Post by caspian on Feb 8, 2017 4:53:54 GMT -6
We are live from the main deck of the SS Virago! As you can see before us, the entire placed is thronged with people here to witness the VIX/SIR: Atlantic Queens Press Conference, the event itself taking place in mid-February. You may be wondering: where on earth is there space to host the lovely ladies everyone is here to see, but if you were to train your eyes upwards, the press conference and weigh-ins will be taking place on that elevated platform above the masses, where everyone gets a crow's nest view of the action. If that's not enough, I'm sure you'll be able to catch every word (or blow) on one of the many giant LCD screens set up along the length of the main deck. Without further ado, let’s introduce the girls of our first match!
Offcial Match-ups / Fight-card:
1. Luisana Lopilato vs Clara Alonso (Lightweight)
2. Nina Agdal vs Mathilde Gohler (Lightweight)
3. Kelly Rohrbach vs Danielle Robertson (Welterweight)
4. Co-Main Event: Emily Ratajkowski vs Diana Korkunova (Flyweight)
5. Main Event: Bo Krsmanovic vs Hailey Clauson (Welterweight)
Press Conference / Weigh-ins:
1. Luisana Lopilato vs Clara Alonso
Luisana:
Clara:
“I beat the sh*t out of Pia before, and now all she can do is ambush me in my room?” Luisana fumes, her long blonde hair tied up in a neat bun behind her head. The Vixen scans the audience from a table perched on the highest of decks, granting her an eagle-eyed view of the crowds below her. “And come on… Pia is not even here to face me next week. She’s running scared,and wants to l sends a little rookie to do her dirty work? I say bring it on.”
Clara Alonso, the ravishing Spaniard, is seated opposite her opponent, her devilish grin magnified on the giant flat-screens on either side of the conference table. “Well, this ‘little rookie’’s gonna floor you, Lopilato,” Clara declares proudly, sporting a fleeced woolen sweater covering nothing but her black lingerie.
Hmph, Luisana exclaims, hands folding across her chest. “Just like Pia - overconfident and cocky. Are you her little b*tch, Alonso?.”
Clara enduring the blonde’s condescending words no longer, immediately rises from her seat and strides towards Luisana, spewing Spanish all the way, before ROCKING the blonde’s face with a tight SLAP - Luisana shocked, and Clara doesn't waste time, grabs blonde hair with both hands and thrashes her head back and forth. Luisana sends two bare fists into pit of Clara’s tummy to dissuade her attacker, but it’s left to officials from both stables to pull both ladies apart and back to the locker rooms. One thing’s for sure though - the VIX/SIR crossover is off to an explosive start!
2. Nina Agdal vs Mathilde Gohler
Nina:
Mathilde:
“Who does this b*tch think she is?” Nina exclaims, her snow-white bikini top showing off her curvy, swimsuit-worthy body as she lounges at the conference table. “She’s just another upstart Danish model looking to de-throne me. Nice try the other night, by the way. NOT.”
“Of course, Agdal has more fights than me. But let’s not forget - Danish blood runs in both our veins. Fighting blood.” Mathilde declares proudly into her microphone. “And last night was just an example of how easily I outwitted her.”
Nina not impressed, retorts: “Hmph, the only fights you’ve been in your life were in bars and catfights. We’ll see who’s the true boxing queen of the Danes,”
Nina disrobing for the weigh-ins, removing her silk-white robe off her shoulders, revealing her lean body, and then tossing the garment at her opponent’s direction, ending with a wink for good measure. The Danish brunette beauty stands up with a smirk, undraping her purple robe to reveal her white underwear briefs and bare breasts to the ogling reporters. Mathilde, however, not frazzled and not to be outdone, takes the podium, unbuttons her purple satin robe to reveal that she’s not wearing anything at all underneath! Cries of joy from the men are met with a shrill cry of outrage from Agdal.
“Why you little sl*t,” Agdal begins, and is stunned when it’s Mathilde’s turn to casually fling her discarded robe into the blonde’s face.
Both girls have to be physically restrained from charging at one another by officials from both stables, and they continue trading incomprehensible verbal insults at each other as they are herded backstage in opposite directions.
3. Kelly Rohrbach vs Danielle Robertson
Kelly:
Danielle:
“This is bullsh*t,” Kelly exclaims to the reporters in her thick Germanic accent, after finding out that her match isn't the main event of the evening. “How is little-miss-Bo-beep part of the main event?? Didn't I beat her ass last month?”
Tall, ripped Australian, Danielle Robertson concurs from across the table: “While I think that Kelly and I are both main-event material, I think there can only be one main event winner tonight, and that's gonna be me.”,
“Give me a break,” Kelly responds, sitting back in her chair with nonchalance. “I’ve beaten bigger girls before… case in point: Bo. You’ll fall down the same way, Robertson.”
