Taylor Swift vs. Kate Upton (Alpha Blonde Battle)
Taylor Swift: 31 years old, 5’11”, 57-27 since 2009, Fates Boxing
Kate Upton: 29 years old, 5’10”, 90-26 since 2011, Lookout! Boxing
Intro:
Alpha blonde supremacy is on the line in the final fight of the night as Taylor Swift and Kate Upton meet in a seventh and deciding conventional fight. Tonight, the victor will be determined by knockout and knockout alone. They have put up spirited fights again each other in all sorts of matches - lingerie, beach bouts, even the Ice Hotel - but it all comes down to one more fight as after Kate Upton took three straight off of Taylor Swift, the singer responded with a pair of victories to force a seventh fight. Their feud is well documented, and tonight, one of them will be able to call herself the alpha blonde of the FCBA.
The two women are separately escorted into the press conference, a wall of security separating them as they know that given the opportunity, both would take shots at the other. After six conventional fights, a JMDD bout, and an altercation during the holiday crackers event, one would think there is little left for either girl to say. But they both want to have the last word, and that’s apparent from the start where they talk over each other. Someone in the back decided to cut Kate’s mic, allowing Taylor to talk, much to the displeasure of her foe.
“You wish you could be as successfully I am, Kate,” Taylor trashed her foe. “You wish that you had legs as good as mine. You wish you could get tens of thousands of people to watch you perform. You wish you had as much power as I do. But you don’t. You never have. And you never will. When I’m done with you, you’ll be nothing more than the answer to a trivia question: what welterweight did Taylor Swift defeat to become the top blonde of the FCBA?”
Upton’s mic has been unmuted, allowing her to respond. “Oh please, Taylor. I’ve had title reigns. Reigns, plural, unlike your one stint as lightweight champ. I’ve held the welter title four times and am the current champ. I’ve held the FCBA JMDD title three times. I’ve held the BBU JMDD title. And I ended your reign as Queen of the Ice Hotel. I’ve defeated you. Destroyed you. Ended your undefeated run at Fates. When I’m done with you tonight, you’ll be a shell of the fighter you once were. You’ll never recover from the pounding that I’m going to give you tonight.”
Swift gets up and Upton follows suit, both girls trying to lunge across the security guards to get to their rival. The guards are able to restrain both girls, dragging them out of the room through separate doors as the cameras flash.
The arena is absolutely electric as the fight is announced, and is even louder than the prior confrontations between the two girls. Next to the ring is a pedestal with a tiara resting on a red velvet pillow for the victor and sooner to be crowned alpha blonde of the FCBA. Discreetly, the chosen stablemates from Lookout and Fates make their way to the ring, with Yvonne Strahovski representing Lookout and Emily DiDonato and Ana Beatriz Barros representing Fates. The agreement for the fight is that the loser’s stablemates would present the winner’s with the tiara.
The announcer gets onto the microphone and the crowd noise briefly lowers in intensity.
“And now, for the main event,” the voice booms, “to be won by knockout only, and is the rubber match for the title of alpha blonde of the FCBA!” The crowd roars its approval. “Introducing first. From Lookout Boxing. Four time and reigning FCBA welterweight champion, three time FCBA JMDD champion, former BBU JMDD champion, and former Queen of the Ice Hotel, Kate Upton!”
The crowd roars back to life as the model makes her entrance, laser focused on the ring. Upton quickly takes off her robe to reveal a black sports bra and matching trunks and gloves with her hair up in a bun. There’s a fire in her eyes as she paces the ring, waiting for her foe.
“And her opponent,” the voice resumes, “From Fates Boxing. Former lightweight champion with the most consecutive title defenses and former Queen of the Ice Hotel, Taylor Swift!”
The crowd roars again as the singer steps out into the arena. Like Kate, she keeps her focus on the ring and doesn’t pay any attention to the crowd, an oddity for the Fates girl. Swift has elected to not wear a robe, and makes sure to show her long legs as she struts to the ring in a white sports bra with matching spandex trunks and gloves, her hair in a ponytail for the fight.
The referee smartly steps between the two blondes, holding them both off from each other as promises to knock the other out cold are slung. After some coaxing, the two girls retreat slightly and the ref calls for the match to start over the roar of the crowd. The winner, by knockout only, will be the alpha blonde of the FCBA!
