ghost to hit. Jennifer's punches often meet empty air, a testament to Christina's slick defensive tactics.
But then, in an eye-blink, Christina strikes back, a rapid combo that rattles Jennifer's skull. Jennifer's reeling back, off-balance, and Christina sees her moment.
She moves in, unleashing two vicious hooks to the gut that are pure textbook technique. We're talking about body punching that would undoubtedly make Roberto Durán, the hands of stone himself, nod in approval!
Each of Christina's hooks hits with the impact of a sledgehammer, right to the midsection. Let's talk anatomy and impact here: the midsection, a key target area in boxing, is where a lot of vital organs are housed. Those hooks to the gut? They're not just inflicting pain; they're strategically sapping Jennifer's stamina, making it harder for her to maintain her defense and stay agile in the ring.
Jennifer's defense is crumbling, folks. It's as porous as a sieve now, unable to fend off Christina's relentless assault. After those punishing body blows, Jennifer's left gasping for air, each breath a struggle - gasping for every breath like a drowning sailor.
As the round draws to a close, Jennifer Love Hewitt finds herself on her knees, drained and defeated. Christina Ricci's dominance is evident, her mastery of boxing techniques and tactics shining through, while Jennifer, winded and dizzy, struggles to find her footing.
Well, folks, if you thought this fight couldn't get any more intense, you better buckle up, 'cause we've just taken a wild turn! Jennifer Love Hewitt's on the canvas, moaning in pain, clutching her battered belly.
“Ugh…”
Christina, she's got that predatory glint in her eye, and she decides to go for the jugular – or should I say, the lingerie drawer?
JLH’s loses again. Should she take something off the top or bottom? VOTE NOW!
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Post by IBB on Feb 20, 2024 2:43:07 GMT -6
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Post by gbs on Feb 20, 2024 18:20:24 GMT -6
didn't we already vote for Top?
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Post by countrymouse on Feb 25, 2024 11:08:57 GMT -6
She wastes no time, immediately targeting Jennifer's bra like it's a prized trophy. "No way, that's not happening!" she exclaimed, refusing to comply with the demand in front of the frenzied crowd.
The referee, maintaining an impatient yet professional demeanor, responded, "Jennifer, I understand your frustration, but it's my job to enforce the rules of strip boxing."
Jennifer's anger intensified. "This is ridiculous! I saw the way you were looking at me. I bet you've been planning this with the judges, haven't you? Just to see me naked!" she accused.
The referee firmly denied her accusations. "That's a serious accusation. The rules apply to all participants equally," he stated.
Still upset, Jennifer retorted, "Professional? Why don’t you strip down and have hundreds of crazed perverts stare at you!" Her voice was thick with indignation.
The referee, sympathetic yet unwavering, replied, "The rules are clear. If you refuse, it will be recorded as an official loss."
"This is unbelievable!” Jennifer, still seething with anger and frustration, reluctantly agreed to comply. “Fine, I'll do it. But this is wrong on so many levels, and I'm not okay with it!”
Every red-blooded young man's anticipation has been building for years, and now, the moment of truth is upon us. It’s the summit of Everest! The team, with hands as steady as a surgeon's, snips through the shoulder straps of Jennifer's bra. The garment, unable to withstand the gravity of her bosom, succumbs, sinking gracefully. Jennifer, caught in the spotlight, her cheeks flushed with a deep blush, looks momentarily poised to flee. The scissors then hover, with bated breath, between the cups. One more snip, and...
Wow! Just like that, the black fabric falls away, and, my god, what a sight! Jennifer's 38-25-38 figure stands before us in all its glory. Whether she's a 34D or a 36C as she claims, it hardly matters now. Jennifer's own words resonate profoundly, "I like my boobs, They've always served me well. They're good." And I have to agree, they're beyond good, they're phenomenal! The sight of her is enough to leave anyone speechless. As for me, your ringside commentator, you should be absolutely envious. Witnessing Jennifer's reveal in this way is a privilege few can claim, and we’re only in round 3!
Round 4, ladies and gentlemen, and Jennifer is telling herself, "No more chasing shadows!" She ditches those futile attempts to catch the elusive Christina Ricci and goes absolutely wild, pushing forward and making it rain fists! The sheer volume is just too much for Ricci to dodge completely.
Ooh, Christina's feeling the heat as she takes some head-turning shots, and boy, that's gotta sting! Jennifer's determination is showing, and Ricci's legs are starting to betray her as she staggers under the relentless assault.
Ouch! She's staggering there. And as the bell rings, Jennifer, well, she's definitely accomplished her mission, folks! As the bell rang, Jennifer had succeeded in her mission, and Christina Ricci is left reeling from that fierce round of action!
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Well, folks, this match just keeps on giving! Jennifer Love Hewitt, clearly pleased with herself after that round, raises her arms in triumph to the roaring crowd. But she's not done making her mark in this fight. Oh no, she's got something else in mind, something that's got the audience on the edge of their seats!
Ricci lost this round. She has already lost her skirt, what does she lose next? Top or Bottom? Vote!
