Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Dec 31, 2023 20:31:03 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of The FCBA, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap December and 2023 with another great Asylum card!"
Cassie: "And, we'll be starting the festivities at lightweight where Bella Hadid makes her Asylum return against Taylor Hill, followed by a flyweight battle featuring the Philly return of Halsey against Olivia Rodrigo!"
McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad enough, then we'll move back lightweight to see Amelia Hamlin return to Asylum against that tomato can Cristy Ren out on Weirdo's fake beach!"
Cassie: "More lightweight action will follow, with Laura Harrier making her Asylum debut to battle Tate McRae!"
Tess: "Then, we'll head to welterweight for Gigi Hadid's Philly return against the returning Antje Utgaard and will finish at bantamweight, where we'll have Breckie Hill's Asylum debut for a JMD battle against Mikalya Demaiter..."
McCarthy: "The BEST part of this is that talentless toothpick jerking the curtain!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, a beach fight, a JMD fight, and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy "Invasion of the H Girls At The Asylum!"
Cassie: "And, we'll be starting the festivities at lightweight where Bella Hadid makes her Asylum return against Taylor Hill, followed by a flyweight battle featuring the Philly return of Halsey against Olivia Rodrigo!"
McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad enough, then we'll move back lightweight to see Amelia Hamlin return to Asylum against that tomato can Cristy Ren out on Weirdo's fake beach!"
Cassie: "More lightweight action will follow, with Laura Harrier making her Asylum debut to battle Tate McRae!"
Tess: "Then, we'll head to welterweight for Gigi Hadid's Philly return against the returning Antje Utgaard and will finish at bantamweight, where we'll have Breckie Hill's Asylum debut for a JMD battle against Mikalya Demaiter..."
McCarthy: "The BEST part of this is that talentless toothpick jerking the curtain!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, a beach fight, a JMD fight, and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy "Invasion of the H Girls At The Asylum!"