Round 1:
The deciding fight for the alpha blonde of the FCBA starts with fireworks as the two familiar rivals waste no time firing off blows at the other, their hatred apparent to the audience as it’s all offense early. Kate goes to Taylor’s body to start the round, dipping under a right jab to hit the singer in her ribs. Swift retaliates with a right to Upton’s chest before slipping in a left to her ribs and stepping back. Kate fires off a right as Taylor retreats, the model missing her blow wildly, and Swift drills Upton with a right to her mouth and busts open Kate’s upper lip! Blood dribbles down the model’s chin, but that’s the least of her worries as Taylor goes right back for her head, forcing Kate to cover up. Swift turns her attention to Upton’s body, boxing her into the ropes with precise shots to her ribs and chest whenever she’s able to. Kate snarls as Taylor drills shot shots into her jugs from close range and she wraps up the taller singer, and the two girls struggle. The bell rings and they both shove each other away. Taylor takes the opening round on points, wide.
Round 2:
The two blonde beauties waste little time going back after each other as the second round begins. Taylor starts to work that famous jab, leveraging her additional reach as she keeps Kate at a distance. Upton’s blows are just out of range of the singer, and the model bobs right, faking Swift out before slamming a right into the singer’s left glove as she moves it just in time to block a vicious blow from the model. Upton follows up with a left to Swift’s torso, drawing a grunt out of the singer. Kate keeping it close, preventing Taylor from jabbing or using her reach advantage, and Kate works Tay’s body, working her ribs over as she works Swift into the ropes. Taylor wraps her arms around Kate, but the model still can move her right arm around and works another paid of blows into the singer’s torso. Swift lets her right arm go and gets a clean shot into Upton’s body, halting the younger blonde’s offensive and allowing the singer to clinch. The referee separates the two blondes and they circle each other as the round comes to an end. Upton charges back to take the second on points.
Round 3:
The action resumes and Taylor her jab working early, keeping Kate at bay. Upton keeps her distance this time, forcing the singer to chase after her. Taylor throws a right jab that skips off of Kate’s gloves and the model sees her chance to counter. Kate slips a quick left into Taylor’s face, knocking the singer backwards before hitting her with a right to her ribs. Swift backpedals as Upton keeps the distance close as she continues to go after taller girl’s ribs, wanting to wear down her foe. Taylor takes two rapid steps backwards and hammers Kate’s gloves, stopping the model from following up. Swift follows up with a left just underneath Upton’s guard and retreats before Kate can strike back. Upton keeps her eyes trained on Swift and the two girls start circling again, but neither lands a solid punch before the round ends. Taylor gets the better of her blonde rival during the round, and takes it on points, close.
Round 4:
Upton starts the fourth with a different tactic by matching Swift’s jabs with jabs of her own. Kate may be known for her slugging and jug mugging capabilities, but she stands nearly as tall as Taylor and has a solid reach of her own. Upton lands a shot to Swift’s chin and Taylor nearly goes down! The singer’s long stems briefly buckle before she regains her footing. Kate pounces on the opportunity, slamming a follow-up into Taylor’s guard before burying leather into the singer’s midriff. Kate has Taylor where she wants her, going for a hammer blow, but the leggy singer ducks the blow and lands another strike to the model’s lip and follows up with a blow into Kate’s ribs. The blondes resume circling each other, trading blows from range, with Taylor slipping another strike by Kate’s guard, getting her just below her eye. Upton backs off and the two girls let the round come to an end, with Swift again takes the round on points.
Round 5:
The fight starts to open up as the fifth round begins, with Kate and Taylor moving around the ring more freely as they jab at the other. Taylor steps up and sends another jab at Kate’s head, crashing into the model’s guard. Kate goes body in response, working two sharp rights into Taylor’s flank and continuing to pick a spot and wear her down. Swift protecting her head as Upton shoots out another blow at the singer’s face, and the older blonde is quick on the counter, crushing a right into Kate’s chest and follows up into her ribs as Kate’s gloves quickly returned to her guard to protect her head before responding. Upton hits a right into Swift’s flank again, but this time Swift responds in kind and the two girls start slugging blows into the other’s body from close quarters. The bell rings but the two blondes keep on going! The referee steps in with difficulty and separates the two as they scream at each other. When all is said and done, the judges determine that they fought to a draw for the round.
