CBAD: Avril Lavigne vs. Hayley Orrantia (II)

Avril Lavigne
(37, 5’1 ½, 59:27 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
Vs.
Hayley Orrantia
(28, 5’4, 12:22 FCBA, Free Agent)

Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian & The Dollhouse

BEFORE:
Former Odds & Ends starlet Hayley Orrantia looks spritely despite being on a six-fight losing streak (and counting), her fortunes taking a nosedive ever since being released by her former stable at the tail end of 2021.

Despite this, she’s smiling confidently earlier on at the press conference as she sits across the table from the Dollhouse star. “Well, I beat Avril pretty soundly last time we met, didn’t I? Knocked her out, made her taste some sand, if I recall correctly.” The brunette smiles. “She was nothing to brag about four years ago, and she’s still a highly overrated creampuff today. I knocked her out in five back in 2018 and she’s older and slower now, So…maybe I’ll finish her in three tonight…” Orrantia smirks, looking directly at Lavigne across the table. “Either way, I’m ready for however long it’s going to take, but I doubt it would take long.”

Big words from Hayley, and they aren’t sitting well with the Canadian punk-princess either. Avril rolls her eyes at every other word from the younger girl’s mouth before grabbing the mic moments later and howling her response back into it:

"Hayley got super lucky 4 years ago and actually thinks she’s better than me??? What a JOKE!” Avril scoffs. “Your record is SO pathetic b*tch...12-22???” Avril laughs. “She's lost like a gazillion fights in a row. Who's counting at this point, right? I've wanted this rematch ever since 2018 and I'm totally ready to f*ck her up tonight. I actually can't believe she finally agreed. This b*tch is delusional if she thinks she stands a chance."

Both girls square off on stage and it might be Hayley’s physicality that gave her the win back then, with the American brunette still coming into this rematch at least three inches taller than her Canadian counterpart and with plenty more bulk. That’s not fazing Lavigne one bit though, as the Doll waltzes right up to her opponent and starts spewing more insults into her face. Hayley just smirks back, both hands planted on her hips, awaiting the final confrontation in the ring and a chance to regain her pride with a much needed win (and possible employment!).

Fight night rolls around hours later and the Galen Center is packed with fans even though there’s only one star-studded match on tonight’s card. Avril’s fans greet her with a roar as she marches onto the stage, both arms brandished in either direction and looking ready to rumble in her usual black and pink sports bra and tights combo complete with matching black and pink gloves, her dirty blonde hair in a messy ponytail. She shadow-boxes a little for the camera’s benefit, before laughing it off and confidently strutting towards the ring accompanied by Carmen Electra and the Dollhouse team.
Out next, Orrantia’s entrance is also greeted with a chorus of cheers, the American actress certainly having her own fair share of loyal fans in the crowd tonight despite of the decline in her results. Hayley is wearing a silver crop top and long white tights, her dark brown hair in a neat ponytail. She calmly makes her way to the ring waving to the fans, and enters the ring earning herself a hateful glare from her blonde opponent from across the ring. Hayley makes herself comfortable in her corner, strapping on silver gloves as she exchanges a few last words with her coach and team.

Referee calls this CBAD match to order, and gets the nod from both ladies, who are as eager as the crowds to get started! There’s the bell and HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Flyweight action!

ROUND 1:
This rematch is a must-win scenario for Avril, which is making her a little reckless to start things off. Avril moves fast and with purpose, immediately firing jabs at Orrantia’s face even though her foe is still miles away and out of range. Orrantia’s confidence is high with her still seen by some as the favourite to win tonight after these two’s last encounter, confidently coming inwards with her arms covering her face, ready to blow the Doll out of the water again with her superior strength and reach. Early jabs to her guard are taken without venom, as Lavigne throws mere quantity at her foe, but showcases her own wariness of Hayley’s size and punching power. She lands several hands off the forehead and body, but gets spooked and blasted back whenever one of Orrantia’s counter-swings come in and from out of nowhere. Avril underestimates her foe’s defences, and pays for it this round, taking another counter-cross left to the lips that tosses her head back with a grunt to end the opener. First round goes to the taller girl, as predicted, but Lavigne ain’t giving up the fight just yet.

