CBAD: Avril Lavigne vs. Malu Trevejo (FCBA Debut)

Avril Lavigne
(36, 5’1 ½, 113 lbs, 50:20 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
Vs.
Malu Trevejo
(18, 5’4, 114 lbs, FCBA Debut, Free Agent)

Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian & The Dollhouse

BEFORE:
Lots to like on paper for match-up tonight. Avril Lavigne is set to go against former bestie Vanessa Hudgens at the end of the month, so plenty of reporters and fans alike are wondering what the hell is she doing fighting another bout just a week prior. The Doll has been on one hell of a roll, however, earning herself a six-win winning streak ever since defeating Bhad Bhabie back in May. And tonight, she’s going to be facing Bhabie’s partner in crime, another 18 year old rising internet star Malu Trevejo, who’s sitting casually, arm and legs crossed, listening to Lavigne’s words at the pre-fight press conference.
“My management gets a lot of challenges for me every month from bitches who think they can get free time in the spotlight by jobbing to me on their FCBA debut,” Avril says with a chuckle. “Malu is just one of many. I just chose her because out of all of them she looked most deserving of getting punched in the face!”

The Doll snorts, before continuing: “She's just another teen Tiktok ‘ARTIST’ who's more into being a huge sl*t on OnlyFans than into making good music, like her friend Bhabie. I bet she can't even fight. But I’ve got an even bigger sl*t to worry about at the end of the month. Tonight's just my warm up. So…NEXT!"

Malu Trevejo makes her boxing debut tonight, earlier entering the huge press hall looking like she owns the place, sending kisses and doing a little dance to cameras and assembled press. However, once she hears what Avril has to say, the Cuban-American singer’s thin eyebrows light up by a hundred degrees, and her voice is icy as she replies:

"Please b*tch. Listen to this old has-been who thinks she's still ‘PUNK’ when she's like...40. Hella embarrassing. She’s almost 19 years older. She could literally be my mom.” Malu laughs. “But she looks like a kid….I actually look more like HER mom. That’s just f*cking embarrassing!” the 18 year old shakes her head laughing. “Danielle (Bregoli) almost beat her ass on HER debut, and there’s no doubt in my mind I can do it tonight. I’ve been boxing privately for 2 years now. Ya know, I ACTUALLY challenged this b*tch to a JMD fight, but I guess she chickened out of that one because her management only agreed to a regular fight. Too scared of these big girls, Av?” Trevejo cups her massive boobs and shakes them, making them jiggle as she chuckles. “B*tch, I'll make sure you get a close look at them after I knock your old ass out, JMD or not! Let’s go already!"

The teenager with tons of spunk and confidence for her first ever boxing fight but we’ve been told she’s been boxing for a while now though under no official capacity yet. Clear height advantage for Trevejo with almost 3 inches when the two singers face off for the close up camera shot, Avril definitely the favourite to win this with her vast experience in the ring, especially at putting away the new and up-and-coming generation of artists. Bhad found out the hard way at the start of this year, and so did Normani and Ava Max back in 2020. Trevejo looks hella cocky though, the brunette posing both fists high and too close to Avril’s face, making the Dollhouse star mouth off and shove those hands away at the climax of their encounter, which almost starts a wild brawl there and then on stage.

Hours later, Lavigne is the first to enter the arena - just one match on the cards tonight but the stadium is still packed to the brim, the crowds welcoming her with a loud roar as she enters in her usual black and pink Dollhouse colours, a sports bra on her chest and the rest of her body clad in a pair of short tights and matching black and pink gloves, her blonde hair usual high ponytail. Malu comes out next, the newcomer looking equally sexy in a one-tone sea blue sports bra that does a half decent job of barely containing her large breasts and short white tights, sporting matching white gloves that are raised high into the air to greet her many fans in attendance tonight. Her dark brown hair is braided into a single ponytail down back, with that starfire tattoo bursting across her upper tummy.

Referee calls this Celebrity Boxing After Dark match to order, and both girls look ready to go in their corners. He waves his hand and HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Flyweight action!