Round 6:
Neither woman shows any signs of slowing down as they start the sixth. Taylor aggressively jabs after Kate as the model parries the blow and catches Taylor in her chest. The singer hits the model in her nose in response and lines up the follow-up but her head snaps backwards as Upton clobbers Swift with a right and sends Taylor careening backwards! Upton unloads into the older blonde’s body, going back to those ribs and drawing a gasp out of Swift. Taylor struggling to clinch and Kate slams an uppercut into Taylor’s chest and the singer gasps again as she throws herself onto her rival to force a break. Swift dances around the ring after the break and keeps her distance from Upton as the Lookout fighter presses her. Kate shoots out a right feint that Taylor falls and follows up with a left that knocks the taller girl back – and the bell rings! Kate can’t capitalize any further on a round that she absolutely dominated, but it won’t matter unless she can knock Swift down and the singer can’t get up.
Round 7:
Swift moving a bit slowly to get out of her corner to start the seventh as Upton’s blows look like they did a number on the Fates girl. Upton advances, a smirk crossing her face as she bodies the singer up early, Swift not able to move as, well, swiftly as she could earlier, and takes a right that smashes through her guard! Taylor reels backwards as Kate charges and Tay barely blocks the follow up right. Upton varies her approach, alternating between Swift’s body and guard, and the Fates corner is screaming at Taylor to hit back. Upton fires off a hammer blow at Swift’s head, hitting her guard and going back to the singer’s ribs, which have started to turn red from the impact of Kate’s blows. Taylor pops a short right into the model’s mouth, giving her a brief reprieve and allowing her to get some space. Kate steps forward but Taylor stops her with two rights. The bell rings and both girls go back to their corners, both still looking for knockdowns as Kate takes the round on points.
Round 8:
Both girls showing some signs of fatigue as the eighth round begins. Swift throws out a left hook that Upton sees from a mile away, prompting the younger blonde to duck the blow and drill Swift in her body again. Taylor grunts as Kate follows up with a left – and Upton’s head snaps backwards as she connects with her blow – Swift fires off a lightning-quick right into Upton’s face and Kate stumbles backwards on wobbly legs! Taylor senses her moment, going to Kate’s liver before slamming a left into the Lookout fighter’s gloves. Kate’s guard holds but she can’t stop herself from getting pummeled into the ropes and the rhythm of Taylor’s gloves striking Upton’s body makes the crowd roar! Taylor smashes a right through Kate’s guard and the model nearly goes down but is saved by the ropes, where she wraps her arms around Taylor and hangs on to the bell. Upton tries to get up but Swift shoves her back into the ropes, causing Kate to rush back up and shove the singer back. The referee gets involved and gets shoved every which way as the two fighters don’t want to wait to knock the other out. With great difficulty, order is restored and they are sent to their respective corners after Taylor dominated the eighth round.
Round 9:
The blondes vying for supremacy head into the ninth without a knockdown to either girl’s name, and given that this is a knockout only fight, that is a bit surprising. Swift gracefully chases after Upton, using her long legs to press the model after a dominant eighth round, hitting around Upton’s guard to start off the round. Kate covers up as on comes Taylor, drilling Kate with a right through the model’s guard! Upton steps back and plants her feet as Swift darts in – and now it’s Kate who connects with a big shot, catching Taylor just below her right eye! Swift gets her guard up just in time to block a follow up from Upton that smacks her gloves, the sound echoing around the arena. Kate steadily works Taylor back into the center of the ring with solid shots to her ribs. Swift knows takes a large step back and starts firing back, the two girls trading body shots as Upton closed the range almost instantly and they are wrapped up at the bell yet again. The referee instantly steps in to separate the two and starts yelling before they can start going after each other, and he coaxes them to their corners. The judges determine the round was a draw, but still with no knockdowns going into the tenth.
Round 10:
Kate and Taylor start out the tenth round by circling each other cautiously, not wanting to make a fatal mistake that not only would cost the match, but the right to the title of Alpha Blonde. Upton throws a right jab at Swift’s head as the singer tries to outflank the model, the blow skipping off of Swift’s gloves and into her ear. Taylor drops back as Kate steps up, feinting with a right before plunging a left into her chest. Upton pulls back her right but Swift’s already on her counterattack! Taylor slams a left into Kate’s torso, driving the air past her teeth and exposing her head as she bends over slightly. Taylor seems like she takes all day to line up one, two, three straight shots into Kate’s jaw and down goes Upton! The first knockdown of the fight goes to Taylor Swift in the tenth round as she quickly gets out of the referee’s way. Upton on her stomach, shaking her head as she lifts it off the canvas to see the count. She sees it’s at five and scrambles to all fours before thrusting herself up at the count of eight. The referee checks in on her, asking her if she’s alright, but only gets a menacing, “Let me at her” in response. The ref waves Taylor back in and the singer pounds Kate’s body as the model protects her head before wrapping the singer up, clinching as tightly as she can. The bell rings and Upton pants as she relinquishes her hold on the taller Swift, who merely taunts the model: “Can’t keep up? You should have stayed down.”
