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Post by countrymouse on Jul 18, 2023 23:28:07 GMT -6
 Battle for Team Supremacy!Gabi Fuller 5'4 119 pounds Flyweight 0-0-0 Debut Match  JR: “Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves for the so-called " Female Celebrity Boxing Association," where the absurdity reaches new heights! Eddie: Oh, Jim, I can't contain my excitement! These fighters are on fire, and they're looking smoking hot! JR "Ah, Eddie, your shameless obsession with ogling hot girls seems to know no bounds. Watching them in bikinis and beating each other senseless must be quite the show for you." Eddie: "You said it, JR! I feel like a kid in a candy store, surrounded by stunning women who can knock anyone out. It's the dream come true! And take a look at what she's wearing today, folks. A black robe and a cowboy hat. JR, she's borrowing your signature style! JR: I don't know if you should feel flattered or insulted! Eddie: Okay guys here is the moment of truth. Ms. Fuller drops the robe and… Hello Ms. Cleaver what a body she has! She is taut and toned to perfection! Look at those killer legs, folks! They are absolutely jaw-dropping! I can't take my eyes off them! What a babe! JR: Let's get straight to the facts, Eddie. Our focus is on Gabi Fuller, from cheerleading to boxing, a classic rags-to-riches story. Weighing in at 119 pounds, standing at 5'4. She is short and weighs nothing. Who needs actual boxing experience when you can shake pom-poms? I'm sure they'll come in handy in the ring, what do you think Eddie?" Eddie: "Jim, you just don't get it, do you? Gabi is one of the most popular flyers in cheerleading world. A four time cheerleading champion with Top Gun. And now, she's bringing her athleticism to the world of women’s boxing!" JR: "While you indulge in your fantasies, I'll be here to provide 'expert' commentary for the Female Celebrity Boxing Association—an organization that panders to desperate male fans, yearning to see their favorite eye candy engage in this ridiculous spectacle. Eddie, I for one, can't wait to witness Gabi's magnificent high-flying, pom-pom shaking, and cartwheeling techniques in the ring. It's bound to be a spectacle.” Eddie: "Jim, you can mock all you want, but Gabi has poured her heart and soul into this new path as a boxer, and mark my words, she's destined to make a name for herself in the FCBA." JR: "Oh, yes, Eddie, her potential is simply awe-inspiring. We've seen countless celebrities waltz into the ring, thinking they can become champions overnight. Has Gabi ever thrown a punch in her life?" Eddie: JR, you might be a bit jaded, but let's not undermine the hard work these female fighters put into their craft. Gabi is no exception. She's willing to prove herself, and in an inspiration to us all. JR: "Inspiration, you say? Well, I suppose we all find inspiration in different places. As for me, I'll be counting down the minutes until this circus concludes, longing for a return to a world where true sportsmanship reigns." |
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Post by countrymouse on Jul 18, 2023 23:32:34 GMT -6
Vale Genta (Val-et Yen-tah) 5'5 115lbs 0-0-0 Debut  Jim Ross: And here comes Vale Genta, folks, whoever she is, rocking a Miami Heat jersey. Oh boy, what a fashion statement. I'm sure the Heat are just thrilled to have their jersey associated with this illustrious event. I can hear the excitement in the air, or maybe it's just the desperate male fans hoping to catch a glimpse of these "athletes" in action. Eddie Haskell: Come on, JR, let's give Vale some credit. Not everyone is brave enough to step into the ring. Jim Ross: Eddie, I'm all for giving credit where it's due. But let's not kid ourselves. She probably learned her boxing from watching Rocky movies. I mean, who needs actual training when you can just wear a football jersey and call yourself a fighter? Eddie Haskell: JR, you're being too harsh. Vale deserves a chance to show what she's got. Jim Ross: Oh, absolutely, Eddie. I can't wait to see what Vale brings to the table. Maybe she'll surprise us all with a touchdown celebration after landing a punch. Who knows? The possibilities are endless. Eddie Haskell: Hold on to your hat JR, because Vale Genta is about to take center stage! She struts in with a confidence that is off the charts, and let me tell you, she's got the looks to back it up. With that jersey she's wearing I can’t wait to see what else she has going on besides those legs of hers. JR: Now Eddie, let’s try to be respectful… Eddie: But wait for it... Brace yourselves, Vale Genta, channeling Hulk Hogan, grips the neckline of her shirt and tears it open in a moment of pure spectacle! And there it is... ripping sound the shirt hits the ground and oh my, oh my! I can't believe my eyes! Standing before us, in nothing but that fiery red bikini, Those abs of steel, chiseled and defined, ready to knock you out! JR: Moving on. Vale Genta, a young talent, was born in Miami, Florida, and let me tell you, that's really important information for a boxing match. I mean, her place of birth is sure to have a significant impact on her performance in the ring, right? JR: Now, let's talk about her acting achievements. She has graced the screens in projects like "Royal Flush," "Guilty Party," and was naked in a