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Lioness Club vs Australia Aug 4, 2022 14:55:47 GMT -6 girlsfriday and gbs like this

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Post by Vassago on Aug 4, 2022 14:55:47 GMT -6

Kelly Rohrbach vs Miranda Kerr
(Lioness Club of America vs Downunder Boxing)
(36-20, 36 KO vs 23-20, 23 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Another battle of the models comes next with Kelly Rohrbach ready to take down the Aussie veteran Miranda Kerr who might be past-prime these days but remains a dangerous floater within the 130 lbs division. Miranda realizes that Kelly beat p4p Top Ten candidate Kendall Jenner last month but believes she can still upset the odds through sheer desire to grab that victory: "Moreover I think Kelly fits the cocky blonde tramp type, she thinks she's elite or something but there's a reason Vixens bet on Nina Agdal over her. That proved to be a correct long-term decision!" (winks).

Kelly doesn't want to hear another word about her former stablemate from Denmark and refuses to touch gloves with Kerr on top of "wiping that stupid grin off her face!". Uh-oh! Are we set for a grudge fight here?

Kelly Rohrbach wears an o red bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a braid. Miranda Kerr wears a violet bikini set & golden gloves. Long light brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.

Round 1:
Quick start from the blonde who shows no respect to the supermodel legend and bashes her up the middle in slugging fashion so Miranda simply has to react before she gets overrun back to the ropes. Her response doesn't quite meet the standard though and bounces off the blonde's forearms which only allows Rohrbach to rip more quick hooks on target and she rocks Kerr's head in back & forth fashion until she backs her onto the ropes wholesale. Miranda gets vocal as she tries to swing through the barrage but Kelly stamps her authority on this bout and lands more vicious strikes to drop the older model behind a desperate earmuff come the final stretch. Woof! Kelly keeps blasting hard leather and cripples the Aussie into loud spasms when the bell mercifully(?) ends the one-dimensional showdown.

Round 2:
Miranda hassles into immediate response since Kelly basically jumps the slugging gun herself and the initial tangle allows the older model to finally stick some meaningful leather into the American's face before she thumps her across the nasal ridge to cause a bit of an uproar in the stands. Kelly wobbles to her heels upon impact and has to fend off a hectic body assault as Kerr piles on the juice to make the most of this sudden opportunity. She pummels Rohrbach onto the ropes but gets clinched into safety and loses her momentum come the two-minute mark. Kelly remains trapped butt-in-ropes though and can't quite swing it over the top to release the Aussie pressure as Miranda leans on her with more body shots to maintain the upperhand for remainder of the round.

Round 3:
Another back & forth slugging to open the round but this time Kelly finds the money shot first and carves a couple of lumps on Miranda's face during a hectic phone booth dispute in the center of the ring. Miranda refuses to back off at first but the blonde's sheer power supply overwhelms her down the stretch anyway. Kelly cracks several clean hits as the Aussie high-guard goes AWOL and even a clinching attempt proves futile as Rohrbach rages on to trap the reeling brunette on the turnbuckle come the two-minute mark. One-way traffic is resumes with Kelly blasting away in supreme fashion and making Miranda look oh-so past-prime indeed. Nothing but the proverbial will power enables the Australian supermodel to stay on her feet however Kelly taunts her verbally at the bell and this fight might be heading for a quick finish according to BLONDE! Magazine social media play-by-play commentary.

Round 4:
Miranda jumps into all-or-nothing jabbing display but Kelly believes she can easily outmuscle her again and sets up a collision course when the Aussie suddenly ROCKS her with a genuine power punch on the left ear before dropping a hammer on the breasts moments later. Kelly stumbles to the side and raises her gloves too late to prevent Kerr from flushing a left hook on the jaw that DROPS the hitherto dominant blonde on her backside! Uh-oh!!! Where did that come from? LCA coach Claudia Schiffer almost fell off her post and Kelly is as shocked as anyone by the experience as she wipes a stain of blood from her lips. Miranda struts back to coach Nikki Visser but the Aussie hopes of a monster come-from-behind success are short-lived as the American rises to her feet at seven and signals to the crowd she's totally fine here. She jumps into immediate redemption but Miranda keeps her at bay in mid-distance which might be a mistake given the alleged momentum shift. Both models duke out several single shots from behind the guard but neither is able to gain a clear advantage for remainder of the round except for Claudia Schiffer sounding off during the interval like it's the end of the world.

Round 5:
Another slugging heater opens the fifth and it NAILS Miranda on the nose so hard she starts to bleed seconds into the round. Woof. Kelly cranks up even more point-blank range volume and rocks the brunette's head before spilling more blood onto the canvas. Someone looks really upset over that knockdown in the fourth and it spells doom for the Oz hopes as Miranda stops most of these punches with her face as her guard collapses again and this time Rohrbach has no mercy - she cuts the reeling veteran below the left eye and Kerr HAS TO TAKE A KNEE amid a flurry of head shots that turn her face into a swollen mess. Ugh! The only way is up.... or rather down as Miranda gets up at eight & a change but the referee calls for the doctor with a gaping wound under the left eye warranting a medical stoppage. And this proves to be the eventual decision with Miranda being too shaken up to even protest it. Likewise coach Visser accepts the fate when she notices how bad the cut actually is. TKO5 Kelly Rohrbach!!!

