Post by Boxing World Online on Jul 8, 2021 7:24:15 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit in the Man In The Hat's office at Front Street, their backs turned to the desk, watching the big screen on the back wall where "The FCBA Today With Big K" is returning from its final commercial break.
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Emily Osment and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Emily: "We'll be starting at bantamweight, where Halston Sage will make her return to Philly against 'Sultry' Sophie Mudd!"
Alison: "More bantamweight action follows, as Jewel Staite makes her long-awaited return to Asylum against Kat 'The Rack' Dennings!"
Emily: "We'll have lightweight action after that, with the Asylum return of the dangerous Joanne Kelly against 'The Santa Barbara Slugger' Katy Perry!"
Alison: "And, we'll stay at lightweight for the next bout, featuring the Philly return of Tricia Helfer against Kara 'The Body' Del Toro!"
Emily: "Then, it's even MORE lightweight action, with the Asylum return of Erica Durance, who'll square off with 'The Face' Taylor Hill!"
Alison: "And, finally, back at bantamweight, we'll see the return of Olivia Wilde for a rematch against 'The Next Big Thing', Chloe Bennet!"
Kesha: "That sounds like quite a card!"
Emily: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Girls of Sci-Fi at the Asylum IV: This Time It's Personal'!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Tess: "No flyweights this month?"
Man In The Hat: "Just the way it happened to work out. Plus, we've got Billie on pay-per-view..."
Reporter: "And two lightweights, which means your whole division has a fight this month..."
Man In The Hat: "Again, just how it happened to work out. We've got plenty of flyweight stuff pre-booked for future Asylums."
Tess: "I notice you're getting Chloe right back in the ring after that tough loss to Scott..."
Man In The Hat: "No sense chewin' on that. Get back in there and get to work. And, speaking of getting to work, I'll bet Chef is working on his Chicken Athena right now..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Emily Osment and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Emily: "We'll be starting at bantamweight, where Halston Sage will make her return to Philly against 'Sultry' Sophie Mudd!"
Alison: "More bantamweight action follows, as Jewel Staite makes her long-awaited return to Asylum against Kat 'The Rack' Dennings!"
Emily: "We'll have lightweight action after that, with the Asylum return of the dangerous Joanne Kelly against 'The Santa Barbara Slugger' Katy Perry!"
Alison: "And, we'll stay at lightweight for the next bout, featuring the Philly return of Tricia Helfer against Kara 'The Body' Del Toro!"
Emily: "Then, it's even MORE lightweight action, with the Asylum return of Erica Durance, who'll square off with 'The Face' Taylor Hill!"
Alison: "And, finally, back at bantamweight, we'll see the return of Olivia Wilde for a rematch against 'The Next Big Thing', Chloe Bennet!"
Kesha: "That sounds like quite a card!"
Emily: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Girls of Sci-Fi at the Asylum IV: This Time It's Personal'!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Tess: "No flyweights this month?"
Man In The Hat: "Just the way it happened to work out. Plus, we've got Billie on pay-per-view..."
Reporter: "And two lightweights, which means your whole division has a fight this month..."
Man In The Hat: "Again, just how it happened to work out. We've got plenty of flyweight stuff pre-booked for future Asylums."
Tess: "I notice you're getting Chloe right back in the ring after that tough loss to Scott..."
Man In The Hat: "No sense chewin' on that. Get back in there and get to work. And, speaking of getting to work, I'll bet Chef is working on his Chicken Athena right now..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"