(JMD) Sydney Sweeney vs Jennifer Love Hewitt

Sydney Sweeney vs Jennifer Love Hewitt
(Global Boxing Syndicate vs FCBA Independent)
(10-4, 10 KO vs 54-77-1, 40 KO)
JMD Value: 34D (Natural) vs 38D (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Sydney Sweeney stole all the JMD headlines and then some since making her FCBA in June 2020 and is viewed as the Next Gen jug muggin' queen - a status once held by Jennifer Love Hewitt who invented the damn thing to begin with! It's not like Sydney wants to play homage to J-Love's past glory but this fight offers too much marketing value not to go ahead with it - regardless of the fact Hewitt might be best suited fighting fellow cougars going forward. JMD goes by different rules and J-Love is always welcomed to set her own rules within the genre.

Both women exchange quick laughs during the introductions but Sydney assumes strictly business approach shortly afterwards while Jennifer makes sure she fills out her outfit the best way possible.

Sydney Sweeney wears a green & silver themed bikini set & yellow gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. Jennifer Love Hewitt wears a red bikini set & black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a half-up ponytail. Both women are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
J-Love in full attack early as most fans realize she probably won't outlast the younger opponent so has to seek that immediate breakthrough for better or worse! She thumps the blonde's rack from the inside and forges ahead in the phone booth while Sydney slips on the sand and gets busted between the cups before a looping hook on the temple catches her off guard wholesale. More aggressive swings from Hewitt follow as she moves exceptionally fast across the sand and barges the blonde onto the ropes where she keeps plugging her mitts on target while Sweeney has a hard time stretching her elbows. J-Love whacks a nasty harpoon around the navel and digs her elbow into Sydney's rack as well which neutralizes the blonde and enables the JMD legend to bash more leather during the final stretch. Party like it's 1999 with Jennifer raining punches like skittles here! She beats all of that 34D set and then some to leave Sweeney gasping for air in shear disbelief at the bell.

Round 2:
More of that swarming charm from Hewitt! Hey ho, she's by no means done in jug muggin' and laces the blonde's rack from each side and begins to gradually push her onto the ropes where she eventually traps her just past the one-minute mark. Sydney rifles a good double on the rack but eats a similar response and gets punked on the navel as J-Love hits the overdrive button and plugs more juice up the middle to make the younger actress look really pedestrian here. Nowhere to hide and Sydney scowls her anger out but she's still getting worked over in stunning fashion as Hewitt catches her with a stray head-butt as well. Ugh! She digs the forearm across the boobs and drops some late harpoons on the exposed midriff to further underline her advantage so Sweeney can only kick the sand in frustration when the bell finally halts this Texan charge.

Round 3:
Jennifer has stormed through the six minute showdown but she hasn't truly punished the blonde to take her foot off the gas. And the younger actress roars back into contention when she beats the brunette in another heads up tussle before ripping a hook right through the solar plexus. Ugh! J-Love slumps to her heels with a loud shriek upon impact and earns an uppercut dose on the follow up with Sweeney working on speed dial next. She bumps the JMD legend onto the ropes and Hewitt just doesn't have the legs to escape the jam which wraps her behind a desperate earmuff come the two minute mark. All Sydney thereafter... she ravages the stubborn guard and connects with the rack from the south before crashing into the liver area as J-Love tries to clinch herself into safety. Not gonna work... Sydney thumps the brunette's rack from both flanks to clean up the pieces and leaves the Texan woman squealing in discomfort at the bell.

Round 4:
Sydney finds Jennifer's solar plexus with the first drive and mounts immediate pressure on those cups before chopping down the liver area again as J-Love slumps to her heels and enters the punchbag mode much faster than anyone anticipated. Suddenly there's not much thread on those tires anymore and Sweeney piles on unanswered juice to shatter the desperate guard with Hewitt in no position to apply the stalemate. She gets clobbered onto the ropes where the blonde hammers her into a standstill before lifting more jugs into the slumped chin. Jennifer cuts a dejected figure and bellows out on top of the ropes as the blonde SMOKES her on the solar plexus and manages to land one more hook on the left breast with J-LOVE HEADING DOWN ONTO HER KNEES moments later. Ugh! Sydney struts back to her coach Liz Hurley in the GBS corner and leaves the brunette sitting down on her heels. J-Love appears to think better off it and doesn't make a genuine effort to recover from this knockdown. She missed on her opportunity and she knows it. KO4 Sydney Sweeney!!!

AFTER: Next Gen truly reigns supreme despite Hewitt's best efforts in the opening two rounds. She gave Sydney a lot of trouble but the fight quickly turned into the blonde's favor and the wiley veteran from Texas just gave up the ghost at the first time of asking. Sydney refuses to humiliate the JMD legend beyond a half-hearted walk of shame around the ring which still looks awkward as Jennifer is the one smiling the brightest! She could have easily refused to fight the new JMD sweetheart but exposure is always in demand and FCBA fans still want to see the Texas woman duke it out in jug muggin' rules. Sydney cheerfully spanks J-Love's derriere before posing on the sand in that skimpy bikini. That should turn enough heads on social media alone while Hewitt tells Tigress Uppercut Magazine she is ready to crown Sydney over Emily Ratajkowski as the next best thing in JMD. How about this then? One can only assume they haven't heard about Demi Rose Mawby down there in Texas?

Official Result: Sydney Sweeney def. Jennifer Love Hewitt KO4.