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Post by BLONDE! Magazine on Jun 24, 2021 21:42:52 GMT -6
[Disclaimer because some people need it said: THIS IS FANTASY! There is no bounty, there is no money, please do not bother Ms Mawby or anyone else depicted on this board online or IRL. Now please resuspend your disbelief]  This women is set to befoul one of our most cherished institutions! Blonde supremacy on the beach has been a given since the very beginning of the FCBA! Indeed, the FCBA was year old before a brunette managed to beat a blonde, and it took Hall of Famer Ali Landry to do it! It is no surprise that the most successful beach fighter and the fighter with the longest winning streak on the beach are on and the same, the GOAT, CHARLIZE THERON!  Her 12 lifetime wins and 11 wins in a row are now threatened by this interloper. It is the only way the brunettes know they can eclipse her! By promoting a fighter from another division, Demi can take her record and there is nothing Charlize can do about it! But we can! If your patriotism is not sufficient to end this rampage, maybe your financial interest will be. WE HEREBY PROMISE TO PAY A BOUNTY OF $500,000 TO THE FIGHTER WHO ENDS THE BEACH BOXING WIN STREAK OF DEMI ROSE! There is nothing special about her! Plenty of Bantams can match her assets!      We must bring bring Demi down by any means necessary! |
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Post by Hunter_fight on Jun 25, 2021 3:55:52 GMT -6
[Disclaimer because some people need it said: THIS IS FANTASY! There is no bounty, there is no money, please do not bother Ms Mawby or anyone else depicted on this board online or IRL. Now please resuspend your disbelief] This women is set to befoul one of our most cherished institutions! Blonde supremacy on the beach has been a given since the very beginning of the FCBA! Indeed, the FCBA was year old before a brunette managed to beat a blonde, and it took Hall of Famer Ali Landry to do it! It is no surprise that the most successful beach fighter and the fighter with the longest winning streak on the beach are on and the same, the GOAT, CHARLIZE THERON! Her 12 lifetime wins and 11 wins in a row are now threatened by this interloper. It is the only way the brunettes know they can eclipse her! By promoting a fighter from another division, Demi can take her record and there is nothing Charlize can do about it! But we can! If your patriotism is not sufficient to end this rampage, maybe your financial interest will be. WE HEREBY PROMISE TO PAY A BOUNTY OF $500,000 TO THE FIGHTER WHO ENDS THE BEACH BOXING WIN STREAK OF DEMI ROSE! There is nothing special about her! Plenty of Bantams can match her assets! We must bring bring Demi down by any means necessary! I am sure Demi would fall prey and be unable to escape the tight grasp of Hunter King! |
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Post by Tractorpull on Jun 25, 2021 7:05:40 GMT -6
Tess Valmore
Glad to see Blonde Magazine (silent for so long) to join in stemming this brunette threat to civilization.
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Post by oddmanout on Jun 26, 2021 20:52:05 GMT -6
I am sure Demi would fall prey and be unable to escape the tight grasp of Hunter King! Hunter has exactly zero beach experience and Demi's wide hips and low center of gravity makes her a nightmare on sand, but if someone wants to write it up, Demi's free in July |
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Post by oddmanout on Jun 26, 2021 21:12:03 GMT -6
A lot to unpack here, but let's start with the basics. With eight wins in a row on the beach, Demi is currently at 4th place on the all time win list, and tied with Jennifer O"Dell for the second longest win streak. A ninth win will tie her with Kiana Tom for the all time brunette record and move her into second place in her own right. Not that you can tell this from the Boxing on the Beach page, where he spot among the "Notable Competitors" is Notably Absent.  Speaking of Notably Absent...And eclipsing Jenny is going to be what we consider to be the high point of her beach fighting career. Because here's the dirty little secret about Charlize: Before 2020, she had a 2-1 record on the beach. Her last 10 wins have ALL been cougar bouts. Jenny was fighting top tier opponents in her and their primes. Theron is picking over carcasses. Surpassing the O'Dell record will be an Achievement. Passing Charlize will be just another day on the sand.  So Bring 'Em ON! Can't say you weren't warned though! |
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Post by caspian on Jun 27, 2021 0:58:47 GMT -6
Not that you can tell this from the Boxing on the Beach page, where he spot among the "Notable Competitors" is Notably Absent. To my knowledge, we've only been keeping track of the fight records at the bottom of the page. We can add Ms Rose in, for sure, but it's difficult to keep track of ALL the beach competitors' records. If you have other recommendations for us to add, along with their records, do tell? |
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Post by FCfightclub on Jun 27, 2021 7:19:06 GMT -6
Not that you can tell this from the Boxing on the Beach page, where he spot among the "Notable Competitors" is Notably Absent. To my knowledge, we've only been keeping track of the fight records at the bottom of the page. We can add Ms Rose in, for sure, but it's difficult to keep track of ALL the beach competitors' records. If you have other recommendations for us to add, along with their records, do tell? If Demi is free in July, why not make it a real challenge on the beach and have her take in Bethany Lily April? It would be an actual challenge for Demi, doesn’t feel like she’s had any real trouble with anyone on the beach yet. |
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Post by FCfightclub on Jun 27, 2021 7:20:43 GMT -6
I am sure Demi would fall prey and be unable to escape the tight grasp of Hunter King! Hunter has exactly zero beach experience and Demi's wide hips and low center of gravity makes her a nightmare on sand, but if someone wants to write it up, Demi's free in July If Demi is free in July, why not make it a real challenge on the beach and have her take in Bethany Lily April? It would be an actual challenge for Demi, doesn’t feel like she’s had any real trouble with anyone on the beach yet. |
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Post by FCfightclub on Jun 27, 2021 7:21:13 GMT -6
I am sure Demi would fall prey and be unable to escape the tight grasp of Hunter King! Hunter has exactly zero beach experience and Demi's wide hips and low center of gravity makes her a nightmare on sand, but if someone wants to write it up, Demi's free in July If Demi is free in July, why not make it a real challenge on the beach and have her take in Bethany Lily April? It would be an actual challenge for Demi, doesn’t feel like she’s had any real trouble with anyone on the beach yet. |
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Post by Tractorpull on Jun 27, 2021 8:04:10 GMT -6
Oddman's rant about Theron's "dirty little secret" is not secret and never has been. Most of her recent fights have been cougar fights. After all she is one. She's fighting in her age group. Her opponents have been past their prime, but so is Charlize. She' seven years past her. prime As to O'Dell. She was far from fighting top toer opponents on the beach. She faced only three top tier fighters, Moore, CZJ and Taylor Cole. The rest were mainly below average to below, In fact, one never won a fight and a couple won only four. Theron will continue to fight on the beach and on the PPV's for the rest of the year.
