Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on May 31, 2023 13:29:05 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of The FCBA, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap May with another great Asylum card!"
Cassie: "And, we'll be starting the festivities at bantamweight where Ava Max returns to Asylum for a battle with Front Street's newest member, Mikayla Demaiter, followed by welterweight action featuring the Philly return of Jessie J against Marie Temara!"
Tess: "Next we'll move to lightweight for the Asylum return of Beyonce against Tate McRae!"
McCarthy: "If that's not bad enough, then we'll be subjected to a pair of JMD fights. First, it's Debby Ryan returning to Asylum against Billie Eilish, and then it's that stiff Hilary Duff coming back to this cesspool to fight that overrated Sophie Mudd!"
Cassie: "Then we move to Asylum Beach for one of the biggest fights we've ever had at Asylum as Taylor Swift comes to town to square off with Taylor Hill..."
McCarthy: "And, she'll knock that toothpick into NEXT WEEK!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, a beach fight, two JMD fights and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy "A Musical Night At The Asylum V: A New Beginning!"
Cassie: "And, we'll be starting the festivities at bantamweight where Ava Max returns to Asylum for a battle with Front Street's newest member, Mikayla Demaiter, followed by welterweight action featuring the Philly return of Jessie J against Marie Temara!"
Tess: "Next we'll move to lightweight for the Asylum return of Beyonce against Tate McRae!"
McCarthy: "If that's not bad enough, then we'll be subjected to a pair of JMD fights. First, it's Debby Ryan returning to Asylum against Billie Eilish, and then it's that stiff Hilary Duff coming back to this cesspool to fight that overrated Sophie Mudd!"
Cassie: "Then we move to Asylum Beach for one of the biggest fights we've ever had at Asylum as Taylor Swift comes to town to square off with Taylor Hill..."
McCarthy: "And, she'll knock that toothpick into NEXT WEEK!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, a beach fight, two JMD fights and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy "A Musical Night At The Asylum V: A New Beginning!"