Post by Boxing World Online on Jun 17, 2021 10:18:37 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit in the Man In The Hat's office at Front Street.
Reporter: "So, Wiz, what did you think of Tess' Asylum picks?"
Tess: "SERIOUSLY?
?"
Man In The Hat (laughing): "Well. I liked 'em, especially because she picked us to win."
Reporter: "No issues, like the ones you had with her pay-per-view picks?"
Tess: "I have Cassie's number all loaded up in this phone..."
Reporter: "Just say her name three times and she'll appear, I'm sure..."
Man In The Hat (laughing): "Smackeroo is feelin' his oats today. But, seriously, I DO have one little bone to pick, Tessarabia. Now, I know you don't talk about Perry or Stewart. But, I DID notice you did NOT mention that Perry's opponent WON the last time she was at Asylum..."
Reporter: "You mean after all she's done for years is say the only way a girl gets invited back is to lose?"
Tess: "I wonder how much jalapeno pudding Cassie HAS in that warehouse. Because, it's not going to be enough..."
Man In The Hat: "All I'm sayin' is, I wanted it NOTED that Ritter's back off a huge win over Gemma..."
Reporter: "Here's another question. Is Reinhart your most promising fighter?"
Man In The Hat: "Now, that's a good question. Obviously, that term would exclude veteran fighters like Kat, and girls who've already won the titles, Kris, Chloe, Katy, Gems, and Taylor. So, that would leave our six developin' girls, Lili, and Ariel. I'd say all of them are plenty promising. But, you could definitely make an argument that Lili ranks at the top of that list. And, do you know what ELSE ranks at the top of a list? Chef's barbecue..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"
Reporter: "So, Wiz, what did you think of Tess' Asylum picks?"
Tess: "SERIOUSLY?
?"Man In The Hat (laughing): "Well. I liked 'em, especially because she picked us to win."
Reporter: "No issues, like the ones you had with her pay-per-view picks?"
Tess: "I have Cassie's number all loaded up in this phone..."
Reporter: "Just say her name three times and she'll appear, I'm sure..."
Man In The Hat (laughing): "Smackeroo is feelin' his oats today. But, seriously, I DO have one little bone to pick, Tessarabia. Now, I know you don't talk about Perry or Stewart. But, I DID notice you did NOT mention that Perry's opponent WON the last time she was at Asylum..."
Reporter: "You mean after all she's done for years is say the only way a girl gets invited back is to lose?"
Tess: "I wonder how much jalapeno pudding Cassie HAS in that warehouse. Because, it's not going to be enough..."
Man In The Hat: "All I'm sayin' is, I wanted it NOTED that Ritter's back off a huge win over Gemma..."
Reporter: "Here's another question. Is Reinhart your most promising fighter?"
Man In The Hat: "Now, that's a good question. Obviously, that term would exclude veteran fighters like Kat, and girls who've already won the titles, Kris, Chloe, Katy, Gems, and Taylor. So, that would leave our six developin' girls, Lili, and Ariel. I'd say all of them are plenty promising. But, you could definitely make an argument that Lili ranks at the top of that list. And, do you know what ELSE ranks at the top of a list? Chef's barbecue..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"