Taylor Swift versus Mary Elizabeth Winstead (MotBs #1)
Jul 28, 2023 19:41:05 GMT -6
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TAYLOR SWIFT VS MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD
Mistress of the Body Saddle Bout
Results: Lookout Writing: Archer
Taylor (Champion): 33 YO, 5’11 (1.80 m), 89-43-8, 84 KO since 2009 Fates Boxing
Mary (Challenger); 38 YO, 5’8 (1.73 m), 75057-0, 69 KO since 2007. Foxfire Boxing
Before: “When I made the open challenge I was surprised that it Winnie who took me up on,” says Body Saddle Champion Taylor Swift. “I would have thought my riding her into the canvas after I beat 2-1 in Best of 3 Body Saddle Fights.”
“Aw, Swifty, you remembered,” says Mary, “but I remember being decked out like Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and you running me so hard my legs just plain gave it. Of course, the good part of that was that I landed on you when it happened.”
“I told you stop calling me ‘Swifty’ and I could have been hurt when your bony body landed me.” Taylor growled.
“That was your own fault. You were the rider, you should realized when I was finished and at least had the sense clear. You were just enjoying it too much and ended up covered with bruises.”
“You better not try that again!” Taylor growled.
“I keep telling you that as that as the rider you have to be alert and stop blaming me. I lasted a darn long time and you know it!”
“At least you know I’m going to beat you again. I have beaten you 4 out 5 fights all totaled. I will be happy to do it again,” Taylor retorted.
“Don’t count your body saddles before they been strapped on,” retorted Mary.
“I’m counting the one I’ll be strapping on you, Winnie,:” Taylor fired back.
“See you there—Swifty,” Mary said and departed the stage.
On Fight Night, we find Mary in one of her favorite outfits, a red with white polka dots retro one piece swimsuit with red boots and gloves (white laces). Her bobbed hair is loose but wetted down. Taylor Swift is in a sparkling gold leotard with matching boots and gloves. Her hair is in a ponytail. The two have been accompanied by attendants carrying their respective body saddles to demonstrate each is ready for the post fight. The referee dismisses the attendants and then goes over the instructions with Mary and Taylor. This done, the two fighters touh and go to their corners. The bell rings.
R1: Taylor and Mary circle each other at mid ring. There is a brief exchange of probing punches and then Mary moves forward with a series of fast jabs aimed at Taylor’s head. Taylor ducks away and then swings back a big right hand that smashes hard into Mary’s jaw. Mary’s head spins and she lurches away. Taylor then moves forward following up with solid blows against Mary’s breasts and ribs. Mary trying to fight back continues to hit to the body. Mary getting some counters to Taylor’s body, but then Taylor gets in another solid right to the jaw and Mary falls back, covering up as she goes. Taylor working Mary;s body to the bell. Opening round goes easily to Taylor Swift.
R2: Taylor trying to press her advantage this round with more head shots, but Mary doing a better job of blocking the. Mary pumping hooks into Taylor’s midsection and the two seem to settle into body thumping exchange as the minutes tick by. Then Mary manages to heave an overhand right that catches Taylor between the eyes. Taylor shuddering an d knocked back on her heels. Mary banging away at Taylor’s rib cage. Taylor trying to regroup behind jabs into Mary’s chest as the round draws to a close. Judges give it to Mary Elizabeth Winstead by a close margin.
R3: Taylor counterattacking with a rapid series of jabs to Mary’s head and body. Mary kept off balance as she tries to respond, Taylor then concentrates on Mary’ head. Mary whacked solidly to thr sides of the head and then to the jaw. Mary has to cover up and fall back. Mary trying to use her jab to slow Taylor down, but Taylor nimble on her feet this round. Mary getting hit from unexpected directions and is under heavy pressure to the ribs and abs as the round winds down. Taylor bodying up on Mary and giving her a menacing stare, but Mary is defiant even as he round ends and Taylor chalks up a round won wide.
R4: Mary again under heavy pressure to the body as Taylor picks up where she left off. Taylor pressing in close, but Mary digs in. Mary driving hooks into Taylor’s body and forcing the blonde to give ground. Taylor seems to recover and then comes back again. But this time she opens with a chin checking dole uppercut that sends Mary stumbling back. Taylor then starts forward, eager to follow up, but Mary’s shaken off the chin shots and gives Taylor a barrage belly busting hooks. Taylor falls back, but then is right back at Mary to the belly with solid hooks of her own. Taylor looking fired up as she pounds the Winstead midsection. Mary resisting stubbornly, but she is doubled up and gasping at the bell. Judges find for Taylor Swit again, but MEW able to make it close.