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Post by IBB on Feb 25, 2024 14:01:23 GMT -6
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Post by gbs on Feb 25, 2024 14:46:04 GMT -6
top
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Post by boobytrap1 on Feb 26, 2024 10:28:20 GMT -6
I'll break the trend and vote bottom
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Post by countrymouse on Mar 1, 2024 16:20:41 GMT -6
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Well, folks, this match just keeps on giving! JLH, clearly pleased with herself after that round, raises her arms in triumph to the roaring crowd. But she's not done making her mark in this fight. Oh no, she's got something else in mind, something that's got the audience on the edge of their seats!
Jennifer chooses to remove Ricci's shirt, and what do you know, Christina complies, holding out her arms as her corner team jumps into action. Scissors in hand, they cut through the shoulders and rip those sleeves away. And as those buttons of Christina's blouse are undone one by one, it's revealed that Christina is no slouch when it comes to her figure. Her breasts are nothing to scoff at, and her stomach is well-defined, folks, no six-pack, but it's clear she hits the gym on the regular.
Ricci stands there, defiant in her black bra and panties, gloves on her hips, ready to continue this intense battle! It's a moment the audience at home won't forget, and the crowd in the arena is loving every second of it!
Round 5, folks! Ricci dances around the ring, her movements as graceful as a butterfly, but her strikes are as fierce as a vampire bat's bite. She executes her plan flawlessly – Belly! Chin! Chin! Uppercut! Christina nullifies Jennifer's relentless swarm of punches.
With a Cross! Hook! Christina seals the deal, securing the round on points with a wide margin. JLH finds herself heaving in the corner, her mass of hair clinging to her sweaty face. She’s in awe of Ricci's comeback.
One might say she’s “Having the time of her life!” Eh? The crowd's roaring, and this fight is delivering a barn burner of skill and strategy!
JLH loses again, Top or Bottom?
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Post by IBB on Mar 2, 2024 0:59:40 GMT -6
Bottom
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Post by gbs on Mar 2, 2024 22:18:03 GMT -6
Bottom
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Post by countrymouse on Mar 5, 2024 0:21:58 GMT -6
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Christina Ricci, she's like ice, folks, not a hint of fluster as she gestures for Jennifer Love Hewitt's skirt to come off. Jennifer, well, she's got that look of frustration as her team gets to work. Those scissors are cutting into the hem of her skirt, tearing a slit that reveals what can only be described as a pair of absolutely stunning legs! Oh boy, this is heating up fast!
And there it goes, the waistband sliced through like a hot knife through butter, and Jennifer Love Hewitt is left standing in nothing but her boxing boots and panties! You heard me right, folks, nothing but those boots and panties, and let me tell you, JLH has been called the best body in Hollywood, and I'll be darned if that ain't the truth!
Round 6, folks, and it's like a switch has been flipped! Hewitt, with a half-smile on her lips, deciphers Christina's rhythm. Her heaviest punches are starting to get through, and Christina's stumbling to the right, then walking into Jennifer's left fist, and then another powerful right. Christina's guard drops, and she must be seeing lights!
Jennifer seizes the opportunity, folks, launching a relentless offensive assault! Jennifer seizes the opportunity, folks, launching a relentless offensive assault! She delivers a thunderous right-left combination to Christina's belly, causing her to "oof!" and double over in pain. I'm talking about a punch that feels like a freight train hitting your gut! Her legs wobble, and she stumbles backward, struggling to maintain her balance.
The Goth Princesses’s face contorts in agony, her eyes widen in shock, and the air rushes out of her lungs with an audible grunt.
JLH drops her lead shoulder and swings with all her might, like a batter aiming for a home run. The impact of her fist meeting Christina's mouth is a jarring collision felt through her arm. That punch produces a sharp, echoing crack as it sends the Goth Princess airborne, crashing hard onto the canvas and rolling onto her stomach with a groan.
The referee rushes to check on Christina, but she's out cold, folks! He immediately calls for the bell, declaring Jennifer Love Hewitt the winner by knockout in the sixth round! What a turnaround, what a display of skill and relentless power! Jennifer Love Hewitt is victorious tonight! KO6!
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It's the final bell, and we have our surprise winner, Jennifer Love Hewitt! She's wasted no time, demanding her gloves be removed and a robe to cover up. As Ricci begins to stir in her corner, you can see it in her eyes—the realization of her loss, a bitter pill to swallow. But hold on, Hewitt's showing sportsmanship here. It wasn't personal for her, and she chooses to leave the ring rather than further humiliate Ricci.
Now, a forfeit is a forfeit, my friends, and Ricci extends her arms for her team to finish the job. Gloves come off, scissors make quick work of the sides of her briefs, and the back of her bra is unhooked. Holy moly, folks! Would you look at that? Christina Ricci, she's all grown up now, and I'll tell you, I'm seeing something that's making me believe in miracles tonight! Christina Ricci, who's been icy cool throughout the match, now turns beet red with embarrassment. She stands there for the required 30 seconds, covering herself with her hands, and then her team covers her with a robe. If you weren't a fan of Christina before, well, you better believe you're becoming one now! What a turn of events, and what a night of boxing!
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Post by gbs on Mar 5, 2024 16:35:17 GMT -6
We would like to see either a rematch or another bout between these two.
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