4. Ariel Winter vs. Kendra Wilkinson (JMD)
Apr 30, 2023 17:30:14 GMT -6
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BEFORE:
"Oh, I know what they're thinking," says a hard-eyed Kendra. "Bring in Kendra and get an easy win for one of our JMD hopefuls. But, what they forget is, I took out Dennings when they tried me with her, and she's bigger, stronger, and better than THIS girl!"
"Not sure why Kendra's making this about Kat," says Ariel with a hint of a smile. "It's not Kat she's going to be in there against. It's me. And, I'm going to make sure she's not in there for LONG..."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Just Like You' by Three Days Grace and here comes..."
McCarthy: "That PEARL HARBORING BYTCH KENDRA! I HOPE WINTER KNOCKS YOU INTO NEXT WEEK, WILKINSON!"
Cassie: "And, only the gloves prevent Kendra from showing Mac which finger she has for her..."
McCarthy: "She wouldn't DARE! Cheap KNOCKOFF..."
O'Dell (sighing): "Kendra into the ring and helped off with the robe, and the crowd VERY appreciative of Ms. Wilkinson in that blue number she likes..."
McCarthy: "LOW standards. LOW."
O'Dell: "And, that's 'I Knew You Were Trouble' you hear behind us, but it's not Taylor Swift singing. It's the cover version by the young lady coming to the ring right now, Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter..."
Tess: "Winter frustrated repeatedly in attempts to get a shot at the flyweight gold, so she's been working the beach and bantam and JMD, and it's JMD again tonight..."
O'Dell: "Ariel wasting no time getting into the ring. She's helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that curve-hugging white number she likes. And, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Winter. Mac?"
McCarthy: "YOU'RE GOING DOWN, WILKINSON! WINTER!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous again. Let's see if the ladies are right. Not wasting any time getting down to it here, as blonde and brunette simply meet in the middle of the ring and get working. It's body shots that are dominating in the first, as Kendra and Ariel dig to tummy and ribs..."
McCarthy: "You do that to move the guard down, then you go head and rack."
O'Dell: "Might well be the plan here, as the ladies are working a little upstairs, then going right back down. Lots of meat being tenderized right now. Kendra hooking a little rack at the moment, and Ariel willing to play that game. Not a lot of artifice on display right now..."
Cassie: "Which isn't exactly rare in JMD..."
O'Dell: "Indeed, it is not. While not all JMD bouts are simply about giving punishment and taking same, this one has started that way, as blonde and brunette are determined to break one another down. SOLID shot by Ariel and Kendra answers back at the bell. Close. Wilkinson."
Tess: "And, Kendra takes the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Ladies right back to work in the second. They're working in the phone booth, trading hard shot to the body and some to the head. Both blonde and brunette going rack when they have the opportunity. GOOD right hand by Winter that backs up Wilkinson a step. Kendra right back inside, though..."
Tess: "Nobody going to willingly give any ground in this one."
O'Dell: "Clearly not. ANOTHER good right by Winter and that hurt Kendra! Wilkinson's knees give a shimmy, and now the brunette is all in. She's winging away with both hands, driving Kendra back into the ropes and then going body in a MAJOR way. She's hooking the ribs and banging the tummy, going rack any time there's an opening..."
McCarthy: "KNOCK HER OUT! KNOCK HER OUT!"
O'Dell: "No doubt, that's exactly what Ariel is trying to do. A good right hook wobbles Kendra again! Referee looking in closely now. He's not going to watch much more of this. Wilkinson clinching, trying to run clock. Winter stacks her up, but the bell rings ending the second. It's Ariel and wide, but Kendra gets out of the round."
Cassie: "And the cards are even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Winter going for it in the third. Kendra still looking buzzed as we begin the round, and the brunette wants to put an end to this right now. She's backing up the blonde with flurries of heavy shot. Wilkinson trying to slow her down, countering here and there, but can't do much else..."
Cassie: "Ariel just lining her up right now..."
O'Dell: "That's exactly what she's doing. Wilkinson can't get off square and can't get anything done offensively. Instead, Ariel is having her way. GOOD right hand, Winter, and that wobbled Kendra and it's HUP-HUP to the jugs now! Wilkinson in deep trouble as Winter goes rack and then DROPS HER WITH A RIGHT HOOK!"
Tess: "I don't think she's getting up from that..."
O'Dell: "Kendra down on her right side as Winter heads to a neutral corner. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Kendra rolling to her back at six, staring up at the ref wide-eyed. Seven. Eight. Not going to happen. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Wilkinson can't beat the count and it's OVER! And your winner by KO3 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
McCarthy: "I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! Knocked out! I LOVE IT!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, you got right to business tonight..."
Ariel (nodding): "That was the plan. I knew I could break her body down, and that's exactly what I did."
Tess: "What's next for you, more JMD?"
Ariel: "Could be. Could be some more beach work, too. We'll see what management finds for me. Whatever it is, I'm up for it!"