Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Jun 30, 2021 13:08:34 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"This girl," says Olivia with a nod, "Is going to be a champion around here. The difference is, I'm ALREADY a champion around here."
"Mad respect for Olivia," says Lili with a nod of her own. "But, I still have those big goals. And, she's standing in the way."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Ain't No Rest For The Wicked' by Cage The Elephant, and here comes Sceej Boxing's Olivia Munn..."
McCarthy: "The MUNNSTER! Former Unified Bantamweight Champion! And, she's going to PUMMEL this Dancing Hooker!"
Tess: "Again, Mac staying impartial..."
McCarthy: "SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, and drink in the lovely Olivia as she climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe to reveal a white number that's getting quite the reaction from the crowd..."
McCarthy: "That's because she's a REAL woman and not a TOOTHPICK. If not for ME, she might be the hottest bantam in the FCBA!"
Cassie: "Truck, bring out a new headset. Mac's head swelled and broke hers again..."
McCarthy: "SHUT UP, SCABBO!"
O'Dell: "Aaaannndddd, that's 'What I've Done' by Linkin Park you hear behind us, and here comes 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"
Tess: "Reinhart coming off her first loss in ages, to Elizabeth Olsen. She definitely wants to get back on track tonight."
O'Dell: "Lili wasting no time getting into the ring. She's helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and we've got dueling white bikinis tonight, as Lili's wearing the white number she prefers..."
McCarthy: "Really going to show the BLOOD when Munn is done with her!"
O'Dell: "Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Lili. Mac?"
McCarthy: "The Munnster! Easy!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "There's the bell, and Munn going right after Reinhart, backing her up in a hail of leather, then going to work on the body. Not surprised to see some serious aggression from Munn, who's known for that, but, she's turning it up to eleven awfully early in this one..."
McCarthy: "Wasting no time taking out this Dancing Hooker..."
O'Dell: "Lili backing and covering, firing back here and there, but that's about all she can manage, as the brunette is all OVER her. Reinhart tying up, but Munn shoves off, goes right back to the body and DROPS REINHART WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Lili down on her back and the crowd going NUTS..."
McCarthy: "YES!"
Tess: "That was a SHOT right there..."
O'Dell: "Munn to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Reinhart sits up at six. Seven. Eight. Lili to her feet at nine. Ref gives her the mandatory and ON COMES THE MUNNSTER! Oliva battering the blonde back into the ropes. Ref looking in closely, but there's the bell. Wow! What a start for Munn!"
Cassie: "10-8...but, there's a long way to go."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Munn after Reinhart as we start the second. Lili keeping the guard high, giving ground, playing defense. Munn uber aggressive, but not sloppy. She's committing on everything, backing the blonde up, WHACKING the body with hooks to the belly and ribs..."
McCarthy: "Just a matter of time until this Dancing Hooker is HISTORY..."
O'Dell: "That's certainly the plan as far as the brunette is concerned. She's digging body now. Lili bangs back in kind, but she's quickly forced to cover up after another nice flurry to the head from Munn. I'm going to tell you, ladies, this looks like the old Livvy Munn...the champion..."
Cassie: "Sure does. Definitely impressing tonight..."
O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch in the second, and it's been another dominant performance from the brunette. She's been taking the fight to Reinhart from the opening seconds of this fight, and she continues to do that right to the bell. There it is, and there's no doubt about this one. Munn. Wide."
Tess: "And, Olivia has built a three-point lead, 20-17."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Munn picking up right where she left off as we start the third. Lili seems to have the legs back under her, but Olivia's keeping her in reverse, walking her backward, getting very, very physical with the blonde. Munn going body, head, back to the body. Reinhart tying up..."
McCarthy: "Munn's just too strong and aggressive for this Dancing Hooker...and I couldn't LOVE IT MORE!"
O'Dell: "Reinhart backed up again via a good flurry from the former champion. Lili firing back in spots, landing some nice counters, but, she's on the back foot, where she's been almost the entire fight, and the Munnster doing a fantastic job of keeping her there with sustained aggression..."
Tess: "Munn's been very impressive. Answering any and all questions about whether she still has it..."