music video called "She's Out of her Mind." Truly groundbreaking stuff. I'm sure her extensive acting experience will come in handy when she's dodging punches and throwing jabs. You know what they say, the more time you spend on set, the better boxer you become. Eddie Haskell: Sitting here it’s no wonder she's got such a massive following on social media. She's got it all going on – those blue eyes, that flowing blonde hair, curves that would make Barbie jealous! Vale's journey from Vine videos to the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles has been on a steady rise. She's worked hard to make a name for herself, growing her audience with her engaging content and undeniable charm. And now, here she is, ready to make her mark in the FCBA ring for the very first time. I can feel the excitement building, Jim. |
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Post by countrymouse on Jul 18, 2023 23:38:36 GMT -6
  After the weigh-in, Gabi seizes the opportunity to take a verbal jab at Vale. "What do I think of her?" Gabi scoffs, her voice dripping with disdain. "Vale Genta, you're nothing but a joke. You're no athlete, and let's face it, you've only been training for a couple of weeks. Meanwhile, I've sacrificed my entire childhood to become the athlete I am today."
Gabi continues her assault, asserting that management is merely using Vale as an easy win for Gabi. "They're feeding you to me, Vale. They know I'm going to embarrass you in that ring. You're just a stepping stone on my path to greatness."
Vale, undeterred by Gabi's harsh words, fires back with her own brand of biting remarks. "I couldn't care less about your four cheerleading championships, Gabi. That's not real athleticism. You prance around in your short skirts, thinking you're the star of the show. Well, newsflash, nobody on the team likes you. They've sent me after you to put you in your place and show you just how inadequate you truly are."
Not one to back down, Gabi launches a personal attack on Vale's appearance, trying to provoke a reaction. "Vale, you're as basic as a girl could be. You have nothing that I couldn't find in a men's magazine and a bottle of peroxide. You're just another forgettable face in the crowd."
Vale, refusing to be shaken, defends the sport of boxing and delivers a sharp retort. "Boxing is a real sport, Gabi, unlike your cheerleading escapades. You've never truly faced the danger of being punched in the face, no matter how much you may deserve it. But guess what? I'm thrilled to be the first one to land a punch on you. Maybe it'll straighten out that big nose of yours!"Eddie: (yelling with electrifying excitement!) That’s it Ladies and gentlemen, hold on to your seats because we are witnessing the eruption of raw emotion! Gabi's anger ignites like a wildfire, and she throws a wild swing at Vale with everything she's got! JR: But watch out, folks, because Vale's reflexes kick into high gear! With the grace of a cat, she effortlessly evades Gabi's punch, leaving her grasping at thin air. And oh, the audacity! Vale taunts Gabi with that sly grin and a tantalizing wriggle of her fingers, as if to say, "Is that all you've got?" Eddie: Unbelievable! You can taste the tension in this room!! Gabi is a raging storm, and Vale is like a lightning bolt slicing through. JR: Security personnel rush in, understanding the gravity of the situation. They act swiftly to separate these fierce competitors before the arena turns into an all-out battlefield. Eddie: This is it, my friends! The culmination of months of bitter rivalry, boiling down to this explosive moment! Gabi and Vale are like two charging bulls ready to collide! The air crackles with animosity, and the desire for victory is tangible! Jim Ross: Well, Eddie, here we are once again, witnessing the clash of two "pretty girls" who have yet to prove their mettle in the esteemed FCBA. I mean, who needs actual fighting experience when you can rely on looks and a well-fitted bikini, am I right? Eddie Haskell: Oh, Jim, you never fail to appreciate the finer aspects of this sport. Look at these lovely ladies, prancing around in their glamorous outfits, hoping to land a lucky punch or two. It's like watching a beauty pageant with a side of fisticuffs. Jim Ross: Beauty pageant indeed, Eddie. It's heartwarming to know that these ladies have taken time away from their busy schedules of posing for magazines and attending red carpet events to engage in a little boxing. I'm sure their extensive training in walking in high heels will come in handy inside the ring. Eddie Haskell: You have a way with words, Jim.Who knew that boxing could be so glamorous? It's like Christmas morning! Jim Ross: Oh, Eddie, you're right on the money. It's a joyous occasion, watching them throw wild fists while trying to keep their hair and makeup intact. I bet the boxing legends of yesteryear are just green with envy. |
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Post by countrymouse on Jul 20, 2023 0:14:00 GMT -6
Livvy Dunne vs Katie Austin (Writer CountryMouse/ Results: Lookout!)  Katie Austin Height: 5′ 7″ · Weight: 116 lbs JR: And here she is, making her entrance from stage right, none other than Katie Austin! The apple certainly doesn't fall far from the tree, as Katie is the daughter of the renowned fitness Queen Denise Austin.
