Post by Tractorpull on Jun 14, 2021 11:17:51 GMT -6
Kate Upton is in the mini gym at her home when the phone rings in the next room. Her husband, a somewhat known right-hander with the Houston Astros answers. She hears him say, “whose calling? I will see if she is available”
He walks in with the phone and says “It’s for you”
Kate: “Who is it?”
Husband: “It’s Charlize somebody I didn’t catch the last name”
Kate laughing; “You’re an idiot. Give me the phone”
Kate: Hey Charlize, what’s up?
Charlize: “Was that you assistant?”
Kate: “That was my husband. You know the one that Tess has the hots for”
Charlize: “I just want to apologize for not being at the fight yesterday, I was tied up in a production meeting for an upcoming movie. I saw the fight on replay late last night. What a war and huge congratulations on a great victory”
Kate: “Thank you. As you saw it wasn’t easy and Tay-Tay got in her licks”
Charlize: “But you took them and came out on top, You’re the Alpha Blonde now as you proved”
Kate: “Let’s not get into that. There will be only one Alpha blonde in the history of the FCBA and it’s not me, it’s you”
Charlize: “No, it’s your stage now. I’m yesterdays news, just an older fighter trying to hold on to past glory. I have no doubt you will dominate the next decade. Again I just want to apologize for not being there yesterday”
Kate: You don’t have to be at every one of my bouts. We are normally both on the official monthly PPV so we can be at each others fights. We are both busy outside of the ring, but I really appreciate the support of You and the Alpha blonde of the press. Doesn’t she have a fight coming up soon?
Charlize: “Next week as I understand it. You got Ferguson on the PPV, that’s going to be another awesome fight but you will win."
Kate: "Who you got?"
Charlize: “Halle Berry”
Kate: I’ve seen some of her movies, but none of her fights. I was in grade school"
Charlize: “You really know how to hurt a girl”
Kate: “I keep forgetting your age, but it’s hard to believe. You're gorgeous, with a fine body, smart and a great fighter. I just can’t believe you are old enough to be my mother”
Charlize laughing: “Keep it up”
Kate: “No I didn’t mean that. Look I got to shut up so I can get my head on straight. I really feel inadequate in your company”
Charlize: Ok that enough. You're talking bulls—t now. See you in two weeks if we don’t talk before. Tell you husband he Is a great left hander.
Kate: “He’s right handed”
Charlize: “I know. Goodbye”
He walks in with the phone and says “It’s for you”
Kate: “Who is it?”
Husband: “It’s Charlize somebody I didn’t catch the last name”
Kate laughing; “You’re an idiot. Give me the phone”
Kate: Hey Charlize, what’s up?
Charlize: “Was that you assistant?”
Kate: “That was my husband. You know the one that Tess has the hots for”
Charlize: “I just want to apologize for not being at the fight yesterday, I was tied up in a production meeting for an upcoming movie. I saw the fight on replay late last night. What a war and huge congratulations on a great victory”
Kate: “Thank you. As you saw it wasn’t easy and Tay-Tay got in her licks”
Charlize: “But you took them and came out on top, You’re the Alpha Blonde now as you proved”
Kate: “Let’s not get into that. There will be only one Alpha blonde in the history of the FCBA and it’s not me, it’s you”
Charlize: “No, it’s your stage now. I’m yesterdays news, just an older fighter trying to hold on to past glory. I have no doubt you will dominate the next decade. Again I just want to apologize for not being there yesterday”
Kate: You don’t have to be at every one of my bouts. We are normally both on the official monthly PPV so we can be at each others fights. We are both busy outside of the ring, but I really appreciate the support of You and the Alpha blonde of the press. Doesn’t she have a fight coming up soon?
Charlize: “Next week as I understand it. You got Ferguson on the PPV, that’s going to be another awesome fight but you will win."
Kate: "Who you got?"
Charlize: “Halle Berry”
Kate: I’ve seen some of her movies, but none of her fights. I was in grade school"
Charlize: “You really know how to hurt a girl”
Kate: “I keep forgetting your age, but it’s hard to believe. You're gorgeous, with a fine body, smart and a great fighter. I just can’t believe you are old enough to be my mother”
Charlize laughing: “Keep it up”
Kate: “No I didn’t mean that. Look I got to shut up so I can get my head on straight. I really feel inadequate in your company”
Charlize: Ok that enough. You're talking bulls—t now. See you in two weeks if we don’t talk before. Tell you husband he Is a great left hander.
Kate: “He’s right handed”
Charlize: “I know. Goodbye”