ROUND 2:
More of the same: Avril’s moving fast on her feet, head bobbing left and right, trying to predict the blows that never actually come. Orrantia being methodical, slowly tightening the noose, firing off tight combos that land on the Doll’s body and chest, occasional hook snagging the chin to throw Lavigne further backwards in disarray. The Doll’s return fire is taken comfortably on Orrantia’s arms, failing to deter her foe even when they sting her mouth or nostrils. Orrantia senses an opportunity in the second minute and bulldozes her way in some more, wrecking a hook to the body to stun Avril in place before another hard swing catches Avril clean across the jaw! And Lavigne goes spinning towards the ropes, looking gobsmacked by that number! This might be an early night for the Doll, folks, as she clings onto the top rope for dear life, but lo and behold, Orrantia is already upon her, with Hayley burying more shots into her paunch before an uppercut STUNS Lavigne to the base of the chin! AND DOWN AVRIL GOES!! An early KO attempt in the second round of this fight, and Orrantia is already screaming to the crowds “I TOLD YA!” as she runs back to her corner with her arms raised, smiling wide. Avril, on the other hand, is left to pick up the pieces of her pride, slowly pushing her chest off the ground, grinding her teeth together and doing her best to ignore the ringing pain off her jawline. The Doll gets back up by the count of 8, but her morale might take a little while longer before it can recover as this fight continues on from this early scare!

ROUND 3:
AND HERE COMES ORRANTIA, looking to finish her foe off early and make good on her earlier promise! She barrels in hard and fast, more leather slammed in and all over Avril’s arms to try and score this final, killing blow! Avril’s covering up and scrambling for dear life, arms locked over her head and trying to keep her centre of gravity low and steadfast, just like she’s trained for all these years. She takes several bashes to the sides of her head, with Hayley planting her feet and letting those hooks fly, but soon enough, Lavigne is able to maintain a comfortable distance and capitalise on the tiring American actress instead. Orrantia is left breathing hard by the third minute, after putting in her all this round but still coming up short. Avril’s the one squeezing jabs past her arms and straight into her face, drawing several loud gasps till the final bell. Close round overall, but we think Lavigne might have edged out in terms of points!

ROUND 4:
The fight is predicted to be long and arduous, and it’s clear that Hayley is fighting a different beast tonight compared to four years ago. Avril’s holding her ground and onto her marbles despite that round two knockdown, and keeping up with her team’s strategy of defend and parry, bob and weave. This is especially effective now that Hayley’s lost a bit of her wind, hovering at jabbing distance and allowing Avril to plant more and more leather into her forehead and nose, knocking that pretty head back with a loud grunt down the line. Hayley wakes up her idea in the second minute, however, taking surprise swings at Avril’s head, hoping to score lucky twice. But it’s a little too late, now that the Doll is hella focused and ready for a comeback. Lavigne swerves backwards to avoid another hook before dashing one of her own across the brunette’s face. Hayley’s head turned to the side with a loud houuff! before more leather is slammed into the side of her torso, the smaller blonde now pushing her back and towards the ropes with punishing purpose! Hayley’s suddenly the one in trouble, eyes wincing hard as she tries to protect her vulnerable chin, but Lavigne’s putting more power behind each of her swings, landing another nice hook across the arms to send her further sprawled into the ropes! AND HERE COMES LAVIGNE, looking for sweet payback!! More close quarters sacking and pounding near the ropes as Orrantia tries to clinch up with the smaller girl, but gets shoved backwards each time and then rocked to her body, chest and across the chin with malice filled hooks! The Canadian going all out, swinging hard and wild at Orrantia’s face now! She has her on the ropes and not letting the brunette catch any breaks here, throwing nonstop haymakers to the face and chest as poor Hayley does her best to defend herself from Avril’s relentless barrage. Hayley is one tough cookie though - absorbing several big shots to the face without going down, forcing a now panting Lavigne to continue her desperate attack to the point of exhaustion, and this might come back to bite her hard if she can’t put the bigger girl aw……BAM!! HAYLEY GOES DOWN! HAYLEY GOES DOWN! Avril SPINS the bigger brunette about with a stiff right hand that lands hard on the jaw, and her legs finally give out! Orrantia crushes to the mat on her stomach, all layed out! It’s a second KNOCKDOWN of the evening in just four bloody rounds, and these girls clearly want to MURDER each other!! Avril’s spitting and hissing down at Hayley’s prone body, before the panting punk-princess heads to a neutral corner to suck some much needed air into her lungs. The count is on and Hayley’s not looking too good, groggy brunette lifts her cheek off the mat at the count of 4, looking around in a daze, manages to slowly turn over onto her back, eyes glaring up at the white lights and her mouth hanging open, her sweat drenched chest rising and falling. 7…8….It’s not going to happen folks! Avril rocked her! Hayley makes ZERO attempts to get off the mat, and has to concede the rematch in humiliating fashion as she lays helpless on her back, seeing many, many stars! There’s the count of 10 and the wave of the referee’s arms! It’s OVER!!