Eddie: Absolutely, JR! This fight is not only going to be a battle of skills but also a showdown between two swimsuit babes. Katie and Livvy actually became friends during their Sports Illustrated photoshoots, and now they find themselves facing each other in the ring.
JR: That's right, Eddie. It's an interesting dynamic considering their friendship. Katie was the one who recruited Livvy to join the Femme Fight Club, and they've been training together as Bantamweights. This adds an extra layer of complexity to their matchup.
Eddie: Katie sheds her robe, it's evident that she has inherited all of Denise's best qualities. She's fit, friendly, and exudes a girl-next-door appeal. Plus, with both of her parents' financial resources, she certainly has the means to pursue her ambitions.
JR: "Standing at 5'7" and weighing in at 116 lbs, Katie's got the ideal frame for a bantamweight fighter. “
Eddie: Come on JR, looks at those grey eyes and blonde hair? She's got the curves in all the right places, you can't deny that she's a knockout in the looks department, JR.
JR: Well no, I’m not blind Eddie. While Katie may not have had a professional fight yet, she brings a wealth of experience from her training in boxing and mixed martial arts. With her background and the support of her fitness royalty lineage, Katie may very well be the most experienced fighter on this new team.
Livvy Dunne 5’6 Weight: 118 lbs
Record: 0-1-0
JR: And here comes Livvy Dunne, making her entrance in her LSU Tigers warm-up suit.
Eddie: Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves! Livvy Dunne, America's "It" girl, is right here in front of us, shedding her pants. Oh man! Those legs are to die for!. And now, she removes her LSU jacket, showing off her slim defined core. Believe me when I say, Livvy does not disappoint!
JR: Eddie, you're really fired up about Livvy. Are you saying she's the biggest star in Hollywood?
Eddie: JR, I'm not exaggerating when I say Livvy has the star power of Hollywood celebrities. With her massive following of 4 million fans, she's a social media sensation. Not to mention her recent jaw-dropping photo shoot with Sports Illustrated! Livvy is on another level, and we're lucky to witness her greatness.
JR: Well, Eddie, it seems Livvy's popularity is soaring. But let's not forget the reason we're here. Livvy steps onto the scale, proudly donning her black and blue team leotard. And she weighs in at 119 pounds, Livvy is in incredible shape!
JR: Tough break for Livvy in her first FCBA match against Breckie Hill. It seems her midsection may be a weakness based on that fight.
Eddie: Yeah, her belly took quite a beating. I doubt eating a dozen belly drivers was as fun for Livvy, as it was to watch. She would be smart to work on her abdominals.
JR: Absolutely. Both sports require strength and endurance, and Livvy's background should give her an edge in developing those qualities.
Eddie: And you know what, JR? I wouldn't be surprised if Livvy can do more muscle ups than you.
JR: Ha, well, I wouldn't doubt it. Livvy has shown great progress in picking up the fundamentals of boxing. It'll be interesting to see how she continues to adapt her skills from the floor to the ring.
Livvy looks at Katie with a mischievous grin, ready to throw her next verbal jab. “Oh, Katie, we both know the real reason you made the swimsuit issue. It's because they needed a distraction from your mom's awful 80s workout videos!” “Distraction?” Katie rolls her eyes, refusing to let Livvy's comment faze her. Please, Livvy. The only distraction here is your desperate attempt to stay relevant with your army of keyboard warriors.” “At least I have real fans,” Livvy smirks, her confidence growing. “Not just sweaty gym bros with a crush. Guess they're just hoping for a workout with you!” Katie raises an eyebrow, ready with a quick retort. “Funny, Livvy. Your fanbase consists of a bunch of incels who couldn't find a date if their life depended on it!” “Well, Katie, while you were playing dress-up for Sports Illustrated,” Livvy crosses her arms, I was training in the ring, working on my skills. Let's see if your experience can match my raw talent! “Talent?” Katie smirks, her confidence unwavering. “Livvy, you're all talk. Just remember, in the ring, I'll be targeting that "rock-hard" gut of yours. Let's see how tough those abs really are!” “Bring it on, Katie.” Livvy smirks back, not backing down from the challenge. “I'll dance around you while you throw wild haymakers. Good luck trying to land a punch on me!” “Oh Livvy,” Katie chuckles, a twinkle of mischief in her eyes. “you'll be lucky if I don't hit you!” JR: The stage is set, folks! Tonight, we witness a clash of two fighters in the illustrious "Female Celebrity Boxing Association," where you'll find the pinnacle of pugilistic excellence, or so they claim. Livvy Dunne and Katie Austin, two names that'll surely be etched in the annals of combat sports history... or maybe not. I mean, who needs respect when you can have Instagram followers, am I right, Eddie?