First weigh-in of the evening that doesn't erupt into violence. Kelly visibly shorter by a few inches as she squares up against the Australian, but the SI model doesn't let that bother her, plants both fists steadily into Danielle’s chin and tummy, and the Australian doing the same with a confident smirk on her face.
4. Co-Main Event: Emily Ratajkowski vs Diana Korkunova
Emily:
Diana:
Emily emerging from backstage in a black silken robe, dark violet lingerie beneath, both hands waving to the cheering crowds - there’s a reason this match got bumped to Co-Main Event status.
Her fresh-faced opponent, Diana, sporting a sports bra and loose-fitting jeans, is eager to introduce herself to the boxing world with a baby-faced grin, rising to the challenge of facing someone as popular as Emily Ratajkowski.
Both ladies surprisingly respectful throughout the interview, except for one verbal exchange:
“Diana, you're the only Fly/Bantamweight of the Sirens. Does that make you an asset or a liability”
Diana bristles at the question - one that has come up often. “Ask any one of my teammates,” she begins. “They’ll tell you I can go toe-to-toe with the bigger girls, and even little girls like Emily.”
Emily lets out a short laugh, retorting, “This ‘little girl’ thinks she can take me on, and win? She’s in over her head. And that's something my fans here seem to agree on, no?” At the mention of their names, the crowd roars from below-deck.
Weigh-in civil apart from condescending smirk on Emily’s face, a more nervous one on Diana’s.
5. Main Event: Bo Krsmanonic vs Hailey Clauson
Bo:
Hailey:
No-one seems to know why this fight got pushed to main-event status, and neither does Bo it seems. The brunette, coming off yet *another* loss to Milena in January, is eager to get out of this losing rut, but her lack of confidence is also evident on her face. Hailey, however, is yet another blonde with nothing to prove, seeking to capitalize on Bo’s recent woes and capture her first win in the boxing world.
“I know that I have many naysayers, but damnit, I’m *not* gonna be another Milena Govich and lose seven times in a row, over a period of two years!” Fire in Bo’s eyes as she says these words, but will words be enough for the brunette bombshell to win?
Hailey not convinced either, retorting back, “Milena’s the one who just kicked your ass, sweetie. I’d say that means you’re scheduled to lose another 3-4 fights, by my count.”
“Zero-zero’s better than two-four,” Bo tries to retort, but Hailey clearly disagreeing again with that definition.
“No it isn't, babe,” she says with a smile. “No, it isn't.”
After successful weigh-ins, fighters square off on the raised platform, with a bird’s eye view of the gathered crowds below. The audience cheers as they pose, bodies almost touching, fists raised to each other’s chins.
***
And that concludes our press conference for the evening. Do tune in mid-Feb, where we’ll be broadcasting a blow-by-blow account of each fight, along with keeping score of which stable comes up top at the end!
Our best wishes to the girls!
Press Conference / Weigh-ins:
1. Luisana Lopilato vs Clara Alonso
Luisana:
Clara:
“I beat the sh*t out of Pia before, and now all she can do is ambush me in my room?” Luisana fumes, her long blonde hair tied up in a neat bun behind her head. The Vixen scans the audience from a table perched on the highest of decks, granting her an eagle-eyed view of the crowds below her. “And come on… Pia is not even here to face me next week. She’s running scared,and wants to l sends a little rookie to do her dirty work? I say bring it on.”
Clara Alonso, the ravishing Spaniard, is seated opposite her opponent, her devilish grin magnified on the giant flat-screens on either side of the conference table. “Well, this ‘little rookie’’s gonna floor you, Lopilato,” Clara declares proudly, sporting a fleeced woolen sweater covering nothing but her black lingerie.
Hmph, Luisana exclaims, hands folding across her chest. “Just like Pia - overconfident and cocky. Are you her little b*tch, Alonso?.”
Clara enduring the blonde’s condescending words no longer, immediately rises from her seat and strides towards Luisana, spewing Spanish all the way, before ROCKING the blonde’s face with a tight SLAP - Luisana shocked, and Clara doesn't waste time, grabs blonde hair with both hands and thrashes her head back and forth. Luisana sends two bare fists into pit of Clara’s tummy to dissuade her attacker, but it’s left to officials from both stables to pull both ladies apart and back to the locker rooms. One thing’s for sure though - the VIX/SIR crossover is off to an explosive start!
2. Nina Agdal vs Mathilde Gohler
Nina:
Mathilde:
“Who does this b*tch think she is?” Nina exclaims, her snow-white bikini top showing off her curvy, swimsuit-worthy body as she lounges at the conference table. “She’s just another upstart Danish model looking to de-throne me. Nice try the other night, by the way. NOT.”
