Post by Boxing World Online on Jan 27, 2017 22:25:38 GMT -6
The Man In The Hat sits at the center of the dais as usual. To his right are Katy Perry, Jewel, Grace Park, and Neve Campbell. To his left sit Leighton Meester, Britney Spears, Pink, and Avril Lavigne.
Man In The Hat: "All right. I'll take questions. Cable Boy. Go!"
HBO Reporter: "Tough result for Leighton tonight..."
Man In The Hat (nodding): "Vikander's a good fighter. Make no mistake about that. And, we were givin' up some size steppin' up ta bantam. However, the result obviously isn't what we or Leighton wanted. The point of 2017 for her is to get a shot at the flyweight titles, and that got a lot tougher to do this evening. That being said, we aren't disappointed in the effort or what we saw from Ms. Meester tonight. She fought well, as usual. She just didn't get a result. Cable Boy II. Go!"
Showtime Reporter: "Quite a fight between Perry and Strahovski..."
Man In The Hat: "Well, nobody would expect anything less. Two of the top lights in the world. You expect a heck of a fight and we got one. Tess, dear, go ahead."
Tess: "Didn't get the result there, either, but..."
Man In The Hat: "But, indeed. As I said comin' in, this was win/win. You don't lose much for losin' ta Vonnie, except maybe an immediate title shot, but, as we've got the belts, Katy wasn't gettin' that anyway. And, before you ask, we've fought Strahovski two months in a row. We aren't gonna go for three. All right, Smackeroo. It's dinner time. Take us there!"
Reporter: "On the bright side, Swan came up big at the Ice Hotel..."
Man In The Hat: "That she did, and, we're not surprised. As I've said over and over, Serinda is as good as any light we have, and she's finally gotten the forum to prove it. Now, dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"
Man In The Hat: "All right. I'll take questions. Cable Boy. Go!"
HBO Reporter: "Tough result for Leighton tonight..."
Man In The Hat (nodding): "Vikander's a good fighter. Make no mistake about that. And, we were givin' up some size steppin' up ta bantam. However, the result obviously isn't what we or Leighton wanted. The point of 2017 for her is to get a shot at the flyweight titles, and that got a lot tougher to do this evening. That being said, we aren't disappointed in the effort or what we saw from Ms. Meester tonight. She fought well, as usual. She just didn't get a result. Cable Boy II. Go!"
Showtime Reporter: "Quite a fight between Perry and Strahovski..."
Man In The Hat: "Well, nobody would expect anything less. Two of the top lights in the world. You expect a heck of a fight and we got one. Tess, dear, go ahead."
Tess: "Didn't get the result there, either, but..."
Man In The Hat: "But, indeed. As I said comin' in, this was win/win. You don't lose much for losin' ta Vonnie, except maybe an immediate title shot, but, as we've got the belts, Katy wasn't gettin' that anyway. And, before you ask, we've fought Strahovski two months in a row. We aren't gonna go for three. All right, Smackeroo. It's dinner time. Take us there!"
Reporter: "On the bright side, Swan came up big at the Ice Hotel..."
Man In The Hat: "That she did, and, we're not surprised. As I've said over and over, Serinda is as good as any light we have, and she's finally gotten the forum to prove it. Now, dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"