R5: Mary moving out quickly at the bell, She feints a move to Taylor’s body, then rocks the blonde with a big right/left double uppercut to the chin. Taylor now lurching back, throwing up her mitts to guard her head while MEW is going to down on Taylor’s unguarded torso. Mary really giving Taylor a body beating, methodically working her way down from Taylor’s breast to her ribs to deep in her belly. Taylor doubled up and trying to jab the rampaging MEW off her. Mary now the one glaring at a gasping, but defiant Taylor as the round draws to a close. MEW comes back with a solid winning round.
R6: Taylor and Mary are both out quickly this round and they at each other with intensity. Heavy action to the jaw, chin and side of the head in the early going. Impacts are sending shivers down the fighters’ legs and creating little pauses between the exchanges. Then May shifts to attacking Taylor’s body once again. Taylor giving ground as Mary tries to press her advantage. Taylor using jabs to the face to try to slow the attack. Mary’s face getting puffy and discolored, but she is keeps firing hooks into Taylor’s torso to the bell, Hard-fought round goes to Mary Winstead by a narrow edge,
R7: Bell rings and out they come. Taylor going right to Mary’s belly with lunging hooks that go in deep and jackknife Mary forward. Mary staggers back, doubled up and trying to regroup. Taylor now drives her gloved fists against Mary’s head right/left, right/left, right/left. Mary reeling under the torrent of leather, slow her gets her gloves up to her head and then Taylor BLASTS Mary to the chin with a double right/left uppercut. DOWN GIES MEW! May is FLUNG on to her back and lays there arms over her head. Taylor looks down with satisfaction and then trots off to the neutral corner. Referee moves in to count. Mary groaning, but then pushes herself up into a sitting position, fans cheer her on, as she manages to reach a crouching position, but when she tries to go further she falls back as fans groan.
“NINE!...TEN!...YER OUT!” proclaims the refeee.
THE WIUNNER AND STILL MISTRESS OF THE BODY SADDLE: TAYLORSWIFT OF FATES BOXING. VICTORY OVER MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD OF FOXFIRE BOXING KO7!
After: It takes a while for Mary to be pronounced ready, but Taylor and her body saddle are patient. When the okay is given, Taylor leads a unhappy, but resigned Mary to the middle of the ring for the body saddle to be strapped on.
“Thought you could beat me, didn’t you? Silly Mary, that one win you got over me was the fluke, I think this proves I am definitely your superior in boxing,” Taylor is chattering away as she tightens the straps.
“Gloat while you can, Swifty, I never give up,” Mary growled.
Taylor gives Mary a swat on the rump: “I keep telling you not to call me ‘Swifty’. You wonlt listen, Now you pay the price.”
Taylor swings aboard Mary, she distains the stirrups preferring to wrap her long legs around Mary’s body. She gives Mary hard swat on the rear and they are off around the ring. Taylor makes May maintain a fast pace for the first two circuits, but I the third she seems to realize Mary is losing steam, so she slowly the pace and they make fourth round after the third. Mary is now breathing hard and her legs are trembling. Taylor stops in the middle of the ring and slides off.
“Good horsey,” says Taylor. “Now what is my name?”
“Taylor,” Mary says wearily.
“Very good.”
“But I still prefer ‘Swifty’,” Mary says with a weary smile.
“You are impossible, Winnie, but I think I am getting fond of our rides,” Taylor says. Mary sinks to her hands and knees. “I will let you go. Let me know when you want to try again.”
“I am not giving up,” Mary says wearily. Taylor and her assistant remove the saddle and help Mary to her feet.
“OK, see you then, and I still don’t like you calling me ‘Swifty’,” Taylor said giving Mary one last swat on the rump.
“Live with it—Swifty,” Mary says and then trots off to the Foxfire corner.
Quite a battle, but once again Taylor Swift won out over a stubborn Mary Winstead. Mary looked to be coming on in the 5th ad 6th rounds, but Taylor got to her in 7th and didn’t let up until she had the KO. Another impressive win for the Fates Boxing champion. A painful loss for Mary, but she’s seldom let a setback discourage for her for long.