Eddie: JR, you always know how to keep it real. But hey, let's give these ladies a chance. They might surprise us!
JR: Oh, I'm all about surprises, Eddie. Like the surprise of finding out how many push-ups they can do before their next sponsored selfie. And the surprise of discovering if Livvy and Katie can actually throw a punch that doesn't come with a hashtag. Respect? Well, let's see if they can earn it in the ring tonight, or if it's just another episode of the "Influencer Boxing Hour."
Eddie: Come on, JR! These ladies have trained hard, and they're ready to put on a show!
JR: Well, Eddie, if by "put on a show" you mean exchanging carefully choreographed punches while worrying about their perfectly styled hair, then count me in. But hey, who am I to judge? Let's sit back, relax, and enjoy the spectacle. Livvy Dunne versus Katie Austin, in a battle for the ages... or at least until their next sponsored post.
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Post by countrymouse on Jul 20, 2023 17:42:29 GMT -6
Read this fight now!
Emily Roman vs Olivia Ponton
(Writer: CountryMouse/Result: Lookout!)
Pre-Match Emily Roman 5’9 125 lbs
0-0-0 Debut
Eddie: and here comes Emily Roman making her entrance, JR! She's the first of our Lightweight fighters from the Femme Fight Club, and let me tell you, she's quite the sight. Tall, elegant, and confident. With her platinum blonde hair, brown eyes, and a dancer's body, Emily certainly owns the stage. JR: That's right, Eddie. Emily Roman may be a relative newcomer in the boxing scene, but she's got quite the resume outside of the ring. She's an actress known for her roles in "The Lake," "The Next Step," and "Feel the Beat." Plus, she's a talented dancer with a background in the Canadian Dance Company. But do you know what Emily is not known for? That’s right Eddie, boxing! Eddie: Well, JR, Just take a look at her as she struts out in that silky white robe. But wait, what's this? Emily pulls open her robe and... wowie wow! She's an absolute knockout! With a body like that, she's definitely turning heads. And let's not forget, she's part of a team filled with swimsuit models. Talk about being in good company! JR: Well, Eddie, if the FCBA believes that acting is a good prerequisite for boxing, then let's bring in Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep. I’m sure Emily is lovely young woman, but she’s no Meryl Streep.  Olivia Ponton 5’8 123 lbs
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JR: Here comes, Olivia Ponton, the social media sensation turned boxer. I guess having a massive following on Instagram qualifies you for a spot in the ring these days. Eddie Haskell: Oh, Jim, you're just jealous you don't have a million followers drooling over your every post. But let's not take our eyes off Olivia's entrance. That gold bikini is a showstopper! She's turning heads both on social media and in the boxing ring tonight. I can't wait to see how she takes on her opponent! Jim Ross: Eddie, I've seen more fighting spirit in a puppy than I've seen from Olivia in her Instagram photos. But hey, maybe she'll surprise us and actually throw a punch tonight. As for her career, well, let's just say modeling bikinis and shilling for online fashion brands seems to be paying the bills. Gotta give her credit for making a living out of taking selfies, right? Eddie Haskell: Well, you never know, Jim. Sometimes underdogs surprise us, and it's all about the entertainment factor. I, for one, am looking forward to seeing these two hot girls go at it, regardless of their boxing prowess. Jim Ross: Well, Eddie, if it's eye candy you're after, I suppose this match might deliver. But as a seasoned commentator, I can't help but question the legitimacy of their skills. Boxing is a tough sport, and it requires more than just a pretty face and social media followers. Eddie: There are big stakes hanging on this match, the winner has a chance to unseat FFC team champion Ellie Thumann later the same night! Don't miss a moment of the action, folks! Grab your popcorn, gather your friends, and get ready for an unforgettable night of entertainment. Emily Roman and Olivia Ponton are about to light up the ring tonight! Trust me, this is a fight you won't want to miss!
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Post by countrymouse on Jul 21, 2023 11:15:19 GMT -6
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