AFTER: The Vegas crowd enjoyed another blockbuster clash between two great models and one has to say Miranda still has some juice left in the tank despite nearing the cougar age zone. In fact Kelly still can't get over that knockdown and argues with coach Schiffer this lapse of concentration as she calls it might cost her a shot at silverware in the foreseeable future: "I didn't let Joy (Corrigan) into the Queen of the Beach event without having a better opportunity on the table. If there's anyone who has to strip the belts off Nina Agdal it's ME and me only! Grr... watch that Danish cow brag about that moment on social media soon. She has zero class if you ask me!"

Hey, Kelly! Nobody is asking you about the current lightweight champion so let it go... for the time being anyway!

Official Result: Kelly Rohrbach def. Miranda Kerr TKO5 (Doctor Stoppage).

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Lioness Club vs Australia Aug 4, 2022 14:56:25 GMT -6 girlsfriday and gbs like this

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Post by Vassago on Aug 4, 2022 14:56:25 GMT -6

Cassidy Freeman vs Elle MacPherson
(Lioness Club of America vs Downunder Boxing)
(32-26-1, 28 KO vs 13-14-1, 10 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Time for some veteran action as Cassidy Freeman returns to the ring to face Elle MacPherson who might be years removed from her prime but can still throw a mean punch in the right circumstances. This is Freeman's first FCBA fight since she turned 40 years old and most pundits wonder how long she keeps going now that she's no longer part of the divisional elite. Then again Boxing World Online ranks her at #23 in the 130+ lbs standings which is higher than the likes of Karlie Kloss and Hannah Davis both whom are widely considered as supreme prospects these days.

LCA coach Claudia Schiffer knocked the Australian model out in four rounds last year and claims the Illinois native should cover the 4.5 spread with ease tonight but Downunder entourage hopes to cause one more upset instead.

Cassidy Freeman wears a red crop top, black hip-huggers & red gloves. Long auburn red hair tied in a braid. Elle MacPherson wears a light blue crop top, white hip-huggers & blue gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division.

Round 1:
Neither woman is happy to push the early jabbing tempo and the first round is lethargic to the extreme before Cassidy actually tries to score some easy points by throwing punches to the blonde's body but this is one area when a woman nicknamed 'The Body' just isn't vulnerable even at this stage of her career. Elle responds flicking a couple of hooks over the top but she only grazes the American's forehead and some pundits wonder why she's not showing much offense here since durability is the last thing you seek in cougar fights on purpose. If the Aussie plan is to catch Freeman with one of these haymakers then it's a risky deal and MacPherson gets bumped to the ropes late on instead as Cassidy sticks more leather to her body to raise more eyebrows around the arena.

Round 2:
Elle flies in with the overhand heater and knocks Cassidy's head back with a solid combo before locking her down in a phone booth tangle. Blonde enjoys a reach advantage but settles for a half-uppercut route to sting the redhead which leads into a back & forth exchange as the actress rips some noteworthy shots into the blonde's rack. Ugh! Elle appears to feel that a little more but then she lands the best punch of the lot and gives Freeman a small cut under the left eye before finally dropping more aerial bombs to move the redhead off her comfort zone. Cassidy steps away into mid-range and weaves around the model's subsequent attack; Elle stalks her around the area but doesn't have the leg speed to catch her in a genuine trap along the ropes for remainder of the round.

Round 3:
Another back & forth exchange in the center of the ring allows Elle to knock more leather into Cassidy's face and the Aussie cougar settles in well to slice through a shockingly suspicious high-guard in the opening minute. Cassidy just can't smack it back at the older woman and seeks a very disappointing clinch which makes coach Schiffer furious in the LCA corner. MacPherson actually shoves Freeman onto the ropes through supreme core strenght and gashes her with some low blows that stay above the waist-line anyway. She cripples the actress into quiet spasms as she drills the exposed midsection but misses on the put away uppercut and falls into a lenghty clinch come the final minute. Woof. Cassidy truly looks like a past-prime fighter here and there are some loud words exchanged in the LCA corner during the break.

Round 4:
Cassidy wakes up to BLAST a left hand into the blonde's mouth seconds into the fourth and then wraps her into a slugging vacuum that completely overwhelms the high-guard. Elle stops this high-octane delivery with her face and gets knocked onto her heels as if her footwork wasn't inferior to begin with. Cassidy keeps pounding away until she tags the blonde on each temple to slump her into a chin-shattering uppercut bomb just past the one-minute mark. DOWN GOES ELLE MAC!!! The Aussie model gets laid out with her eyes closed and drifts into a mumbling reality as the count is quickly waved off at six with even Nikki Visser accepting her compatriot's fate. KO4 Cassidy Freeman!!!

AFTER: The former welterweight champion matches Claudia Schiffer's performance from January 2021 but that's maybe not a good thing for Cassidy who looked vulnerable in rounds two & three to begin with. She knows that was as low-key victory as it gets and that Top 25 ranking is basically inflated on reputation. But it's time to put a brave face on and she admits that fighting Hannah Davis is a reasonable possibility with the welterweight division crowded by these voluptuous models otherwise: "It's not like I'm hiding from anyone. If they pick my number I will do my best to knock them out. I still have that one-punch magic in me, it's just boxing isn't all about that anymore".

Official Result: Cassidy Freeman def. Elle MacPherson KO4.