Upton snarls, “You’re going to regret this,” before turning back to her corner.
The tenth round goes to Taylor Swift thanks to the fight’s first knockdown – but this matter isn’t going to be settled on points alone. The victor shall be by knockout, and knockout alone. Something which neither girl has found yet through ten.
Round 11:
With this fight being victor by knockout only, the rubber match between Swift and Upton goes beyond ten rounds. Taylor confidently leaves her corner and starts bombing away on Kate with her jabs. Upton keeping her guard up, blocking blows as Swift continues jabbing. Kate steps back and Taylor throws a blow, realizing just a split second too late that she’s exposed herself as her strike slips by the model. Upton’s eyes grow big as she comes through with a hammer left before drilling an uppercut right into Swift’s chin and down goes Taylor! Kate sneers down at Taylor as she backs off, getting direct retribution for being knocked down in the prior round. Swift is on her back, looking up at the ref’s count. She leggy singer rolls herself onto her stomach, crawling up to all fours before grabbing on to the rope and pulling herself up. The fight continues as Upton returns the body punishment from the previous round, hammering Taylor’s chest, ribs and midriff as the singer winces in pain. Taylor’s long legs aren’t enough to get away from Kate’s brutal pounding – the bell rings and Swift winces as she heads to her corner, holding her right side as Upton decisively takes the round and scores her first knockdown of the fight.
Round 12:
The roles are flipped from the previous round – Kate Upton is practically licking her chops as she sees a visibly hurting Taylor Swift getting out of the Fates corner on unsteady legs all while Upton has found her second wind. Upton doesn’t waste any time as she slams a left into Swift’s jugs, making the singer squirm in agony. Swift retreats and plants her feet before launching a left strike back at Upton. The blow unceremoniously crashes into the model’s gloves and Taylor barely can get her gloves back in front of her face before Kate counterpunches, this time with her gloves smacking off of her foe’s guard. Swift stands her ground and doesn’t concede ground as Upton digs a right just under her ribs – and Swift fires off a swift right straight to Upton’s mouth that sends the blonde careening backwards! Taylor finds new life in her legs as she closes the distance between the two and hammers rights and lefts around Kate’s guard. Upton just covering her head but she can’t cover everything as Swift smacks her in the chest before splitting her guard with a left, leaving the Lookout girl open to a straight right to her jaw and down goes Kate! Upton hits the canvas as Swift’s raising her arms as she steps over Upton’s body. Knockdowns in the tenth, eleventh, and twelfth rounds after a drought for the prior 9 rounds.
Kate moving her arms around as Lookout corner is screaming at her to get up. Taylor can’t hide the smile creeping across her face as Kate struggles to get her arms and knees underneath her. Upton lifts her head up and sees Swift’s expression, and that just makes the model groan as she gets to all fours before finally getting up at the count of nine. Swift’s mouth is agape and she is in disbelief as Upton gets up late, but Taylor will have plenty of time to finish off the job. The referee waves Taylor back in and Kate is just covering up before clinching as Taylor comes in close. Swift still working her blows even as Upton has her wrapped up, and it’s only after the two struggle for a bit that the referee steps in to separate them. Upton lands a cheeky right after the break, but that’s it as Swift buries leather into the model’s jugs and torso, driving Upton into the ropes as the bell rings and there is still no victor after twelve rounds. Taylor waving her arms, pumping up the crowd as she returns to her corner, knowing that while she may be battered, she took it to Kate and is standing on the verge of becoming the alpha blonde.
Round 13:
Somehow both blondes still are able to get out of their corners and it’s all Taylor as she baits Kate with a left feint before throwing a right that bounces off of Kate’s gloves and hitting her ear. Upton counterpunches with a left that hits Swift in her upper shoulder, skimming off behind her and the singer takes the opportunity to pop the model in her mouth, slightly reopening the upper lip opened in the first round. Kate retreats, a worried look in her eyes as Taylor pounces, shifting her focus away from Kate’s head as the model protects her head and the singer pounds Kate’s body, hitting her ribs and jugs. Upton breathing heavily as Swift drives her into the ropes. Upton bounces back right into Swift, clinching and not letting go. The referee steps in to separate the two, getting daylight between them and letting the fight resume.
