Post by Lookout! Boxing on Aug 25, 2023 21:24:01 GMT -6
Taylor Swift vs Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Mistress of the Body Saddle #2
Mary Elizabeth Winstead: 38 years old, 5’8”, 75-58 since 2007, Foxfire Boxing
Taylor Swift: 33 years old, 5’11”, 85-43 since 2009, Fates Boxing, Mistress of the Body Saddle, Tractorpull Hall of Fame Inductee
Results: Lookout
Words: Fates
Before:
Taylor Swift has the opportunity to extend her dominance as mistress of the body saddle tonight with a win and defeat another challenger in the best of three set. Mary Elizabeth Winstead is looking to push this series to a decisive third fight after losing the first fight to Swift. Winstead was one of the first challengers to the start of Swift’s body saddle reign two years ago but was not able to defeat the blonde.
“I know Taylor is the favorite.” Mary tells the press. “But that is what excites me. I am the underdog and get the chance to get revenge and ride the mistress of the body saddle around the ring.”
“Mary is not in the hall of fame but I am” Taylor says. I am a better fighter than she is and my legs are miles better and longer than hers. I am going to take her down and send a message to all brunettes including that snake in my stable Emily.”
Winstead is the first girl to make her way to the ring and the challenger is wearing a blue bikini set with black gloves. The brunette has her body saddle slung over her shoulder and hands it off to the Foxfire staff while waiting for Swift.
Taylor steps out from the back with a black bikini set that shows off her long legs and she holds her body saddle in her hand. Swift raises the body saddle up to the sky as she struts to the ring, the blonde making sure to show off her long stems on the sandy beach. Taylor steps into the ring and the two girls go face to face. The ref steps between the two women and calls for the bell after the body saddles have been taken from the ring.
Round 1:
Taylor not known for her beach boxing but the blonde’s moving around quickly on the sand and she gets Mary early on. Swift workin that famous jab and going pop pop pop to Winstead’s face. Winnie snarling early as she gets worked back and Swift keeps the jabs coming. Winstead’s guard protecting her face as she gets hit into the ropes and the brunette gets the quick clinch and break. The two girls are separated and the fight continues. Swift still going for that famous jab but Winstead ducks a right and tags the signer with a right to her ribs. Mary clinches before Taylor can hit her back and the ref steps in again to bring the two girls apart. Winstead more comfortable out of the break and she avoids Swift’s blows but she isn’t hitting Swift back and the bell rings to end the first.
Round 2:
Swift moving quickly to start the second and she picks up where she left off. Taylor working Mary around the ring with her jabs and she pounds a left into the actress’s gloves. Winnie quick on her feet and she shifts right before ducking in and hitting Swift in her ribs. Taylor nudges Mary back and tags her back but MEW is out of Swift’s range and the blonde chases after her. Mary blocking Taylor’s jabs and the brunette dips in and gets in close with the blonde and hits her body in close range. Taylor hitting Mary back but the challenger is better in the close quarters boxing and she works the singer around the sandy ring. The bell rings and Mary evens the fight on points.
Round 3:
Winstead and Swift settle into their rhythms and Mary gets into Taylor’s body early. Winstead with a thumping left into Swift’s chest add the blonde hisses at her opponent. Winstead stays in close with Swift and she drives a right into her foe’s liver and Swift clinches for the break. Mary feints left after the break and lines up a right but Taylor beats her to the punch and drives the smaller girl backward. Mary protecting her head but Taylor is picking at her body and the actress is worked back into the ropes. Winstead escapes with a short right but Swift now showing off her power as she drives Winstead back with a left to her foe’s chest. Taylor finds Mary’s ribs and thumps leather into her on the beach and the bell saves Mary from more punches.
Round 4:
The Foxfire corner tells Winstead to stay on her toes and move quickly to neutralize Swift. Mary letting Taylor chase after her and the brunette blocks the blonde’s jabs and tags her in her chin. Mary darts in close and drives a right into Taylor’s body before she clinches. Winstead getting into her rhythm of avoiding the punches from the bigger girl before tagging her foe and clinching before Swift can hit her back. Blonde girl getting frustrated but the brunette keeps up her strategy and it is working and she moves Swift back. Taylor uses her long legs to retreat and put some distance between the two girls before she catches the brunette with a jab. Mary now the girl giving up ground but the actress didn’t get to be one of the best of the FCBA without taking a punch and staying on her feet. The bell rings and Winstead evens the fight on points.
Round 5:
The Fates corner tells Swift to use her advantages between the rounds and the blonde again goes back to her jab. Swift landing her jabs and Winstead is on the defensive early. Mary pressed into the ropes and the brunette digs a right into Taylor’s ribs to stop the blonde. Swift winces but she drives a right into Winstead’s chest and the brunette clinches to stop the mistress. The fight continues and Taylor chases after Mary and drives a left into her jaw! Winstead staggers back and Swift surges forward to plunge leather into the brunette’s midriff. Mary nearly bent double and Taylor pounds punches into the smaller girl’s body and Winnie knows she has to find a way away from the blonde. Mary with a desperation right that catches Taylor in her nose and she follows up with a punch to her liver. Swift bending over and Taylor’s hurt! Winstead with a clubbing right that sends Swift spinning at the bell.
