Post by Lookout! Boxing on Nov 25, 2023 0:47:49 GMT -6
Avril Lavigne
(39, 5’1, 76:31 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
Vs.
Miley Cyrus
(31, 5’4, 29:34 FCBA, GBS)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian & The Dollhouse
BEFORE:
"This fight was Carmen's idea,” Avril can be heard griping loudly from her seat at the press table, the self-proclaimed Queen of the Dollhouse not looking too pleased after first having dropped the Flyweight title to Vanessa Hudgens and then recently lost for a third time to hated thorn-in-her-side, Cree Cicchino. “She thought it's going to be big with the fans. Whatever. I already kicked Miley's ass in 2019 and b*tch is on a 6 fight losing streak right now…” Avril snorts, before continuing. “Miley acts tough but her boxing career is hella embarrassing. Her win rate’s under 50%. I'll totally kick her ASS tonight.”
Cyrus is looking chirpier than usual despite that assessment. Yes, she may not be on an upwards trajectory here tonight, but neither is her opponent. And what better way to try to stake a revenge win against a down-and-out Lavigne?
"Yeah....I've lost a bunch of fights lately but luckily for me that all ends tonight because I get to fight a washed up weakling like Av,” Miley is seen smirking wide at the cameras, that pixie-cut blonde hair still fresh as a sprout of daisies. “Couldn't ask for a better opponent than someone who literally quit her previous fight after getting her ass whooped by Ramirez. I dominated her last time we fought and literally had her at my mercy but she got extremely lucky….I bet she won’t get lucky again tonight.” Miley turns to Avril and sets her with the stink-eye. “I'll make you quit even faster than Ramirez did."
Those are fighting words and both girls clearly don’t have the best intentions for one another. Even as Miley says those last words, Avril springs up from her seat and tries to rush the GBS starlet down, but is thankfully held back by an army of fight officials on hand. Cyrus may have already won the psychological battle here if it’s so easy to get under the Doll’s skin. There’s no doubt, however, that the stakes are higher than before, with both ladies set to break their irritating losing streaks and get back on track to the gold.
Twenty-four hours later, we’re back in the arena and ready to go with ten rounds of Flyweight action! Cyrus is dressed a tight white sports bra, showing off her AMD-caliber toned tummy and a pair of black and gold boxing trunks and finally snow white boxing gloves, her hair tied in a high ponytail. In the other corner, Avril in her usual pink and black sports bra and short tights, with the same color scheme on her tightly-wound boxing gloves, blonde hair in a ponytail.
Girls are already glaring daggers at each other from across the ring, and they’re set in their fighting stances when the referee signals for the opening bell! HERE WE GO!
ROUND 1:
After the debacle of losing two important fights in a row, Queen Avril can ill-afford another humiliating loss. She does not want to go the distance with Miley and kicks things off aggressively, swarming inwards with force and purpose and plenty of combos. She wants to put Cyrus on the back-foot from the opening seconds, and it shows, as her hands fly in high and low, tagging the taller blonde on her body and chin. Cyrus clearly has some catching up to do, those six losses in a row a stain on her resume that keeps growing larger and larger. Tonight, she has a chance to break that stalemate and what better way to do it against an opponent much shorter and older than herself? But that ring-rust is showing, her movements sluggish as she tries to intercept Avril’s attacks and barely hits back, and even when she does, those punches seem to lack in power and poise, proving to be more irritations to the Doll rather than hurting her to her face. Lavigne thus dominates the first minute and beyond, continuing to push the blonde actress back with rapid combinations, constantly getting into Miley’s face. And when the bell rings, it’s clear who has won this opening salvo!
ROUND 2:
Cyrus, however, could also be saving the best for last.. She’s learned from her mistakes in the previous fight and is biding her time now, letting Avril tire herself out before shooting in with more choice and nasty blasts to the Doll’s head, knocking her about silly once or twice in the opening minute of the second. That doesn’t seem to deter the Queen, however, as Avril sticks to her strategy of coming in hot and strong, wanting to blast Cyrus out of the water with larger, more risky swings for her head, to no avail. Cyrus may be rusty in there but she still has the good sense to put up those dukes of hers and intercept the attacks before they land on her noggin’. This gives her good opportunities to hammer Avril back with heavy punts to her nostrils and body. And speaking of Avril’s body… Cyrus seems to zone in on that targeted torso towards the end of the round, repeating drawing Lavigne’s arms high up to protect her head before driving a fist into her stomach or belly with too much glee, watching the Doll gasp and lurch in pain and no doubt taking multiple lessons from watching her last fight with Cicchino. It stems the bleeding for Cyrus, who takes the round by a smaller margin, but a victory is a victory!
ROUND 3:
And Avril looks pissed off! Despite her many victories in the ring in recent years (including of course seizing the Flyweight belt), denying the naysayers at every turn, age is still gonna catch up with the fiery Canadian blonde. She’s training even harder in the gym to keep up her stamina but that won’t stop her foes from targeting her body to sap her of her strength, as Cyrus is again trying to do. The wiley American meets her in the center of the ring and the two blondes THROW DOWN for a good thirty seconds, Avril continuing to slam punches into that pixie-cut of a face, whereas Cyrus going low and pummeling lefts and rights into Avril’s torso. But Lavigne’s aggression appears to win out, slowly inching out that look of bedazzlement on Miley’s face, especially after another deft hook is driven into her cheek to jolt her head to the side with a loud grunt. Lavigne heaves after her foe, and as long as she can keep those abs tensed up and braced, she can take a little more punishment! For now, she makes the insolent blonde pay for those tummy tucks, driving more fists into her head and jawline, pushing her bit by bit towards the ropes! Cyrus looks shell shocked by the time her back hits the side of the ring, now desperately trying to cover herself up from the onslaught! Thankfully, her defenses hold out for the remaining thirty seconds, and as the bell rings, both fighters are already panting hard! Both girls want to win this rematch, but only one can emerge victorious!
