Cougars On The Beach: Donna D'Errico vs Joanna Krupa

Cougars On The Beach
Donna D'Errico vs Joanna Krupa
(7-8, 2 KO vs 12-12, 12 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

Location: Long Beach, California, USA

BEFORE: There's no beach like Long Beach which perhaps explains why Miami-based model Joanna Krupa made the trip to West Coast to face former Baywatch starlet Donna D'Errico. Krupa scored a genuine Upset of the Year candidate when she knocked out Charlize Theron back in May and she simply wants to cash in on her moment in the spotlight. Truth be told, D'Errico carries the low-hanging fruit value but the Alabama native tells BLONDE! Magazine she's got her own cougar division plans going forward. Do they include luring Carmen Electra out of the Dollhouse office for one last hurrah? No, they don't but you can never say never in this business!

Donna D'Errico wears a red one-piece swimsuit aka the modern version of her iconic Baywatch strip & golden gloves. Long blonde hair loose & straight. Joanna Krupa wears a green & blue themed bikini set & silver gloves. Long blonde hair in loose waves. Both women are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Joanna believes she's gonna bulldoze the fellow blonde into quick submission but Donna blasts out of the gate with a promising head-hunting rally and doesn't even have to move all that fast across the sand to swamp the Polish foe into proper discomfort! She nails Joanna on each temple and keeps plucking steady assault up the middle while Krupa tries to swing over the top in largely unsuccessful fashion. Both cougars set their sights upstairs but only Donna actually mauls the flesh and snaps Joanna's head back before landing a wild hook on the jaw that drops the Pole on jelly knees. "Oof! You filthy bytch!", Joanna is shocked over that last drive but Donna leaps forward with more venom and whacks the younger blonde on the breasts; she gradually backs her onto the ropes as the Long Beach fans begin to celebrate the unexpected jug muggin' spell. Joanna spins out of danger at the last moment kicking up plenty of dust in the process but she's unable to fend off the American's pounce and gets thumped onto the turnbuckle regardless - Donna digs her forearm into Joanna's chin and nails her across the stomach with a brutal harpoon right at the bell to claim the opening round wide!

Round 2:
Apparently the Theron upset escaped D'Errico's attention as the former Baywatch blonde rips more leather into Joanna's face before the Pole finally finds the supreme response and outworks the older woman in heads up exchange in the middle of the ring. Fans still cheer both these cougars on even as Donna's head begins to snap back in repeated fashion during the second minute when Krupa takes full control of the head-hunting assault. She wobbles D'Errico onto her heels and beats her to the punch from both flanks which quickly begins to wear the American down. Ugh! Donna gets worryingly vocal as she yelps in discomfort with each strike landing on her face whereas Joanna just maintains the high-octane drill to leave her opponent stuck in the sand wholesale. Mobility just isn't Donna's forte here and she gets reduced into a dejected punchbag come the bell. She slumps onto the ropes and grabs her chin as if to indicate she does feel some pain in the area. Joanna gives her a long stare before turning back to her corner and winks back to coach Eva Mendes who doesn't even have to say anything herself.

Round 3:
Donna tries to land the early overhand combo but Joanna simply beats her to the punch and slams a left hook on the nose before adding a swift uppercut on the jaw that trembles the Alabama blonde into loud spasms. Ugh! Donna struggles to take a simple one-two all of the sudden and gets pancaked onto the ropes as she desperately tries to dig her heels in the sand... Krupa's power supply proves superior though and leaves D'Errico planted against the ropes and soaking up leather abuse up the middle! Joanna shatters the ailing high guard aside and knocks more crisp punches into the fellow blonde's face which quickly pulls the plug on the subdued woman... Donna goes limp and checks out of the fight when Joanna slams one right hook on the temple too many!!! DOWN GOES D'ERRICO sliding onto her knees with eyes closed... she then collapses face-down at the model's feet and just like that it's over!!! Cougar bouts rarely provide a genuine knockdown recovery and Donna remains motionless on the sand during the otherwise half-hearted count! KO3 Joanna Krupa!!!

AFTER: "Oh yeah, I love Long Beach! This plastic tramp wasn't exactly in Charlize Theron's league, right?", Joanna laughs up the low-hanging fruit preview as she soaks up the BLONDE! Magazine's post-fight attention: "Okay, so I took this bout on the side since Olivia Culpo got the call for the VIX PPV. But she remains my original target! Ever since I beat Theron I know I'm good enough to lay out some of these athletic babes. But I'd never back off from knocking out a Baywatch has-been like Donna! Guess Carmen Electra is safe in her Dollhouse office?" (giggles).

Meanwhile Donna has regained her whereabouts and vows to return to cougar boxing on the beach before too long: "Yeah, it might sound surprising but I'm ready for more action. I mean I won the first round... and then it kinda went south! But hell, I'm no fookin' worse than Denise Richards and I plan to drag that cow across the sand next time out! Wish me luck!" (winks).

Official Result: Joanna Krupa def. Donna D'Errico KO3.