Mistress of the Body Saddle Bout
Results: Lookout Writing: Archer
Taylor (Champion): 33 YO, 5’11 (1.80 m), 89-43-8, 84 KO since 2009 Fates Boxing
Mary (Challenger); 38 YO, 5’8 (1.73 m), 75057-0, 69 KO since 2007. Foxfire Boxing
Before: “When I made the open challenge I was surprised that it Winnie who took me up on,” says Body Saddle Champion Taylor Swift. “I would have thought my riding her into the canvas after I beat 2-1 in Best of 3 Body Saddle Fights.”
“Aw, Swifty, you remembered,” says Mary, “but I remember being decked out like Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and you running me so hard my legs just plain gave it. Of course, the good part of that was that I landed on you when it happened.”
“I told you stop calling me ‘Swifty’ and I could have been hurt when your bony body landed me.” Taylor growled.
“That was your own fault. You were the rider, you should realized when I was finished and at least had the sense clear. You were just enjoying it too much and ended up covered with bruises.”
“You better not try that again!” Taylor growled.
“I keep telling you that as that as the rider you have to be alert and stop blaming me. I lasted a darn long time and you know it!”
“At least you know I’m going to beat you again. I have beaten you 4 out 5 fights all totaled. I will be happy to do it again,” Taylor retorted.
“Don’t count your body saddles before they been strapped on,” retorted Mary.
“I’m counting the one I’ll be strapping on you, Winnie,:” Taylor fired back.
“See you there—Swifty,” Mary said and departed the stage.
On Fight Night, we find Mary in one of her favorite outfits, a red with white polka dots retro one piece swimsuit with red boots and gloves (white laces). Her bobbed hair is loose but wetted down. Taylor Swift is in a sparkling gold leotard with matching boots and gloves. Her hair is in a ponytail. The two have been accompanied by attendants carrying their respective body saddles to demonstrate each is ready for the post fight. The referee dismisses the attendants and then goes over the instructions with Mary and Taylor. This done, the two fighters touh and go to their corners. The bell rings.
R1: Taylor and Mary circle each other at mid ring. There is a brief exchange of probing punches and then Mary moves forward with a series of fast jabs aimed at Taylor’s head. Taylor ducks away and then swings back a big right hand that smashes hard into Mary’s jaw. Mary’s head spins and she lurches away. Taylor then moves forward following up with solid blows against Mary’s breasts and ribs. Mary trying to fight back continues to hit to the body. Mary getting some counters to Taylor’s body, but then Taylor gets in another solid right to the jaw and Mary falls back, covering up as she goes. Taylor working Mary;s body to the bell. Opening round goes easily to Taylor Swift.
R2: Taylor trying to press her advantage this round with more head shots, but Mary doing a better job of blocking the. Mary pumping hooks into Taylor’s midsection and the two seem to settle into body thumping exchange as the minutes tick by. Then Mary manages to heave an overhand right that catches Taylor between the eyes. Taylor shuddering an d knocked back on her heels. Mary banging away at Taylor’s rib cage. Taylor trying to regroup behind jabs into Mary’s chest as the round draws to a close. Judges give it to Mary Elizabeth Winstead by a close margin.
R3: Taylor counterattacking with a rapid series of jabs to Mary’s head and body. Mary kept off balance as she tries to respond, Taylor then concentrates on Mary’ head. Mary whacked solidly to thr sides of the head and then to the jaw. Mary has to cover up and fall back. Mary trying to use her jab to slow Taylor down, but Taylor nimble on her feet this round. Mary getting hit from unexpected directions and is under heavy pressure to the ribs and abs as the round winds down. Taylor bodying up on Mary and giving her a menacing stare, but Mary is defiant even as he round ends and Taylor chalks up a round won wide.
R4: Mary again under heavy pressure to the body as Taylor picks up where she left off. Taylor pressing in close, but Mary digs in. Mary driving hooks into Taylor’s body and forcing the blonde to give ground. Taylor seems to recover and then comes back again. But this time she opens with a chin checking dole uppercut that sends Mary stumbling back. Taylor then starts forward, eager to follow up, but Mary’s shaken off the chin shots and gives Taylor a barrage belly busting hooks. Taylor falls back, but then is right back at Mary to the belly with solid hooks of her own. Taylor looking fired up as she pounds the Winstead midsection. Mary resisting stubbornly, but she is doubled up and gasping at the bell. Judges find for Taylor Swit again, but MEW able to make it close.
