Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Aug 31, 2021 11:56:35 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"I'm not here to talk about the past," says a hard-eyed Ellie. "I'm here to PROVE something, and I'm going to do that by knocking out Billie Eilish tonight!"
"Look," says Billie with a smile, "I GET that she has something to prove. But, she's NOT going to do it against ME."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back' by Shawn Mendes, and here comes lovely redhead Ellie Bamber..."
McCarthy: "Yet ANOTHER Typical Dancing Hooker Opponent with NO FCBA wins!"
Tess: "To be FAIR, Bamber has only HAD two FCBA fights..."
McCarthy: "And, as I keep telling you, I had FCBA wins BEFORE I had FCBA fights!"
O'Dell: "Bamber into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal that black number we've seen before, and that's 'You Should See Me In A Crown' you hear behind us, and that can only mean that the singer of that tune, 'Buxom' Billie Eilish is on her way to the ring..."
Cassie: "Billie's been doing exactly what we believed she'd do when we signed her, getting better every single time out."
O'Dell: "Eilish into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that emerald number we've seen before, and, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Billie. Mac?"
McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins. Eilish!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous panel. Let's see if the ladies are right. Bamber on the move to start this thing, and there's no surprise there, as she certainly doesn't want to stand and slug it out with a girl with Billie's power. Eilish stalking, moving the feet and the head, angling, looking to close..."
Tess: "Bamber moving well, jabbing, circling, stopping to pop. Eilish light on the gas pedal, not forcing anything. Billie very athletic, showing all the footwork of a former dancer, cutting the ring, landing a nice flurry. Bamber ties up and slips away. Eilish right back after her, cuts, steps in and ROCKS ELLIE WITH A RIGHT HAND! Bamber hurt and BAMBER IS DOWN! Oh, what a left hook from Billie!"
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiiigggghhhhhtttssss. The party's ohhhhverrrrrrrrr...."
O'Dell: "Ellie down on her left side. Billie quickly to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Ref can count to a hundred and it's not going to matter. The redhead is down and OUT. Seven. Eight. No movement at all. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! That quickly, it's OVER, and your winner by KO1 is 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
McCarthy: "Another lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Billie Eilish, and, Billie, once again, you wasted no time in there..."
Billie (smiling): "You get a chance, you have to take it. This is about getting a win, and that's what I was trying to do."
Tess: "Two straight KO1s. Not sure if that's a record, but, a KO1 is pretty rare..."
Billie (smiling): "Well, again, Tess, I don't worry about that. I'm in there to get a win. If it's KO1 or a one-point decision, it doesn't matter. It's still a win."
"I'm not here to talk about the past," says a hard-eyed Ellie. "I'm here to PROVE something, and I'm going to do that by knocking out Billie Eilish tonight!"
"Look," says Billie with a smile, "I GET that she has something to prove. But, she's NOT going to do it against ME."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back' by Shawn Mendes, and here comes lovely redhead Ellie Bamber..."
McCarthy: "Yet ANOTHER Typical Dancing Hooker Opponent with NO FCBA wins!"
Tess: "To be FAIR, Bamber has only HAD two FCBA fights..."
McCarthy: "And, as I keep telling you, I had FCBA wins BEFORE I had FCBA fights!"
O'Dell: "Bamber into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal that black number we've seen before, and that's 'You Should See Me In A Crown' you hear behind us, and that can only mean that the singer of that tune, 'Buxom' Billie Eilish is on her way to the ring..."
Cassie: "Billie's been doing exactly what we believed she'd do when we signed her, getting better every single time out."
O'Dell: "Eilish into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that emerald number we've seen before, and, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Billie. Mac?"
McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins. Eilish!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous panel. Let's see if the ladies are right. Bamber on the move to start this thing, and there's no surprise there, as she certainly doesn't want to stand and slug it out with a girl with Billie's power. Eilish stalking, moving the feet and the head, angling, looking to close..."
Tess: "Bamber moving well, jabbing, circling, stopping to pop. Eilish light on the gas pedal, not forcing anything. Billie very athletic, showing all the footwork of a former dancer, cutting the ring, landing a nice flurry. Bamber ties up and slips away. Eilish right back after her, cuts, steps in and ROCKS ELLIE WITH A RIGHT HAND! Bamber hurt and BAMBER IS DOWN! Oh, what a left hook from Billie!"
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiiigggghhhhhtttssss. The party's ohhhhverrrrrrrrr...."
O'Dell: "Ellie down on her left side. Billie quickly to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Ref can count to a hundred and it's not going to matter. The redhead is down and OUT. Seven. Eight. No movement at all. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! That quickly, it's OVER, and your winner by KO1 is 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
McCarthy: "Another lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Billie Eilish, and, Billie, once again, you wasted no time in there..."
Billie (smiling): "You get a chance, you have to take it. This is about getting a win, and that's what I was trying to do."
Tess: "Two straight KO1s. Not sure if that's a record, but, a KO1 is pretty rare..."
Billie (smiling): "Well, again, Tess, I don't worry about that. I'm in there to get a win. If it's KO1 or a one-point decision, it doesn't matter. It's still a win."