Post by caspian on Mar 16, 2017 1:20:36 GMT -6
Pre-event: Arrival of the Queen
(feat. Hannah Ferguson, Kate Upton)
Hannah:
Kate:
The blasting trumpets signalled the arrival of the undisputed queen of the Sports Illustrated brand, three-time SI cover girl and former JMDD Champion, Ms Kate Upton! Or at least, that was the script the emcee was forced to follow to the letter, as a black limousine pulled up to the red carpet amidst the cheering fans who lapped it up. Spectators and reporters crowded behind the parapet back dropped by the gorgeous Mexican beachfront, eager to get a front seat to the upcoming fireworks.
The black door swings open and out steps a long, bare, glistening leg, followed by another, Ms Upton emerging dressed in nothing but a white fur coat flowing down to her exposed thighs, with black sunglasses framing her grinning face.
The former-champion certainly knows how to make an entrance, Hannah Ferguson certainly admits as much, as the resident star at the other end of the red carpet wearing a tight-fitting orange bikini stands squarely in the path of the sauntering Kate Upton. No wonder those in attendance were predicting some pre-show drama.
Kate finally stops, feet away from Hannah, lowers her sunglasses in mocks surprise. “Ah! You must be the new butler. Are you here to take my coat, b*tch?”
Hannah lets out a short laugh, remaining stoically in Upton’s way. “More like the garbage woman about to take out the trash that just arrived. Tell me, Upton - why are ya on my turf?”
Kate curls her lips into a sly smile. “Didn’t you get the memo, dearie? Your side invited me as their guest-of-honour, seeing as I was the first choice to be the SI cover girl and all... So I’d suggest you treat me with a little bit more respect and get the f*ck out of your queen’s way,” Kate punctuates her point by stepping in and shoving her chest into Hannah’s to prove her superiority. Hannah stunned for a moment by the sudden contact of bodies, but she plants her own feet in the ground and shoves back, hissing, “The only queen you are is the queen of royal bullsh*t!”
Both ladies simply refusing to budge and relinquish the right to the other girl to traverse the remainder of the carpet. Soon chesting turns to shoving and officials start to get nervous when the girls appear close to blows - decide to intervene by crowding about and creating some separation.
Kate receives the escort she wants back to her seat, but look on her face suggests that she would really have preferred Hannah as the grovelling dog beneath her feet to show her about, if she had her way. Hannah sharing the same sentiments, not at all happy that management decided that she wasn’t star-material enough to be guest-of-honour, having had to bring in *another* unworthy, cocky, and overrated SI model to bolster the glitz of the event.
Security will definitely be keeping a close eye on either girl as the event progresses along. Audience members collectively sigh as they realise that's all the sparks they'll be getting for now, and some even whispering about the perceived absence of a certain Ms Tahnee Atkinson, current JMDD Champion and set to face Ms Upton at the end of March, and wondering what she had to say about the party starting without her.
Nonetheless, the event begins shortly, after a few messages from our sponsors. We’re getting there folks, we’re getting there.
(feat. Hannah Ferguson, Kate Upton)
Hannah:
Kate:
The blasting trumpets signalled the arrival of the undisputed queen of the Sports Illustrated brand, three-time SI cover girl and former JMDD Champion, Ms Kate Upton! Or at least, that was the script the emcee was forced to follow to the letter, as a black limousine pulled up to the red carpet amidst the cheering fans who lapped it up. Spectators and reporters crowded behind the parapet back dropped by the gorgeous Mexican beachfront, eager to get a front seat to the upcoming fireworks.
The black door swings open and out steps a long, bare, glistening leg, followed by another, Ms Upton emerging dressed in nothing but a white fur coat flowing down to her exposed thighs, with black sunglasses framing her grinning face.
The former-champion certainly knows how to make an entrance, Hannah Ferguson certainly admits as much, as the resident star at the other end of the red carpet wearing a tight-fitting orange bikini stands squarely in the path of the sauntering Kate Upton. No wonder those in attendance were predicting some pre-show drama.
Kate finally stops, feet away from Hannah, lowers her sunglasses in mocks surprise. “Ah! You must be the new butler. Are you here to take my coat, b*tch?”
Hannah lets out a short laugh, remaining stoically in Upton’s way. “More like the garbage woman about to take out the trash that just arrived. Tell me, Upton - why are ya on my turf?”
Kate curls her lips into a sly smile. “Didn’t you get the memo, dearie? Your side invited me as their guest-of-honour, seeing as I was the first choice to be the SI cover girl and all... So I’d suggest you treat me with a little bit more respect and get the f*ck out of your queen’s way,” Kate punctuates her point by stepping in and shoving her chest into Hannah’s to prove her superiority. Hannah stunned for a moment by the sudden contact of bodies, but she plants her own feet in the ground and shoves back, hissing, “The only queen you are is the queen of royal bullsh*t!”
Both ladies simply refusing to budge and relinquish the right to the other girl to traverse the remainder of the carpet. Soon chesting turns to shoving and officials start to get nervous when the girls appear close to blows - decide to intervene by crowding about and creating some separation.
Kate receives the escort she wants back to her seat, but look on her face suggests that she would really have preferred Hannah as the grovelling dog beneath her feet to show her about, if she had her way. Hannah sharing the same sentiments, not at all happy that management decided that she wasn’t star-material enough to be guest-of-honour, having had to bring in *another* unworthy, cocky, and overrated SI model to bolster the glitz of the event.
Security will definitely be keeping a close eye on either girl as the event progresses along. Audience members collectively sigh as they realise that's all the sparks they'll be getting for now, and some even whispering about the perceived absence of a certain Ms Tahnee Atkinson, current JMDD Champion and set to face Ms Upton at the end of March, and wondering what she had to say about the party starting without her.
Nonetheless, the event begins shortly, after a few messages from our sponsors. We’re getting there folks, we’re getting there.