JMDD on DAZN (from Las Vegas, NV) Jul 21, 2022 15:39:49 GMT -6 girlsfriday, Ginny, and 2 more like this
Post by Vassago on Jul 21, 2022 15:39:49 GMT -6
Jugs of Mass "D" Destruction
Lucy Pinder vs Bethany Lily April
(This Is Glamour vs This Is Glamour)
(3-17, 3 KO vs 1-0, 1 KO)
JMDD Value: 32F (Natural) vs 32H (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: Page Three legend Lucy Pinder is determined to show the "Next Gen" glamour models she's got some juice left in the tank and vows to slow down Bethany Lily April's progress no matter what the pundits think of her chances. Pinder couldn't last three rounds vs Robyn Lawley back in February while Bethany knocked out Hailee Lautenbach on her FCBA debut so the odds are further stacked against the brunette and she calls upon the old experience card to boost her chances. Tigress Uppercut doesn't quite buy that rhetoric even though Lucy enjoys a bigger cheer from the Vegas audience upon entry. Bethany joined the This Is Glamour stable last year and dismisses the fan support: "These guys are great but they have no idea how often I knocked this old hack in the gym! It's time to make this official. Lucy, babe, this isn't 2006 anymore!"
Lucy Pinder wears a light blue bikini set & white gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Bethany Lily April wears a pink bikini with white trim & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a high ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds. JMD rules apply.
Bethany gets off to a hot start and connects with the trademark uppercut series to make Lucy feel the early heat. The older model tries to respond but she fails to break through the blonde's attacks and gets bounced onto the ropes where Beth can add more pressure as she rains punches on speed dial until she drops her foe into a desperate earmuff. This isn't 2006 alright and Lucy has to soak up the beef however Bethany gets a little carried away and wastes the final minute punching the brunette's forearms before she barks in anger and slams a left hook on the jaw to sign off the action. Woof. Lucy almost goes down right at the bell and argues with the ref Beth should have been warned over that last punch.
Rounds 2 & 3:
Lucy is still upset over that shot to the jaw and jumps into a hectic power drive that eventually overwhelms the blonde glamour model. Bethany has plenty of cleavage to be punished and Lucy rolls back the years to smack it from each side before connecting with the vintage bouncer that catches both the jugs and the chin. Beth slumps to her heels and opens the door for Pinder to punish her midsection until she gets trapped on the ropes where Lucy lets it rip again and almost drills through the solar plexus to slump the blonde into loud spasms. More of the same in the third as Lucy beats the younger girl to the punch and settles down to slam as many uppercuts as she can while Beth Lily just doesn't have the speed to overcome the slugging haze and ends up hugging the ropes with Pinder smacking her at will come the final minute.
Size is one thing but Beth can actually embrace another of these Pinder attacks before finding a proper response. Lucy believes she can hurt the blonde apprentice but a clash of heads slows her progress down and Beth reboots in more effective fashion as she spikes several harpoons to soften the Page 3 veteran to the body before resuming the uppercut pounce. Lucy takes it like a champ however she bounces off the blonde's forearms too often to make a difference thereafter and bails out in mid-range while Beth Lily doesn't take the bait and reverts to some verbal taunts instead. Lucy holds firm and the round proves inconclusive according to Tigress Uppercut scorecards.
Beth lands the first blow - a series even - and cripples Lucy in the center of the ring as the solar plexus gets drilled on the money while the blonde also connects with a stray elbow on the jugs. Lucy loses her balance but stays upright... only for Beth to pancake her from both flanks and threaten a vintage wardrobe malfunction in the process. Pinder dances around on her toes and tries to punch through the blonde's haze but she succumbs to more uppercuts come the final minute with Beth Lily landing the supreme leather until she backs the ailing brunette onto the turnbuckle where she pounds her jugs left, right & center! Uh-oh! Bell saves Pinder at the last moment but she appears to be hurt!
Lucy is slow to get up and breaths very heavily indeed while Beth Lily cranks up the uppercut volume and ravages the exposed solar plexus with Lucy looking all past-prime now... she folds like a jack high hand and fails to embrace the blonde's uppercut steamroll that destroys her cleavage inside the opening minute. Beth barks in her efforts and finally flushes one punch on the embattled rack too many which DROPS PINDER FLAT ON HER BACK amid a loud ovation from the Vegas audience! Woof! Lucy stays down with her eyes closed and she's too badly damaged to even make a recovery attempt hence the merciless count slowly passes her by... and it's ovaah!!! KO6 Bethany Lily April!!!
AFTER: Next Gen takes the spoils in British jug muggin' contest and Beth doesn't even wait until Lucy comes around to her senses as she just crashes down on her to pound more leather on the exposed rack to make sure the Hampshire lass is truly done & dusted. All those reports of Beth beating up on the 2000s legends must have been true and there is no mercy shown here as Lucy begs for mercy alas Beth simply smothers her out and orders manager Melinda Messenger to rip the bikini top off and parade it around the ring. The battle for supremacy has been settled and one has to wonder if Beth stands a chance of making enough noise on this side of the Atlantic as well? Since Lorella Boccia ascended to JMDD championship earlier this year who will be brave enough to deny Beth Lily a similar success story? You ain't heard the last of this Essex jug queen yet!
Official Result: Bethany Lily April def. Lucy Pinder KO6.