Fight 4 (Tina Louise vs. Vivian Hsieh) (JMD)

Tale of the Tape (JMD):

Tina Louise (6-2-0, 6 KO)
5'7, 42 years old, 34D
Celebrity Wrestling Federation

vs.

Vivian Hsieh (10-8-0, 10 KO)
5'5, 26 years old, 30F
Revolution Boxing

(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)

Intro:
"Welcome to this fabulous JMD contest… “

“AND NOW! Making her 9th appearance in the ring. Please welcome the Victoria, Australia native, standing 5 foot 7, weighing in at 120 pounds, TINAAAA LOUISSSSEEEEE!!”

Outfits:
After a scalding 7-1 start to her Revolution Boxing career, Vivian Hsieh had seen her run doused with cold water as of late. A disappointing 2022 ended with a loss to none other than Stana Katic, and 2023 hadn’t been any kinder. Still only 26, Hsieh desperately needed to snuff out at least one of the Cougars laid before her tonight; starting with Louise in a JMD bout where the Taiwanese beauty was custom-manufactured to thrive.

Tina was meticulously poured into a microscopic, pale-white, sheer bikini that clung to her heavy chest with admirable effort; a fitting attire for this JMD bout. The thin-banded tube top did little to contain her massive, overflowing D-cups; her heaving orbs swelling as though they were fastened with a belt rather than a bikini top with how much cleavage and underboob was being offered. Her wide, voluptuous hips devoured her string thong bottoms, the biting floss disappearing between her plump cheeks and bronzed folds of flesh as she slid salaciously into the ring.

Hsieh carried on the tradition of completely embarassing even the most buxom of the CWF group with her absurd proportions; her overflowing tits spilling out from a lavish, mostly sheer, black bikini top that was holding on for dear life. She hiked her bottoms as she climbed into the ring, splitting her alabaster cheeks with the thin string thong and bouncing on the balls of her feet, much to the delight of the crowd who enjoyed an obscene bit of jiggle physics.

Round 1:
In the first, it was unfortunately the same story for Hsieh. Vivian’s confidence after five consecutive losses was fragile, and her punches were even more so despite the raucous backing of the crowd. The firecracker Aussie had seen as much action in her first six months as Hsieh had been given in the last year. Not to say that Vivian hadn’t received enough work, but Louise had been absolutely ridden at the start of her late-budding career. The experience showed in spades, particularly in a jug-centric bout such as this; as Louise saw red as soon as the curtain lifted. Vivian’s enormous F-cups were a tantalizing target for Louise as she swiped away a paltry jab toward her own chest just seconds in and slung a trifecta of lifting uppercuts into the bottom of Hsieh’s jiggling rack. The brunette squealed and bounced to her heels as Louise bucked and groped her way through an uninspired defensive shell; slicing through her slender belly with yo-yo hooks to the hip before another meteoric right uppercut concaved Vivian’s taut tummy. The brunette whimpered as she looked to her corner early for guidance; cradling her hanging rack as she slipped away from an offered engagement and drawing a derogatory verbal jab from Louise in the process.

Hsieh tried to drag the Aussie into a clinch and offer a spiky jab to keep the rapacious platinum-blonde at bay, but Tina just kept swatting away her offerings. Another torrid flurry from the blonde saw Vivian’s flushed features disappear behind her forearms; her jugs sloshing wildly as Louise snaked and slithered venomous uppercuts through her limbs and raked through hunks of flesh. The brunette’s slumping frame buckled and twisted as she backpedaled across the ring, leaking guttural grunts as her chin and underboob were slammed with countless fists; lifted to her tippy toes by a final wheelbarrow left to the bottom of her rack that punctuated the bell. Louise completely overwhelms Hsieh to start, 10-8.

Round 2:
The blonde’s carnal appetite carried straight through the round intermission; practically dragging Hsieh out of her corner and slinging a pair of scissor-jabs over Vivian’s ducking head just as she lifted off her stool. The seemingly impenetrable blonde suddenly squelched as Hsieh craned below her miss and buttoned a crippling hook just below the crook of her armpit. Louise hoarsely grunt as she awkwardly sidestepped; one of her lean legs buckling inward as Vivian’s well-placed hook pierced her sideboob and temporarily paralyzed the deflating Aussie. Tina’s painted lashes fluttered as she vacantly strode back toward Hsieh; lifting to swipe a jab toward her chest before two more missiles detonated against her pert D-cups.

Louise gagged as her spandex-belted chest was pancaked by a pair of puncturing, bladed hooks; whimpering as she fell into the ropes, hooking the top to remain upright as her thighs jellied. Vivian furiously fumbled to seize the reigns; spiking a near-miss over Tina’s shoulder before clumsily careening into the gangly blonde. Louise meticulously grappled her way up Vivian’s bosomy frame, hauling back to level height at a glacial pace before their gratuitous clinch was broken by the official and they were shuffled back to center. Louise was more than happy to sputter her way to break, conceding a shocking comeback round in Vivian’s favor. 10-8 Hsieh.