R5: Mary moving out quickly at the bell, She feints a move to Taylor’s body, then rocks the blonde with a big right/left double uppercut to the chin. Taylor now lurching back, throwing up her mitts to guard her head while MEW is going to down on Taylor’s unguarded torso. Mary really giving Taylor a body beating, methodically working her way down from Taylor’s breast to her ribs to deep in her belly. Taylor doubled up and trying to jab the rampaging MEW off her. Mary now the one glaring at a gasping, but defiant Taylor as the round draws to a close. MEW comes back with a solid winning round.
R6: Taylor and Mary are both out quickly this round and they at each other with intensity. Heavy action to the jaw, chin and side of the head in the early going. Impacts are sending shivers down the fighters’ legs and creating little pauses between the exchanges. Then May shifts to attacking Taylor’s body once again. Taylor giving ground as Mary tries to press her advantage. Taylor using jabs to the face to try to slow the attack. Mary’s face getting puffy and discolored, but she is keeps firing hooks into Taylor’s torso to the bell, Hard-fought round goes to Mary Winstead by a narrow edge,
R7: Bell rings and out they come. Taylor going right to Mary’s belly with lunging hooks that go in deep and jackknife Mary forward. Mary staggers back, doubled up and trying to regroup. Taylor now drives her gloved fists against Mary’s head right/left, right/left, right/left. Mary reeling under the torrent of leather, slow her gets her gloves up to her head and then Taylor BLASTS Mary to the chin with a double right/left uppercut. DOWN GIES MEW! May is FLUNG on to her back and lays there arms over her head. Taylor looks down with satisfaction and then trots off to the neutral corner. Referee moves in to count. Mary groaning, but then pushes herself up into a sitting position, fans cheer her on, as she manages to reach a crouching position, but when she tries to go further she falls back as fans groan.
“NINE!...TEN!...YER OUT!” proclaims the refeee.
THE WIUNNER AND STILL MISTRESS OF THE BODY SADDLE: TAYLORSWIFT OF FATES BOXING. VICTORY OVER MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD OF FOXFIRE BOXING KO7!
After: It takes a while for Mary to be pronounced ready, but Taylor and her body saddle are patient. When the okay is given, Taylor leads a unhappy, but resigned Mary to the middle of the ring for the body saddle to be strapped on.
“Thought you could beat me, didn’t you? Silly Mary, that one win you got over me was the fluke, I think this proves I am definitely your superior in boxing,” Taylor is chattering away as she tightens the straps.
“Gloat while you can, Swifty, I never give up,” Mary growled.
Taylor gives Mary a swat on the rump: “I keep telling you not to call me ‘Swifty’. You wonlt listen, Now you pay the price.”
Taylor swings aboard Mary, she distains the stirrups preferring to wrap her long legs around Mary’s body. She gives Mary hard swat on the rear and they are off around the ring. Taylor makes May maintain a fast pace for the first two circuits, but I the third she seems to realize Mary is losing steam, so she slowly the pace and they make fourth round after the third. Mary is now breathing hard and her legs are trembling. Taylor stops in the middle of the ring and slides off.
“Good horsey,” says Taylor. “Now what is my name?”
“Taylor,” Mary says wearily.
“Very good.”
“But I still prefer ‘Swifty’,” Mary says with a weary smile.
“You are impossible, Winnie, but I think I am getting fond of our rides,” Taylor says. Mary sinks to her hands and knees. “I will let you go. Let me know when you want to try again.”
“I am not giving up,” Mary says wearily. Taylor and her assistant remove the saddle and help Mary to her feet.
“OK, see you then, and I still don’t like you calling me ‘Swifty’,” Taylor said giving Mary one last swat on the rump.
“Live with it—Swifty,” Mary says and then trots off to the Foxfire corner.
Quite a battle, but once again Taylor Swift won out over a stubborn Mary Winstead. Mary looked to be coming on in the 5th ad 6th rounds, but Taylor got to her in 7th and didn’t let up until she had the KO. Another impressive win for the Fates Boxing champion. A painful loss for Mary, but she’s seldom let a setback discourage for her for long.