Post by Tractorpull on Sept 30, 2022 6:55:37 GMT -6
Jenny O’Dell, Jenny Mac and Cassandra Lynn are at the table waiting for Tess to bring the goodies. In walks
Bartholomew Alejandro Van Der Hay carrying the bag of goodies and a jug of coffee. He lays out the Danish pastries, a crew favorite, and steps back as the three women help themselves and return to the table. He takes two Danish and a big cup of coffee and joins the ladies at the table
Cassie: “Smackey. Where is Tess?”
Smackey: “I don’t think she will be here. She’s busy and not feeling well”
Jenny O: “What’s wrong?”
Smackey: “She’s really depressed”
Cassie: “What can she be depressed about? She got the looks, brains and sense of humor. She’s got it all not to mention she makes big bucks with Tractorpull. The Ayslum broadcasts and voice overs on Wiz TV” and her family is wealthy with just she and her mysterious brother the only heirs. She will retire before she is thirty five.”
Smackey: “It’s McCarthy. She feels she can’t match her in looks, body or smarts. She has tried her best and she thinks she has miserably failed. She’s talking about breaking up with me and moving to Italy and becoming a nun in some convent on the slopes of the Italian Alps”
Jenny Mac: “I knew this was going to happen. She is just the first. You two realize the same thing. It’s only a matter of time before y’all move on and the broadcast becomes “Jenny Mac at the Asylum” You two can’t match me either and the sooner you admit it and move on the better” I’ll get a big raise and HBO will save big bucks by dumping three overpaid salaries.”
Cassie: “Don’t count on that. I know I can change her mind and I know she doesn’t want to break up with Smackey. For all we know, they may already be married”
Smackey: I haven’t been able to convince her that she is better than Mac”
Jenny Mac: “Of course you can’t. The truth is the truth. You can’t deny I am far superior in every respect to her and these two untalented amateurs.”
About that time, the door opens and a tall blonde walks in. She wearing a form fitting expensive. knee length
black dress. The right side has a thigh revealing split and the neckline is “modestly low” The dress is sleeveless being held on by spaghetti straps over the shoulders. Her blonde hair is arranged framing her face.
Jenny Mac: “Tess?”
Cassie: “You are breath-taking. You’re amazing. Mac can crawl back into her hole”
Tess: “All you need is a four thousand dollar dress and an expert make up artist and a hair stylist. It’s a new gig I got. I am now a fashion model also. I get the keep the dress as it is new material and they want me to wear it to see how the material holds up before they market it.”
Mac: “I have to admit you look better than I have ever seen you. I would give you a C- for looks”
Cassie/ “And I give you an F- for brains”
Mac: “I have had about enough of you. How much talent you have is shown in those stupid Sharknado movies.
Let’s you and me go into the back room and decide this woman to woman”
Tess: “You lay a hand on her and I can be out of this dress in a minute and I will ruin the rest of your week”
Mac: “Oh, I would love to finally beat the crap out of you but I am not feeling well right now”
Jenny O “That bad feeling is called fear. You can even see it in your age lined face. Everybody calm down and let’s watch the film”
Mac: “Yeah. Let’s watch film'
Tess: “Good job Smackey”
Smackey:” Here is the bag with your usual clothes, form fitting jeans and a Cardinal T shirt”
Mac: “So much for class”
Jenny O: “Mac you leave now. I will hold Cassie and Tess here for five minutes. I suggest you get as far away as you can, like Cleveland”
Mac: “No one wants to go to Cleveland”
Jenny O; “Exactly”
Bartholomew Alejandro Van Der Hay carrying the bag of goodies and a jug of coffee. He lays out the Danish pastries, a crew favorite, and steps back as the three women help themselves and return to the table. He takes two Danish and a big cup of coffee and joins the ladies at the table
Cassie: “Smackey. Where is Tess?”
Smackey: “I don’t think she will be here. She’s busy and not feeling well”
Jenny O: “What’s wrong?”
Smackey: “She’s really depressed”
Cassie: “What can she be depressed about? She got the looks, brains and sense of humor. She’s got it all not to mention she makes big bucks with Tractorpull. The Ayslum broadcasts and voice overs on Wiz TV” and her family is wealthy with just she and her mysterious brother the only heirs. She will retire before she is thirty five.”
Smackey: “It’s McCarthy. She feels she can’t match her in looks, body or smarts. She has tried her best and she thinks she has miserably failed. She’s talking about breaking up with me and moving to Italy and becoming a nun in some convent on the slopes of the Italian Alps”
Jenny Mac: “I knew this was going to happen. She is just the first. You two realize the same thing. It’s only a matter of time before y’all move on and the broadcast becomes “Jenny Mac at the Asylum” You two can’t match me either and the sooner you admit it and move on the better” I’ll get a big raise and HBO will save big bucks by dumping three overpaid salaries.”
Cassie: “Don’t count on that. I know I can change her mind and I know she doesn’t want to break up with Smackey. For all we know, they may already be married”
Smackey: I haven’t been able to convince her that she is better than Mac”
Jenny Mac: “Of course you can’t. The truth is the truth. You can’t deny I am far superior in every respect to her and these two untalented amateurs.”
About that time, the door opens and a tall blonde walks in. She wearing a form fitting expensive. knee length
black dress. The right side has a thigh revealing split and the neckline is “modestly low” The dress is sleeveless being held on by spaghetti straps over the shoulders. Her blonde hair is arranged framing her face.
Jenny Mac: “Tess?”
Cassie: “You are breath-taking. You’re amazing. Mac can crawl back into her hole”
Tess: “All you need is a four thousand dollar dress and an expert make up artist and a hair stylist. It’s a new gig I got. I am now a fashion model also. I get the keep the dress as it is new material and they want me to wear it to see how the material holds up before they market it.”
Mac: “I have to admit you look better than I have ever seen you. I would give you a C- for looks”
Cassie/ “And I give you an F- for brains”
Mac: “I have had about enough of you. How much talent you have is shown in those stupid Sharknado movies.
Let’s you and me go into the back room and decide this woman to woman”
Tess: “You lay a hand on her and I can be out of this dress in a minute and I will ruin the rest of your week”
Mac: “Oh, I would love to finally beat the crap out of you but I am not feeling well right now”
Jenny O “That bad feeling is called fear. You can even see it in your age lined face. Everybody calm down and let’s watch the film”
Mac: “Yeah. Let’s watch film'
Tess: “Good job Smackey”
Smackey:” Here is the bag with your usual clothes, form fitting jeans and a Cardinal T shirt”
Mac: “So much for class”
Jenny O: “Mac you leave now. I will hold Cassie and Tess here for five minutes. I suggest you get as far away as you can, like Cleveland”
Mac: “No one wants to go to Cleveland”
Jenny O; “Exactly”