ROUND 1:
Avril comes out aggressive at the bell, both arms up and brimming with confidence. She’s fighting a new girl, after all, and probably has her mind set to end this quick and in dominant fashion and go home. Immediately, she PLOWS into Malu within the first couple of seconds, shocking the younger singer with a thudding combo to the arms, then more of the same flurries slammed inwards, over and over, thinking she’s about to KO this b*tch in the very first minute of the very first round. Clearly, she ain’t taking Malu very seriously. To be fair, this strategy works early on, with Trevejo still green and melting in the face of the veteran’s aggression. Malu falls back on her limited boxing training and blocks those combos the best she can, locking her arms over her head and moving backwards, but she can’t help but grunt as one or two dinging shots get past her defences. Still, Avril is also taking some damage as Trevejo braves uncertain waters, the Doll looking stunned when Malu slams a one-two combo into her face down the line of the third, with Malu certainly enjoying the feeling of her punches finally connecting with the loud-mouthed songstress’ lips. Bell rings to end the first and though Avril took it by a close margin, judging from the snarl on her face, she was clearly expecting to do more.

ROUND 2:
AND HERE COMES MALU, looking to impress all those in attendance tonight! Avril tries to dominate but gets pushed back by a sudden, return hook from the rookie, with Malu taking a one-two flurry to her arms before shocking her back with that unexpected counter! Lavigne takes the blow on her raised guard, but is still surprised by her foe’s power. She moves backwards, just as a measure of caution, but Trevejo is throwing caution to the wind early on by charging in after her! Avril is forced into a defensive pattern, blocking and weaving, but it’s hard to predict what a brand new, spankin’ newcomer can bring to the table, especially when there aren’t any tales of the tape for her to do her homework on. Malu stuns the Doll with another overhand punch - probably learned as a superweapon back in the gym - catching Avril off the top of the forehead and further driving her backwards. Lavigne however keeps her cool, stays further away and just lets the overambitious girl tire herself out. So what if she’s lost this round by a wide margin? Trevejo raises her arm when the bell rings, smiling wide but also already breathing hard on her way back to her corner.

ROUND 3:
Avril’s pride gets the better of her in the third, as the Doll once again tries to reestablish her dominance by marching in, hoping to push Malu back into the corner. But it doesn’t work! Trevejo meets her head-on in the middle of the ring, where the two ladies THROW DOWN for a good thirty seconds, shocking each other to the face with dull hooks before Malu earns herself some naughty points when she plants a hook into Avril’s chest for some makeshift JMD action! Avril is completely taken by surprise, her mouth hanging open in shock as her body lurches from the impact, before another swipe across her sports bra confirms her suspicions that her opponent ain’t playing nice - not tonight at least! Lavigne furious, returns the favor with hooks of her own aimed at Trevejo’s bigger targets, and the two singers get into a wild JMD brawl in the pocket! Not what the Dollhouse corner had in mind…this is dangerous! Avril gets a few hits in on Malu’s knockers but that doesn’t deter the bigger girl as The Doll is busy hissing out insults when Malu SLAMS another fist into the side of her head, which staggers the blonde and forces her to run for the hills! “Get back here b*tch!” the brunette hisses and gives chase, but Lavigne manages to keep her distance for a few more seconds before being saved by the bell for now. Not going too swell for the Dollhouse darling, and what would dear Vanessa Hudgens say if she were to see this massacre from the front-row seat?! Lavigne can’t afford to lose to some complete rookie, and she knows she’ll never live it down if she doesn’t turn the tide quickly. For now, Malu earns herself a reputation for fighting dirty, but f*ck if she cares, as the Cuban-American returns to her corner with a grin and pumped fists.

