Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Jun 30, 2021 13:16:13 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of The FCBA, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap June with another great Asylum card!"
Cassie: "And, we'll be starting at bantamweight with the Asylum return of Zazie Beetz against Kat Dennings!"
Tess: "Then, it's off to lightweight for ANOTHER Asylum return, but, this time of a girl coming off a WIN here, Krysten Ritter, who'll be squaring off with Katy Perry!"
McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad ENOUGH, we'll be subjected to another lightweight bout featuring Typical Dancing Hooker opponent Ciara Renee against that TALENTLESS TOOTHPICK Taylor Hill!"
Cassie: "Then it's off to flyweight for the Asylum return of Zoe Saldana against Kristen Stewart!"
McCarthy: "FINALLY! A REAL fighter!"
Tess: "It's back to lightweight next with Jaimie Alexander's return to Asylum against Gemma Arterton!"
McCarthy: "And, then we get to see ANOTHER real fighter at bantamweight, as Sceej's OWN MUNNSTER, Olivia Munn comes in here to make mincemeat of that overrated Dancing Hooker Lili Reinhart!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, all three weight classes and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Superheroines At The Asylum IV: This Time It's Personal!"
Cassie: "And, we'll be starting at bantamweight with the Asylum return of Zazie Beetz against Kat Dennings!"
Tess: "Then, it's off to lightweight for ANOTHER Asylum return, but, this time of a girl coming off a WIN here, Krysten Ritter, who'll be squaring off with Katy Perry!"
McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad ENOUGH, we'll be subjected to another lightweight bout featuring Typical Dancing Hooker opponent Ciara Renee against that TALENTLESS TOOTHPICK Taylor Hill!"
Cassie: "Then it's off to flyweight for the Asylum return of Zoe Saldana against Kristen Stewart!"
McCarthy: "FINALLY! A REAL fighter!"
Tess: "It's back to lightweight next with Jaimie Alexander's return to Asylum against Gemma Arterton!"
McCarthy: "And, then we get to see ANOTHER real fighter at bantamweight, as Sceej's OWN MUNNSTER, Olivia Munn comes in here to make mincemeat of that overrated Dancing Hooker Lili Reinhart!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, all three weight classes and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Superheroines At The Asylum IV: This Time It's Personal!"