Swift darts to her left, jabbing at Upton’s head, only for the blow to crash into the blonde model’s guard. Kate drops back, planting her feet. Taylor steps forward – and her head snaps backwards as Kate absolutely clobbers her with a straight right and the singer has a blank look on her face! Taylor instinctively gets her gloves up just in time to block the follow up from Upton. Kate finds some additional energy reserves and she unleashes a vicious barrage all over Taylor’s body, the sounds of leather striking flesh audible throughout the arena. Swift keeping her guard up and she drops back. Kate charges forward, drilling a left straight through Taylor’s guard, knocking the singer backwards again and Taylor’s legs buckle but she still stays up! Taylor looking like she’s on her last legs as Kate keeps on slugging. Swift bobs to her left to avoid a strike from Upton – AND TAKES A DEVASTATING UPPERCUT TO HER CHIN! Taylor’s mouthguard flies Taylor Swift’s stems give out and she collapses in a heap! The crowd goes nuts as Kate Upton is jumping with joy, her gloves raised as Taylor Swift hit the ground unconscious, the singer having rolled onto her back, her long legs straight out, her arms splayed out from her body and the gentle rise and fall of her chest the only sign of life out of the singer. The referee performs the standard count, even if it is wholly unnecessary. The Fates staff have their heads in their hands while the Lookout corner is celebrating as the ref exclaims “TEN!” IT’S OVER! YOUR WINNER BY KO13 AND THE ALPHA BLONDE OF THE FCBA: THE QUEEN, KATE UPTON!
After:
Absolute jubilation in Upton’s face as she grabs on to the ropes, taking a well-deserved rest after a brutal battle with Swift. The model’s eyes dart to the tiara sitting pristinely on a red velvet pillow on a pedestal. Kate leaves the ropes and walks over to Taylor, who is still out, and the Lookout girl sneers down before breaking into a wide grin. She takes off her gloves and slips out of the ring, approaching the tiara while flanked by her stablemates. From Fates, Emily DiDonato and Ana Beatriz Barros warily approach the pedestal, cautiously lifting the tiara off its pillow as the Lookout girls encircle them, and they present it to Yvonne Strahovski. Vonnie turns, bows to Upton, who lowers her head for the tiara. Kate lifts her head up, crowned as the top blonde of the FCBA. The crowd roars again as Upton lifts her arms, but her moment of celebration is brief as she turns back around to the ring.
Swift has come to, feebly moving her limbs around as Upton slowly paces around the fallen blonde. Taylor inhales sharply as she sees the model, which draws a laugh out of Kate.
“Oh honey, you thought I was going to get the tiara and leave?” Upton taunts Swift. “Now, you’ll suffer the consequences for daring to even question my status as the top blonde.”
With that, Kate drags Taylor by her right arm to the corner, straining as she lifts the singer up as the toll of the fight and getting Taylor on her feet.
Swift wobbles before Upton leans her up against the ropes. Taylor’s eyes grow bigger, knowing what’s about to happen but lacking the strength to avoid it as Kate backs off before running and jumping into Taylor’s body, Upton’s jugs pancaking Swift’s against the singer’s ribs. Tears well out of Swift’s eyes as her legs buckle, but Upton gets her arms underneath Swift’s, keeping her upright.
“Now this,” Kate pauses, “is personal. For claiming my jugs didn’t matter. For claiming your legs were better than mine. For claiming that you were the superior blonde. None of that was true, was it?”
Swift stays silent.
“WAS IT?” Upton yells.
“Well-” Swift starts.
“WHO BEAT YOU?” Kate screams.
“You did.”
“Who did?”
“You did.”
Taylor’s legs still are putty, and Kate lets the singer sink a couple inches lower, so that the taller blonde is now looking up at the model.
“So now that you know who the top blonde is, it’s time for your punishment.” Kate smiles, “Not just tonight. But I know how to break you.” Kate pauses, “You always are posturing about your stable. Always claiming to be the best, when it was Emily who ended your lightweight title reign. So you are going to face your lightweight and welterweight stablemates in a gauntlet match on the beach. One, after the other, after the other, after the other, after the other.”
As Taylor opens her mouth to protest, Kate cups the back of her head and pulls her face first into her cleavage, holding the struggling singer’s face there until Taylor passes back into unconsciousness. Upton releases the hold, letting Swift crash back down to the canvas, and Kate parades around the ring, posing for the fans as cameras flash, capturing the night of Kate Upton’s Alpha Blonde coronation.
we are sure Taylor will bounce back from such a heartbreaking loss.