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Post by oddmanout on Jun 27, 2021 18:11:59 GMT -6
Not that you can tell this from the Boxing on the Beach page, where he spot among the "Notable Competitors" is Notably Absent. To my knowledge, we've only been keeping track of the fight records at the bottom of the page. We can add Ms Rose in, for sure, but it's difficult to keep track of ALL the beach competitors' records. If you have other recommendations for us to add, along with their records, do tell? Somebody’s been updating Theron’s numbers. The three that jump out are: Adriana Lima 7-5, in particular her 2012 fight of the year with Jeri Ryan Kate Upton is 8-5 if you count her BBU bouts, 7-3 without them Brooklyn Decker is 4-2, but her wins include a 15 rounder with Elle McPherson and her second bout with Bar Refaeli set the lightweight record for knockdowns with 4 each |
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Post by oddmanout on Jun 28, 2021 8:19:57 GMT -6
Hunter has exactly zero beach experience and Demi's wide hips and low center of gravity makes her a nightmare on sand, but if someone wants to write it up, Demi's free in July If Demi is free in July, why not make it a real challenge on the beach and have her take in Bethany Lily April? It would be an actual challenge for Demi, doesn’t feel like she’s had any real trouble with anyone on the beach yet. I’ve contacted Bethany’s manager about possibly fighting Demi or Courtney Tailor. It isn’t going to happen in July. The best you could hope for is Bethany getting into a shoving match with one of the other lights or welters with beach ambitions of their own while she cheers on Demi (They’re friends IRL) |
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Post by jennymccarthy on Jun 28, 2021 21:21:08 GMT -6
So an uppity brunette is calling herself Queen of the Beach and none of you know who to call?!! Here's a hint - it ain't the Ghostbusters! Set the date and I'll settle this little brat down!
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Post by oddmanout on Jun 29, 2021 4:35:19 GMT -6
So an uppity brunette is calling herself Queen of the Beach and none of you know who to call?!! Here's a hint - it ain't the Ghostbusters! Set the date and I'll settle this little brat down!
I'm on the road for the first half of July, so if Sceej wants to write-up a fighter who hasn't won a beach bout in a decade getting squashed, feel free.  |
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Post by Ginny on Jun 29, 2021 7:59:34 GMT -6
I'd love to jump into this, but pretty much everything that "needs to be said" has already been said. Of course, I heartily support the proposition that some blonde jump into the frey to stop the brunette encroachment...but what brave brunette would shy away, cowering in fear, of facing several top blondes as she nears the record?
Maybe we need an annual Beach Bingo Tournament as a lead-up to an annual crowning of a "BIGGEST BIMBO ON THE BEACH" award show(?) I'll even nominate Jenny McCarthy to serva as Mistress of Ceremonies (or should she be a perennial entrant?)
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Post by jennymccarthy on Jun 29, 2021 21:03:55 GMT -6
Well, Miss Ginny, it is good to see you coming to your senses and recognizing that I should be recognized as number ONE in this format! And I would humbly accept this assignment!
Wait? What? Biggest BIMBO on the beach? I think there is a misunderstanding?
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Post by fight-fan on Jul 6, 2021 21:43:45 GMT -6
Anybody seen Selena Gomez and her new swim line? I think she's ready to fight Demi!  |
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Post by oddmanout on Jul 7, 2021 10:29:53 GMT -6
Selena’s taken down Hayley and Samara, no reason not to go for the hat trick. It may be awhile before we get to it, with a record up for grabs, the JMD or Bantamweight title shots may be offered to Demi in August. But it’s a good matchup, and Vassago and I will try to make it happen  But first, more Playmate on Playmate violence! |
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Post by Ginny on Jul 8, 2021 8:13:41 GMT -6
Anybody seen Selena Gomez and her new swim line? I think she's ready to fight Demi! a side of Selena Gomez I hadn't seen before! (My impression of Gomez was of a little, flat-chested, singer/actress with little if any talent. Seeing her in one of her OWN DESIGN suits makes me realize I'd been selling the girl short.) <--- That's my form of apology to Selena/her fans. Now, I'm wondering who ELSE in the FCBA I may have underappreciated. Time for research.... |
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