Round 6:
Winnie out of her corner like a shot and she takes it to the mistress of the body saddle! Taylor covering up but Mary keeps up the pressure and digs in another blow into her liver. Swift gasps moves her gloves down and Winstead snaps her head back with a right. Taylor sent reeling into the ropes and the blonde desperately clinches as Mary drives short punches into her body. The referee steps in to pull the two girls apart and Swift’s legs are wobbly out of the break. Taylor jabbing at Mary but the blonde is not moving and Mary ducks in, drives a right into her foe’s body and backs away before the singer can land a punch back. Swift’s blows becoming less crisp and Winstead lands her punches around the blonde’s guard! Swift getting dissected and the crowd on the beach roars as Winstead goes for the KO. Mary jumps in close and pounds body blows into the bigger girl’s body before swiping a right into her foe’s chin and Taylor’s legs give a shimmy! Swift off balance and Winstead with a left-right into her foe’s jaw and down goes Taylor! Swift not moving and Winstead’s raising her arms! The ref reaches ten and your winner by KO6 Mary Elizabeth Winstead!
After:
Winstead poses as Swift slowly starts to move her arms and crawls to the ropes. Mary plants her foot on Taylor’s back.
“Come here Swifty!” Mary taunts before she grabs her body saddle from her corner and slips it around Taylor’s back.
“I told you to not call me that,” Taylor protests but the brunette has already cinched in the saddle and swung her legs over the blonde’s back.
“I am sorry Swifty but you lost to me.” MEW says and she kicks her heels into Swift’s body. “Giddyup!”
Swift lurches forward slowly and the blonde is still unsteady getting knocked out. Winstead kicks her heels in again.
“Faster sweetie!” Mary commands. Taylor picks up the pace for a few lurching feet before completing her first lap. The mistress of the body saddle pauses but Mary yanks on her hair. “Another lap Swift I am not done.”
Taylor lurches forward again but the blonde’s run out of energy and she collapses. Winstead gets up and plants her foot on the mistress’s back.
“See you next month when I take that body saddle title for myself! That's what you get for worrying about your stablemate Emily!” Mary declares as she exits the ring.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead: 38 years old, 5’8”, 75-58 since 2007, Foxfire Boxing
Taylor Swift: 33 years old, 5’11”, 85-43 since 2009, Fates Boxing, Mistress of the Body Saddle, Tractorpull Hall of Fame Inductee
Results: Lookout
Words: Fates
Taylor Swift has the opportunity to extend her dominance as mistress of the body saddle tonight with a win and defeat another challenger in the best of three set. Mary Elizabeth Winstead is looking to push this series to a decisive third fight after losing the first fight to Swift. Winstead was one of the first challengers to the start of Swift’s body saddle reign two years ago but was not able to defeat the blonde.
“I know Taylor is the favorite.” Mary tells the press. “But that is what excites me. I am the underdog and get the chance to get revenge and ride the mistress of the body saddle around the ring.”
“Mary is not in the hall of fame but I am” Taylor says. I am a better fighter than she is and my legs are miles better and longer than hers. I am going to take her down and send a message to all brunettes including that snake in my stable Emily.”
Winstead is the first girl to make her way to the ring and the challenger is wearing a blue bikini set with black gloves. The brunette has her body saddle slung over her shoulder and hands it off to the Foxfire staff while waiting for Swift.
Taylor steps out from the back with a black bikini set that shows off her long legs and she holds her body saddle in her hand. Swift raises the body saddle up to the sky as she struts to the ring, the blonde making sure to show off her long stems on the sandy beach. Taylor steps into the ring and the two girls go face to face. The ref steps between the two women and calls for the bell after the body saddles have been taken from the ring.
Round 1:
Taylor not known for her beach boxing but the blonde’s moving around quickly on the sand and she gets Mary early on. Swift workin that famous jab and going pop pop pop to Winstead’s face. Winnie snarling early as she gets worked back and Swift keeps the jabs coming. Winstead’s guard protecting her face as she gets hit into the ropes and the brunette gets the quick clinch and break. The two girls are separated and the fight continues. Swift still going for that famous jab but Winstead ducks a right and tags the signer with a right to her ribs. Mary clinches before Taylor can hit her back and the ref steps in again to bring the two girls apart. Winstead more comfortable out of the break and she avoids Swift’s blows but she isn’t hitting Swift back and the bell rings to end the first.