O'Dell: "Final seconds ticking away in the third, and Munn's been in control the entire way, much like she has for the entire fight. Good combination from the brunette there, backed the blonde up again. Hooking a little body and Olivia responds in kind and there's the bell. Munn. Wide."
Cassie: "And, Olivia's got an absolutely HUGE lead, 30-26."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Munn forward again, but, this time, Lili's not backing up. The blonde holding canvas and throwing right back and we've got a FIREFIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Ladies tossing BOMBS in there as Munn's determined to impose will and Reinhart's not trying to be imposed ON..."
Tess: "Might have something to do with Neve Campbell battering her ear for a full minute about backing up in this fight..."
O'Dell: "One way or another, Lili's done with the whole 'retreat' thing and Munn's not about to give up on the offensive, so, we're slugging away in there, with both fighters landing some hard shot and now MUNN backed up a step with a good right from Lili, but Livvy stepping right back to..."
Cassie: "Munn not going to dial it back..."
O'Dell: "She is NOT and Reinhart's got it turned up to eleven herself. Both fighters ignoring the body as they bang away upstairs. GOOD right from Munn and Reinhart responds with one of her own that sends sweat flying. Five seconds. One more exchange and there's the bell. Close. Lili."
McCarthy: "But, the Dancing Hooker is still down 39-36."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Fifth begins the way the fourth ended, with blonde and brunette meeting in the middle of the ring and letting the hands go. Both determined to impose will here, but nobody willing to get imposed UPON, and the result is a serious slugfest and a RIGHT HAND FROM REINHART THAT HURTS MUNN!"
Cassie: "WHAT A SHOT!"
O'Dell: "And, somehow, Livvy took that shot and stayed on her feet, but she's in trouble. Reinhart winging away, backing the brunette up. Munn in a high guard, playing defense on spaghetti legs. Lili forces her against the cables and goes to work on the body, digging away to ribs and midsection..."
McCarthy: "THAT'S right. Waste time with body work. Because, when Munn shakes this off, you are DOOMED."
O'Dell: "Reinhart upstairs, back down. Ref looking in, but the veteran Munn doing enough to keep him at bay. It's Lili, though, who's getting the work done. She's landing hard shot to both head and body, looking for the 'off' switch. Not going to find it, though. There's the bell. And, it's Reinhart wide, but Munn rides it out."
Cassie: "And Olivia still leads 48-46."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "Sixth underway and it's Reinhart pushing forward, looking to, if not finish Munn, at least effect a cleanup. Olivia still looking buzzed, giving ground. Blonde sitting down on her punches, getting VERY physical with the brunette, thumping away to the head, going downstairs briefly, then right back up..."
Cassie: "Lili's locked in right now. Got the range and calling in the heavy artillery..."
O'Dell: "Munn countering in spots, engaging in a fighting retreat, but not slowing the blonde who ROCKS LIVVY WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Munn staggered and DROPPED WITH A STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND! A BOOMING right from the blonde and the brunette is spilled to her back!"
McCarthy: "DON'T YOU PUNK! GET UP, YOU BUM!"
O'Dell: "Lili to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Munn rolls to her belly. Six. Seven. Munn pushes up to all fours. Eight. Nine. Livvy beats the count! Brunette on her feet to take the mandatory...and ON COMES LILI! Reinhart winging away with both hands, driving Munn into the ropes, STAGGERING her with a right hand. Ref looking in. REINHART a straight right and Munn's legs give a shimmy and IT'S OVER! Ref leaps in and it's OVER..."
McCarthy: "NO! HOMETOWN REF! HOMETOWN REF! BOUGHT AND PAID FOR!"
O'Dell: "And, your winner by TKO6 is 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"
Tess: "Big win for Front Street's most promising fighter..."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Lili Reinhart, and, Lili, that was NOT a good start..."
Lili (shaking her head): "She hits like a TRUCK. Really caught me one and put me on my heels. But, I kept fighting, got back in it. And, then turned it around."
Tess: "You sure did. I know you had some big goals for 2021. The Olsen fight may have delayed those..."
Lili (nodding): "Yeah. May have. But, I'm going to keep working and I'm going to get there. Count on it."