ROUND 4:
Both girls rise from their stools and push themselves forward at the bell! Avril’s still keeping to her strategy of putting Miley away by five, but Cyrus seems to think her youthful energy is going to prevail by the end of the night! They CLASH again the center, fists whipped into faces and slammed into bodies. Cyrus this time mixes up her attacks and NAILS the Doll on the chin with several devastating shots, which throw her aim off right after! With a snarl, it’s Cyrus’ turn to SURGE in, capitalizing on the Doll’s dazed state to bury another series of punches straight into her face, before pushing her back with lunges for her body! Gloves thud in to Lavigne’s waistline, making her body lurch forward and her face to twist in a grimace, as she’s forced backwards and to cover up, her turn to desperately hang on for dear life! Oh my! Flashes of her previous two fights all over again, as that pale tummy can only take so much abuse before it quits! Cyrus knows this, and is expending all her remaining energy here, it appears, to put the Canadian singer down! Cyrus wails on Avril on the ropes, trying to break apart those forearms guarding her chest and chin, helping herself to generous scrapes and scoops of the waistline, snatching at the flesh in vengeful snarls, trying to get Queen Lavigne to lower her arms in order to blast her to Kingdom come! But Lavigne HANGS ON, clinching up with her rival at several points to buy herself some time, breathing hard on enemy shoulder until the referee is forced to intervene. It’s one hell of a shitshow for either woman, who seem to be taking turns reducing each other to putty. Finally, at the bell, Cyrus lets out a frustrated cry as she hooks another right hand into the arms, blasting Lavigne to the side but still failing to put her down for the count! It’s Cyrus’ round through and through, but this could spell trouble for the younger singer going into the fifth and beyond!
ROUND 5:
Case in point: Cyrus looks absolutely ragged coming into the fifth, looking as though she was the one who took that shellacking in the previous round. Lavigne looks battered and shaken herself, but she’s still having her arms up firm and walking confidently forwards, eager to take the fight back to the younger blonde. Girls jab tentatively at each other’s heads to start, both eager for a breather. But Lavigne knows this is her moment to strike. Slowly, she increases the pressure, pestering Cyrus with a series of jabs to her head, then amps it up even more when she notices Cyrus barely putting up a defense of her own. Miley’s getting rocked left, right, and center, her cheeks bunched in and head snapped by another right cross from the Dollhouse Queen, with Avril now turning the tables and taking full advantage of her lack of stamina. But of course, all Miley has to do is hold the f*ck on to the next round, protect her vulnerable chin even as the punches begin to add up… Lavigne senses the clock ticking and soars in with a low hook to the body followed by a wider swing to the head. It CONNECTS, but doesn’t put Miley away for good… Not yet at least! Cyrus gets her head and body turned but then SWINGS BACK on instinct, as though punch-drunk but still willing to fight tooth-and-nail to get the job done! Avril lets out a groan of her own as her own face gets shot to the side, feet desperately holding her ground and balance, and THESE TWO GO AT EACH OTHER ONCE MORE in the center, just taking turns rocking punches into puffing cheeks and reddened torsos, till Avril manages to swerve just in time, avoid another overhand from the Disney princess - BAM! Miley’s head snaps upwards as a slick uppercut CONNECTS to the base of her chin, and THERE SHE GOES, flailing backwards in shock! CYRUS GOES DOWN, collapsing onto her butt and side, looking stunned and glassy-eyed! Referee slides over to start the count, but it’s looking like she might not get back up from that number! 5….6….Miley is staring at mat, blinking rapidly and trying to shake off the feeling of her entire world spinning. But it’s no use! The ref reaches the count of 10 and Miley has fallen into a worse position: flat on her back, arms and legs splayed out near the ropes, chest heaving! It’s clearly OVER!
Official Result: Avril Lavigne defeats Miley Cyrus via KO5!
AFTER:
Big win for the Dollhouse star after losing her previous two outings, Lavigne now going up 2-0 over the younger Cyrus who is being attended to on the mat by the GBS medical team as the older singer celebrates with a victory lap around the ring, smiling and raising her arms to her many fans that finally get to see their idol winning again, against a very dangerous, physical opponent.
“I kicked her ass! Just like I said I would, bitches! And you know what? It was even easier than last time. Miley has no future in this sport. She’s a total underachiever while I’m a total overachiever. Sucks to be her!” a grinning Avril giggles to the cameras before making her way out of the arena to loud fanfare.
Queen Lavigne improves her record for the year to 8-3 and with one more PPV left, her fans are eagerly awaiting to find out who she’ll be taking on next to hopefully end the year with a bang.
As for Miley Cyrus, the GBS star falls to a worrisome 0-5 record for the year behind a 7 fight losing streak, and the young singer makes her way out of the ring after yet another defeat, exiting the arena quickly and leaving her fans wondering if they’re ever gonna see the athletic underachieving (Avril’s words!) singer rise through the ranks again.