“Of course, Agdal has more fights than me. But let’s not forget - Danish blood runs in both our veins. Fighting blood.” Mathilde declares proudly into her microphone. “And last night was just an example of how easily I outwitted her.”
Nina not impressed, retorts: “Hmph, the only fights you’ve been in your life were in bars and catfights. We’ll see who’s the true boxing queen of the Danes,”
Nina disrobing for the weigh-ins, removing her silk-white robe off her shoulders, revealing her lean body, and then tossing the garment at her opponent’s direction, ending with a wink for good measure. The Danish brunette beauty stands up with a smirk, undraping her purple robe to reveal her white underwear briefs and bare breasts to the ogling reporters. Mathilde, however, not frazzled and not to be outdone, takes the podium, unbuttons her purple satin robe to reveal that she’s not wearing anything at all underneath! Cries of joy from the men are met with a shrill cry of outrage from Agdal.
“Why you little sl*t,” Agdal begins, and is stunned when it’s Mathilde’s turn to casually fling her discarded robe into the blonde’s face.
Both girls have to be physically restrained from charging at one another by officials from both stables, and they continue trading incomprehensible verbal insults at each other as they are herded backstage in opposite directions.
3. Kelly Rohrbach vs Danielle Robertson
Kelly:
Danielle:
“This is bullsh*t,” Kelly exclaims to the reporters in her thick Germanic accent, after finding out that her match isn't the main event of the evening. “How is little-miss-Bo-beep part of the main event?? Didn't I beat her ass last month?”
Tall, ripped Australian, Danielle Robertson concurs from across the table: “While I think that Kelly and I are both main-event material, I think there can only be one main event winner tonight, and that's gonna be me.”,
“Give me a break,” Kelly responds, sitting back in her chair with nonchalance. “I’ve beaten bigger girls before… case in point: Bo. You’ll fall down the same way, Robertson.”
First weigh-in of the evening that doesn't erupt into violence. Kelly visibly shorter by a few inches as she squares up against the Australian, but the SI model doesn't let that bother her, plants both fists steadily into Danielle’s chin and tummy, and the Australian doing the same with a confident smirk on her face.
4. Co-Main Event: Emily Ratajkowski vs Diana Korkunova
Emily:
Diana:
Emily emerging from backstage in a black silken robe, dark violet lingerie beneath, both hands waving to the cheering crowds - there’s a reason this match got bumped to Co-Main Event status.
Her fresh-faced opponent, Diana, sporting a sports bra and loose-fitting jeans, is eager to introduce herself to the boxing world with a baby-faced grin, rising to the challenge of facing someone as popular as Emily Ratajkowski.
Both ladies surprisingly respectful throughout the interview, except for one verbal exchange:
“Diana, you're the only Fly/Bantamweight of the Sirens. Does that make you an asset or a liability”
Diana bristles at the question - one that has come up often. “Ask any one of my teammates,” she begins. “They’ll tell you I can go toe-to-toe with the bigger girls, and even little girls like Emily.”
Emily lets out a short laugh, retorting, “This ‘little girl’ thinks she can take me on, and win? She’s in over her head. And that's something my fans here seem to agree on, no?” At the mention of their names, the crowd roars from below-deck.
Weigh-in civil apart from condescending smirk on Emily’s face, a more nervous one on Diana’s.
5. Main Event: Bo Krsmanonic vs Hailey Clauson
Bo:
Hailey:
No-one seems to know why this fight got pushed to main-event status, and neither does Bo it seems. The brunette, coming off yet *another* loss to Milena in January, is eager to get out of this losing rut, but her lack of confidence is also evident on her face. Hailey, however, is yet another blonde with nothing to prove, seeking to capitalize on Bo’s recent woes and capture her first win in the boxing world.
“I know that I have many naysayers, but damnit, I’m *not* gonna be another Milena Govich and lose seven times in a row, over a period of two years!” Fire in Bo’s eyes as she says these words, but will words be enough for the brunette bombshell to win?
Hailey not convinced either, retorting back, “Milena’s the one who just kicked your ass, sweetie. I’d say that means you’re scheduled to lose another 3-4 fights, by my count.”
“Zero-zero’s better than two-four,” Bo tries to retort, but Hailey clearly disagreeing again with that definition.
“No it isn't, babe,” she says with a smile. “No, it isn't.”
After successful weigh-ins, fighters square off on the raised platform, with a bird’s eye view of the gathered crowds below. The audience cheers as they pose, bodies almost touching, fists raised to each other’s chins.
***
And that concludes our press conference for the evening. Do tune in mid-Feb, where we’ll be broadcasting a blow-by-blow account of each fight, along with keeping score of which stable comes up top at the end!
Our best wishes to the girls!