"This girl," says Olivia with a nod, "Is going to be a champion around here. The difference is, I'm ALREADY a champion around here."
"Mad respect for Olivia," says Lili with a nod of her own. "But, I still have those big goals. And, she's standing in the way."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Ain't No Rest For The Wicked' by Cage The Elephant, and here comes Sceej Boxing's Olivia Munn..."
McCarthy: "The MUNNSTER! Former Unified Bantamweight Champion! And, she's going to PUMMEL this Dancing Hooker!"
Tess: "Again, Mac staying impartial..."
McCarthy: "SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, and drink in the lovely Olivia as she climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe to reveal a white number that's getting quite the reaction from the crowd..."
McCarthy: "That's because she's a REAL woman and not a TOOTHPICK. If not for ME, she might be the hottest bantam in the FCBA!"
Cassie: "Truck, bring out a new headset. Mac's head swelled and broke hers again..."
McCarthy: "SHUT UP, SCABBO!"
O'Dell: "Aaaannndddd, that's 'What I've Done' by Linkin Park you hear behind us, and here comes 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"
Tess: "Reinhart coming off her first loss in ages, to Elizabeth Olsen. She definitely wants to get back on track tonight."
O'Dell: "Lili wasting no time getting into the ring. She's helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and we've got dueling white bikinis tonight, as Lili's wearing the white number she prefers..."
McCarthy: "Really going to show the BLOOD when Munn is done with her!"
O'Dell: "Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Lili. Mac?"
McCarthy: "The Munnster! Easy!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "There's the bell, and Munn going right after Reinhart, backing her up in a hail of leather, then going to work on the body. Not surprised to see some serious aggression from Munn, who's known for that, but, she's turning it up to eleven awfully early in this one..."
McCarthy: "Wasting no time taking out this Dancing Hooker..."
O'Dell: "Lili backing and covering, firing back here and there, but that's about all she can manage, as the brunette is all OVER her. Reinhart tying up, but Munn shoves off, goes right back to the body and DROPS REINHART WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Lili down on her back and the crowd going NUTS..."
McCarthy: "YES!"
Tess: "That was a SHOT right there..."
O'Dell: "Munn to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Reinhart sits up at six. Seven. Eight. Lili to her feet at nine. Ref gives her the mandatory and ON COMES THE MUNNSTER! Oliva battering the blonde back into the ropes. Ref looking in closely, but there's the bell. Wow! What a start for Munn!"
Cassie: "10-8...but, there's a long way to go."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Munn after Reinhart as we start the second. Lili keeping the guard high, giving ground, playing defense. Munn uber aggressive, but not sloppy. She's committing on everything, backing the blonde up, WHACKING the body with hooks to the belly and ribs..."
McCarthy: "Just a matter of time until this Dancing Hooker is HISTORY..."
O'Dell: "That's certainly the plan as far as the brunette is concerned. She's digging body now. Lili bangs back in kind, but she's quickly forced to cover up after another nice flurry to the head from Munn. I'm going to tell you, ladies, this looks like the old Livvy Munn...the champion..."
Cassie: "Sure does. Definitely impressing tonight..."
O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch in the second, and it's been another dominant performance from the brunette. She's been taking the fight to Reinhart from the opening seconds of this fight, and she continues to do that right to the bell. There it is, and there's no doubt about this one. Munn. Wide."
Tess: "And, Olivia has built a three-point lead, 20-17."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Munn picking up right where she left off as we start the third. Lili seems to have the legs back under her, but Olivia's keeping her in reverse, walking her backward, getting very, very physical with the blonde. Munn going body, head, back to the body. Reinhart tying up..."
McCarthy: "Munn's just too strong and aggressive for this Dancing Hooker...and I couldn't LOVE IT MORE!"
O'Dell: "Reinhart backed up again via a good flurry from the former champion. Lili firing back in spots, landing some nice counters, but, she's on the back foot, where she's been almost the entire fight, and the Munnster doing a fantastic job of keeping her there with sustained aggression..."
Tess: "Munn's been very impressive. Answering any and all questions about whether she still has it..."