ROUND 4:
Avril slowly takes back control, keeping Malu at bay with more defensive maneuvering. This is what experience looks like, baby, as the Doll stops her advance with frequent jabs to her head and then weaving or leaping out of the way whenever Trevejo threatens to get in too close to brawl. Now that the newcomer’s fight plan has been somewhat mapped out, Avril is better adapting to her aggressive style, rocking her face in with a crisp one-two to her nostrils. Malu still has the lead overall, of course, but she’s quickly losing her cool as Avril makes short and easy work of her from afar. Trevejo has no choice but to slow down as well in the third, exchanging damage with the blonde as the jabs fly both ways. Lavigne takes some abuse to her body, with Malu no doubt having heard of the 36-year-old’s glass tummy, but for the most part, Lavigne switches her arms down low to block, and is never really in danger of losing her lead for the rest of the fourth.

ROUND 5:
That is, until Malu catches her with a rough and tumble tummy blow at the end of the first minute in the 5th, Avril protecting her head throughout the first but carelessly let Trevejo get too close to BURY a lunging uppercut into her midsection, with the rookie letting out a shout of triumph as Avril’s body folds over her fist, and the Doll powerless to stop more rapid swings from slamming into her sides and chest. Malu smells blood and pounces, keeping on the injured singer every step of the way, staying close and ramming more blows into her frame, occasionally shocking Avril to the side of her head to send her packing. Oh oh! Avril’s in trouble, getting sent into the ropes and with nowhere else to run, Trevejo catches the bewildered blonde with a snap into the chin before another strong fist gets DRILLED into her body! “OOOO” the crowd goes and DOWN LAVIGNE GOES!! Holy-- Avril LIFTED off her feet after that number, the wind knocked out of her lungs as she COLLAPSES down to the canvas on all fours!! It’s a KNOCKDOWN from Malu Trevejo in just the fifth round! But she’s not done! Malu wants to punish Avril some more and the referee has to JUMP IN and block her from hurting the downed older singer any further, pushing the giggling youngster away and to a neutral corner. This is boxing young lady, not MMA!

Loud cheers and jeers from the crowds as the newcomer scores her first knockdown of her already fledgling career! Avril left gasping hard on her knees and elbows, one arm hugging her body and trying not to throw up. Meanwhile, Malu is looking like she’s just won the freakin’ Flyweight title or something, mounting the corner’s second rope, raising both arms high into the air. This girl’s definitely got some spunk to her, we think.

For now, though, Avril is slowly recovering, knows better than to force her way up too fast just to make a statement. She gets back to her knees, then both feet, using the ropes behind her back to steady herself before the referee clears her to fight before the count of 8. Malu’s already bouncing up and down back in her own corner, ready to go another ten rounds if need be. For now, Avril needs to dig deep and pull a rabbit out of the hat, with her score more than a little lopsided at this halfway mark of the fight.

ROUND 6:
AND HERE MALU COMES AGAIN, looking to mop up and score her first and possibly most significant victory of her career! The rookie practically CHARGES at her opponent, breaking into a sprint with both arms chugging away on either side of her body! Avril’s READY for her, however, bracing herself near the ropes as her arms take the brunt of the punishment, Malu’s multiple flurries to her body and chest getting absorbed, as Lavigne keeps her center of gravity low and her feet constantly moving, not allowing herself to get pinned down like last time. Another wild hook sent to the head is taken by a raised arm, and Avril barely gets sent off to the side from having anticipated the rookie’s power (or lack thereof). Suddenly, Avril skids to a halt, planting her feet and RETURNING with an overhand shot of her own, and MALU GETS CAUGHT by the punch completely by surprise! OUCH!! That right hand BLASTING into the middle of her face, literally BLOWS the brunette back on wobbly legs. And AVRIL SMELLS THE BLOOD! Lavigne chasing the staggered teen, all over her throwing with everything she’s got! Malu too woozy to defend herself as ONE! TWO! THREEEEE punches land BIG on the wilting brunette’s face and Malu GOES DOWN! Trevejo CRASHES down to her side, hitting the mat hard!!! Wow! The teen laid out in shock on the mat, now rolling slightly, ending up flat on her back, arms at the side of her head, big breasts heaving, eyes blinking rapidly. She’s seeing ALL the stars! This is one hell of a FLASH KNOCKDOWN from Avril Lavigne folks!! And we all know how explosive she can be if she gets the chance! Now Trevejo knows it too, if she even registers what just happened!

