Post by Tractorpull on Jun 30, 2022 6:04:59 GMT -6
Jennifer O’Dell, Jenny Mac and Cassandra Lynn are sitting the HBO lounge waiting on Tess
Cassie: “Tess is on her way up and she’s bringing Smackey back with her” Just then Smackey walks in carrying the usual bag of goodies, this time being Danish pastries. He is also carrying the big jug of coffee. Tess follows him. They lay out the pastries and step back while the other three help themselves. Smackey just takes a cup of coffee, while Tess grabs the last three Danish and a pint of coffee
Mac; Welcome back Smackey. Come on and sit by me. You need to be around a real woman before you tie the knot
Tess: “What makes you think he hasn’t already done that?
Mac: “You would be bragging you finally found a sucker”
Cassie; “You realize they work for competitors. Their bosses wouldn’t like it”
Mac: “Come on Smackey. Take this seat next to me” Smackey takes the chair next to her and moves his chair so close to Mac that their chairs are touching
Smackey: In a loud whisper “I’ve been thing about you ever since being here last month. I convinced Tess to bring me back so I could be with you”
Mac: “I know. All men find me alluring and memorable
Smackey: “What are you doing after the Asylum?”
Mac: “I have no plans”
Smackey. “I would like to take you to dinner”
Mac: “That sounds nice”
Smackey: “Then we could go to my place and have a drink or two and see where that takes us”
Mac: “What are you talking about?”
Smackey: We are both adults and we have biological needs. The night would be unforgettable”
Mac: You’re being gross. I’m married and your girlfriend or whatever she is, sitting ten feet away”
Smackey; “I don’t care. She’s nothing special. I can drop her like a hot potato. To be with a woman like you is every man’s dreams. My hormones are raging for a woman like you”
Mac in a panic, yells at Tess who has a big grin across her face “Come get this sex maniac. He’s disgusting”
Tess Laughing: “Good job Smackey”
O’Dell: “If that was on film, Smackey could get the Academy Award”
Cassie: “You see Mac, sometimes flirting gets results you don’t want”
Mac: “This is outrageous. Siri call my Lawyer. What do you mean his phone has been disconnected for not paying the bill?”
Mac storming out of the room “I declare this meeting over”
Smackey yells “Please don’t leave me” as the door slams leaving Tess laughing hysterically
Cassie: “Tess is on her way up and she’s bringing Smackey back with her” Just then Smackey walks in carrying the usual bag of goodies, this time being Danish pastries. He is also carrying the big jug of coffee. Tess follows him. They lay out the pastries and step back while the other three help themselves. Smackey just takes a cup of coffee, while Tess grabs the last three Danish and a pint of coffee
Mac; Welcome back Smackey. Come on and sit by me. You need to be around a real woman before you tie the knot
Tess: “What makes you think he hasn’t already done that?
Mac: “You would be bragging you finally found a sucker”
Cassie; “You realize they work for competitors. Their bosses wouldn’t like it”
Mac: “Come on Smackey. Take this seat next to me” Smackey takes the chair next to her and moves his chair so close to Mac that their chairs are touching
Smackey: In a loud whisper “I’ve been thing about you ever since being here last month. I convinced Tess to bring me back so I could be with you”
Mac: “I know. All men find me alluring and memorable
Smackey: “What are you doing after the Asylum?”
Mac: “I have no plans”
Smackey. “I would like to take you to dinner”
Mac: “That sounds nice”
Smackey: “Then we could go to my place and have a drink or two and see where that takes us”
Mac: “What are you talking about?”
Smackey: We are both adults and we have biological needs. The night would be unforgettable”
Mac: You’re being gross. I’m married and your girlfriend or whatever she is, sitting ten feet away”
Smackey; “I don’t care. She’s nothing special. I can drop her like a hot potato. To be with a woman like you is every man’s dreams. My hormones are raging for a woman like you”
Mac in a panic, yells at Tess who has a big grin across her face “Come get this sex maniac. He’s disgusting”
Tess Laughing: “Good job Smackey”
O’Dell: “If that was on film, Smackey could get the Academy Award”
Cassie: “You see Mac, sometimes flirting gets results you don’t want”
Mac: “This is outrageous. Siri call my Lawyer. What do you mean his phone has been disconnected for not paying the bill?”
Mac storming out of the room “I declare this meeting over”
Smackey yells “Please don’t leave me” as the door slams leaving Tess laughing hysterically