Official Decision: Avril Lavigne defeats Hayley Orrantia via KO4!

AFTER:
Lavigne all business in the post fight, takes a few extra moments to catch her breath before making a beeline towards the fallen brunette. The blonde towers over the still groggy Orrantia and begins to speak her mind right into her agonized face. “You said I didn’t belong here….well, b*tch, guess what? you don’t belong in MY ring!” Avril sneers before STOMPING her boot down onto Hayley’s unprotected belly. OOOUFFF. The defenseless brunette groans and immediately covers up her midsection, rolling to her side and away from Avril in a fetal position.

“Get the f*ck outta here, bitchhhh.” Avril exclaims before grabbing a handful of Hayley’s hair and YANKING the yelping brunette towards the ropes. Hayley has no option but to quickly crawl all the way to the ropes or get her hair yanked out of its roots, and ends up on all fours right on the ropes.

Avril then proceeds to ruthlessly SOCCER KICK her opponent right in the midsection eliciting a sickening groan from the poor girl as Hayley rolls to her side in agony, allowing Lavigne to simply PUSH her completely out of the ring. "BYE BYYYYEE!" Lavigne giggles as she watches her opponent FLOP down on her side, hitting the ground hard and ending up flat on her back at ringside, her team finally able to rush in to check on their fallen fighter.

A loud mix of cheers and boos is heard in the arena as Avril lifts her arms up with a huge grin on her face, screaming “HELL YEAH BITCHEEEEESS! 60 wins!” to her fans and haters alike.
It’s Avril’s 60th FCBA win and a big revenge win at that - A much needed relief for the blonde and her team after her last appearance ended in disaster and a long night at the hospital for the punk-princess who felt the raw punching power of young British actress Florence Pugh.

Tonight she faced an opponent who did not lack power herself, but this time, the Doll managed to outshine her with pure skill and tenacity, bouncing back to her winning ways.

Lavigne hugging it out with her team, celebrating her 60th win in the ring for several long minutes while Orrantia is slowly brought back to het feet at ringside by her team. The roughed up brunette is looking furious and for good reason, wants to go right back in and give Avril a piece of her mind, but being prevented from doing so by her team and officials as Avril continues to taunt her from inside the ring until the disgruntled brunette is finally led out of the arena by her team.

Lavigne can never rest on her laurels for long though - with her packed fighting schedule, the Dollhouse star has another dangerous opponent waiting to take her down on next weekend’s PPV – an opponent who also defeated Orrantia, doing so on only her second FCBA fight ever. It’s the young Madison Iseman, and this battle of blondes promises to be quite the doozy! We’ll see you there!