Round 2:
Swift moving quickly to start the second and she picks up where she left off. Taylor working Mary around the ring with her jabs and she pounds a left into the actress’s gloves. Winnie quick on her feet and she shifts right before ducking in and hitting Swift in her ribs. Taylor nudges Mary back and tags her back but MEW is out of Swift’s range and the blonde chases after her. Mary blocking Taylor’s jabs and the brunette dips in and gets in close with the blonde and hits her body in close range. Taylor hitting Mary back but the challenger is better in the close quarters boxing and she works the singer around the sandy ring. The bell rings and Mary evens the fight on points.
Round 3:
Winstead and Swift settle into their rhythms and Mary gets into Taylor’s body early. Winstead with a thumping left into Swift’s chest add the blonde hisses at her opponent. Winstead stays in close with Swift and she drives a right into her foe’s liver and Swift clinches for the break. Mary feints left after the break and lines up a right but Taylor beats her to the punch and drives the smaller girl backward. Mary protecting her head but Taylor is picking at her body and the actress is worked back into the ropes. Winstead escapes with a short right but Swift now showing off her power as she drives Winstead back with a left to her foe’s chest. Taylor finds Mary’s ribs and thumps leather into her on the beach and the bell saves Mary from more punches.
Round 4:
The Foxfire corner tells Winstead to stay on her toes and move quickly to neutralize Swift. Mary letting Taylor chase after her and the brunette blocks the blonde’s jabs and tags her in her chin. Mary darts in close and drives a right into Taylor’s body before she clinches. Winstead getting into her rhythm of avoiding the punches from the bigger girl before tagging her foe and clinching before Swift can hit her back. Blonde girl getting frustrated but the brunette keeps up her strategy and it is working and she moves Swift back. Taylor uses her long legs to retreat and put some distance between the two girls before she catches the brunette with a jab. Mary now the girl giving up ground but the actress didn’t get to be one of the best of the FCBA without taking a punch and staying on her feet. The bell rings and Winstead evens the fight on points.
Round 5:
The Fates corner tells Swift to use her advantages between the rounds and the blonde again goes back to her jab. Swift landing her jabs and Winstead is on the defensive early. Mary pressed into the ropes and the brunette digs a right into Taylor’s ribs to stop the blonde. Swift winces but she drives a right into Winstead’s chest and the brunette clinches to stop the mistress. The fight continues and Taylor chases after Mary and drives a left into her jaw! Winstead staggers back and Swift surges forward to plunge leather into the brunette’s midriff. Mary nearly bent double and Taylor pounds punches into the smaller girl’s body and Winnie knows she has to find a way away from the blonde. Mary with a desperation right that catches Taylor in her nose and she follows up with a punch to her liver. Swift bending over and Taylor’s hurt! Winstead with a clubbing right that sends Swift spinning at the bell.
Round 6:
Winnie out of her corner like a shot and she takes it to the mistress of the body saddle! Taylor covering up but Mary keeps up the pressure and digs in another blow into her liver. Swift gasps moves her gloves down and Winstead snaps her head back with a right. Taylor sent reeling into the ropes and the blonde desperately clinches as Mary drives short punches into her body. The referee steps in to pull the two girls apart and Swift’s legs are wobbly out of the break. Taylor jabbing at Mary but the blonde is not moving and Mary ducks in, drives a right into her foe’s body and backs away before the singer can land a punch back. Swift’s blows becoming less crisp and Winstead lands her punches around the blonde’s guard! Swift getting dissected and the crowd on the beach roars as Winstead goes for the KO. Mary jumps in close and pounds body blows into the bigger girl’s body before swiping a right into her foe’s chin and Taylor’s legs give a shimmy! Swift off balance and Winstead with a left-right into her foe’s jaw and down goes Taylor! Swift not moving and Winstead’s raising her arms! The ref reaches ten and your winner by KO6 Mary Elizabeth Winstead!
After:
Winstead poses as Swift slowly starts to move her arms and crawls to the ropes. Mary plants her foot on Taylor’s back.
“Come here Swifty!” Mary taunts before she grabs her body saddle from her corner and slips it around Taylor’s back.
“I told you to not call me that,” Taylor protests but the brunette has already cinched in the saddle and swung her legs over the blonde’s back.
“I am sorry Swifty but you lost to me.” MEW says and she kicks her heels into Swift’s body. “Giddyup!”
Swift lurches forward slowly and the blonde is still unsteady getting knocked out. Winstead kicks her heels in again.
“Faster sweetie!” Mary commands. Taylor picks up the pace for a few lurching feet before completing her first lap. The mistress of the body saddle pauses but Mary yanks on her hair. “Another lap Swift I am not done.”
Taylor lurches forward again but the blonde’s run out of energy and she collapses. Winstead gets up and plants her foot on the mistress’s back.
“See you next month when I take that body saddle title for myself! That's what you get for worrying about your stablemate Emily!” Mary declares as she exits the ring.