O'Dell: "Final seconds ticking away in the third, and Munn's been in control the entire way, much like she has for the entire fight. Good combination from the brunette there, backed the blonde up again. Hooking a little body and Olivia responds in kind and there's the bell. Munn. Wide."
Cassie: "And, Olivia's got an absolutely HUGE lead, 30-26."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Munn forward again, but, this time, Lili's not backing up. The blonde holding canvas and throwing right back and we've got a FIREFIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Ladies tossing BOMBS in there as Munn's determined to impose will and Reinhart's not trying to be imposed ON..."
Tess: "Might have something to do with Neve Campbell battering her ear for a full minute about backing up in this fight..."
O'Dell: "One way or another, Lili's done with the whole 'retreat' thing and Munn's not about to give up on the offensive, so, we're slugging away in there, with both fighters landing some hard shot and now MUNN backed up a step with a good right from Lili, but Livvy stepping right back to..."
Cassie: "Munn not going to dial it back..."
O'Dell: "She is NOT and Reinhart's got it turned up to eleven herself. Both fighters ignoring the body as they bang away upstairs. GOOD right from Munn and Reinhart responds with one of her own that sends sweat flying. Five seconds. One more exchange and there's the bell. Close. Lili."
McCarthy: "But, the Dancing Hooker is still down 39-36."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Fifth begins the way the fourth ended, with blonde and brunette meeting in the middle of the ring and letting the hands go. Both determined to impose will here, but nobody willing to get imposed UPON, and the result is a serious slugfest and a RIGHT HAND FROM REINHART THAT HURTS MUNN!"
Cassie: "WHAT A SHOT!"
O'Dell: "And, somehow, Livvy took that shot and stayed on her feet, but she's in trouble. Reinhart winging away, backing the brunette up. Munn in a high guard, playing defense on spaghetti legs. Lili forces her against the cables and goes to work on the body, digging away to ribs and midsection..."
McCarthy: "THAT'S right. Waste time with body work. Because, when Munn shakes this off, you are DOOMED."
O'Dell: "Reinhart upstairs, back down. Ref looking in, but the veteran Munn doing enough to keep him at bay. It's Lili, though, who's getting the work done. She's landing hard shot to both head and body, looking for the 'off' switch. Not going to find it, though. There's the bell. And, it's Reinhart wide, but Munn rides it out."
Cassie: "And Olivia still leads 48-46."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "Sixth underway and it's Reinhart pushing forward, looking to, if not finish Munn, at least effect a cleanup. Olivia still looking buzzed, giving ground. Blonde sitting down on her punches, getting VERY physical with the brunette, thumping away to the head, going downstairs briefly, then right back up..."
Cassie: "Lili's locked in right now. Got the range and calling in the heavy artillery..."
O'Dell: "Munn countering in spots, engaging in a fighting retreat, but not slowing the blonde who ROCKS LIVVY WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Munn staggered and DROPPED WITH A STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND! A BOOMING right from the blonde and the brunette is spilled to her back!"
McCarthy: "DON'T YOU PUNK! GET UP, YOU BUM!"
O'Dell: "Lili to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Munn rolls to her belly. Six. Seven. Munn pushes up to all fours. Eight. Nine. Livvy beats the count! Brunette on her feet to take the mandatory...and ON COMES LILI! Reinhart winging away with both hands, driving Munn into the ropes, STAGGERING her with a right hand. Ref looking in. REINHART a straight right and Munn's legs give a shimmy and IT'S OVER! Ref leaps in and it's OVER..."
McCarthy: "NO! HOMETOWN REF! HOMETOWN REF! BOUGHT AND PAID FOR!"
O'Dell: "And, your winner by TKO6 is 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"
Tess: "Big win for Front Street's most promising fighter..."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Lili Reinhart, and, Lili, that was NOT a good start..."
Lili (shaking her head): "She hits like a TRUCK. Really caught me one and put me on my heels. But, I kept fighting, got back in it. And, then turned it around."
Tess: "You sure did. I know you had some big goals for 2021. The Olsen fight may have delayed those..."
Lili (nodding): "Yeah. May have. But, I'm going to keep working and I'm going to get there. Count on it."