Avril breathing hard, looking very winded but gives a solid nod to the cameras before turning back to a neutral corner. Maybe this was always the plan for the Doll, who used Malu’s aggression against her to score an impressive knockdown here in the sixth! Malu is left squirming on her back, looking completely out of it and she stares blankly into the arena’s lights... There’s a turn of her head here, a leg pulled back and then extended back out there, but just as the referee hits the midway count of five, she begins to pull herself back up. A shocking development as the teen simply refuses to give up! Avril herself in shock, eyebrows raised as she watches her opponent, who looked completely out of it mere seconds ago, now trying to get back on her feet! Malu still glassy eyed as she turns over to her knees, then slowly makes her way back to her feet, and finally beats the count by the skin-of-the-teeth 9! Wow! This girl has some chutzpa!

This fight is set to continue, with Avril scoffing in her corner and already readying herself to go. Can Malu really put up any more fight after THAT knockdown? Bell rings once more and we’re ready to find out! There’s still a minute-and-a-half left on the clock! But Malu’s still trying to steady herself by the ropes, barely ready for Avril’s return rush towards her! The newcomer lets out a groan as the first punch catches her clean on the mouth, with Avril swerving in with vengeance as she nailed her foe clean to the middle of the face with a right cross, before paying the youngster back with more lefts and rights thrown into her body and chest with abandon. The Doll’s making short work of her fellow singer, gnashing her teeth as she pounds away on Malu’s assets, sinking shots into her sports bra just to teach her a lesson not to mess with her.

Unfortunately for her, Malu simply too disoriented and slow to properly fight back, wilting by the second, groaning, her arms barely up and soon enough, clinging onto the ropes instead of trying to actively fight back, and THAT’S IT! The referee has no choice but to JUMP in to save the new girl from getting totally wrecked here! It’s OVER in another flash of non-stop action, with Avril getting pulled off her opponent to earn the Doll a TKO6 victory!

Official Decision: Avril Lavigne defeats Malu Trevejo via TKO6!

AFTER:
“Little sl*t!” Avril shouts as she’s being pulled away from the teenager. The brunette slumped on the ropes, looking dazed and hurt, face thoroughly bruised, but refuses to give Avril any satisfaction as she defiantly fires back through greeted teeth. “Could have......literally.....KILLED you last round....skank." Trevejo panting through her words. "...had you moaning....like a little girl on your hands and knees ....beneath me....better go thank.....this dumbass ref for stopping me... f*cking saved your ass. Would have made you my b*tch!”

“WhatEVERRR, Ms. fake boobs. Learn the rules, loser!” Lavigne shouts back, taking off her right glove and throwing it with what little energy she has left right at Malu’s chest from behind the ref, before retiring to her corner to celebrate, high fiving her team and coach Loken. Malu meanwhile, continues hissing insults and bemoaning her loss as she’s being helped to her own corner by her team. “If this was a real fight I’d have f*cking made her my b*tch after I dropped her! And everybody f*cking knows it!” The teenager can be heard complaining to her team as she’s being treated on her stool.

Whatever Malu thinks COULD have happened, the young feisty singer has definitely impressed on her debut tonight, scoring the first knockdown of the fight and showing a lot of promise by going toe to toe and even dominating parts of this fight against the older Dollhouse star! The brunette getting plenty of cheers from her many fans here tonight as she finally rises from her stool by herself minutes later, blowing kisses to her fans. Will we see more of Malu in the FCBA ring soon? Only time will tell, but this spunky young girl should be a hot prospect for any manager to sign, even coming in with some very real JMD potential to boot!

Avril meanwhile, quickly leaving the arena with her entourage in tow. Tonight was definitely not as quick and easy as she had hoped, but the Punk-Princess did salvage another win, her 7th in a row! And that all that counts…right? Now, she has much bigger things to worry about, with her fight against one of the all time greats (Hudgens) a mere week away! Hopefully the Doll can recover from the damage wrought by Trevejo right in time for her big showdown with Hudgens!

We hope to see you there with us next weekend!