The Ren Rankings - Lightweight Edition
Dec 3, 2022 2:37:56 GMT -6
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Post by alexisthereal on Dec 3, 2022 2:37:56 GMT -6
Alexis Ren’s (Totally Honest and Unbiased) Top 15 Rankings – Lightweight Edition
Top 15:
15. Kylie Jenner – Reminds me of a certain someone. Haven’t fought her before but heard she’s better than her sis. She should be thankful she’s made the list at all.
14. Joy Corrigan – Heard the b*tch wants a rematch. I knew Christmas trees that hit harder than her.
13. Adriana Lima – Grandma. She still alive and kickin’?
12. Taylor Hill – Will be remembered as the girl who stole the Lightweight belt from me, then lost it to Palicki two fights later. Weak.
11. Nina Agdal – Ex-champ who used Cohen to get the win against me. Would have KO’ed her in a fair fight.
10. Kelsey Merritt – Fighting this girl next on the December PPV. Not too impressed from watching her fight tapes Maybe we’ll bond over the fact that we’ve both lost to Swift in the past. Ha. Just kidding. This b*tch is going down.
9. Sophie Turner – The last season of Game of Thrones sucked. Sansa is from Game of Thrones. Therefore, Sophie Turner sucks ass too.
8. Yvonne Strahovski – Heard she’s not bad in the ring. *shrugs* Will have to test this hypothesis out in the future.
7. Kelly Rohrbach – Never fought her before. But when she was on the VIX team, she was cool. Cooler than Nina, definitely.
6. Sandra Kubicka – Anyone who KOs and then smothers Ratajkowski out is alright in my book.
5. Emily DiDonato – Feel sorry for this girl. First, losing to me at the start of the year, then getting tossed out of tournament after tournament. Some people never reach the top, but bless her heart, Emily just keeps trying.
4. Valentina Fradegrada – Anyone who pounds out Cohen three times in a row deserves a medal.
3. Mary Elizabeth Windstead – Back in April, she should have laid down on the canvas and handed me the belts.
2. Lily James – Only reason she’s up here is because she won a fight over weak-in-the-knees Nina. My sincere congrats.
1. Alexis Ren – Obviously.
Dishonorable Mention:
Kendall Jenner – b*tch
Taylor Swift – Why don’t ya stick to belting out love songs?
Krysten Ritter - know I'm supposed to be fighting her soon. but is she even ranked??
Eden Cohen – can go f*ck herself
Top 15:
15. Kylie Jenner – Reminds me of a certain someone. Haven’t fought her before but heard she’s better than her sis. She should be thankful she’s made the list at all.
14. Joy Corrigan – Heard the b*tch wants a rematch. I knew Christmas trees that hit harder than her.
13. Adriana Lima – Grandma. She still alive and kickin’?
12. Taylor Hill – Will be remembered as the girl who stole the Lightweight belt from me, then lost it to Palicki two fights later. Weak.
11. Nina Agdal – Ex-champ who used Cohen to get the win against me. Would have KO’ed her in a fair fight.
10. Kelsey Merritt – Fighting this girl next on the December PPV. Not too impressed from watching her fight tapes Maybe we’ll bond over the fact that we’ve both lost to Swift in the past. Ha. Just kidding. This b*tch is going down.
9. Sophie Turner – The last season of Game of Thrones sucked. Sansa is from Game of Thrones. Therefore, Sophie Turner sucks ass too.
8. Yvonne Strahovski – Heard she’s not bad in the ring. *shrugs* Will have to test this hypothesis out in the future.
7. Kelly Rohrbach – Never fought her before. But when she was on the VIX team, she was cool. Cooler than Nina, definitely.
6. Sandra Kubicka – Anyone who KOs and then smothers Ratajkowski out is alright in my book.
5. Emily DiDonato – Feel sorry for this girl. First, losing to me at the start of the year, then getting tossed out of tournament after tournament. Some people never reach the top, but bless her heart, Emily just keeps trying.
4. Valentina Fradegrada – Anyone who pounds out Cohen three times in a row deserves a medal.
3. Mary Elizabeth Windstead – Back in April, she should have laid down on the canvas and handed me the belts.
2. Lily James – Only reason she’s up here is because she won a fight over weak-in-the-knees Nina. My sincere congrats.
1. Alexis Ren – Obviously.
Dishonorable Mention:
Kendall Jenner – b*tch
Taylor Swift – Why don’t ya stick to belting out love songs?
Krysten Ritter - know I'm supposed to be fighting her soon. but is she even ranked??
Eden Cohen – can go f*ck herself