Round 3:
The Aussie’s bronzed, glistening torso made long-distance examination difficult, but a perceptive eye could notice the reddening of her ribs right where Hsieh’s first electrified barb wedged its way in. Louise winced as she pushed off her stool; taking sharp, abbreviated breaths as the two patiently danced their way through the opening minute. Vivian’s extra-bosomy padding helped her come out on top as she traded biting jabs to the heart with Louise; and as her retaliatory tit shot punctured the Aussie’s chest, Tina mewled her subjugation and slunk away.

Louise chomped down on her gum-shield in agony as she palmed her pulsing orb with a gloved hand; drooling down her chest as her abdomen spasmed with rapid pants. Shuffling to her heels, Vivian helped her retreat by lashing a barbed right across her cheek, then pouring a stiff straight shot down her throat. Louise drunkenly spun spine-first into the corner, slouching to a cheeky stop with her thonged ass split by the post. Vivian unleashed a torrential barrage on the dazed blonde; spiking screwdriver rights up and down Louise’s abdomen as she twisted and buckled behind a crumbling wall. Tina’s pixie locks whipped with sweat as a bony hook throttled her temple; her crunching abdomen flexing with rolls of flesh as Hsieh cleaved ruthless hooks into her sloshing rack and pierced navel. Louise’s heroic top didn’t survive more than a few groping bear claws before Hsieh discarded it; the official imploring Louise to keep covering up or fight her way out of the mauling before he stopped the fight. Finally Louise did just that, bucking her way free and two-handed shoving her way to safety. Hsieh added a final insult to injury as she yanked the bunched material of Louise’s top around her waist, but the bloodied blonde had far bigger problems as she limped her way to the break. Hsieh looks to have finally found her form, taking another statement round 10-8.

Round 4:
After another overwhelmed round, Tina finally stopped the bleeding with a bit of a disjointed fourth. The lanky Aussie did a much better job of stunting Hsieh’s snowball attack before it could start; throwing a wet blanket over Vivian’s blistering last few rounds. 10-9 Louise, but she’s got more work to do.

Round 5:
Her top having finally succumbed to Hsieh’s cattiness in the fourth round, Tina Louise was now sporting a tiny pair of black ‘X’ pasties that her team had brought along; retribution on her mind as she slung meaty hooks toward Vivian’s vulnerable rack. Vivian seemed unwilling or unable to continue taking the chesty beating as Tina dribbled her across the ring; speeding up the timeline of her counterattack and leaping into Louise right as the Aussie threw a right hook that slung one of Hsieh’s tits free from her bikini cup. The porcelain-skinned model mewled as she stamped to her heels; clutching at her wardrobe malfunction as Tina skipped forward and tossed a wicked straight left dart between her eyes. Vivian’s bulbs widened as she slunk into the ropes, rebounding with a lethargic, looping left that was shunted away as it grazed into Tina’s shoulder. The blonde stoked the rising flames with another pair of chugging uppercuts into the bottom of Hsieh’s mammoth, swelling rack; sloshing her overflowing pair with another desperate squeal. Vivian swaddled her pulsing chest as Tina craned and flung another scalding hook into her temple; wobbling Hsieh before stamping two more straight rights into her tits. Finally the brunette had enough; blubbering as she took a weighted seat against the ropes clutching her swelling chest.

1… 2… 3… 4… 5… Hsieh folded into a pitiful fetal position; whimpering as she hugged her girls and writhed in agony at Louise’s feet.

6… 7… As the count rang deeper, Hsieh just shook her head and sunk flatter to the mat; gasping and sputtering with abbreviated pants with little intention to stand.

8… 9… 10!! SHE’S DONE!

"And your winner, by KO in Round 5, TINA LOUUUUUIIISSSEEEE!!!!"


Post Fight:
Louise balked at what she perceived as apathy from Hsieh; the brunette’s inability or disinclination to stand and continue taking her beating frustrating the fiery Aussie. Tina straddled the Taiwanese beauty from behind as Vivian curled into a ball on her knees; undoing the drawstring of the model’s bikini top and allowing the string to flutter to the canvas. Still Hsieh clung to her own chest, keeping the displaced material plastered to her rack until Tina reached around and turned the bunched top into a noose. Vivian gurgled as Louise used the makeshift rope to toss Vivian to her ass; slinging her to the ground where she could quickly kneel and straddle the brunette’s shoulders.

Louise pumped a merciless hammer-fist into Hsieh’s belly; heeling the obedient brunette as she tossed her top through the ropes. Vivian whimpered as she looked awkwardly upside down at the preening Aussie; squealing as Tina finally lowered her pastie-covered rack over her lips. Vivian’s slender frame sloshed and pitched with quick twitches; wiggling with all her might as Tina scooped up the back of her neck and hugged her deeper into a suffocating Breast Smother. Louise shimmied and nestled the muzzled brunette until her nose slid against the crest of her sternum; her sweat-soaked features disappearing between the platinum-blonde’s D-cups as she guzzled for air. With a few more spasms, the brunette fell still; her arms and legs plopping with a thud to the mat as she was left sprawled beneath Louise.