Post by Results: Lookout! Words: Wiz on Jan 31, 2017 20:14:35 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"Last time around, things did not go as planned," Alana says with a shake of the head. "But, this time I plan to make certain that things go a little differently."
"She's good," says Kesha, "There's no question about that. But, I'm better. I proved it once. And, tonight, I'll prove it again."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'The Hebrides Overture' by Mendelssohn you hear filling the arena, and that can only mean that the lovely Alana de la Garza of the Bazz Fight Club is on her way to the ring..."
Cassie: "And, you'll note all eyes on Alana right now, even in that robe. She HAS that effect on people."
O'Dell: "de la Garza into the ring and helped off with the robe by the Bazz corner crew. She's wearing that orange bikini she likes, and that DEFINITELY has an effect on this crowd..."
Tess: "Is she 'Playboy' material, Mac?"
Cassie: "Answer carefully..."
McCarthy: "Don't you threaten ME, you little..."
O'Dell: "And, that's 'Tik-Tok' you hear behind us, and here comes the singer of that tune, 'Six Feet of Sexy', Kesha!"
McCarthy: "Talk about from the sometime to the ridiculous. A great classical piece and then this dance nonsense from a no-talent like Kesha...."
Tess: "From the..."
Cassie: "This is the last fight, Tess. No way to we have time..."
Tess: "Just once, she needs to fire something like this off at the beginning of the night..."
McCarthy: "What are you two babbling about NOW?"
O'Dell (sighing): "Kesha into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that navy blue bikini she likes. And, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kesha. Mac?"
McCarthy: "de la Garza HAS an FCBA win. She may have lost last time, but, I think she'll even things up."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "You know I'm going with Alana."
O'Dell: "And, there's the bell. Both ladies to range early, just as you'd expect with girls who have this kind of length. Kesha wants to establish that right jab, but Alana's seen this act before. She's using the feet and angling beautifully, not allowing the blonde to get the jab home. Instead, de la Garza getting off early and scoring with both hands..."
Tess: "de la Garza just not letting Kesha get started here. She's preempting her beautifully."
O'Dell: "She is, indeed. Brunette with a steady stream of accurate stuff that's got the blonde on the defensive now. Kesha can't get it out of neutral at the moment, as Alana gets into a rhythm early. Brunette just getting it going on all cylinders at the moment and the blonde has no answers for it."
McCarthy: "de la Garza's just got the geometry perfect right now. She's where she wants to be, where she needs to be."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it, Mac. This round has been plenty one-sided. Kesha getting almost nothing home at all, while Alana continues to pile up point and DOWN SHE GOES! de la Garza dropped by that overhand left that came out of nowhere! Alana ragdolled to her back. Kesha to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. No movement at all from de la Garza. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And, your winner by KO1 in one-punch fashion is 'Six Feet of Sexy', Kesha!"
Cassie: "Wow. That's just really unlucky for Alana, because she had it going."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Kesha, and Big K, got a little rough in there early..."
Kesha: 'She's slick, Tess, and I knew that coming in. She's a good boxer and she's very, very smart. She had a very good plan. But, I had The Hammer."
Tess: "Where did that even COME from?"
Kesha (smiling): "I just saw a little opening and threw it. That's all I need. A little opening. And, if it lands, well. That's the end of the evening."
"Last time around, things did not go as planned," Alana says with a shake of the head. "But, this time I plan to make certain that things go a little differently."
"She's good," says Kesha, "There's no question about that. But, I'm better. I proved it once. And, tonight, I'll prove it again."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'The Hebrides Overture' by Mendelssohn you hear filling the arena, and that can only mean that the lovely Alana de la Garza of the Bazz Fight Club is on her way to the ring..."
Cassie: "And, you'll note all eyes on Alana right now, even in that robe. She HAS that effect on people."
O'Dell: "de la Garza into the ring and helped off with the robe by the Bazz corner crew. She's wearing that orange bikini she likes, and that DEFINITELY has an effect on this crowd..."
Tess: "Is she 'Playboy' material, Mac?"
Cassie: "Answer carefully..."
McCarthy: "Don't you threaten ME, you little..."
O'Dell: "And, that's 'Tik-Tok' you hear behind us, and here comes the singer of that tune, 'Six Feet of Sexy', Kesha!"
McCarthy: "Talk about from the sometime to the ridiculous. A great classical piece and then this dance nonsense from a no-talent like Kesha...."
Tess: "From the..."
Cassie: "This is the last fight, Tess. No way to we have time..."
Tess: "Just once, she needs to fire something like this off at the beginning of the night..."
McCarthy: "What are you two babbling about NOW?"
O'Dell (sighing): "Kesha into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that navy blue bikini she likes. And, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kesha. Mac?"
McCarthy: "de la Garza HAS an FCBA win. She may have lost last time, but, I think she'll even things up."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "You know I'm going with Alana."
O'Dell: "And, there's the bell. Both ladies to range early, just as you'd expect with girls who have this kind of length. Kesha wants to establish that right jab, but Alana's seen this act before. She's using the feet and angling beautifully, not allowing the blonde to get the jab home. Instead, de la Garza getting off early and scoring with both hands..."
Tess: "de la Garza just not letting Kesha get started here. She's preempting her beautifully."
O'Dell: "She is, indeed. Brunette with a steady stream of accurate stuff that's got the blonde on the defensive now. Kesha can't get it out of neutral at the moment, as Alana gets into a rhythm early. Brunette just getting it going on all cylinders at the moment and the blonde has no answers for it."
McCarthy: "de la Garza's just got the geometry perfect right now. She's where she wants to be, where she needs to be."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it, Mac. This round has been plenty one-sided. Kesha getting almost nothing home at all, while Alana continues to pile up point and DOWN SHE GOES! de la Garza dropped by that overhand left that came out of nowhere! Alana ragdolled to her back. Kesha to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. No movement at all from de la Garza. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And, your winner by KO1 in one-punch fashion is 'Six Feet of Sexy', Kesha!"
Cassie: "Wow. That's just really unlucky for Alana, because she had it going."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Kesha, and Big K, got a little rough in there early..."
Kesha: 'She's slick, Tess, and I knew that coming in. She's a good boxer and she's very, very smart. She had a very good plan. But, I had The Hammer."
Tess: "Where did that even COME from?"
Kesha (smiling): "I just saw a little opening and threw it. That's all I need. A little opening. And, if it lands, well. That's the end of the evening."
