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Post by Freefall on Feb 2, 2017 12:47:31 GMT -6
Los Angeles, CA Cameras flash and iPhones snap as Kylie Jenner takes the lavish podium. “I'm sure your all wondering why I've called this press conference,” the young budding star said flashing her pearly whites. “I'm here to announce a new direction for #KHAOS as we have cut the dead fat, 5’2 weight and will be streamlining operation into something leaner…and meaner.” Reporters are furiously tweeting Kylie’s shot at her big sister Kim as Kylie continues to speak. “I have seized control of #KHAOS and will take the group to new heights, we will win titles, and leave a pile of broken sluts in our path…. Introducing #KHAOS 2.0 !” Through the crowd walks Irina Shayk and Alice Goodwin and behind them stands Cat Bell. Kylie beams as she speaks into the microphone “Cat Bell is the finest trainer my money could buy and although we still understand and expect her to honor her existing commitments to Foxfire and the Pretty Little Punchers, under her guidance, I will take for the JMD tiara. Alice Goodwin will destroy the JMDD field, and Irina will be the baddest b*tch in the Lightweight division!” "We're back bitches and better than ever! Any questions?"
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